The education of Dazai-kun and Hyakki-kun.
They return to County S.
In the single-family small two-story house opposite Saiki Kusuo's house, there are two more people.
The rooms on the second floor were sorted out by Hyakkimaru and Osamu Dazai, and made into two bedrooms for the Akutagawa brothers and sisters to live in.
A long white shirt, a light gray coat, a black belt and trousers, and brand new leather shoes of appropriate size are placed on Ryunosuke Akutagawa's bed. The boy who has not yet transformed from an orphan mentality is staring blankly at the things given by Osamu Dazai , The clothes on the whole body are old and ill-fitting, which is out of place with the clean and tidy bedroom.
Osamu Dazai is a freshly baked adoptive father, and he simply said: "Put it on."
Then, he closed the door and went out.
In the next room, Akutagawa Gin is a girl because of the scruples. The decoration here is a bit warmer. On the bed, there are skirts, warm coats and cute peas shoes that can be worn in spring to prevent colds.
Hyakkimaru prepared daily necessities for the 12-year-old girl, and thoughtfully said: "The close-fitting clothes are in the closet."
Akutagawa Gin was a little shy, looking around the bedroom, her bright eyes betrayed her mood.
She loves it here.
No girl can refuse a separate and beautiful room.
Hyakkimaru is not easy to touch girls' things, including decoration, size selection, and purchase of daily necessities, all done by Dororo alone. It is claimed that it is for younger siblings, but it is actually for adopted children. This rented In a two-story house, there is finally no need to leave the rooms on the second floor vacant.
"Mr. Hyakkimaru, is it the same with brother?"
"Ah."
Hyakkimaru answered her, he has never been fierce to anyone, and he made Akutagawa Gin much more at ease than Osamu Dazai.
Akutagawa Gin looked anxiously at Hyakkimaru's bandaged eyes, and had many questions in his heart, but Hyakkimaru turned to look at the door and asked, "Dororo, are you finished?"
Osamu Dazai knocked on the door from the outside, and then walked in, he was more gracious to the girl.
He smiled and said, "I asked Akutagawa to change clothes."
He went to see Akutagawa Gin, his kite-colored pupils were not so dark, they were flat, as if he had accepted the other party.
"Xiaoyin, change your clothes first, and call your brother to go downstairs for dinner later."
"……Yes."
Akutagawa Gin instinctively said in fear.
Hyakkimaru and Osamu Dazai go out, leaving the bedroom for the girl who needs to change clothes.
Akutagawa Gin took a deep breath, closed the curtains, opened the closet, and found her underwear. She took off the clothes she had worn for years and touched the soft fabric, feeling like crying.
Things that ordinary girls can get... She has been envious for so many years, and finally has the opportunity to wear them.
After she changed her clothes, she went to pick up the girls' peas shoes with fur balls.
"The shoes... are so cute."
Gin Akutagawa felt like he was dreaming.
In this dream, there is an older brother, Mr. Hyakkimaru who releases kindness, and Mr. Dazai who is terrible.
Once downstairs, Hyakkimaru knew how to solve today's dinner.
"Mr. Oda."
"Hyakkimaru, I heard from Dazai that you adopted two children?"
Oda Sakunosuke received a "telephone order" from Dazai Osamu and went to the store to buy four takeaways.At first, he wondered why there were four takeaways, and Dazai shouldn't eat takeaways when entertaining guests.When he arrived at Dazai's residence, he learned about the situation from Dazai's mouth, and he couldn't help but look at Hyakkimaru who had done this with admiration.
The other party actually got Dazai to agree, instead of asking Dazai to send the child to him to raise.
"No, we adopted it." Hyakkimaru emphasized.
"..." Osamu Dazai threw himself onto the sofa, unwilling to think about the lives of the four people in the future.
It's too awful.
I knew that he would not rent a two-story house.
The world of the two was destroyed, and Osamu Dazai found out sourly that Hyakkimaru liked the two children very much, and he could only hope that when his boyfriend got tired of raising children, he would throw the children out.
Sakunosuke Oda suggested: "The newly adopted children need a sense of security. You should spend more time with them. You can usually take them to the park or teach them to read."
Hyakkimaru wrote it down: "Well, thank you Oda-san for reminding me."
Osamu Dazai has nothing to love in his life, and his ears become a dialogue between the diligent and new babysitting father.
Hyakkimaru suddenly said to Osamu Dazai: "Dororo, did you hear that?"
Osamu Dazai sighed, "I heard that."
The "I" in parallel time and space has cheated myself!
"Dororo, you have to be a good father." Hyakkimaru went to the sofa and squatted down, looking at Dororo who was paralyzed into a long flame, "Our future pension depends on them."
Oda Sakunosuke said in his heart: I think so far.
Osamu Dazai is getting more and more sad, does this mean that he and Hyakkimaru have two more burdens that cannot be shaken off?
At dinner, Oda Sakunosuke was surprised to see the two children.
Realizing that Oda Sakunosuke was looking at him, Akutagawa Ryunosuke showed a fierce look, showing evil spirits, and hated being looked at by others.Akutagawa Gin pulled her brother's coat under the table, but unfortunately it was useless, she couldn't help being a little anxious, and when her eyes swept over Mr. Hyakkimaru and Mr. Dazai, her heart settled down, because the two were picking up vegetables without paying attention, Don't care about my brother's bad temper with this gentleman.
"Dororo, don't give it to me, eat more yourself." Hyakkimaru was caught with a lot of Dazai Osamu's dishes, and seeing more and more dishes, he was concerned about the other party's appetite.
Osamu Dazai fiddled with the rice in the lunch box, "This is how I usually eat."
Hyakkimaru said seriously: "Dororo is too light."
Osamu Dazai looked at the meat and vegetables brought back by him, very helpless, "I can't eat that much..."
Hyakkimaru touched the top of Dazai Osamu's head: "Don't be picky."
To cherish food.
Osamu Dazai pouted: "Hyakkimaru, this is the 21st century."
He grabbed Hyakkimaru's hand, took it off, and used the picky eating method: "I have no appetite, Hyakkimaru will help me solve part of it. If I am hungry, I will go find bread and canned food." Compared with the dishes, the problems of Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Odasaku are nothing!
Akutagawa, you can be hostile to Odasaku, if you win against Odasaku, you will be regarded as powerful.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke naturally didn't understand the malice in his adoptive father's heart. After Oda Sakunosuke withdrew his eyes from looking at him, he lowered his head to eat, his movements were very small, and he exuded a withdrawn air of repelling others.
Seeing this, Akutagawa Silver also began to work hard to eat.
Seeing the character traits of the siblings, Oda Sakunosuke thinks the future will be very interesting.
【Dazai, Hyakkimaru, the child you chose is really unique. 】
The cohabitation life of a family of four has officially begun.
——There are many contradictions (strike out).
——Peace and friendship.
The problem with Akutagawa Ryunosuke is not just being withdrawn, he resists going to the bathroom to take a bath, obviously Hyakkimaru puts a pool of bathtub water for him at night, but he refuses to go in anyway.
"???"
"I don't want to take a bath! I'm clean!"
Akutagawa Ryunosuke kept retreating as if he was fried, and his supernatural power was about to move.
"...But... I can smell it." Hyakkimaru wanted to respect his opinion, with a troubled face, his nose was tormented by the triple sense of smell, "You smell of sweat and sour."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke resisted: "I will solve it myself."
"I told you that yesterday, and there is still not much change today, which means that the effect of bathing is not great." Hyakkimaru didn't quite believe his "solution". He opened the mouth and said: "Dororo, help, we can't let him go on willful."
"Good~."
Dazai Osamu was elusive, standing behind Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and mentioned him.
"Don't take off my clothes——!!!"
Akutagawa Ryunosuke was shocked.
His supernatural powers are activated by his clothes, and if he loses his clothes, he will feel insecure!
Under the joint suppression of the two, a naked "stray dog" was thrown into the bathtub. After taking a bath, it became a "family dog" full of fragrance.But this "house dog" was particularly irritable, grinning constantly, dripping water from his hair, hiding in the furthest place in his new pajamas, and yelling at them: "Rashomon!"
The black superpowers are like devil's claws, irregular tentacles, attack them!
Hyakkimaru was very calm.
With a wave of Dazai Osamu's hand, "Rashomon" was nullified.
Osamu Dazai said with a particularly hideous look: "If you can't beat us, just obediently take a bath every day on time. If Hyakkimaru smells your body again, I'll buy you a large bath brush."
[Until you brush off a layer of skin. 】
Akutagawa Ryunosuke clearly "heard" what Mr. Dazai wanted to express.
hateful.
People have to bow their heads under the eaves.
"Good night, Akutagawa." Osamu Dazai quickly changed his expression towards Hyakkimaru, and led Hyakkimaru out, when a soft voice came from outside the door, "Ananda, don't worry too much about his affairs, you are in charge of Xiaoyin, don't worry Give Akutagawa to me, and I promise to return you an obedient and sensible Akutagawa." "Well, I believe in Dororo's ability, Dororo, come on, I'm going to see if Xiaoyin is asleep." "Let's go~ .”
Akutagawa Ryunosuke in the bedroom looked indifferent, obedient and sensible?What are you talking about?
After a while, after confirming that there was no danger outside the door, he moved to the door, locked the door, leaned his back against the wall, and raised his arms to smell the shampoo on his body, "...Usually...does it really stink?"
Hyakkimaru, who has already left, can answer this question.
Very bad smell!
Akutagawa Ryunosuke's bathing problem was solved, but other problems of Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Akutagawa Yin were exposed again, for example: the two brothers and sisters have not gone to school, their education level is low, and their knowledge reserve is lower than that of elementary school students.
Hyakkimaru dug out the books he had written to supplement modern knowledge, and showed them to the two of them.
"Ryunosuke, Xiaoyin, can you read?"
"..."
"My brother and I can understand most of the words."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke was silent, and Akutagawa Gin was ashamed again. For a few days, he felt that they would not abandon him, and gradually let go of his guard. He didn't expect that Hyakkimaru would bring up the issue of studying today.
Hyakkimaru nodded: "It means that the learning is not complete enough, there is no problem, I will teach you."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke refused to accept his kindness: "I don't need to learn this kind of thing."
Akutagawa Gin covered his face.
Hyakkimaru smiled and said, "Dororo."
Dazai Osamu, who was sitting on the sofa playing a game console, turned his head and stared coolly at the prickly Akutagawa Ryunosuke.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke was terrified and held on to his temper.
"Xiaoyin, do you want to learn?" Hyakkimaru stopped entangled with Akutagawa Ryunosuke and went to ask Akutagawa Yin.Akutagawa Yin knew countless times better than Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and said obediently: "I'll learn." After learning it, I'll teach my brother.
Hyakkimaru said: "Don't be nervous, it's easy to learn."
On the other side, after playing a game, Osamu Dazai got up and started his own education course.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke was uneasy: "What do you want to do..."
Osamu Dazai grabbed a book and smiled at him: "Let's go out to study and not disturb them."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke didn't want to be alone with him at all, but when Dazai Osamu said "come out" indifferently, he couldn't control his body, and went out to meet this person with clenched fists.
Today's learning outcomes of the day.
Under the guidance of Hyakkimaru, Akutagawa Gin learned a hundred unfamiliar words.
Under the tutelage of Dazai Osamu, Ryunosuke Akutagawa learned two hundred unfamiliar words with a bruised nose and a swollen face.
The learning effect is remarkable.
In private, Akutagawa Silver applied medicine to his brother and sighed: "Brother, why do you insist on doing it against me?"
Akutagawa Ryunosuke suppressed his anger: "I'm not their son!" If Dazai Osamu was a teacher, he could barely admit that the other party was qualified to teach him, but the relationship between father and son would be difficult to accept.
Gin Akutagawa explained: "Mr. Hyakkimaru is a good guy and really cares about us."
Ryunosuke Akutagawa's mind exploded: "Osamu Dazai and I are at odds."
Akutagawa Silver: "..."
Brother, that's not the way to die.
"Dororo, do you think we should take Yin and Ryunosuke out to play in advance? Ryunosuke still doesn't want to talk to me."
In the master bedroom on the first floor, Hyakkimaru is also worried about the situation of Akutagawa Ryunosuke. His son is too autistic and has a bad temper, making it difficult to integrate into a peaceful society.Osamu Dazai is changing the bandages on his eyes. As Hyakkimaru's mastery of the mind's eyes deepens, sooner or later he will be able to open his eyes and retain the precious mind-eye ability.
"Give me a few more days." Dazai Osamu kissed the corner of Hyakkimaru's eyes and chuckled.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke, hehe.
Osamu Dazai has not encountered such a tough bone for a long time.
"Don't bully him too much." Hyakkimaru closed his eyes, embracing Dororo, whose body was no longer soft and more masculine, as if holding a cluster of precious flames, "Ryunosuke is as good a boy as Gin , do not know how to rely on others, and are easily influenced by people who are stronger than him, and one day he will let us down."
Osamu Dazai yawned, and wanted to play a game console under the covers, but was stopped by Hyakkimaru.
"Play the game console tomorrow, and you will secretly stay up late."
"Want to break the record~."
"No."
Hyakkimaru is the person who loves Dororo the most in the world, but he hopes that he will live a healthy and healthy life.
Because of Hyakkimaru's dog nose, Osamu Dazai never kept more than two bottles of alcohol at home, and he drank as much as he wanted, and he never touched cigarettes outside of social activities in the port mafia.Well, even he and Zhong also learn bad things, light a cigarette when they are bored, and dare not go back until the smell is clean.
"Playing game consoles is not acceptable, but is it okay to play puppet games?" Osamu Dazai was still in his impetuous adolescence, his body clinging to Hyakkimaru, and his spirit changed from sleepy to energetic all of a sudden.
"No." Hyakkimaru emphasized his voice, "I'm not a puppet anymore."
Osamu Dazai teased, "Is it okay to be in the form of a doll?"
Hyakkimaru choked, knowing that lovers have a private life, but he was reluctant to bully Dororo, but Dororo would bully him shamelessly, relying on his three times the nerve sensitivity to mess around.
"Dororo..."
"Meow~." I see what excuses you have.
"If you're always like this and don't know how to control yourself, you won't grow taller."
"……"you are vicious.
The current height is not much different from that of Hyakkimaru, and Osamu Dazai, who is unwilling to give up his height, chooses to sleep.
Hyakkimaru chuckled inwardly.
[Dororuo was the cutest when he was a teenager, and he was worried that he would not grow tall. 】
Ordinary life has ordinary fun. Hyakkimaru witnessed the growth of Dazai Osamu, and felt that he raised the other party, but Dazai Osamu felt that he was the one who raised the doll.
【Hyakkimaru, just wait and see, I will definitely be taller than you in the future!Write orthography on your legs! 】
Asleep Osamu Dazai was holding Hyakkimaru, thinking wildly in his dream.
After a week, Hyakkimaru taught Akutagawa Gin the common sense of life outside with peace of mind, supplemented her with words and words, and then gave her and Akutagawa Ryunosuke 3000 yen in pocket money every month according to the situation of Saiki Kusuo's family. , so that Akutagawa Silver will not be any different from other girls of the same age when going out.
The best way not to be looked down upon by others is to have enough confidence and self-confidence.
Besides, they are really good.
Gin Akutagawa was grateful to Hyakkimaru and was obsessed with studying, so he couldn't help ignoring his brother's later situation.
When Akutagawa Gin noticed that her brother's voice of resistance in her ear was less, and the voice of learning was more, she recovered, and was horrified to find that Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who had no good looks to outsiders, was kneeling and sitting on the other side of the tatami. Holding a book in his hand to study honestly, the black broken hair hangs down by his ear, slightly longer, and the tail of the hair is white, just like a rabbit with lop ears.
Osamu Dazai occasionally gave answers to Akutagawa Ryunosuke, highlighting the key points, and more often said impatiently: "You are too stupid, use your brain to remember, I don't want to explain it a second time."
"……Yes."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke successfully succumbed to his oppression.
"Brother?!" Akutagawa Gin was shocked.
"...Silver, study hard." Akutagawa Ryunosuke didn't go to see his sister. He was disciplined by Osamu Dazai alone for a week, living in dire straits, and being beaten in every way.Especially Osamu Dazai likes to play betting games. Ryunosuke Akutagawa has lost his bets many times, and he has been shocked to the point of losing confidence.
Intellectually, he can't catch up with horses.
In terms of force, the opponent can nullify his supernatural powers and beat him violently.
Is this really a two-year age gap...
Akutagawa Ryunosuke lost the sense of superiority of a person with supernatural powers, and was in a trance, unable to read books.For the first time, he felt that he was a fool and an idiot, all because of Mr. Hyakkimaru's love for his sister and getting the care of the two of them.
Osamu Dazai saw his erratic state and threw the game console in his hand.
"I'm going to the toilet and play for me for 5 minutes."
"?!"
Akutagawa Ryunosuke caught the game console in a hurry, he didn't know where to press it, and his head was sweating.
He asked Mr. Hyakkimaru for help: "How do you play this?"
Hyakkimaru couldn't help: "I'm not very good at playing...you see, my eyes are all covered."
Akutagawa Yin said sympathetically, "Brother, come on."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke felt a burst of despair.
Hyakkimaru comforted: "Ryunosuke can play a few more times. After learning the game, Dororo can play with you online. He can't find anyone to play the game every time." Yes, such as Saiki Kusuo, this superpower is an otaku at home, but Dazai Osamu refused to play games with Gubei after losing many times in the game, which caused Saiki Kusuo to be slightly disappointed.
Dazai left for a moment.
After returning, Osamu Dazai stood in front of Ryunosuke Akutagawa, looking at the game console where he had lost ten games.
[Garbage Akutagawa. 】
Akutagawa Ryunosuke shuddered, imitating the gesture of apologizing in TV dramas, kneeling on the ground and apologizing earnestly.
"Sorry, Dazai-san."
Osamu Dazai ignored him coldly, and asked Hyakkimaru: "What TV series is this guy watching recently?" Hyakkimaru recalled his voice, and said, "It seems to be an ancient Japanese TV series. Xiaoyin dragged Ryunosuke to watch it together. The way of speaking inside.” So, don’t be surprised, there will be even more strange ways of speaking in the future.
Osamu Dazai was speechless, he understood the truth that people in the growth stage like to imitate.
Further education is needed...
He took the game console, squatted down, and seeing Akutagawa Ryunosuke's submissiveness towards him, he couldn't help smiling, and said, "Perform yourself well today, and maybe I'll take you and Xiaoyin out to relax tomorrow."
As soon as Ryunosuke Akutagawa relaxed, he saw the other party pointing the game console at him.
On the screen is the text typed by Osamu Dazai——
[Wait for the exam, if you make a mistake, you will die. 】
"..."
All threats must be said behind Hyakkimaru's back. This is Osamu Dazai's educational policy.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke understood.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke cried.
For the first time, father and son and master and apprentice have cultivated a little "tacit understanding".No matter what happened in private, you can't tell Hyakkimaru publicly, otherwise Osamu Dazai will let him know what the end of the complaint will be.
a day later.
They went to the amusement park, Hyakkimaru patted the pale and erratic Ryunosuke Akutagawa on the head, and said softly: "Ryunosuke is very good, and he passed Dororo's exam." Akutagawa Ryunosuke didn't When he had time to avoid it, he looked at him with empty eyes, and the flame of life showed a sluggish look.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke has killed people, and there is a little red spot, which is a crime he committed when he was in the slums.
But he will get better.
Hyakkimaru trusts Akutagawa Ryunosuke so much, and trusts the opponent's performance in the IF line.
After Dazai Osamu went to buy the tickets, Hyakkimaru told him in a low voice: "I apologize for Dororo. If Dororo has gone too far, remember to tell me, don't fight hard, and remember to run away if you are beaten." Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was tortured mentally and physically, felt a little warmth from Hyakkimaru.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke said dryly, "No."
Ghosts would not believe this, Hyakkimaru raised his eyelids a little behind the bandages, and praised again.
"Ryunosuke, do you know what you look like to me?"
"...what kind."
As for how Hyakkimaru saw the world with his eyes blindfolded, Akutagawa Ryunosuke had various guesses, and the closest guess to the truth was that the other party had psychic abilities.
"Stained with a little strawberry juice, a gray-white flame rolled on the ground." Hyakkimaru looked at him as if he saw Dororo who did bad things at the beginning, and his tone was nostalgic, "Only in this respect, you must not Learn from Dororo... I am waiting for you to become a pure white flame of life, which means you let go of the past."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke pursed his lips, Dororo refers to Osamu Dazai, does the white flame of life mean a good person?
"Another point."
Hyakkimaru smiled deliberately, "Ryunosuke stopped smelling, and became clean." He could smell the wicked man's breath, and the "wicked man's flower" on the other party's body was far away from the dark soil before it grew up.
Dororo, is he really teaching the other party with his heart, kicking him into the sun to expose him to the sun?
It's just...a bit brutal.
Osamu Dazai bought the tickets and came back with some marshmallows. He stuffed the strawberry-flavored marshmallows into Hyakkimaru's hand, and said in a voice, "Hyakkimaru, is he talking bad about me?"
Akutagawa Ryunosuke stared stiffly at the food in his hand, which smelled strange and seemed to have a strange taste.The cotton candy Akutagawa Gin got was normal white, poked with a finger, like a cloud, and in this young family, the best treatment was not getting "special" treatment.
"No, Ryunosuke is a good boy."
Hyakkimaru took a bite of the strawberry-flavored marshmallow, and his mouth became sweet, "I ate Dororo."
"Pfft." Osamu Dazai leaned over, "I want to eat myself too!"
Hyakkimaru shared the food with him.
Osamu Dazai left the last white marshmallow in his hand, and he squeezed it into a shape, miraculously shaped it into a Q version of Hyakkiwan, and then swallowed it in one gulp, stingy not to share it with Hyakkiwan.
"I also ate the Hundred Ghost Pills."
The childish behavior of the two "adoptive fathers" and the smell of throwing dog food made Akutagawa Yin move behind his brother.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "What's wrong?"
Akutagawa Silver said in a strange way: "I want to take a bite of my brother's cotton candy."
Brother, show brother-sister love.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke let out an "oh", stuffed the badly colored cotton candy into his mouth expressionlessly, and said unambiguously, "I can't give this to you, it's a reward that Mr. Dazai bought for me."
Akutagawa Silver: "..."
In the next second, Ryunosuke Akutagawa's face was constipated, and he was disgusted by the smell.
"Cough-cough-!"
He coughed violently, covered his throat, as if he had taken a poison, and felt nauseous, and went straight to the nearby trash can.
Akutagawa Gin was startled: "Brother, are you okay?"
Are marshmallows that bad?
Hearing Akutagawa Ryunosuke's cough, Hyakkimaru asked in confusion, "Does his food taste different from ours?"
Osamu Dazai lowered his voice: "I originally wanted to make a rainbow cotton candy for you, but when I found out that it didn't work, I gave it to him... You must not tell him, lest he get carried away."
Hyakkimaru: "..."
Almost, is he going to die?
No, why would he think so?Hyakkimaru's brain refused to think in this direction.
"Let's wait for Ryunosuke for a while before going in..." Hyakkimaru said.
"Tch, you're so weak." Dazai Osamu muttered, "Hyakkimaru wouldn't spit out the food I gave you."
Hyakkimaru: "???"
Osamu Dazai changed the subject: "Hyakkimaru, I learned how to cook ochazuke, next time I will make it for you!"
Hyakkimaru smiled and said, "Okay."
Great, Dororo is still a virtuous Dororo!
It's just... why is the sixth sense reminding him of danger?Where is the danger?Dororo's ochazuke must be delicious, he has never tasted the food that Dororo cooked himself.
Suddenly, Hyakkimaru thought of the delicacy made by Osamu Dazai in the original book, "Dororo, you can also make firm tofu."
Osamu Dazai: "Huh?"
Hyakkimaru said: "The hard tofu that can commit suicide! It is said to be very delicious in parallel time and space."
Osamu Dazai pondered: "...I will... try next time?"
It turns out that he has a talent for cooking.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke walked back weakly, and followed the three of them into the amusement park.
At the end of the whole day, except for Akutagawa Ryunosuke, everyone else had a good time. Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Akutagawa Gin got a dog ear headband with different colors, and Hyakkimaru put cat ears on Osamu Dazai The headband caused Osamu Dazai to look at him meaningfully.
Hyakkimaru: [Dororo must look good wearing this, but unfortunately I can't see it for the time being. 】
Osamu Dazai: 【Hyakkimaru must be hinting at me~. 】
Osamu Dazai did not favor one over the other: "I also want to buy it for Hyakkimaru, what kind of ears does Hyakkimaru want?"
"Wolf!"
"Ok."
After finishing the amusement park, the ears of two huskies stayed on top of Hyakkimaru's head.
Among the three dogs, there was a Dazai cat.
An eerie harmony.
The author has something to say:
【small theater】
Hyakkimaru: Dororo is a cat!
Osamu Dazai: Tsk tsk, it's too difficult for me to mix in the dog breed.
Oda Sakunosuke: Well, although Dazai looks like a cat, I think it's more like...
Osamu Dazai: Oda!
Oda Sakunosuke: Huh?
Osamu Dazai: I am not a dog, I hate dogs! ! !
Oda Sakunosuke: But you are surrounded by dogs.
Osamu Dazai: Uh...
Hyakkimaru: Dororo hates me? (autistic)
Osamu Dazai: No, no, I don't hate you, you are a wolf, the kind that can howl!
Hyakkimaru: Yes!
Akutagawa Silver: Wolves... aren't they dogs? ? ?
Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Mr. Dazai says what he says.
Akutagawa Silver:? ? ?
Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Ahem, what the strong say is right.
Akutagawa Silver: But don't you want to be at odds with him?
Akutagawa Ryunosuke: I did not give up my resistance, I want to defeat this man!
Hyakkimaru: Dororo, have you failed to develop?
Osamu Dazai: No, this is Akutagawa's catchphrase, just like Kazuya Chuya clamoring to beat me every day.
Hyakkimaru: Oh, that's too pitiful.
Osamu Dazai: Leave him alone, if I didn't want to be a good person, I could break his back in a day.
Hyakkimaru: Be gentle.
Osamu Dazai: Alright~, I will be gentle with you at night too.
Hundred Ghost Pills:? ? ! ! ! ! !
Osamu Dazai: Meow~.
Chief Zai: Meow~.
Hyakkimaru: ...
They return to County S.
In the single-family small two-story house opposite Saiki Kusuo's house, there are two more people.
The rooms on the second floor were sorted out by Hyakkimaru and Osamu Dazai, and made into two bedrooms for the Akutagawa brothers and sisters to live in.
A long white shirt, a light gray coat, a black belt and trousers, and brand new leather shoes of appropriate size are placed on Ryunosuke Akutagawa's bed. The boy who has not yet transformed from an orphan mentality is staring blankly at the things given by Osamu Dazai , The clothes on the whole body are old and ill-fitting, which is out of place with the clean and tidy bedroom.
Osamu Dazai is a freshly baked adoptive father, and he simply said: "Put it on."
Then, he closed the door and went out.
In the next room, Akutagawa Gin is a girl because of the scruples. The decoration here is a bit warmer. On the bed, there are skirts, warm coats and cute peas shoes that can be worn in spring to prevent colds.
Hyakkimaru prepared daily necessities for the 12-year-old girl, and thoughtfully said: "The close-fitting clothes are in the closet."
Akutagawa Gin was a little shy, looking around the bedroom, her bright eyes betrayed her mood.
She loves it here.
No girl can refuse a separate and beautiful room.
Hyakkimaru is not easy to touch girls' things, including decoration, size selection, and purchase of daily necessities, all done by Dororo alone. It is claimed that it is for younger siblings, but it is actually for adopted children. This rented In a two-story house, there is finally no need to leave the rooms on the second floor vacant.
"Mr. Hyakkimaru, is it the same with brother?"
"Ah."
Hyakkimaru answered her, he has never been fierce to anyone, and he made Akutagawa Gin much more at ease than Osamu Dazai.
Akutagawa Gin looked anxiously at Hyakkimaru's bandaged eyes, and had many questions in his heart, but Hyakkimaru turned to look at the door and asked, "Dororo, are you finished?"
Osamu Dazai knocked on the door from the outside, and then walked in, he was more gracious to the girl.
He smiled and said, "I asked Akutagawa to change clothes."
He went to see Akutagawa Gin, his kite-colored pupils were not so dark, they were flat, as if he had accepted the other party.
"Xiaoyin, change your clothes first, and call your brother to go downstairs for dinner later."
"……Yes."
Akutagawa Gin instinctively said in fear.
Hyakkimaru and Osamu Dazai go out, leaving the bedroom for the girl who needs to change clothes.
Akutagawa Gin took a deep breath, closed the curtains, opened the closet, and found her underwear. She took off the clothes she had worn for years and touched the soft fabric, feeling like crying.
Things that ordinary girls can get... She has been envious for so many years, and finally has the opportunity to wear them.
After she changed her clothes, she went to pick up the girls' peas shoes with fur balls.
"The shoes... are so cute."
Gin Akutagawa felt like he was dreaming.
In this dream, there is an older brother, Mr. Hyakkimaru who releases kindness, and Mr. Dazai who is terrible.
Once downstairs, Hyakkimaru knew how to solve today's dinner.
"Mr. Oda."
"Hyakkimaru, I heard from Dazai that you adopted two children?"
Oda Sakunosuke received a "telephone order" from Dazai Osamu and went to the store to buy four takeaways.At first, he wondered why there were four takeaways, and Dazai shouldn't eat takeaways when entertaining guests.When he arrived at Dazai's residence, he learned about the situation from Dazai's mouth, and he couldn't help but look at Hyakkimaru who had done this with admiration.
The other party actually got Dazai to agree, instead of asking Dazai to send the child to him to raise.
"No, we adopted it." Hyakkimaru emphasized.
"..." Osamu Dazai threw himself onto the sofa, unwilling to think about the lives of the four people in the future.
It's too awful.
I knew that he would not rent a two-story house.
The world of the two was destroyed, and Osamu Dazai found out sourly that Hyakkimaru liked the two children very much, and he could only hope that when his boyfriend got tired of raising children, he would throw the children out.
Sakunosuke Oda suggested: "The newly adopted children need a sense of security. You should spend more time with them. You can usually take them to the park or teach them to read."
Hyakkimaru wrote it down: "Well, thank you Oda-san for reminding me."
Osamu Dazai has nothing to love in his life, and his ears become a dialogue between the diligent and new babysitting father.
Hyakkimaru suddenly said to Osamu Dazai: "Dororo, did you hear that?"
Osamu Dazai sighed, "I heard that."
The "I" in parallel time and space has cheated myself!
"Dororo, you have to be a good father." Hyakkimaru went to the sofa and squatted down, looking at Dororo who was paralyzed into a long flame, "Our future pension depends on them."
Oda Sakunosuke said in his heart: I think so far.
Osamu Dazai is getting more and more sad, does this mean that he and Hyakkimaru have two more burdens that cannot be shaken off?
At dinner, Oda Sakunosuke was surprised to see the two children.
Realizing that Oda Sakunosuke was looking at him, Akutagawa Ryunosuke showed a fierce look, showing evil spirits, and hated being looked at by others.Akutagawa Gin pulled her brother's coat under the table, but unfortunately it was useless, she couldn't help being a little anxious, and when her eyes swept over Mr. Hyakkimaru and Mr. Dazai, her heart settled down, because the two were picking up vegetables without paying attention, Don't care about my brother's bad temper with this gentleman.
"Dororo, don't give it to me, eat more yourself." Hyakkimaru was caught with a lot of Dazai Osamu's dishes, and seeing more and more dishes, he was concerned about the other party's appetite.
Osamu Dazai fiddled with the rice in the lunch box, "This is how I usually eat."
Hyakkimaru said seriously: "Dororo is too light."
Osamu Dazai looked at the meat and vegetables brought back by him, very helpless, "I can't eat that much..."
Hyakkimaru touched the top of Dazai Osamu's head: "Don't be picky."
To cherish food.
Osamu Dazai pouted: "Hyakkimaru, this is the 21st century."
He grabbed Hyakkimaru's hand, took it off, and used the picky eating method: "I have no appetite, Hyakkimaru will help me solve part of it. If I am hungry, I will go find bread and canned food." Compared with the dishes, the problems of Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Odasaku are nothing!
Akutagawa, you can be hostile to Odasaku, if you win against Odasaku, you will be regarded as powerful.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke naturally didn't understand the malice in his adoptive father's heart. After Oda Sakunosuke withdrew his eyes from looking at him, he lowered his head to eat, his movements were very small, and he exuded a withdrawn air of repelling others.
Seeing this, Akutagawa Silver also began to work hard to eat.
Seeing the character traits of the siblings, Oda Sakunosuke thinks the future will be very interesting.
【Dazai, Hyakkimaru, the child you chose is really unique. 】
The cohabitation life of a family of four has officially begun.
——There are many contradictions (strike out).
——Peace and friendship.
The problem with Akutagawa Ryunosuke is not just being withdrawn, he resists going to the bathroom to take a bath, obviously Hyakkimaru puts a pool of bathtub water for him at night, but he refuses to go in anyway.
"???"
"I don't want to take a bath! I'm clean!"
Akutagawa Ryunosuke kept retreating as if he was fried, and his supernatural power was about to move.
"...But... I can smell it." Hyakkimaru wanted to respect his opinion, with a troubled face, his nose was tormented by the triple sense of smell, "You smell of sweat and sour."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke resisted: "I will solve it myself."
"I told you that yesterday, and there is still not much change today, which means that the effect of bathing is not great." Hyakkimaru didn't quite believe his "solution". He opened the mouth and said: "Dororo, help, we can't let him go on willful."
"Good~."
Dazai Osamu was elusive, standing behind Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and mentioned him.
"Don't take off my clothes——!!!"
Akutagawa Ryunosuke was shocked.
His supernatural powers are activated by his clothes, and if he loses his clothes, he will feel insecure!
Under the joint suppression of the two, a naked "stray dog" was thrown into the bathtub. After taking a bath, it became a "family dog" full of fragrance.But this "house dog" was particularly irritable, grinning constantly, dripping water from his hair, hiding in the furthest place in his new pajamas, and yelling at them: "Rashomon!"
The black superpowers are like devil's claws, irregular tentacles, attack them!
Hyakkimaru was very calm.
With a wave of Dazai Osamu's hand, "Rashomon" was nullified.
Osamu Dazai said with a particularly hideous look: "If you can't beat us, just obediently take a bath every day on time. If Hyakkimaru smells your body again, I'll buy you a large bath brush."
[Until you brush off a layer of skin. 】
Akutagawa Ryunosuke clearly "heard" what Mr. Dazai wanted to express.
hateful.
People have to bow their heads under the eaves.
"Good night, Akutagawa." Osamu Dazai quickly changed his expression towards Hyakkimaru, and led Hyakkimaru out, when a soft voice came from outside the door, "Ananda, don't worry too much about his affairs, you are in charge of Xiaoyin, don't worry Give Akutagawa to me, and I promise to return you an obedient and sensible Akutagawa." "Well, I believe in Dororo's ability, Dororo, come on, I'm going to see if Xiaoyin is asleep." "Let's go~ .”
Akutagawa Ryunosuke in the bedroom looked indifferent, obedient and sensible?What are you talking about?
After a while, after confirming that there was no danger outside the door, he moved to the door, locked the door, leaned his back against the wall, and raised his arms to smell the shampoo on his body, "...Usually...does it really stink?"
Hyakkimaru, who has already left, can answer this question.
Very bad smell!
Akutagawa Ryunosuke's bathing problem was solved, but other problems of Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Akutagawa Yin were exposed again, for example: the two brothers and sisters have not gone to school, their education level is low, and their knowledge reserve is lower than that of elementary school students.
Hyakkimaru dug out the books he had written to supplement modern knowledge, and showed them to the two of them.
"Ryunosuke, Xiaoyin, can you read?"
"..."
"My brother and I can understand most of the words."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke was silent, and Akutagawa Gin was ashamed again. For a few days, he felt that they would not abandon him, and gradually let go of his guard. He didn't expect that Hyakkimaru would bring up the issue of studying today.
Hyakkimaru nodded: "It means that the learning is not complete enough, there is no problem, I will teach you."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke refused to accept his kindness: "I don't need to learn this kind of thing."
Akutagawa Gin covered his face.
Hyakkimaru smiled and said, "Dororo."
Dazai Osamu, who was sitting on the sofa playing a game console, turned his head and stared coolly at the prickly Akutagawa Ryunosuke.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke was terrified and held on to his temper.
"Xiaoyin, do you want to learn?" Hyakkimaru stopped entangled with Akutagawa Ryunosuke and went to ask Akutagawa Yin.Akutagawa Yin knew countless times better than Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and said obediently: "I'll learn." After learning it, I'll teach my brother.
Hyakkimaru said: "Don't be nervous, it's easy to learn."
On the other side, after playing a game, Osamu Dazai got up and started his own education course.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke was uneasy: "What do you want to do..."
Osamu Dazai grabbed a book and smiled at him: "Let's go out to study and not disturb them."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke didn't want to be alone with him at all, but when Dazai Osamu said "come out" indifferently, he couldn't control his body, and went out to meet this person with clenched fists.
Today's learning outcomes of the day.
Under the guidance of Hyakkimaru, Akutagawa Gin learned a hundred unfamiliar words.
Under the tutelage of Dazai Osamu, Ryunosuke Akutagawa learned two hundred unfamiliar words with a bruised nose and a swollen face.
The learning effect is remarkable.
In private, Akutagawa Silver applied medicine to his brother and sighed: "Brother, why do you insist on doing it against me?"
Akutagawa Ryunosuke suppressed his anger: "I'm not their son!" If Dazai Osamu was a teacher, he could barely admit that the other party was qualified to teach him, but the relationship between father and son would be difficult to accept.
Gin Akutagawa explained: "Mr. Hyakkimaru is a good guy and really cares about us."
Ryunosuke Akutagawa's mind exploded: "Osamu Dazai and I are at odds."
Akutagawa Silver: "..."
Brother, that's not the way to die.
"Dororo, do you think we should take Yin and Ryunosuke out to play in advance? Ryunosuke still doesn't want to talk to me."
In the master bedroom on the first floor, Hyakkimaru is also worried about the situation of Akutagawa Ryunosuke. His son is too autistic and has a bad temper, making it difficult to integrate into a peaceful society.Osamu Dazai is changing the bandages on his eyes. As Hyakkimaru's mastery of the mind's eyes deepens, sooner or later he will be able to open his eyes and retain the precious mind-eye ability.
"Give me a few more days." Dazai Osamu kissed the corner of Hyakkimaru's eyes and chuckled.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke, hehe.
Osamu Dazai has not encountered such a tough bone for a long time.
"Don't bully him too much." Hyakkimaru closed his eyes, embracing Dororo, whose body was no longer soft and more masculine, as if holding a cluster of precious flames, "Ryunosuke is as good a boy as Gin , do not know how to rely on others, and are easily influenced by people who are stronger than him, and one day he will let us down."
Osamu Dazai yawned, and wanted to play a game console under the covers, but was stopped by Hyakkimaru.
"Play the game console tomorrow, and you will secretly stay up late."
"Want to break the record~."
"No."
Hyakkimaru is the person who loves Dororo the most in the world, but he hopes that he will live a healthy and healthy life.
Because of Hyakkimaru's dog nose, Osamu Dazai never kept more than two bottles of alcohol at home, and he drank as much as he wanted, and he never touched cigarettes outside of social activities in the port mafia.Well, even he and Zhong also learn bad things, light a cigarette when they are bored, and dare not go back until the smell is clean.
"Playing game consoles is not acceptable, but is it okay to play puppet games?" Osamu Dazai was still in his impetuous adolescence, his body clinging to Hyakkimaru, and his spirit changed from sleepy to energetic all of a sudden.
"No." Hyakkimaru emphasized his voice, "I'm not a puppet anymore."
Osamu Dazai teased, "Is it okay to be in the form of a doll?"
Hyakkimaru choked, knowing that lovers have a private life, but he was reluctant to bully Dororo, but Dororo would bully him shamelessly, relying on his three times the nerve sensitivity to mess around.
"Dororo..."
"Meow~." I see what excuses you have.
"If you're always like this and don't know how to control yourself, you won't grow taller."
"……"you are vicious.
The current height is not much different from that of Hyakkimaru, and Osamu Dazai, who is unwilling to give up his height, chooses to sleep.
Hyakkimaru chuckled inwardly.
[Dororuo was the cutest when he was a teenager, and he was worried that he would not grow tall. 】
Ordinary life has ordinary fun. Hyakkimaru witnessed the growth of Dazai Osamu, and felt that he raised the other party, but Dazai Osamu felt that he was the one who raised the doll.
【Hyakkimaru, just wait and see, I will definitely be taller than you in the future!Write orthography on your legs! 】
Asleep Osamu Dazai was holding Hyakkimaru, thinking wildly in his dream.
After a week, Hyakkimaru taught Akutagawa Gin the common sense of life outside with peace of mind, supplemented her with words and words, and then gave her and Akutagawa Ryunosuke 3000 yen in pocket money every month according to the situation of Saiki Kusuo's family. , so that Akutagawa Silver will not be any different from other girls of the same age when going out.
The best way not to be looked down upon by others is to have enough confidence and self-confidence.
Besides, they are really good.
Gin Akutagawa was grateful to Hyakkimaru and was obsessed with studying, so he couldn't help ignoring his brother's later situation.
When Akutagawa Gin noticed that her brother's voice of resistance in her ear was less, and the voice of learning was more, she recovered, and was horrified to find that Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who had no good looks to outsiders, was kneeling and sitting on the other side of the tatami. Holding a book in his hand to study honestly, the black broken hair hangs down by his ear, slightly longer, and the tail of the hair is white, just like a rabbit with lop ears.
Osamu Dazai occasionally gave answers to Akutagawa Ryunosuke, highlighting the key points, and more often said impatiently: "You are too stupid, use your brain to remember, I don't want to explain it a second time."
"……Yes."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke successfully succumbed to his oppression.
"Brother?!" Akutagawa Gin was shocked.
"...Silver, study hard." Akutagawa Ryunosuke didn't go to see his sister. He was disciplined by Osamu Dazai alone for a week, living in dire straits, and being beaten in every way.Especially Osamu Dazai likes to play betting games. Ryunosuke Akutagawa has lost his bets many times, and he has been shocked to the point of losing confidence.
Intellectually, he can't catch up with horses.
In terms of force, the opponent can nullify his supernatural powers and beat him violently.
Is this really a two-year age gap...
Akutagawa Ryunosuke lost the sense of superiority of a person with supernatural powers, and was in a trance, unable to read books.For the first time, he felt that he was a fool and an idiot, all because of Mr. Hyakkimaru's love for his sister and getting the care of the two of them.
Osamu Dazai saw his erratic state and threw the game console in his hand.
"I'm going to the toilet and play for me for 5 minutes."
"?!"
Akutagawa Ryunosuke caught the game console in a hurry, he didn't know where to press it, and his head was sweating.
He asked Mr. Hyakkimaru for help: "How do you play this?"
Hyakkimaru couldn't help: "I'm not very good at playing...you see, my eyes are all covered."
Akutagawa Yin said sympathetically, "Brother, come on."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke felt a burst of despair.
Hyakkimaru comforted: "Ryunosuke can play a few more times. After learning the game, Dororo can play with you online. He can't find anyone to play the game every time." Yes, such as Saiki Kusuo, this superpower is an otaku at home, but Dazai Osamu refused to play games with Gubei after losing many times in the game, which caused Saiki Kusuo to be slightly disappointed.
Dazai left for a moment.
After returning, Osamu Dazai stood in front of Ryunosuke Akutagawa, looking at the game console where he had lost ten games.
[Garbage Akutagawa. 】
Akutagawa Ryunosuke shuddered, imitating the gesture of apologizing in TV dramas, kneeling on the ground and apologizing earnestly.
"Sorry, Dazai-san."
Osamu Dazai ignored him coldly, and asked Hyakkimaru: "What TV series is this guy watching recently?" Hyakkimaru recalled his voice, and said, "It seems to be an ancient Japanese TV series. Xiaoyin dragged Ryunosuke to watch it together. The way of speaking inside.” So, don’t be surprised, there will be even more strange ways of speaking in the future.
Osamu Dazai was speechless, he understood the truth that people in the growth stage like to imitate.
Further education is needed...
He took the game console, squatted down, and seeing Akutagawa Ryunosuke's submissiveness towards him, he couldn't help smiling, and said, "Perform yourself well today, and maybe I'll take you and Xiaoyin out to relax tomorrow."
As soon as Ryunosuke Akutagawa relaxed, he saw the other party pointing the game console at him.
On the screen is the text typed by Osamu Dazai——
[Wait for the exam, if you make a mistake, you will die. 】
"..."
All threats must be said behind Hyakkimaru's back. This is Osamu Dazai's educational policy.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke understood.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke cried.
For the first time, father and son and master and apprentice have cultivated a little "tacit understanding".No matter what happened in private, you can't tell Hyakkimaru publicly, otherwise Osamu Dazai will let him know what the end of the complaint will be.
a day later.
They went to the amusement park, Hyakkimaru patted the pale and erratic Ryunosuke Akutagawa on the head, and said softly: "Ryunosuke is very good, and he passed Dororo's exam." Akutagawa Ryunosuke didn't When he had time to avoid it, he looked at him with empty eyes, and the flame of life showed a sluggish look.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke has killed people, and there is a little red spot, which is a crime he committed when he was in the slums.
But he will get better.
Hyakkimaru trusts Akutagawa Ryunosuke so much, and trusts the opponent's performance in the IF line.
After Dazai Osamu went to buy the tickets, Hyakkimaru told him in a low voice: "I apologize for Dororo. If Dororo has gone too far, remember to tell me, don't fight hard, and remember to run away if you are beaten." Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was tortured mentally and physically, felt a little warmth from Hyakkimaru.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke said dryly, "No."
Ghosts would not believe this, Hyakkimaru raised his eyelids a little behind the bandages, and praised again.
"Ryunosuke, do you know what you look like to me?"
"...what kind."
As for how Hyakkimaru saw the world with his eyes blindfolded, Akutagawa Ryunosuke had various guesses, and the closest guess to the truth was that the other party had psychic abilities.
"Stained with a little strawberry juice, a gray-white flame rolled on the ground." Hyakkimaru looked at him as if he saw Dororo who did bad things at the beginning, and his tone was nostalgic, "Only in this respect, you must not Learn from Dororo... I am waiting for you to become a pure white flame of life, which means you let go of the past."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke pursed his lips, Dororo refers to Osamu Dazai, does the white flame of life mean a good person?
"Another point."
Hyakkimaru smiled deliberately, "Ryunosuke stopped smelling, and became clean." He could smell the wicked man's breath, and the "wicked man's flower" on the other party's body was far away from the dark soil before it grew up.
Dororo, is he really teaching the other party with his heart, kicking him into the sun to expose him to the sun?
It's just...a bit brutal.
Osamu Dazai bought the tickets and came back with some marshmallows. He stuffed the strawberry-flavored marshmallows into Hyakkimaru's hand, and said in a voice, "Hyakkimaru, is he talking bad about me?"
Akutagawa Ryunosuke stared stiffly at the food in his hand, which smelled strange and seemed to have a strange taste.The cotton candy Akutagawa Gin got was normal white, poked with a finger, like a cloud, and in this young family, the best treatment was not getting "special" treatment.
"No, Ryunosuke is a good boy."
Hyakkimaru took a bite of the strawberry-flavored marshmallow, and his mouth became sweet, "I ate Dororo."
"Pfft." Osamu Dazai leaned over, "I want to eat myself too!"
Hyakkimaru shared the food with him.
Osamu Dazai left the last white marshmallow in his hand, and he squeezed it into a shape, miraculously shaped it into a Q version of Hyakkiwan, and then swallowed it in one gulp, stingy not to share it with Hyakkiwan.
"I also ate the Hundred Ghost Pills."
The childish behavior of the two "adoptive fathers" and the smell of throwing dog food made Akutagawa Yin move behind his brother.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "What's wrong?"
Akutagawa Silver said in a strange way: "I want to take a bite of my brother's cotton candy."
Brother, show brother-sister love.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke let out an "oh", stuffed the badly colored cotton candy into his mouth expressionlessly, and said unambiguously, "I can't give this to you, it's a reward that Mr. Dazai bought for me."
Akutagawa Silver: "..."
In the next second, Ryunosuke Akutagawa's face was constipated, and he was disgusted by the smell.
"Cough-cough-!"
He coughed violently, covered his throat, as if he had taken a poison, and felt nauseous, and went straight to the nearby trash can.
Akutagawa Gin was startled: "Brother, are you okay?"
Are marshmallows that bad?
Hearing Akutagawa Ryunosuke's cough, Hyakkimaru asked in confusion, "Does his food taste different from ours?"
Osamu Dazai lowered his voice: "I originally wanted to make a rainbow cotton candy for you, but when I found out that it didn't work, I gave it to him... You must not tell him, lest he get carried away."
Hyakkimaru: "..."
Almost, is he going to die?
No, why would he think so?Hyakkimaru's brain refused to think in this direction.
"Let's wait for Ryunosuke for a while before going in..." Hyakkimaru said.
"Tch, you're so weak." Dazai Osamu muttered, "Hyakkimaru wouldn't spit out the food I gave you."
Hyakkimaru: "???"
Osamu Dazai changed the subject: "Hyakkimaru, I learned how to cook ochazuke, next time I will make it for you!"
Hyakkimaru smiled and said, "Okay."
Great, Dororo is still a virtuous Dororo!
It's just... why is the sixth sense reminding him of danger?Where is the danger?Dororo's ochazuke must be delicious, he has never tasted the food that Dororo cooked himself.
Suddenly, Hyakkimaru thought of the delicacy made by Osamu Dazai in the original book, "Dororo, you can also make firm tofu."
Osamu Dazai: "Huh?"
Hyakkimaru said: "The hard tofu that can commit suicide! It is said to be very delicious in parallel time and space."
Osamu Dazai pondered: "...I will... try next time?"
It turns out that he has a talent for cooking.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke walked back weakly, and followed the three of them into the amusement park.
At the end of the whole day, except for Akutagawa Ryunosuke, everyone else had a good time. Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Akutagawa Gin got a dog ear headband with different colors, and Hyakkimaru put cat ears on Osamu Dazai The headband caused Osamu Dazai to look at him meaningfully.
Hyakkimaru: [Dororo must look good wearing this, but unfortunately I can't see it for the time being. 】
Osamu Dazai: 【Hyakkimaru must be hinting at me~. 】
Osamu Dazai did not favor one over the other: "I also want to buy it for Hyakkimaru, what kind of ears does Hyakkimaru want?"
"Wolf!"
"Ok."
After finishing the amusement park, the ears of two huskies stayed on top of Hyakkimaru's head.
Among the three dogs, there was a Dazai cat.
An eerie harmony.
The author has something to say:
【small theater】
Hyakkimaru: Dororo is a cat!
Osamu Dazai: Tsk tsk, it's too difficult for me to mix in the dog breed.
Oda Sakunosuke: Well, although Dazai looks like a cat, I think it's more like...
Osamu Dazai: Oda!
Oda Sakunosuke: Huh?
Osamu Dazai: I am not a dog, I hate dogs! ! !
Oda Sakunosuke: But you are surrounded by dogs.
Osamu Dazai: Uh...
Hyakkimaru: Dororo hates me? (autistic)
Osamu Dazai: No, no, I don't hate you, you are a wolf, the kind that can howl!
Hyakkimaru: Yes!
Akutagawa Silver: Wolves... aren't they dogs? ? ?
Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Mr. Dazai says what he says.
Akutagawa Silver:? ? ?
Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Ahem, what the strong say is right.
Akutagawa Silver: But don't you want to be at odds with him?
Akutagawa Ryunosuke: I did not give up my resistance, I want to defeat this man!
Hyakkimaru: Dororo, have you failed to develop?
Osamu Dazai: No, this is Akutagawa's catchphrase, just like Kazuya Chuya clamoring to beat me every day.
Hyakkimaru: Oh, that's too pitiful.
Osamu Dazai: Leave him alone, if I didn't want to be a good person, I could break his back in a day.
Hyakkimaru: Be gentle.
Osamu Dazai: Alright~, I will be gentle with you at night too.
Hundred Ghost Pills:? ? ! ! ! ! !
Osamu Dazai: Meow~.
Chief Zai: Meow~.
Hyakkimaru: ...
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The Godly Chef girl has her own system
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I have already founded the country, and you say I didn't travel through time
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There's something wrong with this Zerg
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This text adventure game is absolutely addictive
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I have a game world
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Transformed into a villain: I rely on iron pots to make the world of immortals alive!
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