The senior next door is a penguin

"By the way senior, do you know how you walk?" Lu Guo said suddenly.

"Outside horoscope?" Chen Yishen looked down at his heroic horoscope feet, "So what's the matter?"

Lu Guo smiled, "It's like riding a pig."

Liu Min couldn't hold back his snort, but was stared at by Chen Yishen, and hurriedly covered his mouth.

Chen Yishen's face was darkened, "You are talking nonsense, this young master is such a handsome guy who loves flowers and flowers when he drives and sees a flat tire in his car. He walks with wind. I don't know how many women he has fascinated."

Lu Guo looked like he was about to smile, "Uh, at such an old age, senior, he can still maintain such a simple and easy-to-deceive heart. I disagree, very good, very good." After finishing speaking, Lu Guo turned his back Take the bag and leave.

Chen Yishen stared at his back for a long time, then suddenly turned to stare at Liu Min, who was busy raising a small fan to cool off his young master.

"Really serious?"

"Uh... Actually, it's not bad. Those Northeast gangsters in TV dramas all walk like this, and they're pretty handsome."

Chen Yishen: "..."

The world proves that Liu Min really just wanted to comfort his young master... woo woo...

Although Lu Guo is from the medical department, he showed up on time for every law class, and he was even more dedicated than the law students. As a result, there were more and more people in the law class, especially girls.

However, in the past few days, Lu's life has not been peaceful, such as now.

After class, Lu Guo picked up his schoolbag, and a snake fell out of the drawer. Everyone in the classroom screamed in fright, and the classroom became a mess, and some girls even cried in fright.

Looking at Lu Guo again, he didn't show the slightest sign of fear. He looked down at the reptile on the ground for a while, then calmly bent down and grabbed it by seven inches, and picked it up.

The screaming in the classroom grew louder.

It’s the fifth day, and I don’t know who Lu Guo offended. I heard that in the past five days, he has encountered all kinds of horror threats, received horrible couriers, horrific photos in his books, and someone sent him anonymous horrific information pictures, schoolbags, etc. There will always be some dead mice, dead snakes and other things in the restaurant, and even when you go to the cafeteria to eat, you will find dead cockroaches, blood centipedes, etc. in the meals.

Even if he was a man, he would always be threatened suddenly if he couldn't stand it, and he couldn't bear it long ago, but Lu Guo was just like a normal person, no matter what threats he received, he didn't respond, he didn't even scream. He bought a mineral water bottle and stuffed the snake into the bottle.

Nima, isn't he afraid of snakes?

Lu Guo screwed up the mineral water bottle, pierced a few holes in it to let the snake breathe, then threw it into his schoolbag, and went out calmly.

Yang Tianyu was waiting for him outside the classroom, not because he didn't want to attend class with Lu Guo, but because his head hurts when he heard those legal cases. Forgive him for being so careless, so he can only wait outside.

"Lu Guo, what was the call inside just now? I heard someone say there is a snake, did someone stuff something into your schoolbag again?" Yang Tianyu asked.

"It's just a small tree snake. It's not poisonous. Want to see it?" As he said that, Lu Guo wanted to open his schoolbag.

"Don't, don't, you'd better save yourself to appreciate it." Yang Tianyu hurriedly said, although he is a gentleman, he couldn't bear to see those cold-blooded animals, and his skin got goosebumps.

Lu Guo carried his schoolbag back. In fact, someone slipped it into his schoolbag during class just now. He saw it, but he didn't expose it. He didn't want to delay his class time for such a boring person, not to mention that person was not Mastermind.

"Lu Guo, who did you offend? You can't go on like this. You've become a topic in school now. The snake is not poisonous this time. What if something happens to you next time? What should you do if something happens to you?" Yang Tianyu said. .

Lu Guo also knows this. Although he is not afraid, it is really not good to go on like this. He has to take classes in the two departments of medicine and law every day, and he has to work part-time. He is so busy that he doesn't even have time to sleep. To deal with these troubles, it is indeed necessary to solve them quickly.

He didn't take it seriously before, but before, it was just a dead mouse or a dead snake. This time, it's a live snake. Maybe it will be a poisonous snake next time.

Mainly he really hates trouble.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of it."

"Hey? Do you know who is causing trouble for you?" Yang Tianyu asked.

Lu Guo paused, said: "Go to the cafeteria to eat by yourself, I'll go to the second cafeteria." After speaking, Lu Guo turned around.

There are two canteens in Jinghua College, one is more common, the one that uses meal cards, and the other is the second canteen, also known as the staff canteen, which is the canteen for teachers and others. It's a three-star restaurant, so the price is not low, and people from relatively wealthy families usually come to the second canteen.

For example, Chen Yishen, the principal's son.

For example, Chen Yishen's "good friend" Wang Zixi.

Lu Guo entered the second canteen and went directly to the second floor, surrounded by a lot of people by the window, the middle man surrounded by stars, Lu Guo knew that the person he was looking for was inside.

Lu Guo strode over and stopped in front of the table. When the crowd around the table saw him, they stepped aside and became quiet. After all, it is well known that Lu Guo was intimidated these days.

There were two people sitting at the table, Chen Yishen and Wang Zixi, Chen Yishen was outside, and Wang Zixi was inside.

Chen Yishen is still dressed in black and white. From the time Lu Guo met him, no matter before or after his rebirth, he will always be dressed in black and white. Even if black is the symbol of a man, there is no need to walk around the street wearing a sign every day, even if he Not wearing black and white, his gender is quite obvious, and he is not a panda.

Lu Guo glanced at Wang Zixi in the pink shirt again, and suddenly felt that Chen Yishen in black and white was much more eye-catching.

Upon seeing him, Chen Yishen was still a little fresh, and couldn't help raising his eyebrows to look at him, "Hey, what's the matter, junior?"

"I'm not looking for you," Lu Guo said indifferently, then turned his gaze to Wang Zixi, and said with a smile: "Senior, you said last time that if I need help, I can come to you, right?"

Wang Zixi thought, is it because he has been intimidated and scared recently, and wants to ask himself to cover him?

"Of course, if you need help, just tell the senior. Could it be that you have been threatened recently?" Wang Zixi smiled, with an enthusiastic look, and a hint of sarcasm in his tone, "Tsk tsk, junior, As a senior, I have to tell you a few words, for newcomers, don't show your sharpness too much, otherwise you will easily get into trouble."

There were more and more people watching. After all, Lu Guo and Chen Yishen were both influential figures. It was rare for these two people to get together and they were all topics of conversation.

"Thank you senior for your teaching." Lu Guo's tone was very humble.

"You're welcome," Wang Zixi smiled even more, "Student, how are you doing, do you know who is threatening you?"

Lu Guo raised his pretty eyebrows, "It's probably some boring girl."

"Oh?"

Not only Wang Zixi, but even Chen Yishen felt a little strange.

"Because of sending blood dolls, throwing dead snakes and mice, posting scary photos, etc., such childish and inferior things, don't girls usually do it? If it's a man, if I don't like it, just greet him with your fist." , why do such a sissy thing." Lu Guo said with deep meaning.

Chen Yishen looked at Wang Zixi, and as expected, he saw his face darken.

But Wang Zixi didn't speak, so what could he say, he couldn't admit that he was a sissy.

"However, I came to seek help from senior for another matter. I'm hungry and want to eat a dish. I've brought the ingredients. Please, senior, help me prepare it." Lu Guo said, taking out a mineral water bottle from his school bag Unscrew it, pour out the snake and hold it in your hand.

The crowd of onlookers immediately shouted, and Wang Zixi turned pale with fright.

Chen Yishen raised his eyebrows.

Lu Guo still smiled, "Senior, I want to eat snake soup, can you help?"

Wang Zixi was so frightened that he couldn't speak, and it took him a long time to find his voice, "You, you, you are crazy!"

"Hey? It's fine if you don't help, why are you swearing?" Lu Guo looked at him a little aggrieved, "But this kind of little tree snake is not cheap. I haven't thanked the senior for helping me last time. Give the snake to the senior, it should be my thank you gift to the senior."

After speaking, Lu Guo put the snake on the table, smiled politely at Wang Zixi, turned and left.

Wang Zixi's horrified scream sounded from behind again, and it sounded particularly sweet in Lu Guo's ears.

As a good friend of Lu Guo, Yang Tianyu is not only depressed that he is not as handsome as Lu Guo, taller than him, and not as good at studying, he is also depressed about Lu Guo's memory. Can you listen to lectures until you sleep?

As soon as the class bell rang, Lu Guo fell asleep on the table, and when the get out of class bell rang, he opened his eyes on time. Those who didn't know thought he was not asleep at all, but only Yang Tianyu knew that he slept soundly, as if Still talking in dreams...

"Lu Guo, there is a basketball game in the gymnasium in the afternoon, our law department is facing the journalism department, how about we go and see?"

Lu Guo glanced over lazily, "I understand those girls like to watch boys play basketball. After all, straight girls can flirt with themselves and rotten girls can flirt with others, but you are a big man, what basketball game are you watching? Are you going to see them healthy? Hands or solid muscles?"

"You don't understand that, who said that I went to see them play basketball, I went to see the cheerleading team, you don't know, the cheerleader is the school belle He Yanyan, that beauty..."

"Speak as you speak, don't make jokes." Lu Guo threw him a tissue in disgust, then closed his eyes and said, "No, I want to sleep."

"What kind of sleep do you sleep? Seven days a week is not enough for you!" Yang Tianyu said.

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Dear friends, I am sorry that the full text has been revised to a large extent in the past few days, and I may have to trouble you to read it again. This time, the introduction and the cause and effect are all written in the front to pave the way for the following article. I hope that dear friends who like it will trouble to click favorite ha~~