[Comprehensive] The correct posture of fooling the savior

Moriarty stopped nagging and fanning the flames, and the living room finally seemed a little quiet.The Dark Lord took the "book" on the table with a straight face, and began to flip through it.

Harry, who was sitting next to him, got closer and took a closer look, only to realize that it was actually a pretty well-made information booklet.

The two started flipping through the books together, and the living room fell silent.However, after a short while, Moriarty couldn't sit still anymore. He leaned his upper body slightly forward, and introduced his gift to the Dark Lord who was flipping through the information book: "According to your expectations, the first gift here is Part of it is the basic introduction of Muggles, so I picked some classic weapons and tools to introduce, which will definitely surprise your subordinates."

Moriarty smiled smugly: "By the way, when it comes to this, I have to thank little Barty for helping me. Of course, I think his greatest role is to show up and be an obedient wizard sample. I just follow him ignorant of the Muggle world—" He spread his hands apologetically at Barty Jr., who was staring at him like a dead fish, and said, "Oh, my dear Barty Jr., don't look at it that way. Look at me, although I love you very much, but I still have to say, you really look very ignorant. Of course, your ability makes up for this lack, and the magical magic makes your ignorance very attractive...

Little Barty chuckled and rolled his eyes.

Moriarty finally let Little Barty go, and turned back to the Dark Lord: "Look at this, the pinhole camera, the necessary equipment for secret agents, perfect resistance to forgetting everything; satellite global monitoring, everything on the vast land can be seen at a glance; Infrared identification device, a magical device that challenges all invisibility cloaks and illusion spells... Is it a classic selection and a special production with pictures and texts? I also specially asked my dear little Barty to make cute animations for my pictures. !"

In the picture, the satellite floating in the outer space of the earth shakes its solar panels tremblingly, and draws a "8" trajectory in the universe.

The Dark Lord stared at the satellite for a long time, and said to Moriarty, who was begging for praise, "This picture...is quite like you."

"I think so too, they're so cute," Moriarty poked at the satellite that would vibrate the solar panel (wait that thing isn't fixed and can't move, why does the solar panel suddenly feel like a bee Wings?), with a narcissistic look on his face, "As expected of me! Such an artistic cell!"

Harry directly turned the pages of the book backwards. After several pages of weapons and tools were introduced, a portrait of the character appeared: "What is this?"

"This is the key figures about the military forces of various governments that His Royal Highness asked me to collect," Moriarty glanced at Harry who took the book in the Dark Lord's hand and flipped it back, and then stretched out his finger to He mentioned the characters in the book, "This guy who looks pretty good is Mycroft Holmes, just one step away from the cabinet secretary, my elder brother, and a good companion who loves to monitor Curly with me. "

While speaking, Moriarty turned the pages of the book and took the book out of Harry's hands naturally: "Here, Harry Hart—oh, he has the same name as yours," Morrie said. Artie smiled at Harry, "Knights of the Round Table Galahad, the leader of Kingsman, the British secret service organization, a rare handsome uncle, exuding a classic British style of abstinence from top to bottom. Very sweet; this, Mrs. M, the boss of MI[-], the British intelligence agency, I have to say, this is a very charming old lady, her past experience makes her temperament exude the vicissitudes of history, which makes She's even more charming..."

The Dark Lord raised his eyebrows and interrupted Moriarty's introduction: "Why do you always focus on appearance?"

"Oh?" Moriarty's eyes widened for a moment, and then he giggled, "My dear, are you jealous? In my heart, you are the most beautiful, surpassing everyone else!"

He looked at the person in front of him with obsessive eyes: "Your drunken red eyes, your seductive smile, your power to ignore everything, your domineering aura that controls all darkness, all your characteristics are so beautiful... Poke my heart..."

"Ahem!" Harry coughed loudly, overpowering Moriarty's idiotic words.He coughed for a while before he stopped, and then explained calmly to the two big men who came over: "Sorry, I just choked."

The Dark Lord patted Harry lightly on the back to help him calm his coughing desire, and then turned to Moriarty: "I remember, what I want is a character introduction, not an appearance introduction? Sorry, I have to tell you doubts about the quality of the information brought in.”

"Don't be like this," Moriarty's expression was dislocated for a moment when the Dark Lord comforted Harry, but he quickly returned to normal. Dee wrote it himself, and I assume you've given him tasks like collecting data on the Muggle world? He's always been pretty good at following your orders, isn't he?"

The Dark Lord shifted his eyes to Little Barty next to him, wanting to stay quietly but was pulled out again and Little Barty had no choice but to say, "Master, I did sort out the information on the characters myself. After all, Moriah can't be counted on." Mr Tee's morals, isn't it?"

After involuntarily mocking Moriarty, Barty Jr. continued: "The so-called 'know your enemy, and then you can defeat him', I have to admit that some muggles are still very strong, and not all muggles in the British government My son, fortunately, the wizarding world has done a great job of concealment, and has not attracted the attention of all parties... After all, our number is too small, and even fewer of us will be active in the Muggle world, and we have amnesiacs, ignore spells, and secrecy spells Such protection—at this time, I have to say that although there are a bunch of incompetent members in the Ministry of Magic, they have done a good job in concealing the existence of the wizarding world. According to Section 13 of the International Federation of Wizards' Secrecy Act,' Any magical activity that may attract the attention of non-magical members (Muggles) is a serious illegal act', so no wizard dares to mess around in the Muggle world..."

"Oh, the International Statute of Secrecy," the Dark Lord sneered, and interrupted Barty Jr., "The wizards have indeed done a good job on this point. The wizards have completely gone into hiding, all traces of history have been removed, and all signs of activity have been shielded..."

"It sounds," Moriarty interjected, "that you're not content with this escapism?"

"It's not that I'm dissatisfied, but that the reality doesn't allow it." The Dark Lord flipped forward the information book and turned to the pages that recorded monitoring tools, "Aren't you an example? Extremely strong willpower can completely overcome Ignore the expulsion of the curse; the cold and unobtrusive monitoring tool is the best tool to deal with the oblivion. The technology of the Muggle world is advancing, and more and more traces will be exposed to the eyes of the world. Now it is only It hasn't been revealed yet. But as long as wizards still appear in pure Muggle families, as long as wizards and Muggles have a little bit of intersection, this day will come sooner or later."

The Dark Lord looked at Moriarty with meaningful eyes: "It's not that there is no way to deal with a guy like you, it's just... there is always the possibility of omissions, isn't it?"

"Well, maybe I should say," Moriarty pretended to be stupid, selectively forgetting the tit-for-tat between the two, "I'm honored?"

Then he took the topic with a smile and said, "His Royal Highness, now, let's talk about more in-depth cooperation?"

"How do you want to cooperate?"

"Miraculous potion, magical magic, existence that violates the laws of science," Moriarty's eyes sparkled, "I want to see more information about another world, I want more and more amazing information —Maybe, you can make little Barty stop being wary of me?"

"I did tell Batty not to reveal too many wizard's secrets," the Dark Lord smiled slightly, "but, in the face of your wisdom, any measure of secrecy is difficult to achieve the desired effect, isn't it? I don't Batty can be expected to hold too much."

This quiet compliment obviously hit Moriarty, and he responded with a sweet smile: "Of course, I can always get what I want."

The Dark Lord continued: "And the various experiences left by so many people in the Muggle world, so many attempts, political system, public opinion control, economic control, etc., are all very valuable and worth digging. I will There are more subordinates coming to exchange and study, maybe you can welcome them?"

"Welcome very much~" Moriarty said naturally, and even made a small ending.

The two debated for a while about the main points of cooperation. Moriarty's focus was on fun, and the Dark Lord's focus was on profit and conquest. Miraculously, there was not much conflict.Generally speaking, the two had a pleasant chat, and the Dark Lord was very satisfied that he had found a guy who did not regard interests as interests and had enough strength as a partner.

After a pleasant tea time, the Dark Lord invited Moriarty to the dinner, and the other party readily agreed and replied cheerfully: "Of course! I would love to. My dear, it was a pleasure chatting with you, and—"

He pushed forward the USB flash drive he took out at first, and said: "I'm not lying, more information is actually in the USB flash drive, and the printed one is just a small booklet. How can you expect a small book to Will it cover all the content? Barty has been able to operate some basic computer movements, and he can use this USB flash drive."

"Thank you very much for your gift, I like it very much." The Dark Lord said to Moriarty, "So, see you at the dinner party?"

"See you at the dinner." Moriarty stood up lightly, blew a kiss to the Dark Lord, and left the living room with the attendants who came in.

Now, parlor

The author has something to say: only the Dark Lord, Batty and Harry are left in the movie.

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Note: 'Know your enemy, and then you can defeat him' - that is, know yourself and your enemy, and be victorious in all battles.I don't know why I thought it was strange to use idioms, so I had to change it to Chinese-English and then Chinese-to-OTZ.

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Warning: Harry is about to explode... 2333