Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

Seeing a big yellow robe going up and down in the darkness in the distance, Wang Buer was almost out of breath after chasing it.

No, he just wanted to ask a question.

Daoist, are you really human?

Why do you run faster than you fly!

Wang Buer has been chasing him desperately, but he still can't catch up with Daoist Zhengqing. The temperament of this waste has broken through the shackles of the body and reached a new height.

"No, do you still remember which direction the Taoist priest ran?"

"We can't see the Taoist leader anymore, so you should move faster."

Does this kind of thing mean that it can be achieved quickly?

In the darkness, the big yellow robe worn by Taoist Priest Zhengqing had disappeared, and Wang Buer chased after him, but he simply stopped.

Anyway, he knew where Daoist Zhengqing was going.

Wouldn't it be enough to take a shortcut?

It's not Wang Buer's boast, no one is more familiar with this small village than him!

But before that, Wang Buer had to make a little preparation.

He took a detour and went to the river, where a large reed grew. Wang Buer broke a few reeds and rushed to Taoist Master Zhengqing in a hurry.

Tired, but he can't stop yet!

If it's too late, Daoist Zhengqing will be gg!

The game will change from easy mode to hard mode in no time!

Wang Buer came just in time. When he arrived, Daoist Zhengqing was besieged by a group of zombies, and he was about to be led by dogs. At this time, Wang Buer arrived.

It's heartbroken.

Daoist, can you give me some strength!

It's hard for me to be besieged so easily!

Of course, the ability of the force ceiling is there, but facing so many zombies, the force ceiling is also useless. If it can be reduced by half at this time...

Daoist Zhengqing hinted with his eyes.

Wang Buer: ...

It's so dark that it's rare that Wang Bu'er can understand the extension of Daoist Zhengqing.

I know I know!

I will help you lead away half of it!

Boss Wang Buer gestured unhappily to show that he understood. Then, he began to pant heavily. Zombies judge targets based on breathing. When Wang Buer panted heavily, zombies felt it immediately.

Originally, there was only one living person, [-] or [-] zombies got one point, each zombie didn’t get much points, and this living person was still a hard bone, he couldn’t take a bite after beating for a long time, even though the zombies had low IQ, But also feel uncomfortable.

At this time, a second living person suddenly appeared!

The shrinking brains of the zombies could not support their thinking, and they took the most correct action by virtue of their instincts.

They all rushed towards Wang Buer in a swarm.

Wang Buer:! ! !

What is the situation and why are you all coming towards me!

Isn't a live person with a lot of exercise and a strong body like Daozhang Zhengqing very delicious!

Why are you all coming after me! ! !

If a zombie could talk, he would definitely say: It’s delicious but there’s nothing you can’t do if you can’t eat it!

Your smell is so weak, it's not that tasty, but we can make do with it!

God damn it!

Wang Buer's soul was almost scared away, so he quickly shut his mouth tightly. In this way, in the zombie's perception system, Wang Buer's existence was lost.

The zombie, which suddenly lost its target, landed on the ground in a daze, completely confused about what was going on.

What about the living person?

What about a living person?

Because the zombie was lured away, Daoist Zhengqing was finally able to catch his breath, and just after taking two breaths, the zombie came back, so frightened that Daoist Zhengqing pinched his nose cleanly.

With no two living people left, this group of zombies was even more at a loss. They began to bounce around, and they were about to walk away.

Daoist Zhengqing was in a hurry.

If this makes them disperse, in case they break into a villager's house...

That would be troublesome!

Away from a large group of zombies, Daoist Zhengqing crazily hinted at Wang Buer, telling him to release his nose quickly and draw the zombies together.

Wang Buer understood Daoist Zhengqing's hint, and he was shocked!

Are you still the upright and kind Daoist Zhengqing?

People clerk?

Why don't you provoke it yourself?

Daoist Zhengqing winked, he has no problem attracting monsters, but the premise is that you can beat zombies?

If you can beat it, it is perfectly fine for Daoist Zhengqing to be a bait.

Wang Buer: ...

If you can't beat it, forget it, just attract monsters, fortunately Wang Buer made preparations in advance...

He took out the reeds he had folded by the river. These reeds were hollow. Wang Buer put a reed in his mouth and learned to breathe through his mouth without a teacher.

Through the reed tube, Wang Buer's breathing became very weak. These zombies felt the breath of the living, but they just couldn't catch it!

It works!

Wang Buer used a reed tube to float past the zombie's face. After attracting the zombie's attention, he closed his mouth and let the zombie lose its target.

In this way, Wang Buer led the zombies together bit by bit.

Daoist Zhengqing squeezed his nose and moved to Wang Buer's side. He has practiced his breath-holding skills very well, and he can still hold his breath after holding it for such a long time.

But being able to hold on is one thing, trying to breathe is quite another.

Daoist Zhengqing asked for a reed tube from Wang Buer, and imitated Wang Buer to breathe with his mouth. When fresh air entered the body, at that moment, Daoist Zhengqing understood that breathing is so pleasant. thing.

Especially when teasing the group of zombies without IQ, Daoist Zhengqing was even happier.

The zombie-suppressing charms were pasted on the foreheads of these zombies one by one, and the zombies immediately closed their eyes and turned into motionless piles.

"Hey, the relationship between these two is really good. They are holding hands after turning into zombies." Daoist Zhengqing tried to break it off, but he couldn't break it all at once. Finally, he used some Taoist techniques to separate the two. Zombies separate.

Wang Buer glanced at it. Because of the spell on his forehead, he couldn't quite see what the two zombies looked like, but Wang Buer could guess it.

Isn't it his and Ander's two sons!

Wang Buer recognized it a long time ago!

When so many zombies rushed towards Wang Buer just now, only his two sons did not rush over.

It's too much to hold hands, talk about love, and look like you have no intention of working!

Do you know that your father is in danger!

All I know is that it's too much to watch the fun from the sidelines!

After putting all the zombies back in place, Wang Buer and Daoist Zhengqing spat out the reed tube in their mouths, and they were able to breathe normally.

"It's such a big commotion, how come Daoist Xu doesn't feel it at all?" Daoist Xu is the one who drove the corpse.

Wang Buer can help answer the question of Daoist Zheng Qing, the murderer is your two apprentices!

In order to be braver than anyone else, they have to play with their bodies. No matter who it is, it is impossible for them to agree to such absurd things.

The brains of these two apprentices are still online, knowing that Daoist Xu can't let them in, so...

I found an opportunity to bring Xu Daochang down.

This Daoist Xu is good at everything, except for one thing, he likes to drink. These two little apprentices are also very good. He has only been here for such a day, and this matter has been figured out by the two of them.

Then what happened, do you need to explain?

No need at all!

It's nothing more than the fact that these two apprentices bought wine and poured Daoist Xu down!

Otherwise, Daoist Xu would not have known about such a big event?

Wang Buer suddenly remembered one thing, he counted the number of zombies standing here, there are seventeen in total, this number...

One is missing!

The correct one should be eighteen!

Where did the rest go!

What if I accidentally bite someone...

Endless troubles ah!

"I'm going to find Daoist Xu, you go and inform the villagers." Daoist Zhengqing assigned the task and floated away.

Wang Buer: ...

I always feel that his mission is a bit dangerous, is this an illusion?

Fart!

It's not an illusion!

Wang Bu'er wanted to go to Daoist Xu and inform the villagers that such a thing would be dangerous!

What if he ran into that sneaky zombie!

Daoist Zhengqing: ...

Can't you hold your breath?

Was it you who was juggling so many zombies just now?

With all due respect, even if you meet that lone zombie, that zombie can't beat you.

Wang Buer: ...

That...that's an honor...Actually, I'm just an ordinary, delicate human being...

Things like zombie solo...

Still very convenient!

In the middle of the night, if this zombie was smarter, he would hide for Wang Buer and give him a black tiger to dig out his heart from behind.

Just like Wang Buer, do you think he can escape?

The tens of thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room can guarantee their reputation, Wang Buer, absolutely can't escape!

So, he had to find a bodyguard!

Thinking about it, Wang Buer lifted the spells of his two sons.

These two stinky geese still wanted to pretend that they didn't know Wang Buer, and raised their arms to threaten him.

Wang Buer dead fish looked at them, pretend!Just keep pretending!

I'll just stand and see if you dare to do something like killing your father and be struck by lightning!

Xiao Er and Xiao An: ...

That is still not possible.

Anyway, he is also an old father, so he has to show some face, right?

But the face of the old father is only so small, Xiao Er and Xiao An quickly ignored the old father, and started a conversation with each other.

What they were talking about, Wang Buer couldn't understand anyway, and he felt that the two of them should also not understand each other's words.

So Wang Buer intervened between them mercilessly, "It's fine to continue playing together if you want, but you have to protect me, or else..."

Facing the wall has warned!

Xiao Er and Xiao An were very angry!

Is this what an old father looks like!

Facing the wall for warnings at every turn!

Wang Buer: Face the wall or bodyguard, you choose one.

Xiao Er and Xiao An chose bodyguards.

So in the dead of night, three figures appeared on the country road, distributed in a triangle.

Wang Buer was a little uneasy, Xiao Er and Xiao An were a little far away, what if the zombies came out and they couldn't react in time?He warned: "Xiaoer Xiaoan, please come closer."

Facing the wall or bodyguard.

The little two, Xiao'an, moved closer in annoyance.

Can zombies still be so obedient?

The audience in the live broadcast room felt as if they saw a fake zombie.

Why don't you bite him?

Bite him quickly!

Turn him into a zombie!

What about your dignity as zombies?

That would be boring!

Xiao Er and Xiao An: ...

Turning Wang Buer into a zombie will make them even less dignified to kill!

If this becomes a zombie, his old father will have a powerful buff!

Isn't it like playing with them?

Compared with that situation, they still choose the current situation.

Now that's great, they're happy with it!

Very satisfied!

What Xiao Er and Xiao An mean, the viewers watching the live broadcast don't know, so in their opinion, the two zombie bodyguards that Wang Buer got...

He must have opened the plug-in!

report!

You don’t care if this anchor has cheated on him!

Production team members: ...

Emmmmm...

What to say?

The name of this cheat is Heaven-Shattering Father-Son Love.

Even if it's the production team, it can't be blocked...

The members of the production team watched the live broadcast with envy and hatred, and complained at the same time, how did he do this intelligence?

Why are his two sons so caring, and they can still be bodyguards!

Smart like they make...

Come on!

At the beginning, the production team didn't dare to work overtime and dare not go to the bathroom alone, but it's all due to them!

The gap between people is so big, and the gap between artificial intelligence and artificial intelligence is also so big!

Too much!

They also want this kind of well-behaved, cute and smart to protect their father!

Wang Buer:? ? ?

Are you not blind?