Arthur's Football

——Fu Er, I want to complain about the name of this team, let alone the Baba group, and the Trident, so where does all the luck and glory come from?It's just unbearably tacky!

——Cough, you have to pay attention, the Sir is here!Parents still want to make trouble here?The shame of the papa group has gone beyond!

——Did you not look at Wang Laoji's eyes?That white eye almost rolled into the sky just now!Clearly disagree!

——Arthur is actually with two door gods, what is going to happen?

——Little angel, point your back...

——Hehehehe, my little angel's fighting power is beyond the charts, and I have enough confidence in my little angel, so there is no problem at all in killing them!

Rooney took the microphone and was still introducing the rules to the audience.

Everyone understands, isn't it that the winner keeps fighting, the loser counts points, and the two with the highest score automatically enter the finals?

We all understand!Hurry up, do it, do it!

So it was an important moment for each group to send a representative to draw lots. Fatty said to the microphone: "Of course our internal draw at Manchester United is fair and open, so it's time to test everyone's luck!"

——Why do I feel that I am fat and ridiculed a certain international XX organization?

——No, no, absolutely no, he doesn’t have this double Q! 【I can't even admit it】

——Hahaha I never thought that Xiaopang would be so suitable to be a comedian!Colleen even praised him last time!Could it be that he also discovered another talent of his?

——Everyone should know what Fatty did after retiring!Congratulations to Puben, don't worry about him going bankrupt!

Each group elects one, so the seven representatives are Arthur, Ronaldo, Kaka, Gary, Giggs, O'Shea, and Nani.

When they stood in a row of seven and drew lots from the cardboard box they held in their hands like good babies, the staff member who obviously didn't have that good acting skills was obviously holding back a smile. The tennis ball Van der Sar used to practice had numbers written on it.

The brothers drew "numbers" according to the previous wins and losses of the boxing game, and the first one to draw was Ronaldo. That's right, he is actually the king of boxing games at Manchester United today!

——I can't bear to look at Luo's proud face!

— Pompous, pompous, pompous!Exaggerated in capital letters, also learn from our fat boss, fat boss's acting skills are great!

——No, it's not acting, he's just so...proud...don't ask me why I know!

——Chudi, whenever I see his hair now, I think of his little curly hair without glue. It turns out that there are really people in this world who can die without glue!

——←_←←_←←_←The hairspray maniac is better than your rotten country!

Ronaldo was the first number. When he saw the number on the ball after drawing, he shrugged and showed it to the camera very cooperatively, No. 3!

The fat man smiled and said, "I don't think this number is bad."

Ronaldo nodded, he thought the same way, of course, it would be better if it was No. 1, it would be good for their offense!He didn't believe that their trident combination could be frustrated!

Fatty then did an unexpected big thing, but all the fans who watched the live broadcast gave this fat man a thumbs up in their hearts, and he did a good job——

He took the initiative to walk up to the Sir, interviewed him and said, "Boss, what do you think of Ronnie's signing?"

Gary, Lao Bei, and the others immediately looked at this shameless fat man. Do you want the boss to praise you?Believe it or not we fuck you!

Of course, Sir Alex did not see the eyes of the other "sons". The small scene of being "interviewed" certainly did not bother him who could give management speeches to Harvard students after retirement. He not only cooperated, but also smiled, "I think Luo Ni should be sorry, obviously he wants No. 1 more, and I think Arthur thinks the same way."

Everyone looked at the separated chick cub and his papa, Ronaldo stretched out his thumb to Ferguson, saying that what the boss said was correct, and Arthur nodded to everyone with a smile, "Yes, of course I I want number 1 more."

If the more than a month in Carrington had taught him anything, he thought, it was never to admit defeat!

Because this is Carrington, because this is very "Red Devils".

Everyone laughed.

Both interview groups felt that they had made a lot of money!I didn't expect to catch up with such a good thing. You must know that the Red Devils don't have many camera positions. They cut it from other angles, which is also exclusive!

Then Kaka got No. 5, Giggs got No. 2, Nani was surprised to find that he got No. 1, Gary got No. 4, O'Shea got No. 7, and Arthur got No. 6.

1: All-around group: Anderson, Carrick, Nani

2: Honor group: Giggs, Park Ji-sung, Fletcher

3: Trident: Ronaldo, Fat Smashing, Galloping Horse

4: Captain group: Gary, Ferdinand, Vidic

5: Baba group: Kaka, Beckham, Scholes

6: Goalkeepers: Arthur, Van der Sar, Foster

7: Lucky Team.O'Shea, Brown, Evra

So after the grouping, the situation became that the all-round group composed of Nani, Carrick and Anderson attacked first, and their opponents were the honor group where Giggs, Park Ji-sung and Fletcher belonged.

"Boss, what do you think of the result of the lottery? Can you predict the two teams that will win in the end?" Fatty continued to interview his boss.

The melon-eaters on the Internet are all lamenting the courage of the fat man, and it is obvious that some insiders said that this is not the case at all!

——Our lord actually dotes on the "children" very much. Really, Anderson's big butt used to make various gestures behind the lord's back, not to mention Giggs and the others. You can see if they smile like that I'm so worried!

—— Sir Ferguson really loves his disciples, you didn't see how synchronized the expressions of your jams, Ronaldo and Arthur are!Are you all laughing?How does this seem to be afraid of him?

——I think it’s all due to the irresponsible propaganda of the media. In fact, Sir Alex usually doesn’t slander people. Some clips!

When there was a lot of discussion on the Internet, Ferguson said with a smile: "It depends on luck, but personally I am most optimistic about your team and Arthur's team."

As soon as his brilliant idea came out, Gary was already booing, "Boss, you are biased!"

Ferguson shrugged, "Then you guys do a good job and break their legs."

As soon as this remark came out, whistles were heard immediately, Fatty expressed that they were very happy to be favored, and continued to interview several representatives.

Gary: "I'm glad BOSS gave advice, so we won't be soft-footed."

Ferdinand added: "They dare to play us!"

——Why do I feel that Gary and Leo look like they want to shovel someone's three legs?

——Three ←_← LS you are obscene.petty!

Giggs said: "Gary is right, and we agree. Of course, we will let you know the consequences of underestimating us!"

As for the Kaka group, although Kaka is the representative, he still murmured with the two big bosses in the team, and then gave the answer of their group: "We feel that we are underestimated by the boss, so we will work hard to prove ourselves of."

Then there is O'Shea. O'Shea said that although we are the last group, although we are a bit disadvantaged, we will work hard to earn points and never give up.

Finally arrived at Arthur, Arthur had already discussed with the two seniors, facing Fatty, he said calmly: "I'm very happy with the boss's approval, see you in the knockout round."

——Damn it!So arrogant?

——Little Angel, this... this... is really very imposing when she speaks harshly with a serious face!

——Did you watch the game against Zenit upstairs? That was the explosive power, this is the normal mode!

——When Fatty replied to fans, he said that Arthur has two modes, one button to switch~ But the mode of not laughing is really arousing hatred!

——I thought of the male god who also drew hatred from him...

When the all-round group and the honor team are ready, Carrick is in the center, Anderson and Nani stand on both sides, while Giggs is Fletcher in the center, and Giggs and Park Ji-sung are defending in two lanes.

The ball was at Nani's feet, because this was a "show" off the court, and with Thighs and Kaka being the first to lose face, Nani played dribbling with confidence.

It was Park Ji-sung who was facing Nani. They were competitors last season, and it was the same this season. When they were facing each other, Pang Shui said "yooooooooo~" into the microphone, which was very imaginative.

Ferguson couldn't hold back, and laughed.

Park Ji-sung is now the best Asian player in Ferguson's mouth. Nicknamed Park San-lung, he is famous for his inability to run to death. When Nani tried to pass him with the ball, he did not rush to the ground, but Nani seemed to be planning to show off. Wrong, in fact, it was a feint, and it was not intended to fight alone, it was 3v3 after all.

He passed the ball to his good buddy, the Brazilian who also speaks Portuguese, Anderson.

Although the Brazilian who had the second name of Ronaldinho when he joined Manchester United was far behind Ronaldinho, but like Kaka, he does not have the loose style that many Brazilian players have, and his personality is very Cheerful and lively, he could be called the pistachio in the team before this season.

This season... this... the current competition for team favor, Ronaldo and Arthur are far ahead!There is no winner yet!

But Anderson is a Brazilian player after all!He also showed off after receiving the ball, letting everyone see what samba steps are.

Giggs on the opposite side greeted him at the slightest bit unceremoniously, and seemed to be rushing towards someone. Anderson didn't hesitate. When Giggs came over, he estimated the route, and then pierced Giggs in the dribble. Carrick passed to Nani on the right, and Nani passed back to Anderson, who was already unguarded. Facing the empty goal, how dare Anderson play in front of everyone? airplane?

Must go in!

"Team 1 is 1:0, and team 2 is eliminated!" Fat Smash announced the result straightforwardly, and the staff gave the all-round team a score on the tactics board they had just found.

421 added 1 point.

Anderson clapped hands with Carrick and Nani excitedly, then challenged Fatty, who was handing the microphone to the host, "Come on, come on, don't be cowardly!"

Fat Smao, Ronaldo and Benzema gave them the same expressions, but although they are strong offensively, their defense... But fortunately, the opposite side is not very reliable!

The three gathered together and whispered.

Ferguson still looked at them with a smile, as if looking forward to it.

——Cough, I finally understand how the "son theory" came about, look at the way Sir Sir looks at curly hair!

——Don't spread hatred indiscriminately, that's clearly the look in the eyes of the three youngest sons!Don't just look at the curly one!

——Curly Hair's hatred has been unparalleled in the world, don't continue to add debuffs to him...

——No need to hide it for him, I feel sorry for Fat Smash and Galloping Horse, the Sir loves curly hair, Arthur also loves curly hair, I feel that Kaka also loves curly hair, the whole world loves curly hair... not at all I don't understand why everyone loves curly hair, why does he have the whole world at once?

——←_←Because the curly hair is strong!I won’t mention non-humans like Arthur, but the curly hair is also awesome, okay, I’m about to get the golden ball, my fourth golden ball, the first in 30 years! ! !And it was produced by Sir Alex, do you think Sir Alex is proud?

——Thinking about it, I feel sorry for Lao Bei, as expected, he is already an old man of the "old" brand.

— Sir, does he know that his eyes can't be hidden at all! ! !No wonder the little curly hair was beaten at that time! ! !

——Damn it!What was that shot that just flashed by!Little angel, he...he is really in love with him QAQ~

——I believe the little angel's one-click switch. Before Anderson scored a goal, he clapped his hands in a serious manner, without even a perfunctory smile. Now here is Mama, just looking at him, with a smile on his mouth!

"We're protesting! They've been muttering for too long!" Carrick expressed his dissatisfaction, looking around and finally looking at Ferguson.

Ferguson was amused, "It makes sense."

He looked, and when Jill kept winking at him, he looked at Arthur and waved to Arthur: "Arthur, you are the referee."

Now all the fans watching this game will offer their knees to Sir Alex Ferguson!My lord is great!Add corbels to Sir Alex!

Carrick + Anderson + Nani: "..."

BOSS!Be reasonable!Have you found a referee who is too biased?

Ferguson completely ignored their resentful little eyes, and also ignored Jill's thumbs up at him.

He has reasons: ratings, topics, what the fans want to see, he, a master of psychological warfare, is not ignorant.

Arthur took the whistle from an assistant coach and played the role of referee, and said to the male god and the two friends solemnly: "You must not delay any longer!"

Just after he finished speaking, an assistant teacher who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal handed him a set of books containing red and yellow gemstone cards.

Arthur silently glanced at the assistant coach, how much do you want me to send off my male god?

Ronaldo knew what these bastards were thinking by looking at the eyes of the people around him. He wanted to show off his power in front of the chicks, but he didn't want the chicks to put water on them!

Carrick, Anderson, and Nani were gearing up. After Arthur was ready to blow the whistle on the opposite side, Nani took the ball and attacked first. Opposite him was his thigh. Cristiano rushed towards him directly. No matter how you look at his posture It's as if he wants to tackle Nani's leg in the past, or Nani is only allowed to choose one of the leg and the person.

Because it was halftime, and both Cristiano and Nani were considered fast horses, the confrontation between the two was only a moment. Unlike the last time Nani chose to pass the ball, facing his own thigh, Nani actually chose to force sudden!

When he and Anderson lived at Cristiano's house, they often played one-on-one with him in the backyard, so there is still a tacit understanding.And Anderson is also ready to support at any time, but what is surprising is that Cristiano actually broke Nani's ball, and no matter how you look at it, this steal is a bit familiar!Look at Nani who can easily poke the ball between the two feet of Nani who is pedaling a bicycle with one extended foot...

Nani looked at the thigh in disbelief!All the shock is in the eyes.

Fatty quickly gave Arthur a sad look.

Beckham asked Kaka in a low voice: "Ronnie also learned a hand from Arthur?"

Kaka said with a smile: "The success rate is not high, but Nani knows Chris too well, but forgets that Chris also knows him."

He didn't deliberately lower the volume, and of course it was picked up clearly by the radio.

——So the three of them live together and learn from each other?

——Did you see the look in Nani's eyes?What a pain!Someone works harder than you, someone works harder than you, the key is that that person is more talented than any of you~~

——Hasn't Arthur also shown Ronaldo's version of cycling?Although I think he learned the wrong object, but Arthur was so happy at the time!

Cristiano not only broke the ball, but also dared to catch up with the ball before Carrick. What surprises can happen next?It was clear that he had entered the trident exhibition game, he made a cross, and Benzema volleyed, very chic.

"Beautiful!" The fat man high-fived him, and when Ronaldo came over, he gave him a look full of class hatred: "You actually learned a hand from the little golden retriever! What about your dignity as an idol?"

Ronaldo looked at him with stupid eyes, "What does this have to do with my dignity as an idol? You can learn it if you want, or is it because Arthur didn't help you and Karim improve your shooting skills?"

Chinese and American journalists: "..."

What a huge amount of information!Why live broadcast!Our headlines!

Netizen: WTF?What did we hear?

Fatty stared back confidently: "You are jealous, you are definitely jealous of me and Karim! That's why you secretly followed Arthur to learn this!"

Ronaldo rolled his eyes at him and asked the person involved, "Arthur, you told him that I need to be jealous?"

--etc!Isn't this a game?Why did the horse turn into a Shura field in minutes?

——Although it is said that I stand for Kaser, since Kaka is not within the scope of options, of course I say faithfully in my heart, I stand for Roser!

——Fat smash, give up, why can't you think about it?

Arthur looked innocent, and he didn't seem to know why he had to choose one of the two, but he didn't understand the situation and it didn't prevent him from making a choice at all, he coughed: "Waza, you know, we are friends. "

Rooney looked at him "angryly", "If you're a friend, take my side! Isn't it Kareem?"

Karim.Innocent lie down.Benzema took a silent step back.

Wazza, we're buddies, yes, but why should I support you in a battle you must lose against the top card?

Rooney: "..."

Arthur: "I remember a saying in China, 'Friends are valuable, but male gods are more expensive', so let's continue the competition, otherwise I will warn you to deliberately delay time."

——Happy laugh cry!

—— Laugh like a dog!

——Suddenly appeared square fonts?Are you a friend from China?Excuse me, does Arthur speak Chinese?

——It’s Chinese, and it’s extremely standard. Although I found out that he can speak Chinese on the little angel’s Wikipedia, I kneel down to him for such a correct word.But I have to say, the original words are clearly "Life is precious, but love is more expensive"!So in the heart of the little angel Ronaldo = love?How can I stand KA! /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

And the Chinese reporter group at the scene looked at Arthur with extremely shining eyes, and they made a profit with this standard Mandarin!

Rooney is heartbroken!

And everyone can see that Curly is about to go to the sky proudly!

Beckham looked puzzled. Arthur is obviously an Englishman. In the past ten years in the Three Lions, is there anyone more handsome than him?No!Is there anyone better than him?Oh, Irving might be able to tie with him, but Irving is as handsome as him?So why is Arthur not his fan, but like this little curly?

Although the Trident almost fell apart because of jealousy, but with the efforts of the referee, the game was able to continue, and it was still a focus battle!

Is Poseidon's trident stronger in attack, or Aegis' shield higher in defense?

Let's listen to the next chapter!

The author has something to say: there is a second update, so no booing!

In fact, you didn’t hold back the text _(:з」∠)_