Is it that difficult to rely on the gold master?

Chapter 4 Don't Fuck Me Anymore



Taking the old notebook and highlighter tremblingly, Ye Lan was in a complicated mood, "So many of you went to great lengths to arrest me, just to get my teammate's autograph?"

"Correct!"

There are only three people in a group, and both signatures are required, just don’t leave the signature of the person standing in front of you, the remaining person is so bitter, sad and lonely.

"……what about me?"

"Please! Make sure to get their autographs! Thank you!"

"Why don't you go directly to Fang Qire to ask for his autograph? You have to go through me? Isn't it asking for trouble when you go to an intermediary?"

Signing is a trivial matter, he is not so narrow-minded, and will not help unless you ask him for an autograph.The point is that he is arguing with Fang Qire now, and it is not easy to go back to the dormitory for the time being, Ye Lan wants to politely refuse this matter, and then continue to wander.

"There are too many bodyguards around Fang Qire, we can't get close at all, let alone ask for an autograph, please, help us!"

The tone of the other party's "boss" was sincere, but Ye Lan was still soft-hearted, "Okay, I promise you, can you let me go?"

"No."

"what?"

"It's not safe to be alone in the middle of the night, we'll send you back!"

"The neighborhood the three of us live in is very high-end, you can't get in."

"If our brothers don't go in, we'll wait for you at the gate of the community!" Oh, it turned out that he was afraid that he would want to wait until he got his signature before letting him go. Ye Lanhe, the other party's "boss" continued to explain, "My daughter It's my birthday tomorrow, and I'm in a hurry to sign it, life is not easy, can you forgive me?"

"Daughter? All right."

For the great father's love, Ye Lan quietly returned to the dormitory with a shy face. The room was pitch black, he was a little strange, the lights in the living room are usually not turned off at night?What's going on today, wondering what happened. He kicked off his sneakers and was about to turn on the light, but he heard the voice of Yan Weishi chatting with Fang Qire.

I can't hear exactly what you're talking about, but you and I haven't interrupted a sentence, it seems that the chat is very lively.

These two...

Could it be talking about him!Ye Lan guessed that because the general male protagonist or heroine should not go home but the chat content they encounter when they go home early must be related to themselves.

Are the two of them worried because they left the dormitory?Locking the door against the door frame, Ye Lan tiptoed closer, trying to hear the chat between Yan Weishi and Fang Qire.

"I want to endorse plush dolls."

"No! Our regiment is following the youth rebellious route."

Well, I didn't worry about him at all.Hearing the specific conversation clearly, Ye Lan's heart was ashamed, and he just went in and asked for a signature to leave, it's not worth it in the world.

"Among the three of us, only you are still in adolescence at the age of 20."

"Huh? So what if I'm 80 or a teenager! I'd love to! I've got money!"

"I must endorse plush dolls."

"Absolutely impossible."

"If you refuse again, I will post our group photo on Weibo."

"Get out! Don't you know those crazy women who love us so much that they send me pornographic novels!? If you dare to post a group photo, I will tear off the part where I fuck you and paste it in your room!"

He fumbled on the wall but couldn't find the light switch, and when he heard the word "pornographic novel", Ye Lan decided to listen to the corner of the wall for a while. As a boy group, Theme's fans are nothing more than girlfriend fans, mother fans, CP fans, etc. Among them, Fang Qire and Yan Weishi have the largest number of CP fans, and he often sees related support at events.But he didn't know that Fang Qire himself knew that he and Yan Weishi were drawn into a pair, and that he had received pornographic novels, and his heart of gossip suddenly burned.

"Of course I would."

"you!"

"Do you want to do it?"

"Don't do it! Let me hold a plush doll to sell disgusting eyes and pout to shoot commercials, it's impossible to die!"

"Seven hot, plush dolls are the best things in the world."

"When Yan was young, Mao was the most disgusting thing in the world."

The debate disappeared here, and was replaced by the sound of falling things, entanglement of clothes, entanglement of hands and feet, and heavy breathing.Ye Lan leaned on the wall, extremely embarrassed. He didn't want to participate in the boring fight between plush toy lovers and chest hair shadow people, but he was a member of the group, and he was obliged to mediate when members fought.

... probably obliged.

Turning on the light, Ye Lan walked into the living room as usual, facing the risk of being beaten, and was about to pull away the two teammates who seemed to be fighting fiercely. What he didn't expect was that Yan Weishi and Fang Qire actually exist……

—Pinch each other's cheeks.

The two 20-year-old adults quarreled so much that they couldn't compromise, the final solution turned out to be to pinch each other's faces.

"Sorry to interrupt."

Suspected that he entered the door, oh no, the way to open the door was wrong, Ye Lan wiped his eyes and trotted out, opened the door again and entered, this time Yan Weishi and Fang Qire did not pinch each other's faces, but sat and stood one by one, separated Set the gas at a distance of two meters.

Finally back to normal, Ye Lanshi walked up to Fang Qire and explained the reason why he went back to the dormitory, "Qire, I came back because..."

"Whatever you want!"

Seeing Ye Lan, Fang Qire, who was already angry, became even more angry, turned around and left.

"Wait!" Ye Lan hurriedly caught up with Erkang to hold him back, but Fang Qire mercilessly knocked off his hand, "Wait!"

Reluctantly, Ye Lan shouted, "Sign me up!!"

"What the hell?"

"There is something I've been keeping from you, but these days with you day and night, my mood is getting closer and closer to being uncontrollable, and I feel that I must tell you now." Swallowing nervous saliva, Ye Lan lowered her eyes shyly.

Fang Qire thought what Ye Lan was going to say, but Ye Lan raised her eyes and said, "Actually, I grew up watching your show."

"Do you want to die?!" Fang Qire made a gesture to hit someone, Ye Lan quickly avoided, then cleared his throat, and handed over the notebook and pen seriously.

"Qire, our whole family likes you very much, and we really want your autograph as a family heirloom, so can you..."

"Give me a lifetime heirloom!"

Signing Ye Lan quickly was the idiot Fang Qire's personal testimony of ten big characters. Fang Qi went upstairs full of enthusiasm, leaving Ye Lan and Yan Weishi who was silent for a long time.

"Yan Weishi, help me sign..."

"Ah."

After signing Ye Lan, Yan Weishi said, "If you need money, I can give it to you."

Ye Lan was stunned immediately, thinking that Yan Weishi would come over, so he had to smile wryly, "I didn't ask you to sign to sell to make money. That's how it is. I have a friend's daughter who celebrates her birthday tomorrow, and her daughter likes you two. , so my friend wants to use your two autographs as a birthday present for his daughter."

"I understand."

After being understood, Ye Lan hurried out and handed over the notebook signed by his teammates to the group of middle-aged people who had been waiting at the gate of the community for a long time.After the notebook was handed over, Ye Lan did not forget to remind her, "It not only has their signatures, but also mine. The three-person signature of our group is rare in the market. In case your daughter loses her fans in the future, you can put Autographed Hang Xianyu can be sold for tens of thousands of dollars to buy a few skirts."

The "boss" of the group of middle-aged people heard his signature, and broke down in tears immediately, "My God, she hates you the most, I have to go back and explain to him why your signature is on it."

Ye Lan: "..."

He just signed it out of kindness. Was he wrong?So Yahweh, Sakyamuni, stop messing with him!

Ye Lan, who suffered psychological damage and lack of sleep the next day, did not perform well in the film audition.In order to prevent Fang Qire from asking him to trouble him and kick him out again, Ye Lan wanted to live with Yan Weishi in the crew, cooperate with the director to reduce the budget, and finish filming all the scenes within half a month.

It happened that the group was going to start preparing for a new album next month, and without further ado, the manager agreed that the two of them would move to the set and stop recording the group for half a month.

The weather in early August was astonishingly hot, and Ye Lan was sweating profusely when Yan Weishi finished speaking for 15 minutes while touching his face.

In the script, there are many rivalry scenes between the male lead and the second male lead, and they are very nasty. It has been changed to a love drama between men and women. In the script, the man and the man touch their faces 48 times. Fortunately, the man and the man will not get pregnant. Weishi touches his face dozens of times with affectionate eyes staring at someone pregnant, and he will definitely become a pregnant woman.

At noon, the crew was resting, lying on the armchair and blowing a small electric fan. Ye Lan looked at the staff queuing up to get their box lunches and other actors who had already concentrated on eating, and whispered to Yan Wei, "A stranger called me just now. Call me Xiaosan."

"Oh."

"Do you know who hit it?"

"The Seventh Heat is here."

Without answering Ye Lan's question, Yan Weishi's eyes turned towards Ye Lan's right side, following Yan Weishi's gaze, the force from far to near made him consciously stand at attention within three seconds .

Holy crap, why did Fang Qire come to the set?Has his happiness been shattered so quickly!

Soon the three of them got together, and the aura was so great that everyone around them turned into fans, exclaiming, applauding, and throwing coins.I haven't seen Fang Qinuo in two weeks, Ye Lan's tone is very unnatural, "Qinuo, what are you doing here?"

"Of course I'm here because," as many people who didn't know the truth were watching, Fang Qi smiled very innocently, opening his eyes wide like a younger brother and acting coquettishly, "I miss my two teammates!"

The [-]-degree high temperature caused Ye Lan to feel a chill. He subconsciously observed Yan Weishi's reaction, but found that Yan Weishi was wearing wireless earphones, so he couldn't hear Fang Qire's "evil" and "evil" words at all.

Absolutely, absolutely.

It seems that Yan Weishi understands Fang Qire's pissing behavior very well, and he deserves to have broken up with the same sex more than 400 times since childhood.

Due to the presence of bystanders, Ye Lan had to cooperate with his teammates, imitating Feng Gong's tone, and acted as Fang Qire's good brother, "Brother, I miss you too!"

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