The fairy queen is a man?

For this guy, Hua has been naughty since he was a child, and since he transformed from the peach blossom tree, he has caused troubles for Jiu Xian a lot.

Simply, this kid is quite aware of the seriousness, and the troubles are all trivial things. Today he steals some small things in this fairy mansion, and tomorrow he goes to that mansion to collect some gossip.

Because of running around all the year round, this kid has become the PHS with the most complete information in the entire heaven world.

But this guy only knows how to have fun all day long, and neglects his cultivation, so that even though he is a famous disciple of the Jiuxian, his cultivation base can only be regarded as a middle-low among all the high-level immortals.

However, he still doesn't know how to repent. Whenever Jiu Xian educated him with grief, he would always retort, "Master, how can you be so pedantic? What age is this, and you still mention the value of force? Everyone is a reasonable civilization. Fairy, this civilized fairy, he has to use his brain and mouth, but he can't do it. Since he can't do it, tell me, why do I need such high mana? So master, it's useless to practice magic, but to cultivate the brain is the most important."

Jiuxian: "..."

Because the Jiuxian drank some wine, his brain was a little unclear, and he was really caught in it, and immediately blew his beard and stared and said: "Well, since training the brain is the most important thing, then you go to train the brain for me. !Anyway, no matter what happens, you have to get out and practice!"

Huawei immediately replied "Okay!" After that, he sat on the stone bench with a smile on his face, raised his legs under the peach blossom tree, and knocked on the melon seeds.

Seeing his foolish appearance, the Jiuxian on the side said that he owed as much as he could, but at that moment the Jiuxian smashed the wine jar in his hand: "My teacher told you to practice, how dare you disobey my teacher's words?" Is it itchy!"

Hua Wei continued to smile and said, "Master, this is your fault. Why didn't my disciple listen to you? Isn't this disciple training his brain?"

Huawei explained: "It's about cultivating the brain. I pay attention to the word 'happy'. Once I am happy, my brain will become brighter? So I am working hard to practice to make myself happy."

Jiu Xian knew that he couldn't win against this slick apprentice, so he took out his usual trump card against Hua Wei: "Are you disobedient? Believe it or not, I will let all the immortals in the world know that your baby name is Xiao Taohua tomorrow." ?”

Hua Wei heard that a melon seed was stuck in her throat, not to mention how ugly her face was...

After removing the melon seeds, he smeared the ink for a while before saying, "Okay, I'm going to practice now..."

Jiuxian also often uses this trick to let Huawei learn something. Although it is rare, it is better than nothing. It's just that Huawei has been stimulated by some kind of stimulation in the past few hundred years, and suddenly he has become motivated.

Not only does he run to Taohuawu every day, but he pesters Jiuxian to teach him how to draw talismans every day. Although Jiuxian is surprised, he is also very relieved that Huawei has finally matured, but he doesn't know that Huawei's behavior is actually competing with the demon king Jie.

……

On this day, Huawei invited Mozun to a decisive battle on the top of Xuefeng.

Jie held up his umbrella and went to the appointment as scheduled, with the thought of tidying up Huawei. When Mozun arrived at the destination, he was surprised to find that Huawei was so thick-skinned!

"What? Did I ask you to fight? Why can't I remember? We are all gentle people. I asked you to come to drink and make peace."

Hua Wei was holding a jar of wine, and sat down carelessly on the ground, looking as naughty as she wanted, Jie's forehead was bulging.

As the saying goes, this tree will surely die without its bark, but this fairy is shameless and invincible!

Jie thought to himself, this fairy is shameless, so what shame do other demons have?So Jie also smiled brightly and said to Huawei: "Really? But what Jie saw was the letter of war? Or did Jie read it wrong?"

Hua Wei said: "Yes, yes, yes! You are indeed wrong! Don't even think about it, how can a gentle and kind fairy like this fairy do such rude things to others?"

Hearing this, Jie smiled and rolled his eyes: "Oh, so what Jie saw was actually an invitation letter?"

Hua Wei slapped his hands and said, "That's right! So, Lord Mozun, come and sit down quickly, let's have a drink and wipe out a thousand grudges with a smile!"

Jie smiled and walked a few steps closer to him: "Don't think Jie doesn't know, you set a trap on Jie's seat."

Jie put away the umbrella in his hand and put it on the ground, and half leaned on the umbrella to look sideways at Huawei. Jie deliberately showed his "fragrant shoulders" half-exposed to be very tempting, even Huawei couldn't help but look straight at him.

Seeing this, Jie smiled brightly: "Can Xianjun tell Jie, what trap did you set on Jie's seat?"

Huawei was confused by Jie's beauty for a while and almost told the truth, but he quickly woke up. He patted his face, pointed at Jie and said, "Treacherous! How dare I tell this fairy while I'm not paying attention?" Your Majesty is a demon!"

Regarding Hua Wei's accusation, Jie blinked, with a ignorant and innocent face: "Is there?"

Huawei snorted coldly: "Pretend! Pretend to your heart's content! If I am fooled, I will..."

"What are you going to do?" Jie suddenly approached, exhaling all his breath on Huawei's ears.

Hua Wei was so frightened by Jie's sudden action that his ears turned red. He took a few steps back and shouted fiercely, "Hey, hey! Speak well! Don't move your hands. Yes! Let me tell you that not long ago I adopted Hengqing, the son of the Fairy Queen Empress, as my godson! If you dare to spank my ass again, I will tell my godson to call his father to beat you back into the egg ! Let you continue to stay in the egg for tens of thousands of years! When you come out, you will still be a milk baby!"

After all, Mozun is Mozun, even if he is a milk baby, he can't win. After saying so many threatening words, Hua Wei's courage is almost shaking into a sieve, so he took a sip of wine to strengthen his courage.

Jie saw Hua Wei drinking so fiercely that his head was almost buried in the wine jar, so that Jie ignored what Hua Wei said, and his attention was only on watching Hua Wei drinking...

Hua Wei put down the wine jar, looked up and said contemptuously: "What are you looking at! Did you hear what I just told you? Think carefully, I will let my godson and his father lock you up!"

Continuing to ignore the question of whether it's egg or not, Jie looked at Hua Wei's blushing face, somehow felt... very cute?

So after coughing dryly twice, he couldn't help but smile and say something: "Then Jie won't spank your butt from now on, can Jie touch your butt?"

Hua Wei sprayed all the wine on Jie's face when he heard the words. After spraying the wine, he threw the whole wine jar over, and then took out the teleportation talisman and fled.

"Bump—" "Crack——"

Jie, who was drenched and smashed all over: "..."