My husband is a white lotus

Forget it, this little scholar doesn't seem very smart, and it's pointless to argue with him.Bai Xianjun took the ladle of water from A Chi, rinsed it vigorously a few times, and then raised his head and said calmly: "No, you misunderstood."

He stroked his hair along the way.Xianjun loves beauty. In the past, he had to look in the mirror dozens of times a day in Yaochi—the water in Yaochi was as flat as a mirror—but today he vomited and vomited in front of the child’s father, which completely defeated the demeanor of the fairy. What a shame to think about it.

Wen Heng pretended to believe what he said, but the suspicion in his heart was revealed in the corners of his eyes and brows. He was not good at lying, but every little thing on his mind was written on his face.

Xianjun noticed it immediately, and emphasized a little angrily, "Really not."

He couldn't have children like Wen Heng, even if he could, who would he find?This little scholar is really, every day, he doesn't think about some well-behaved things, and his mind is full of miscellaneous thoughts.

Little indecency.

Xianjun muttered in his heart for a while, seeing that the father and son had finished their meal and started to clean up the table, he got up and said, "Let me wash the dishes for you."

Wen Heng replied briskly: "Okay, then I'll go prepare bath water for A Chi."

The division of labor is clear and orderly, so it really feels like a family.Bai He feels faintly proud, and if things go on like this, it might not be difficult for him to accept him.

As everyone knows, Wen Heng just thought of the room fee by chance.He agreed to this person so rashly before, without mentioning any monetary reward.Others have to pay for room and board when they stay in a hotel, so how could the gods make an exception? Although Bai He is called his relatives, brothers have to settle accounts clearly, let alone just a "cousin".

Naturally, Wen Heng can't let him live in vain, and he's embarrassed to beg for money, so it's also appropriate to let him help share some housework - in the future, he will take care of A Chi alone, and he will have to get used to these things slowly.

The two attendants, Bai Ze and Bai Qing, saw their master being so attentive and flattering like a dog's leg, but they felt astonished and ashamed, and they didn't even have the face to watch any more. Taking advantage of Xianjun not paying attention, the two of them sneaked into the courtyard to talk gossip.

Anyway, with the invisibility method, mortals can't see them.

"I've never seen Xianjun look like this." Bai Ze said with a frown.

He was originally a white sturgeon in the fairy pond, and Bai Qing was a herring. The two were gifted by the Queen Mother as attendants since childhood. Doing things like washing pots and dishes, it is inevitable that he will lose his dignity.

"What do you know!" Bai Qing hummed and said, "Xianjun is putting a long line to catch a big fish. Otherwise, how can we get along with the little master gradually, and when the time is right, come to catch a turtle in another urn, the little master will naturally follow us obediently Return to Heaven."

She is not as inflexible as Bai Ze, but Bai Qing has sneaked down to the mortal world to play several times, so she knows all about these human relationships and sophistication in the mortal world.In her opinion, Xianjun's obedience is just a tactful and tortuous means.

"Why bother, why not just take people away? Who dares to stop us?" Bai Ze said.

"That's why you have an elm-headed head, and you can't even understand the meaning of Xianjun. It's hard to explain why you have been in Yaochi for so many years!" Bai Qing stretched out her pale fingertips, and tapped his forehead, "You don't want to Thinking, the little master is so close to that mortal named Wen, if you take him away so rashly, do you want the little master to hate us, or do you want the fairy to hate you?"

Reaching out to catch a falling pagoda tree petal, exhaling lightly at it, seeing the petal floating and falling, Bai Qingfang stroked his hand and said: "So, don't complain, everything Xianjun does is for the sake of the big plan. .”

Bai Ze thought to himself, of course you are happy to be at leisure, I have suffered a lot today, who brought those heavy meat and vegetables back?It's not him!It's hard for him to negotiate with the vegetable vendor for a dime or two. The fairy is also picky, saying that money cannot be changed, it will disturb the order of the world, and it is the first time for him to be so stingy when he is a fairy. meet.

I heard that someone who got the elixir refined in Laojun's furnace and offered it to the emperor of the world will be rewarded with a thousand pieces of gold. Why aren't they so lucky?

As soon as he turned his gaze, Bai Ze's eyes froze, and he asked in surprise, "Does Xianjun want to bathe in hot water today?"

This news is even rarer than washing dishes, Bai Qing rushed over, "Where is it?"

Sure enough, Xianjun Bai He walked towards the inner room with a washbasin, a towel handle and a set of clean white underwear, his steps calm and a little flustered.

It will burn the skin... Both of them thought silently in their hearts.

It was Bai Qing who was the first to react, with a blush on his face, he quickly pursed his lips and said, "You and I just need to keep our duty, and don't care about other things, the fairy will deal with it himself."

Who said that the bathroom must be used for bathing?Bai Ze has an elm head and knows nothing about men and women, but Bai Qing has seen a lot in the books sold by storytellers, not only understands the profound meaning between men and women, but also dabbles in men and women.

I'm afraid Xianjun wants to come and play with mandarin ducks in the water. What is this, is it the art of sex-seduction?The mortal looked dumbfounded, wondering if he would be hooked?

Bai Qing was thinking wildly, his thoughts had already flown far away, wishing he could take a peek at what happened.However, she also knew that if she peeped through the privacy of the immortal monarch, her immortal days would probably come to an end, so she could only restrain her floating thoughts and focus on it.

Bai He was really wronged this time, he had no lower limit, and he would not be so despicable and shameless - even though he also felt that this method was actually feasible, but there was a certain risk, in case Wen Heng became angry, he would never be so shameless. Ignore him again, or take the child and fly away, then he will lose more than he gains.

Concentrating on himself, Bai He stepped forward and knocked on the door, and only when the person inside said "Come in" did he boldly go in.

Wen Heng's whole body was soaked in the steaming wooden barrel, compared to the huge barrel, it was like a small ball.

It turns out that he is so thin, and he always wears loose clothes during the day, so he doesn't really look out... Bai He swallowed his throat, and said in a hoarse voice: "Ah Chi has already fallen asleep, so I'll bring you the clothes gone."

Wen Heng seemed a little embarrassed, and nodded, "Thank you."

He accidentally looked at Bai He's body yesterday, but today Bai He made a special trip to see his body, so he couldn't help but think about it.

A thank you meant to see off the guests, but Bai He didn't leave immediately, instead, his eyes lingered on the naked body of the little scholar. He didn't realize that Wen Heng was also quite white, not like lotus petals. It is a kind of translucent white, but a light jade color like milk, with a thick and delicious fragrance, which makes people want to stick out their tongues to lick it.

Bai He couldn't help thinking about the scene of that night again, although it was three years later, there was no visual difference.He even wanted to take another bite of that glutinous rice cake-like shoulder.

Wen Heng was stared at by him so uncomfortable that the part exposed to the water had turned from flesh-colored to light red. I don't know if it was because of embarrassment or because it was hot after soaking for a long time.

He is really not used to confronting people naked, and in front of Bai He, he is even more anxious.

Bai Xianjun finally realized his gaffe, hurriedly put his shirt on the shelf next to him, and said awkwardly: "I'm going out first, you wash it slowly."

If he stayed any longer, he was afraid that he would get angry and get a nosebleed.

Bai Qing caught a glimpse of his master coming out of the inner room in full clothes, and couldn't help sighing quietly.

"What's wrong?" Bai Ze exclaimed.

"Nothing." Bai Qing answered him quickly.Poor Xianjun, it seems that he has hit another soft nail.

She didn't know that Bai He didn't think of that step at all. Even if he had evil intentions, he didn't have the courage to accomplish good things—it's like being more timid when you are close to the country.

This night, Xianjun was sleepless again, but unlike last night's tossing and turning, tonight's eyes were dimly closed, but strange dreams continued.Suddenly dreamed that I sneaked into a pavilion with carved beams and painted buildings, and touched a smooth and slender body under the quilt; suddenly Wen Heng was drowning, and I jumped into the pool to rescue him, and was hugged tightly by him, unable to breathe. angry.

Bizarre, indescribable.

When he woke up the next morning, Bai Xianjun felt dazed, subconsciously groped into the bed, and as expected, felt the cold and wet crotch of his trousers.

Bai He's heart was suddenly filled with pain, not because of breaking the precepts, Yaochi's rules are not strict, and no one stipulates that the gods must be pure-hearted, otherwise how would those dual cultivation methods be handed down?

What he regretted was such a waste of essence, which was useless to his cultivation. If he practiced with others, it would be a different level of magic... Bai He hurriedly shook his head, feeling that his mind was full of bed matters. It will damage the image of Gu Gao Xianjun.

It's all because Wen Heng is not good, so let him hand over some clothes, if he can't hold it, it won't be him who suffers.

Thinking this way, Bai He decided that when he saw Wen Heng, he must be cold, and he could no longer be led by the nose like this. After all, he is also a fairy, what would it be like to be seduced by mortals?

But as soon as he opened the door, Bai He was stunned.Wen Heng was putting on shoes for A Chi, and the father and son both changed into new clothes, which looked neat and comfortable.

"Is there anything important today?" Bai He asked in a daze.

"Well, I'm going to take a walk in the town." Wen Heng said, pulling up Xiaotuanzi's two sleeves and showing him, "See if Achi's clothes fit well."

Xianjun's eyeballs were almost stuck to Wen Heng's body. He never thought that Wen Heng would be so pleasing to the eye in a maroon jacket. His whole body was like a freshly peeled chestnut, smooth and fresh.So why does he always wear that azure straight gown? Is it to cover up his beauty deliberately?

So lovely.Xianjun thought silently in his heart.