How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

Two people (?) who elope for love.

In the hot spring hotel.

In the morning, Osamu Dazai's cell phone alarm clock rang.

It is very necessary to set an alarm clock, for example, if you sleep too hard, it is easy to miss the time to leave.The Hong Kong and black executives leave the store at noon, and they can return to Yokohama by car together, or they can go back alone.

And they-

After planning for a year, he was able to save enough money and escaped.

On the bed, Hyakkimaru couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Dororo! Get up!" Dazai Osamu, who had already planned his brain, didn't even bother to lift a finger, and rolled around while hugging Hyakkimaru.

Osamu Dazai said pitifully, "I'm so tired..."

He managed to show the expression of the mackerel floating in mid-air, feeling hollowed out.

Hyakkimaru's eyes were all red, and he sobbed all night. His long hair was disheveled, delicate and beautiful, the bandages around his eyes were removed, and he didn't know what kind of bullying posture he was at the moment.God knows how much willpower Hyakkimaru used to hold back, so he didn't open his eyes to see this shameless Dororo.

"I'm ignoring you, you're not allowed to come over here." Hyakkimaru was trembling with anger, instead of being hugged by him, he would rather hug the pillow and bury his face in it to get angry.How could Dazai Osamu listen to his words, act like a baby, compete with the pillow for his position, and specially give him a lively voice "meow".

Hyakkimaru hit him with a pillow when he heard it, but he was reluctant to use force, "Don't bark! You bad Dororo!"

Osamu Dazai's disguise failed, and his face revealed a smug expression.

"Is my barking bad?"

"I don't have a girlfriend like you—no! No one else's girlfriend is like this!"

Hyakkimaru can be said to have personally experienced the consequences of exposing the other party's nature. When in love, he talks sweetly, and when he is deceived, he forgets the previous promise. His petite and lovely "girlfriend" has turned into a flirty mackerel!

"Mackerel! Bandage monster! Fake cat! Liar! Third-rate bastard!"

"Tsk, you learned a lot of bad words."

He was arguing with Hong Kong gangsters in Zhongye, is this guy learning swear words next to him?

This is all Zhongye's fault.

Osamu Dazai changed his voice, and the loli voice evolved into a lady's voice, interpreting what Miss Dazai is.

He said sweetly, "Ananda, was I doing well yesterday?"

"..." Hyakkimaru sobbed, because of someone's shamelessness, after the memory of yesterday stayed in chaos, "What did you write on my thigh?"

Dazai Zhi said happily: "Orthography."

Hyakkimaru said questioningly, "Oh, but don't you think the last touch shouldn't be added?"

Osamu Dazai: "!!!"

Hyakkimaru said: "Sure enough, Dororo is a waste of Roro, and he even plays rounding. If it were me, Dororo's legs could be covered with orthographic characters, but Dororo's body can't do it."

This stalk, the seemingly "simple" puppet actually understands, and it is very powerful when angry.

Every word hurts my heart!

The dumbfounded person was replaced by Osamu Dazai.

[Were you a dead house in your previous life?You know too much, Hyakkimaru! 】

Osamu Dazai cried, "Hyakkimaru, you've learned badly, I'm still growing up, how can you say that about me!"

Hyakkimaru cried louder than him, "I want a cute girlfriend, not a boyfriend!"

Osamu Dazai :-).

It's too late, you only have Dororo who will eat you in this life.

"Hyakkimaru, dear~."

"No kiss... woo woo... don't come over, I won't kiss, move your head away and get up quickly."

Compared to defecting, getting out of bed was more difficult.

a new day.

The two started with a quarrel and reconciliation...

At the time of breakfast, neither of them showed up, which aroused the concern of others.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also in charge of calling the two of them. He knocked on the door, but there was no one inside. Then he asked the person who served them and got the answer: "These two gentlemen have already eaten and left early."

Zhong Yuan raised his eyebrows: "Did they say anything when they left?"

The other party tried to recall, and said: "One of the gentlemen said that he wanted to give a gift to a gentleman named Chuya Nakahara... The other gentleman said, don't bully Mr. Chuya Nakahara."

The person in front of him... is Chuya Zhongyuan.

Zhong Yuan was shocked when he heard it, and grabbed him: "Are you sure he said my name?!"

The other party gave an affirmative answer: "Yes."

It’s over.

Zhong Yuanzhong also had a premonition that he was going to be unlucky, but he didn't even have a chance to stop him, so he wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Dead mackerel! Believe it or not, I'm knocking on your apartment!"

This lockpicking maniac!

Falling in love can't stop you, you have to cheat me!

"Boss, they have already left." Nakahara Nakaya went back weakly to report, Mori Ogai was in a good mood, and even peeled the hot spring eggs for Alice, regardless of Dazai-kun and Hyakki-kun's behavior of sneaking away in advance, "Chuya Jun, sit down and have breakfast together, and you can meet them when you get back to the Port Mafia."

The more fun Dazai-kun is having at this time, the more work he will have to do next year.

Mori Ogai was worried about him always talking about his hairline problem, and silently wanted the student to lose a few hairs.Living in the port mafia, turned upside down day and night, coupled with the obsession with dolls, Mr. Dazai will step into his footsteps sooner or later.

Nakahara Nakaya was full of bitterness, and sat next to Koyo Ozaki.

Ozaki Momiji smiled slightly: "Chuya, Boss is right, you don't have to pay too much attention to them."

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought bitterly: 【I don't want to care about them, it's that mackerel that insists on fighting against me! 】

At this moment, no one noticed that the two had run away.

In a relaxed atmosphere, the port mafia lost a quasi-cadre at the social animal level.

Yokohama, in a curry restaurant.

"Hiss, it's so spicy, so spicy! Hyakkiwan, you must not eat it!"

"……Drink water."

Hyakkimaru put the water glass in front of Dazai Osamu, and Dazai Osamu poured it into it profusely, sweating profusely.Seeing him face the plate of spicy curry rice in such a panic, Hyakkimaru felt that it is true that Japanese people are afraid of spicy food. In his previous life, he could eat a little spicy food, but in this life, his sense of taste strictly controls his eating concepts.

After tasting it, Osamu Dazai said to the boss: "Boss, give him a non-spicy version of curry."

The chubby boss replied: "Okay!"

As for the "hell magma" level spicy curry that Osamu Dazai said, it was given to Sakunosuke Oda who appeared later.Oda Sakunosuke didn't dislike that others don't want it, as long as he hasn't touched it, he picked up the spoon, sat down on Dazai Osamu's left hand side, started to eat his own lunch, and said to Hyakkimaru Amway, "Spicy curry is delicious."

Hyakkimaru tilted his head.

Osamu Dazai was still struggling to eat his own spicy curry, complaining: "Impossible, Hyakkimaru's taste buds are very sensitive, taking a bite of this spicy curry, his body will not be able to bear it."

Oda Sakunosuke went to see Hyakkimaru, "Is he injured?"

Today's Hyakkimaru not only had his eyes covered with bandages, he was keeping his eyes open, his neck and chest were also bandaged, and for the first time, his loose yukata did not reveal his skin.Forget it, the most exaggerated thing is that Hyakkimaru's wrist and calf were also bandaged, which almost blocked everything that could be blocked.

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "That's right."

Hyakkimaru, who kept the doll in standby, raised his eyes, staring at Osamu Dazai, angry.

[Shameless Dororo. 】

Osamu Dazai hurriedly coaxed: "Hyakkimaru is in good health, I just don't want to let Hyakkimaru catch a cold, the temperature is low at the end of the year, so I need to wear thicker clothes, we will go shopping later."

The truth of the matter is of course not the case.

Oda Sakunosuke vaguely sensed something, and swept the skin behind Hyakkimaru's ears, without reminding them, anyway, it was a couple's own pleasure, "Dazai, curry won't taste good when it's cold."

So, eat fast.

"Odasaku..." Osamu Dazai's smile collapsed.

After his own curry rice was served, Hyakkimaru didn't eat it right away, but curiously dipped a little of the sauce on Dazai Osamu's plate with a spoon, and put it in his mouth to try it.

In the next second, his entire face was wrinkled, "Dororo... so spicy..."

Osamu Dazai asked for a bottle of milk that really relieved the spicy taste, and inserted a straw into Hyakkimaru: "Drink it quickly!"

Hyakkimaru obediently bit the straw and drank milk, not daring to try new things.

His ability to eat spicy food was cleared.

During the meal, Hyakkimaru pricked up his ears to listen to the conversation between the two, and occasionally urged Dororo to have a full stomach.Osamu Dazai, under the pincers of the two, had to stuff rice into his mouth limply, and he was too embarrassed to drink milk like Hyakkimaru. For the dignity of a man named "Osamu Dazai", he could only be so spicy that he might get sick at night. Chrysanthemum hurts.

【Hyakkimaru, you must be taking revenge on me! 】

【Odasaku, you must be helping Hyakkimaru take revenge on me! 】

Finally finished a plate of curry rice, Dazai Osamu looked at Hyakkimaru with teary eyes, "I'm done."

He is awesome!It's not waste Luo Luo!

Hyakkimaru touched his head and shared his milk with him: "I haven't finished drinking it, so Dororo will drink it for me."

Osamu Dazai drank the remaining milk in one go.

Rescued~.

"Your relationship is still so good." Oda Sakunosuke automatically forgot the period when the two had conflicts, and said something that shocked the owner of the curry shop, "When you get married, remember to treat."

The owner of the curry shop murmured, "Are you a couple?"

Osamu Dazai tapped the plate with a spoon, "That's right, isn't it? Hyakkimaru and I are couple bandages!"

The owner of the curry shop smiled smugly, thinking he was a very good friend.

People now...

Oda Sakunosuke swallowed the rice in his mouth, satisfying his hobby of eating curry, so he did his duty as a friend to care about the changes on the other person's face, "The bandages on Dazai's eyes are gone." He didn't wear the black coat either.

Osamu Dazai listened expectantly to Sakunosuke Oda's feelings, he must be more handsome.

Oda Sakunosuke said honestly: "Congratulations, the wound on your face has finally healed since I met you."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Hyakkimaru couldn't bear to be deceived by a good man, and said: "Mr. Oda, his eyes have never been hurt, and bandaging is his personal hobby. He thinks it's cool to do that."

Oda Sakunosuke was stunned, and nodded, "It's a very young idea, pay attention to the balance of vision in both eyes."

Osamu Dazai lamented: "My eyes are fine, but your focus is wrong."

Oda Sakunosuke asked, "What's the point?"

Hyakkimaru also "looked" at Osamu Dazai.

The left hand is his good friend, and the right hand is his lover, Osamu Dazai smiled like a winner in life.

"Of course I'm going to elope with Hyakkimaru! I've saved enough money to buy a house!"

"Odasaku~."

"Bring these children, let's go!"

Upstairs in the curry shop is the sound of the children adopted by Oda Sakunosuke running around. The children who have not yet got out of the psychological shadow of the dragon war do not dare to meet strangers, so they hide upstairs to watch them.

After being silent for a while, Oda Sakunosuke said, "But there is no money."

Osamu Dazai said: "I hired you! Have you forgotten that I also paid you wages before?"

Oda Sakunosuke was surprised: "Continue to take care of Hyakkimaru?"

Osamu Dazai shook his finger: "It's wrong, it's taking care of the two of us."

Oda Sakunosuke: "..."

Taking care of Hyakkimaru is understandable, but taking care of Dazai?

For the first time in history, Oda Sakunosuke was rendered speechless by Osamu Dazai, who looked him up and down.

【Excuse me, how old are you? 】

[Three and a half years old! 】

Dazai Osamu hugged Hyakkimaru's half body and rubbed against it. After breaking through the psychological defense line, his feelings rose to a higher level, and he said with a smile: "Don't hesitate, the opportunity is rare, your biggest dream is to write novels, not to leave the port mafia , how do you have time to concentrate on writing novels when you are working at the bottom?"

then.

He mentioned Oda Sakunosuke's Achilles' heel, "Do you want these children to deal with the port mafia in the future? You must know that children of this age like to imitate adults the most."

The children adopted by Oda Sakunosuke are between five and ten years old, and they are the most lonely people.

If this continues, sooner or later he will become the director of the orphanage.

Oda Sakunosuke is not a person who does not know the pros and cons. Some time ago, Dazai told him about this matter, and he was in a state of consideration at that time.After confirming that Osamu Dazai had a reliable future and that his identity could be cleared, he acted decisively and said, "I'll pack up my things right away and submit my resignation report."

Hyakkimaru is happy, Oda Sakunosuke is about to get out of the fire pit!

"Why is Hyakkimaru happier than me." Osamu Dazai was jealous.

"Because, Mr. Oda is a good person with a pure and white soul, and a good person cannot stay in the place of a bad person." Hyakkimaru's statement made Oda Sakunosuke bow his head in embarrassment, unable to imagine that he was a pure and white person.

"And Dororo..."

Osamu Dazai covered his ears, not listening, not listening, it must not be a good word.

Hyakkimaru said: "Dororo, do you know that you are black in gray, yellow in black, with red strokes?"

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide, wanting to cry.

"Excessive!"

The strawberry juice is gone, the marshmallows are gone, and the raccoon Hyakkimaru has given up washing the marshmallows.

——It’s enough not to continue to be black in the bandit’s den.

His request was as humble as ever, but Osamu Dazai found it very difficult.

Osamu Dazai: [It’s okay to turn white, and it’s okay to wash off red, but I don’t want to get yellow... It’s too difficult, wait, is there "yellow" on the flame of life?Is Hyakkimaru fooling me? 】

The shrewd and cunning Osamu Dazai went to see Hyakkimaru suspiciously, even if he was cheated, he suddenly became willing.

Hyakkimaru who was with him was covered in bandages, as if seeing him for the first time.

After so long, Osamu Dazai not only didn't get tired of Hyakkimaru, but also liked him even more, and loved this person's soul even more. Neither of them abandoned each other, and passed the most rare and precious running-in period.

What is the next stage of the couple's love period?

It is "love".

Because of you... I fell in love with this world that kept you.

After lunch, they gave Sakunosuke Oda time to prepare and went to Chuya Nakahara's apartment.Osamu Dazai unilaterally finished his bad deeds and asked Hyakkimaru to watch the wind outside. Hyakkimaru was extremely guilty. Before he left, he smelled the strong and outrageous aroma of dog food in the apartment, covered his nose and asked, "Dororo, how about this?" it's not good."

Osamu Dazai vowed: "I asked him to eat dog food! Dog food is also food that humans can eat!"

Fearing that Hyakkimaru would not believe it, Osamu Dazai grabbed a handful of dog food piled up in the apartment and ate it himself.

"Mackerel flavor~."

"..."

Dog food that tastes like mackerel? ? ?

Dororo, your attribute is no longer clear, is it a fish, a fox, a cat...or a dog?

With deep doubts about the species, Hyakkimaru was dragged away by Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai pried the latest motorcycle that Chuya Nakahara bought. Using his own theoretical knowledge, he rode on the motorcycle and galloped around the city with Hyakkimaru, who had never experienced driving with his lover in two lifetimes.Hyakkimaru sat behind Dazai Osamu, hugged his slender waist, the wind passed by his cheeks and ears.

"Dororo - so fast! Do you have a driver's license?!"

"No! Let's go to the commercial street to buy clothes, and I'm going to buy other clothes for Hyakkimaru!"

They don't need to dress in black to maintain their identity.

as long as you are there.

All is well.

In the end, Osamu Dazai picked out the sand-colored windbreaker that Fate loved in the clothing store, which matched his own hair and eye color very well, and picked out a white windbreaker uniform and light-colored shirt and pants for Hyakkimaru.Seeing that Hyakkimaru was replaced, he gave an amusing "wow", his eyes flashed with other brilliance, and he was thinking about something.

【Hyakkimaru... seems to be suitable for the military and police profession. 】

The enemy of the wicked is nothing more than this.

Dazai Osamu acted as a bad goblin on the path of Buddha's child certification, teasing the other party and destroying the other party's cultivation mood, "Hyakkimaru, don't you plan to open your eyes and take a look at my new look?"

"Imagine..."

"How is it possible, I'm super handsome now!"

"..."

Hyakkimaru only knew that this person's appearance was one step closer to Buteizai, and he let go of the burden on him.

I don't want to admit it anymore, Osamu Dazai has also been changed by Mori Ogai.The earliest Osamu Dazai was a person with a pure and white flame of life. His personality was close to that of a child. He was neither good nor evil. .

Today, Osamu Dazai's position is unbalanced, he doesn't care about good and evil, and is extremely indifferent.

The other party is trying to change back.

for him.

Hyakkimaru let go of his concerns from last night, because he was not used to the way of wearing the windbreaker uniform openly, he buttoned up all the buttons of the windbreaker uniform, and asked obediently: "The day I open my eyes, I want to see the best Look at Dororo, wearing the most beautiful Shiroku, can Dororo fulfill my little wish?"

"..."

"Dororo, your flame has froze."

So, you are cowardly.

Someone who dared to betray the port mafia and quit the supernatural secret service department was afraid that he would be overthrown by wearing Bai Wugou.After all... Physical skill waste is not a label that can be removed overnight, and it is really impossible to beat it.

Osamu Dazai, who doesn't smoke, doesn't drink too much, and abandons evil to do good, thinks seriously about one thing.

How to satisfy my wife's wishes?

This is the whole process of the first day of their defection, and also abducted Oda Sakunosuke.

congratulations.

The next day, Mori Ogai, who received two resignation reports, lost his smile and froze in his position. The relaxation and good mood brought by the hot spring trip disappeared without a trace.

"Dazai-kun—!"

His capable subordinate and student eloped for love! ! !

Before the little bastard left, he maxed out his card to go shopping and bought a bunch of household items!

Dazai Osamu's resignation report reads.

[Mr. Mori, I'm going to accompany Hyakkimaru to be a good person. Next time we meet, I'll send you a wedding candy! 】

"..."

The next time we meet, he just wants to give Dazai-kun a bullet.

Mori Ogai grabbed the landline and said coldly: "Notify the Black Lizard and the combat team to arrest the defected quasi-cadre Osamu Dazai and the low-level member Oda Sakunosuke who left without authorization, and tell Chuya-kun that I allow him to take Dazai-kun is going to beat him to death, as long as he can breathe a sigh of relief."

He doesn't accept this kind of resignation reason to go home and get married!His hairline doesn't take it either!

The port mafia has no feelings!

The author has something to say:

【small theater】

Mori Ogai: Don't leave!The work is not done!Mission not done!Stay and work for me! ! !

Dazai Osamu: Listen, this is the tone of a black-hearted boss.

Hyakkimaru: Ignore him.

Mori Ogai: I’m crying, isn’t Hyakki-kun fond of me? !

Hyakkimaru: Yes.

Mori Ogai: Why do you want to do this!I have a high salary here!

Hyakkimaru: I have money.

Mori Ogai: ...

Hyakkimaru: Dororo and I stayed for a year because of the high salary in Hong Kong.

Osamu Dazai: Hehe, I have money.

Leader Zai: It is Baikiwan who is rich, not you.

Osamu Dazai: ...

Leader Zai: I don’t know how long your private money will last you, and you can’t even get the word “positive”.

Osamu Dazai: A single dog who doesn't eat dog food, why is he barking at me?

Osamu Dazai: Hyakkimaru~, we will continue to draw orthographic characters at night~.

Hyakkimaru: Dororo, you'd better take a day off, and I'll come later.

Osamu Dazai: No!

Hyakkimaru: Then you go exercise for me! ! !

Osamu Dazai: Huh.