God, do you need a boyfriend who can dance?

Xu Tingzhou looked at the line of words on the screen, he really didn't expect the great master to be such a great master, so straightforward, it was simply shameless.

But he touched his face, and felt a little honored, he must be hopeless.I don't seem to have anything to be proud of except for my face, but if this face can be favored by God, that's pretty good.Besides, such a domineering mind is really cute.

A sweet ripple appeared in Xu Tingzhou's heart, but as a serious child, how could he go back as straightforwardly as someone, so he hesitated for a while, and then began to reply.

Yi Ge: When I came here, I thought you were praising me, and I didn't intend to show my face.

Remember: You deserve all the praise.

Xu Tingzhou was really convinced, why didn't he realize that the great master's mouth was so powerful when he remembered it, it was too sweet.If anyone can be praised so much by him every day, why not float in the sky?

Yi Ge: I will be really embarrassed if you praise me like that again when you come here.

When remembering: If you are embarrassed, then this face must be more beautiful. 【circle】

One boat: o(*////▽////*)o

Xu Tingzhou was hit by his words several times in a row and almost fell to the ground.Ahhh, this person is really foul.

When I came here, I remember: Alright, alright, I won’t tease you anymore, I have to work overtime, Zhou Zhou, go and play by yourself.

Xu Tingzhou agreed and didn't bother me any more. When I came, he suddenly remembered the big boss Mr. Meng who had just started working on the first day. According to Xu Tingzhou, in order to grasp the company's trends and various information as soon as possible, this guy should Will also work overtime.

When Xu Tingzhou thought of this person, he immediately thought of the ascetic face wearing gold-rimmed glasses and the teasing of 250 yuan.

Don't think about it, think about what this person is doing, and I don't want to be cheap.

Whoever likes to work overtime will do it, anyway, he won't work overtime.

Thinking about it this way, I felt much more comfortable.Xu Tingzhou had nothing to do, so he clicked on the hodgepodge grandma main group he added earlier.

Yi Ge: Good evening, everyone.

If you are older, say first: Princess is cute, ah, fall down.

Yi Ge: Get up, why did you throw me down?

I love blowing Xiaoxiao: I'm so jealous, don't you know that you have become a little Internet celebrity now?Have you seen how many fans you have gained, and how many video views have you received?

Yi Ge: [Shakes head]

If you are older, you should say first: Pat your thighs, the silly boy who has feelings hasn’t watched it yet.

Yi Ge: I read it, but I didn’t count it. Anyway, it suddenly rose a lot, and I’m not used to it.

Veteran driver who has been driving professionally for 30 years: I was the same back then. Hey, when I first submitted the article, I always thought that I could become popular with just one video. Who knows that after several years, I still look like this...

If you are older, tell me first: Who knows that you will become an old driver in the end.

Xu Tingzhou burst out laughing. The people in this group are very funny. Everyone always jokes with each other. Although he has a previous record of being hung on the wall by an anonymous person, Xu Tingzhou still likes to chat with everyone in it. not bad.

I'm beautiful, I'll sleep first: [I'm going to sleep, please turn off the light for me, thank you]

You are older and you say first: I will go to Meimei, are you sleeping now?What time is it?

I am beautiful and I sleep first: beauty sleep, thank you

If you are older, say first: Is it scientific for you to have such a regular schedule every day?

I am beautiful and I sleep first: [What are you, you dare to teach me]

If you are older, you should say first: [I'm heartbroken, old man]

Xu Tingzhou saw that a bunch of Aunt Xue's emojis were posted in the group, and the other one started posting in various ways, and several people started fighting each other for pictures.

He looked at the [I am your father], and quietly clicked the right button. This emoticon pack is good, you can take it out and use it.

While fighting, someone suddenly thought of Xu Tingzhou.

I am beautiful and I sleep first: Comrade Gege, tell me how you learned how to dance. There is no pressure to switch between various styles. I saw that the style of the previous "Fan Dance" and the current "Looking at Tigers" are really different. Can you convert it?

Yi Ge: It’s okay. Although the movements of classical dance are slow, the foundation of the body has been laid at first. After a few years, bouncing and bouncing will always be fine, and you can also exercise your body.

I am beautiful and I sleep first: I am really old now, otherwise I can learn from Gege.

Yi Ge: Ah, me?

I am beautiful and I sleep first: Of course, no matter what dance Gege you teach, I will learn it seriously.

Yi Ge: You are flattering me too much. I am just an amateur dancer. I really can't teach others.

You are older and you say first: I am beautiful, you should wash up and go to bed early, and don't disturb my communication with Gege.

You are older, you first say: Gege, what are you doing now, if you have nothing to do, let's play games with us.

Yi Ge: What are you playing?I will not.

If you are older, you should first say: It’s okay, I can take you.

Yi Ge: I’ll just watch it, it’s still fun to watch your live broadcast.

So when someone went back after working overtime, he found that his child had already been abducted by others.

Xu Tingzhou was watching the person on the screen push open a gloomy door, and was always on guard against something scary inside. He didn't feel scared at first, but he was alone and only left a wall lamp for a little atmosphere. These are tense moments.

First of all, when Da Da explained, he kept his voice low, and it sounded like monsters would appear in the next moment.

At this time, when I remembered, a message was sent.

The sound of thud thud overwhelmed the game on the screen.

Xu Tingzhou heaved a sigh of relief. Sure enough, he was not suitable for these games. After talking to Grandma, he hurriedly wrote back the news when he came.

Yi Ge: Are you off work? It's almost ten o'clock now.

I remember that I didn't have time to type now, so I just pressed the voice button.

When remembering; "Well, I'm looking for something to eat now."

This is the happiest moment for Xu Tingzhou, because he likes to chat with him by voice when he remembers it, but he is too shy to bring it up.

In case the memory god is irritated, they don't even have to be friends, let alone listen to the voice, they can't do anything.

Fortunately, when I remember now, I finally started to speak again.

Xu Tingzhou picked up the phone and put it to his ear, listening carefully.

Although he really wanted to continue listening to it ten times or eight times, but in order to let the reporter say a few more words when he came, he had to reply quickly.

Yi Ge: You worked really hard when you came here. You worked so late and you didn’t have any food.

When remembering: "There are eggs in the refrigerator, I can eat a bowl of noodles."

Xu Tingzhou pressed the button to listen to this sentence again, covered his ears and patted it. It was strange, why did he feel that the voice when he remembered it was so similar to the voice of Mr. Meng who just took office today?

Xu Tingzhou felt that he must have committed a crime. He started to think about the big boss just after he got off work. If he didn't think about the big boss, he still put him on his favorite god. He must be a demon.

This is absolutely unacceptable.

He hammered himself twice before continuing to reply.

Yi Ge: Was there no one else in your family when you came?Want to cook by yourself tonight?

When remembering: "Well, I live alone."

In fact, this has already crossed the line. Generally, many people will not easily disclose their three-dimensional information to others. Sometimes you will find that although you are fascinated by someone on the Internet, you suddenly find out that in fact You know nothing about his reality.

Xu Tingzhou immediately realized what kind of stupid question he was asking, he must have been mentally handicapped all of a sudden.

He was full of regrets, but fortunately the Great God didn't sound angry.

When remembering: "What about you, do you live at home?"

From this point of view, it was the rhythm of chatting casually, so the silly boy Xu Tingzhou told all about his family's situation.

Yi Ge: I live outside by myself, and I was kicked out by my family when I graduated. Fortunately, I still have a class, so I can barely make ends meet.

When remembering: "It's too hard for that person to cook and eat."

Yi Ge: Ashamed, Xiaosheng doesn't know how to cook, but occasionally stews soup.

When the other end came, he laughed softly, the laughter was so provocative, Xu Tingzhou only felt that one of his ears was well loved.

"It's okay, many people don't know how to cook, just one at home can do it."

Xu Tingzhou, who had a big brain hole, thought about the word "home", and inexplicably flashed some pictures in his mind. If he can really find a boyfriend, will the two of them be able to live together every day in the future? ?

That person must have a broad back, always be gentle when facing him, and have good cooking skills, while I, on the other hand, help to lay hands and accept feeding from my boyfriend.

It's specially made for you, just take a bite, ah, open your mouth.

Thinking about it, Jishen said to himself like this, woo, that is simply amazing.

Yi Ge: I really want to eat too, ˋ(°▽, °) saliva ing...

Remember: wait a minute

Xu Tingzhou stared at this sentence for a long time, what are you waiting for, remember that he will never really give him something to eat, it must be impossible, and he has no information about his mobile phone number, so he has something to ask himself to wait up.

Xu Tingzhou was really waiting there. After waiting for a while, there was no news, so he opened his mobile game and drew two cards. Not to mention SSR, he didn't even have an SR.He looked at his piece of African savannah, but retreated in frustration.

Soon, a picture was sent when I remembered it.

The picture shows a very beautiful bowl of noodles. The soup is clear and the noodles are pure white. There is a yellow-orange poached egg lying on it, and chopped green onions scattered around it. It looks very delicious.

Remember: Do you have supper?

Yi Ge: None.

When remembering: Oh, then just watch me eat. 【squeak】

Xu Tingzhou looked at the beautiful picture on the screen, and inexplicably felt that the master's routine was a bit familiar, but he didn't expect that you are such a person, so angry!

The author has something to say: For some reason, I have to change the name of the article, do you have any good suggestions, I am so entangled in naming the incompetent star (-'`-;)