My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Xiao Luo wanted to cry but had no tears, he had a strong sense of looking directly at "one accidentally missed hundreds of millions"!

"Meow!" As a consumer, there is no formal instruction manual for the product you bought, so you can complain!

"Little orange cat, are you telling me I'm addicted?" The king flicked his fingers, his tone light and airy.

The little orange cat that was originally hanging on the shoulder of the baby-faced youth was blown down by a gust of wind, turned around in mid-air, and meowed in horror!

Just when Xiao Luo thought that he was about to come into close contact with the ground, which could range from crippled to dead, the king lightly stretched out his hand to pick him up.

"Is it exciting?" the king asked.

Xiao Luo's face was full of bewilderment, and he was so excited that he almost scared the cat to death!

"It's almost time." The king smiled and touched the cat's head, Xiao Luo dodged angrily, "An Xin is waiting here."

With that said, the little orange cat was gently placed on the ground.

"The things in this bag are also left to you." The king said.

Xiao Luo glanced suspiciously at the shoulder bag placed next to him, driven by curiosity, he wanted to open it to see what was inside, but was stopped by the king: "I brought you some snacks, I'll eat them when I go back."

ah?Xiao Luo looked up and down the king in amazement. After receiving his request for help, the big man rushed over in person as soon as possible, and even specially prepared food for him!

So sweet, it's just...

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty!What is the relationship between you and my master?

King: Are you not angry?

Xiao Luo touched his nose in embarrassment. Although he was really taken aback when he fell at first, it was because he was too "greedy".

King: I will be busy in the days to come, so please be careful.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: My lord, are you going to deal with that big monster?Star Eyes.jpg

Dawang: Touch the dog's head.jpg, do you think big monsters are as easy to deal with as dream eaters?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Of course not!But, you are the king!

Although Xiao Luo didn't know what the prototype of the king was until now, but judging from the reaction of the dream eater, it must be very difficult for a big boss who can be on the same level as the demon catcher or even surpass the demon catcher.

Your Majesty: Ling Su is here, I'm leaving first.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty!Wait a minute, Ke Ke said that we cannot let humans discover that we have a special way to transform into a human form, otherwise, we will be deprived of the ball system for life...

King: It's not about cocoa, but about the rules. When you have time, give me a good look at the [-] rules of the harem group!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Too many, my memory is not good, I can't remember.

King: Knock on the head.jpg, don't talk to me.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Then can you tell me why not?And when I was at the Ling family last time, well, my master already knew——

King: Qingfeng is not an ordinary human being.The absolute secrecy is also for your safety, because there have been quite vicious leaks in the past, which almost caused social unrest.

Xiao Luo stared intently at the last sentence, puzzled, what kind of bad influence did this cause social turmoil?

Unfortunately, the king didn't intend to continue explaining, waved his hand, and left.

Uh, the topic was changed again!Xiao Luo sent another message, but the other party did not reply.

until--

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, where are you?Send me the coordinates, and I'll bring your little Su over here to find you.

Xiao Luo immediately sent a coordinate to share the past, and casually asked about the history that the king didn't finish.

After all, Ke Ke is an old fritter who has been out for a long time, so he immediately gave the answer.

Macaw-Coco: Many years ago, the value of love was not as difficult as it is now. There was a puppet cat who fell in love with his master, so he exchanged it for a transformation card to confess his love, but his master accepted it. No, in the end, the puppet cat was handed over to the research institute, and it was almost dissected. In the end, the king rescued the cat, because the number of people involved in the incident was mostly, and the relationship was quite complicated. The king spent a hundred years of cultivation and forced time to go back to the incident Before posting... I also heard about this from my senior.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Confused.jpg

Macaw-Coco: Moreover, the king said that the system now has its own independent consciousness and is not completely under his control, so if you break the rules, even the king may not be able to help you.

After Xiao Luo replied with a thank you expression in a complicated mood, he lay down next to the shoulder bag left by the king: That is to say, he cannot reveal his identity until he returns to his original body. It's the same thing, once he loses the golden finger of the ball system, if Ling Su is in danger, why should he protect him?

It seems that he has to work hard to gain popularity!From now on, go to Ling Su's dreamland to find him on a date every night!

"Little Fatty, are you okay?" Under the guidance of the macaw, Ling Su finally found the little orange cat rolling on a black shoulder bag.

Is this the backpack of that baby-faced youth?

"Meow~" Xiao Luo stood up cheerfully, and acted like a baby to the shit-shoveling officer.

"It's fine." Ling Su secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and didn't bother to care about the behavior of this unscrupulous kitten who abandoned his master and left with outsiders. "Come on, let's go home."

Xiao Luo glanced at the palm that the excrement shovel officer stretched out in front of him, then turned his head and meowed at the macaw hovering in mid-air.

【Ke Ke, translate for me, let Ling Su take the shoulder bag back with him. 】

[Oh lah. 】

The macaw nodded and swooped down, holding the straps of the backpack with its two paws, ready to show off its immense strength, but——

Can't carry it.

"Xiao Su, bring this on!" The commanding voice commanded the commander, and the tone sounded aggrieved.

Xiao Luojiong, it's really hard for this alcoholic parrot to tell him the history with a clear mind one minute ago.

"Pang, you have to take this bag back with you." Ling Su asked the little orange cat.

The little orange cat tilted its head to look at the shit shovel officer, and meowed softly.

Seeing this, Ling Su had no choice but to follow suit. Considering what Xiaopang's former breeder had left behind, he didn't check it face to face, so as not to make the little guy angry.

[Little orange cat, when are we going to the hospital to visit Wuhuan? 】The macaw's alcoholism is getting stronger, and now it is flying even more frighteningly, and it almost fell into the bushes, and almost hit the wall for a while.

[Ask Ling Su, Ke Ke, why don't you come down? 】Xiao Luo looked a little worried, so he tried to open the shoulder bag, preparing to move a place for Ke Ke.

"Ke Ke, don't fly. If you hit your head, your old Li will feel bad." After Ling Su discovered the behavior of the little orange cat, he didn't stop him. Instead, he helped to open the zipper. Kitten supplies, milk powder, milk cake, cat food, canned food, insect repellent and some cat toys.

Looking at the packaging, Ling Su knew that these things belonged to LOLO's Pet Shop, and with Xiaopang's attitude, he no longer doubted the identity of the baby-faced youth.

"Ahahaha! I'm so powerful, how could I hit my head, ah—" Before finishing speaking, the macaw fell headlong into the fountain pool.

When Ling Su arrived outside the gate of the central hospital with the cat and the bird, Ke Ke was still sneezing.

"Dingling!" Ling Su's cell phone rang.

Xiao Luo and Ke Ke lay on the car window looking out, and there were many reporters squatting in front of the hospital.

[A lot of people, little orange cat. 】

【yes. 】Su Yingdi, who has never been rumored to be a scandal, was suddenly attacked, seriously injured and hospitalized, and his life and death are uncertain!As soon as the news got out, half of the entertainment industry was shocked.

Obviously it happened last night, Su Chen's public relations team also took action immediately, but the news got out, and the situation became more and more out of control, even if Su Chen released the news immediately after the operation. Zhalang Weibo was used to appease people's hearts, but there are still a lot of people spreading a series of false rumors about Su Yingdi being seriously injured and disfigured, being retaliated against as a third party for meddling in other people's feelings, and so on.

[I'll contact Wuhuan to ask about the situation. 】Xiao Luo clicked on the king's harem group, found Wu Huan's profile picture, and sent a friend request.

Wuhuan didn't reply, and the profile picture was gray.

Probably because he was so worried about Su Yingdi that he didn't even have the mood to turn on the ball system.

Xiao Luo completely understood this feeling.

"Okay, I see. Well, I'm going over now." Ling Su just finished the call, turned to the two lying on the window and said, "Director Li called me just now. Su Chen has been discharged from the hospital. Let's go over now."

Pets are not allowed to enter the hospital. Considering the possibility of cross-infection of germs, Ling Su didn't want Xiaopang to enter at first. After all, the little milk cat's resistance is too weak for more than a month.

The one who had the same thoughts as him was Su Chen. After the operation, he found that Wu Huan had come along with him. He immediately asked Li Wei to help send the pudding hamster out. Unfortunately, Wu Huan didn't agree, and Su Yingdi had no choice. , had to be transferred to the private sanatorium next door.

That sanatorium was not open to the public. Before Su Chen moved in, there were only three special patients in total.

Because of the high level of confidentiality and safety, the outside media didn't know that Su Chen had quietly shifted positions. Even if they were told that Su Chen had been discharged from the hospital, they would still squat outside the central hospital.

As soon as Ling Su parked the car, the macaw rushed out and shouted excitedly: 【This place seems to be Xiao Huang's home! 】

[Is that the little golden retriever? 】Xiao Luo remembers #桑案一下很多少妖的妖番，但在直播的维兰猪# It was mentioned in that post that Xiao Huang would pick up and drop off the children to and from school, push carts to go shopping in the supermarket, and Knowing how to distinguish the face value of RMB, he is a golden retriever with a high IQ.

【Yes!Ah ha ha ha, you can find Xiao Huang to eat and drink! 】Ke Ke impatiently flew towards the gate of the nursing home, but was stopped.

Xiao Luo silently: Your old Li doesn't seem to abuse you, does he?A bird actually wants to find a dog to eat and drink, the world is getting worse.

"Let me in!" Ke Ke yelled loudly to no avail, the guards still refused to let him go.

In the end, it was Ling Su who came over to brush his face with the little orange cat in his arms, and the other party let him go.

"Meow?" Xiao Luo patted the back of Shit Shovel Officer's hand in surprise.

Ling Su smiled and explained: "My grandfather and the curator here are old friends, and Tuantuan often comes here with my grandfather to look for golden retrievers."

I see!Xiao Luo had a vague impression that when he was in the Ling family, there seemed to be such a stubble.

"Woof!" After entering the nursing home, Xiao Luo heard the golden retriever's cry, which was quite resounding.

"Beep beep——" Qiuqiu's message prompt sounded suddenly.

Xiao Luo took a look, it was Wuhuan who was online, and after passing his friend application, he sent a crying emoji.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Touch the Dog's Head.jpg

Not to mention, I always see the king posting this expression, now I tried it, and it feels pretty good.

Pudding Hamster-Five Rings: Little Meow! SOS!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What's the matter?

Pudding Hamster-Five Rings: There are trolls on the Internet who are always in the dark!Woohoo, I'm so mad!Bai Bai said that you are very powerful, can you help deal with those villains?

If it was something else, Xiao Luo might not be sure, but this, it's a piece of cake!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: No problem, but you have to lure the person away for me, and prepare a computer with internet connection for me.

It happened that he also wanted to take this opportunity to take a good look at what the king said about the "killing stunt".