How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

How to save a person who is addicted to eating knives?

This winter vacation, Saiki Kusuo, who is in his last year of high school, plans to give himself a graduation gift.

That is Dazai Osamu in the parallel time and space.

It is bound to play HE.

He said to his mother: [Mom, I'm going to another world to find a way to save the heroine. In the last love drama, there was a parallel space-time line, and the hero was not with the heroine. 】

Saiki Kurumi was also shocked: "How is it possible that there is tragedy in such a sweet story?!"

Saiki Kusuo calmly said: [Yes, an accident happened. 】

The Two-dimensional God refuses to eat the knife, intending to nip accidents in the bud.

"Could it be that the male lead cheated? The female lead lost his memory? The male lead and the female lead were forced to split up, separated from each other?" Saiki Kurumi said a series of tragic stalks, and Saiki Kusuo replied: [Neither, it's the heroine black Transformed and hid, the hero couldn't find his heroine after recovering his eyes. 】

Saiki Kurumi asked: "What is the ending of the heroine?"

Saiki Kusuo's face was deep: [jump off the building. 】

This is the ending that Hyakkimaru himself said. If there is no accident, Dazai Osamu will have jumped off the building ten years later.

Saiki Kurumi hissed. A housewife who likes to watch warm romantic dramas cannot accept this answer. The relationship between the two children is so good, surpassing gender and breaking the shackles of society. It is completely her favorite romantic drama in the past few years. She also wanted to see what the two of them would look like when they grew up.

"Xiao Nan, just go save people! Mom supports you, remember to send the picture!"

The TV series for the winter vacation is set.

Saiki Kurumi decided to hold the napkin box and watch the sadomasochism TV series adapted by his son every day.

Saiki Kusuo: [Mom...]

Saiki Kurumi was puzzled: "Xiao Nan, what's wrong?"

Saiki Kusuo was concerned about the harm next door, and said: [After I leave, remember to ask for help if you have trouble. 】

Saiki Kurumi agreed in a daze, but thought in his heart: [Xiao Nan also cares about her brother, how long has it been since Xiao Nan heard the name "Sorasuke" from Xiao Nan's mouth. 】

Saiki Kusuo has an indifferent face and doesn't care about Saiki Sorasuke!

The scourge can only be dealt with with the scourge...

In the house next door.

"Dororo, we will have good news tomorrow!"

After Saiki Kusuo left, Hyakkimaru seemed to have taken a reassurance, and was so happy that he ate an extra bowl of rice at night.Only Osamu Dazai, who was sitting next to him with his head propped up, was absent-minded. He didn't think that Saiki Kusuo could easily deal with "self". If "self" could be solved so easily, his name would be written upside down.

"Hyakkimaru...it's better not to get too hopeful."

"Why?"

Hyakkimaru was puzzled by his cold water, and discussed with Dororo very rationally: "Sai Mu-kun has the ability to rewind time and space, just rewind time in parallel time and space."

Having said that... Dazai Osamu said: "We will find out tomorrow."

The next day.

They waited for a Saiki Kusuo who doubted his life.

The pink-haired boy floated back, retreated in the bedroom, and read a lot of sadistic literature and romance novels.

He said: [I was wrong, I underestimated Osamu Dazai. 】

This is a neurosis!

He doesn't take off the suppressor, he can only reverse the time of an "object" once a day. In order to see a different ending, he also digs out Osamu Dazai who has been buried in the coffin for more than a year. After going back three times, this person jumped off the building three times with a smile on his face!

Three knives!

Saiki Kusuo's chest was a little congested, and he calmly suppressed the urge to destroy the world.

Enemy, this person is an enemy other than cockroaches and burning halls.

Saiki Kusuo said to Hyakkimaru who was waiting for him pitifully: [Hyakkimaru, I tried my best, this person doesn't want to cheat at all, it's too difficult for me to save a person who is full of death. 】

Hyakkimaru couldn't believe it in his heart, choked up and said: 【Why doesn't he want to live?Isn't it me who has parallel time and space? 】

Saiki Kusuo replied: [Because he thinks he is very happy. 】

Hyakkimaru: […]

Saiki Kusuo said: [Yeah, yeah, I understand your feelings, I also feel the incredibleness of this person... I will try again tomorrow, today's power has entered a cooling-off period. 】

Hyakkimaru solemnly thanked: [Thank you for your hard work, Saiki-kun. 】

[I don't know why he thinks he is happy, but I know it's a fake HE. 】

[Please let him cheat the corpse again! 】

[If Qi Mu-kun feels his conscience is disturbed, I am willing to take responsibility and let him hate me.I just want to see him survive, and then see another "I", I want to be happy in parallel time and space, and don't recall a Dororo who has no chance to meet in the confused world! 】

These words are sincere, Bai Guiwan's nose is sore, the more he thinks, the more he cuts.

How could anyone be so stupid!

Jump off the building!

Dororo, who was afraid of pain, chose the cruelest way to commit suicide, leaving the beautiful world to others.

Saiki Kusuo: [... Hey, stop thinking about it. 】

The success of the Two-dimensional God is due to Hyakkimaru's brain supply knife, and this couple is too heartbroken.

After hesitating for a while, Saiki Kusuo still did not tell the real situation of the parallel time and space.He had received a suicide note specially left for him by Dazai Osamu. The content of the suicide note was nothing more than asking him to save Hyakkimaru of the Armed Detective Agency, and not to resurrect himself.

Saiki Kusuo discussed with Hyakkimaru for a while, then went back to rest.

Hyakkimaru stood up on the tatami and went to find Osamu Dazai who was lying on the sofa playing a game console.

"Dororo!"

"I'm playing a game, Hyakkimaru tell me."

"Tell me, is there any way to prevent you from committing suicide? Let you live!"

"Green green grassland? Planted all over the head?"

Osamu Dazai, who was playing a nurturing game, accidentally spoke the truth.He is full of malice towards his other self, and feels that the other party has Hyakkimaru but does not pursue it, and is completely handing over to others.

"..."

Forget about this move.

Hyakkimaru, who was originally full of motivation and wanted to find out the method, withered, and recorded it in the small book in his heart.

"If Dororo wants to die next time, I will try."

"……No!"

Osamu Dazai put aside the harem ending in the game console and ran to comfort his stricken lover.

"Didn't you entrust the matter to Saiki-kun? Don't think about him anymore!" Osamu Dazai rolled on the tatami with Hyakkimaru in his arms, unwilling to be involved in parallel time and space. In front of you, alive and kicking, able to eat and drink, waiting for Hyakkimaru to be pampered every day!"

Hyakkimaru feels that there are many slots, and I can't tell.

"Dororo...I'm so depressed."

"Hey, let's think about some happy things. Do you have any other wishes? I can help you realize it. The efficiency may be higher than that of the god next door!"

Osamu Dazai boasted of his top-notch skills, comforting Hyakkimaru and dispelling negative emotions.

Saiki Kusuo: [I don't believe it. 】

Hyakkimaru is a beauty in the eye of a beholder, looking at Osamu Dazai with your heart, you can still make up a lovely soul in your brain.

"Dororo, there is another wish... there is one."

"What~."

"Let's learn from Mr. Oda to raise children, one boy and one girl, both sons and daughters."

"...!!!"

Mr. Dazai, who was only 16 years old, stiffened.

Is this... a little too early... I heard that Hyakkimaru means that he is even optimistic about the candidate?

Osamu Dazai struggled: "Can't we watch Odasaku raise children?"

Hyakkimaru said embarrassingly: "It's not raised by us, we are not very close, I want to have a child with Dororo."

Osamu Dazai admitted defeat, "Who do you fancy?"

At worst, they will throw it to Odasaku after raising them for a period of time. The euphemistic name is: life is incompetent, I can’t afford it, my friend, it’s up to you.

Hyakkimaru replied without saying a word: "Akutagawa Ryunosuke! Akutagawa Gin!"

son, daughter!

It is said that it will be super clingy, blushing and shy when it is matured!With a compliment, you will fall down happily!

The author has something to say:

Second more.

Notice that the plot about the IF line will appear in the extra episode, so it is inconvenient to write more in the main text.

Quanquan believes that everyone has also guessed the temper of the leader Zai, and it is not so easy to correct it.

Preview of the next chapter: Akutagawa Brothers and Sisters.

Ask for the nutrient solution to water the next son and daughter~.

The rounding up of this chapter is... Zaigui is planning to have a second child before he gets his marriage certificate!

【small theater】

Osamu Dazai: I regret it, I shouldn't have coaxed him.

Hyakkimaru: You don't love me anymore.

Osamu Dazai: Hyakkimaru, don't follow my words, can't we live together QAQ?

Hyakkimaru (whispering): Raise the child on the second floor, we live on the first floor.

Osamu Dazai: I don't like children!

Hyakkimaru: Not small!

Osamu Dazai: What? ? ?How old is the kid you fancy?

Hyakkimaru (very low voice): Maybe... a little smaller than you.

Osamu Dazai: How much is the smaller one?

Hyakkimaru: Two years old.

Osamu Dazai: ...

Osamu Dazai: Ahhhhh I'm only three and a half years old this year, why should I raise someone who is two years younger than me! ! !