[Comprehensive British and American] Mr. Wayne's daily life of social animals

Alfred walked through Wayne Manor at his usual pace. The stately Manor of Wayne in Bristol County has a history of 200 years-if Master Bruce hadn't burned down the original Wayne Manor, Wayne House is also 200 years old.

Although the newly built Wayne House is more scientific and reasonable, with improved lighting and ventilation including defense, Alfred thought, after all, he is old and nostalgic...

"Afu! Let me help you! Are you trying to wake Bruce up?"

A boy with black hair and blue eyes ran over, bringing with him a gust of summer wind.

Alfred laughed, or is there a happier future with a robin in Penny One's life with the Bat-Monster?

"Yes, I need your help very much, Master Richard."

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I don't know what kind of tragedy a certain master Bruce in Wayne Manor will face when he wakes up today, but I have made all the preparations for tonight's exploration.

Drake Real Estate is not particularly eye-catching in the whole of Gotham. The four old families in Gotham, like the entire diamond district controlled by Coppert, and Drake Real Estate only invest in some of the relative properties left by them. High-quality real estate - no company wants to build a residential area in the East District.

This positioning is more convenient for me.

At the junction of Old Gotham City and the Diamond District, I found a house with a small balcony. Less than 1 kilometer away from this house is the address of my grandmother’s house on the No. 4 detective team. From the balcony of this house, you can Overlooking the GCPD, with binoculars and a camera I've set up for $5000, I can definitely get a shot of Sheriff Gordon's nostrils...  

Bat legends of Gotham City, it's time for me to unmask you.

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The legend of the Bat in Gotham City did not know that there was a place where an elementary school student was about to secretly film him. Bruce was pulled out of the bed by his adopted son and stood in the bathroom with all the toothpaste squeezed out.

Eyelids drooping, Young Master Wayne looked at his son who was only as tall as his shoulders, and unconsciously let go of his pursed lips, his eyes gradually brightened.

He didn't notice it himself, but in fact, the current Bruce Wayne was closer to himself before the age of 8. Alfred looked at the young master hanging on his master, and the father and son had already established a deep bond.They support each other and warm each other.

The chirping bird is extremely excited today. It has been half a year since he discovered the secret of the Batcave. He still remembers how he secretly sewed up his favorite performance suit, put it on, and asked to go to the night patrol with Bruce, The frustration of being rejected by Bruce, and the excitement of being trained by Bruce.

Just today, on the first day of Dick's holiday without homework, he finally passed Bruce's training and requirements, and he and Bruce could sit in that cool Batmobile and conduct night patrols in Gotham.

Bruce was still drinking the milk unhurriedly. He was about to use his well-proven skills to transfer the milk to Dick who needed more nutrition, but Alfred Pennyworth, a former agent from the British Military Intelligence, did not give With the slightest chance, the old butler just shook his head and successfully defeated this whimsical master.

Dick didn't notice the tricks of his adoptive father at all. He swallowed his glass of milk in two gulps, gulped and made a grimace, and then ate his lunch.

Bruce sipped the wicked milk, shook his head and lamented that the kid couldn't hold his breath, but there was a smile on his face that he didn't know.

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As night fell, Gotham Diamond District was brightly lit. I looked to the south, and the GCPD was also full of lights. Looking to the east, there were some ambiguous and dim lights in the dark East District. The darkness was like the bottom of a hopeless ditch.

This is the metropolis of American imperial capitalism.

Today is the first day of my stay at the Bat Legend. I have prepared for a long-term war of resistance. In my backpack, there are compressed biscuits, mineral water, chocolate, sliced ​​strawberries, a puff, and a bowl of instant noodles.

Uh, the chopped strawberries were put in by the gardener, the puffs were packaged deliberately by the chef Uncle Burt, and the instant noodles were stuffed for me by the driver.

1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes...

One hour, two hours, three hours...

After I had seen my "Pride and Prejudice" for the second time, I finally noticed something unusual.

This is a new piece of land developed by Drake Industry. There are very few residents in the first-phase housing that has been built, and there are even no residents in the upper, lower, left, and right sides of the house I am in now, but I heard a "click".

The sound came from the wall. Although it wasn't very loud, it was very clear in this empty room because I was the only one.

But strangely, the sound came again after one sound.

Why are there two beeps?Doesn't the bat monster still have a girlfriend?

I counted for about three seconds, picked up my telescope and ran to the balcony. The high-magnification telescope in my hand did not live up to my expectations. I saw a black shadow. By comparing it with the window next to it, I roughly concluded that This is a guy who is about 6 feet 3 inches. He does have a pair of wings, but he is not flying, he is swinging in the building.

To my surprise, there was a bright yellow figure beside him, which was obviously a woman or a child, only about 5 feet tall, wearing a yellow cape, a red top, and a green...

hot pants!

Is this serious?

Are you wearing hot pants?

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Dick was wearing the same bright yellow cape, bright red top, and green sequined shorts that he had changed in the circus today, but when he arrived at the Batcave, Alfred He was given a new set of uniforms.

This new uniform is still the same color as his self-made costume, but it is made of the same Kevlar fiber as Batman's clothing.

Dick got the clothes and hugged Ah Fu violently, and he turned his head and hugged his adoptive father again.

After a while he said, "Thank you."

The two adults were very considerate and didn't mention it, but the child's voice was already choked up.

Dick is a boy who is very good at cleaning up his emotions. He turned his head and took his clothes to the locker room to change. Bruce was holding a wrench to check how his Batmobile was maintained. When Bruce checked from the hood to the rear car The boy finally came out on the 2nd pass of the tire.

Wearing a red, yellow and green uniform and wearing green elf boots, the young man wears a green domino mask on his face. He is like an elf in a fairy tale, with a joyful atmosphere bursting out of his body, making you feel uncomfortable when you see him. Smile consciously.

"Hey! Bruce!"

Ah Fu looked at the adoptive father and son with a smile. No one told Dick that he had been sulking in the mirror for an hour in his own clothes. Today was the first day that Batman took his Robin bird to patrol the streets together.

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I have used binoculars to track down this pair of partners for a long time. Now I understand the photographer of the Gotham Daily 5 years ago. It's just a pile of black paint.

But very fortunately, on the first day of my squatting, after squatting for three hours, I did verify that in the metropolis of Gotham, there is indeed an urban legend called Batman, so what was described in the news before There is no reason to have a nighttime lawbreaker.

Unfortunately this Batman raises a new question for me?Why is there a partner in flirty green hot pants beside him?Especially when he is so tightly wrapped, in my eyes, he is just a vibrating black mosaic?

Don't you feel like you're too hot and your partner is too cold?

If you abuse your girlfriend/children like this, will you really not be dumped or complained about child labor abuse?

But what made me feel a little dazed was that the strangely dressed newcomer, who had never been mentioned before, seemed familiar to me as he moved around.

I watched them disappear behind a certain building, carefully looked at the surrounding environment, locked the doors and windows, held the anti-wolf spray in my arms, turned over and entered the sleeping bag.

Well done, Timothy Drake, the Batman Authenticity Project is complete!

As expected of me.

But where did I see that newcomer with his butt up?

The author has something to say:

Tender dick is offended - Timmy do you think I shouldn't rely on my one-of-a-kind acrobatic skills?See what's going on with the ass!

I found that everyone is very fond of Tibao's transparency, haha.

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