How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

Book a trip to the hot springs, check-ups at the clinic.

It's the end of the year for the Port Mafia.

The most chaotic 88 days ended, no cadre was injured or injured, the double black became famous in the first battle, and the port mafia seemed to be seriously injured, but in fact it kept the power of the top and secured its position as the leader.

In the chief's office, Mori Ogai summoned Osamu Dazai, who had the greatest contribution.

The 16-year-old boy in black coat can be seen a little childish, but the temperament of the whole body has settled down, and he is no longer a person who has not been stained with blood.At present, the relationship between Mori Ogai and him is not bad. In private, he allows the other party to call "Mr. Mori", and only asks the other party to call him "Boss" at work. However, with the development of the port mafia, the relationship between the two Being pulled away a bit, Mori Ogai is far less indulgent than two years ago to Osamu Dazai.

This point is doomed since Osamu Dazai chose to take Hyakkimaru out of the clinic, and the two masters and apprentices draw the line.

Mori Ogai smiled and said, "Dazai-kun, it's time to tell me the whereabouts of the legacy."

People who ask for money are always nice.

"Boss, is there a reward?" Osamu Dazai asked for the reward in advance without shame, looking around at the things around Mori Ogai with his kite-colored eyes, as if he was looking for the gift he wanted.

Mori Ogai said generously, "Just mention it."

Osamu Dazai said intentionally, "An Alice."

Mori Ogai didn't speak, and Alice, who was sitting on the carpet, exploded first, "Rintaro! No way!"

Mori Ogai coughed violently a few times, feeling helpless against Dazai-kun's bad taste: "Dazai-kun, Alice is a priceless treasure, I will not trade her, please change the terms."

Osamu Dazai said with a half-smile, "5000 billion for the leader's throne."

The chief's office was suddenly silent, and the guards inside and outside lowered their heads, feeling a trace of panic.

"Dazai-kun, do you like my position?" Mori Ogai looked at each other with dark purple eyes, and the frozen killing intent quietly parted, turning into a fake emotion with a smile, "It's too early to think about such a thing at the age of 16, if you do it well, With the credit this time, I might train you to be my successor."

Osamu Dazai immediately looked bored and disgusted: "Don't be as tired as Mr. Mori."

Mori Ogai coaxed with a good temper: "I have no choice, there are not many people I can trust, and without Dazai-kun helping me with my advice, the dragon war will not end so quickly."

Osamu Dazai complained: "It's so tiring to work overtime every day. I'm still a minor, Mr. Mori!"

Mori Ogai was a little tired.

This kid is always so clever that he is scary at one moment, and pretends to be stupid at another moment.

"What do you want to do?" Just say it.

This was the lowest Mori Ogai's attitude towards Osamu Dazai, he almost pinched his nose and laughed.

The Port Mafia boss can bend and stretch...to settle the score later!

"Let's go to the hot spring together!" Osamu Dazai seemed to have a light bulb on his head, and then thought of something, with little stars in his eyes, and said excitedly, "Mr. Mori still owes me clothes! This time, I must order one for me." Set, I want to take Hyakkimaru to the hot spring, and then change his clothes!"

Mori Ogai put his hands on his cheeks, and asked in confusion, "Is that the only request?"

Osamu Dazai said readily, "Yes."

Mori Ogai felt for a moment that he had misjudged Osamu Dazai, where could he find such a hard-working subordinate?

However, Osamu Dazai is always good at destroying impressions.

Osamu Dazai said resentfully: "Don't forget the bonus, it can't be entered into the salary card, remember to give it to me alone!"

Mori Ogai sighed: "Dazai-kun has grown up..." He even knew that he had saved his own money.

Is it a hot spring?

Not to mention inviting everyone to take a hot spring, a month's vacation is fine.

Uh... maybe there is still a problem.

Mori Ogai, who is a social animal, decided to pay allowances to middle and lower-level personnel, double bonuses to high-level personnel, and pay enough money for the aftermath of the deceased port mafia members after careful calculation.As long as the money is in place, everything can be discussed, Mori Ogai thought so and looked at Dazai Osamu very kindly.

"There is no problem. At the end of the year, we will organize high-level officials to go to Hakone to soak in hot springs."

"Clothes~."

"Twelve orders will be ordered for you."

"It's not me, it's Hyakkimaru. I have the illusion that you want to see me in women's clothing."

"...Well, Dazai-kun and Hyakki-kun are about the same height."

"No! I'm taller than him!"

Under Osamu Dazai's protest, Ogai Mori glanced at his leather shoes. The standard height is 3cm. It is not known whether there is an inner height increase. Anyway, the boy in a suit is taller than Hyakkimaru on the bright side.

Mori Ogai joked: "I don't have his latest physical data, do you want to come to me for a physical examination?"

He thought Osamu Dazai would not agree, but Osamu Dazai agreed.

"Okay, see you this weekend."

"……what."

Dazai-kun, are you overly excited?Well, it's also the age of adolescent restlessness.

Mori Ogai's expression was slightly dumbfounded.

Osamu Dazai stepped forward and put a data disk on his desk, "The most important thing about Dragon Head Wars is here, including the list of aliens with supernatural powers I compiled. I didn't tell the second person, the data Absolutely keep it secret, and if it leaks out, it will be your own responsibility."

The young man who had been raised by Mori Ogai for two years bent down, and after explaining clearly, he brought an inexplicable dangerous aura.

"Boss."

The close distance caused Mori Ogai's subconscious vigilance, and there was always a possibility that the opponent would immediately draw a gun and shoot him down with a playful attitude.

The bigger Dazai-kun is, the harder it is to control.

"Remember to book a room for Hyakkimaru and me when booking a hot spring, and ask for an open-air hot spring!"

"it is good."

The benefit exchange relationship between Mori Ogai and Dazai Osamu, under the effect of this data disk, seems to have a bit more real warmth-this relationship is not usually expensive, 5000 billion.

On that day, several cadres who were either familiar with Dazai Osamu or did not have much dealings with him learned about the hot spring trip.

Zhongyuan Zhong, who is also a quasi-cadre, also relaxed his bones when he heard the words.

"Finally I can rest."

He is not the only one who thinks this way, the high-level gangsters in Hong Kong no longer have to put on a stern face, and the murderous aura all over their body and the dangerous aura coming out of the pile of dead people are all well relieved.

The best gift at the end of the year is peace and travel.

On weekends, the clinic is open.

After more than a month, Hyakkimaru saw Mori Ogai who was too busy to leave work during the Dragon Head War.

"Hello, Mr. Mori." Hyakkimaru looked at the flames of life that were all red up and down, his face was tangled, and he felt a sense of intimacy when he saw an acquaintance.Although it is very courting to think so, as soon as he stepped into the clinic, he missed the time he lived here from the bottom of his heart. He once regarded this place as his second "home" in his heart.

The sloppy Mori Ogai leaned back in his chair and waved to him.

"Hundred Ghost Lord, how is your health recently?"

"very good."

"What about appetite?"

"I have a good appetite. I don't like food with heavy salt and oil. I feel uncomfortable when I eat spicy food."

Hyakkimaru sat on the empty chair, covered his nose, and answered the question obediently.Osamu Dazai, who came with him, wandered around, as if he was looking for the new medicine imported by Mori Ogai, and occasionally took it for a while.

After a while, several rolls of imported medical bandages disappeared.

Osamu Dazai's pockets bulged.

Mori Ogai is not surprised by this, Dazai-kun is a bandage addict, when they lived together, the trash can was full of bandages that were replaced by Dazai-kun and Hyakki-kun.He went to examine Hyakkimaru's eyes, and the other party was wrapped in a bandage, as if he had the same hobby, "What's the matter with Hyakki-kun's eyes?"

Hyakkimaru said: "I want to restore the ability of the mind."

This skill is too practical.

Mori Ogai heard about the disappearance of his mind, and agreed with it, and then looked at his behavior in confusion.

"Hundred Ghosts...is your nose uncomfortable?"

"……Um."

The distance between Hyakkimaru and Mori Ogai was less than two meters, the nostrils were tightened, and he breathed through his mouth.

"There is a smell of disinfectant in the clinic. There is nothing to do about it." Mori Ogai understood his difficulty, but Hyakkimaru was too exaggerated, and moved back a few meters with the chair.

Mori Ogai: "???"

The person who agreed to come to visit him, why did he still dislike him.

Dazai Osamu ran over and asked Hyakkimaru happily, "What is Mr. Mori's smell?"

After killing Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's humanoid ability, Hyakkimaru obtained an advanced version of the sense of smell "the flower of the villain", he can smell the special smell of the villain.Osamu Dazai knew about it, and very "kindly" helped him make up for various real-life floral scents, causing Hyakkimaru to be forced to memorize some knowledge.

Osamu Dazai is the least guilty, he has "Disqualification in the World", except that the power of the mind is too strong to ignore the invalidation power of "Disqualification in the World", other spiritual abilities cannot detect him.

Hyakkimaru said tremblingly, "Heather..."

Dazai was shocked.

Mori Ogai seemed to understand, blinked his eyes, and went to smell his wrist, it didn't smell.

Without further ado, Osamu Dazai found out a professional mask and put it on Hyakkimaru to block the spread of the smell.He said to Mori Ogai in a heartbroken tone: "Mr. Mori, please pay attention to the impact."

Mori Ogai said aggrievedly, "I don't have the scent of heather on me."

Worried that Osamu Dazai would say more slanderous words, Mori Ogai quickly said again: "There is nothing you think!"

Heather Flower, the famous demon king.

It had a weird "smelly smell", literally some sort of masculine fluid.

Osamu Dazai: "Hey."

Alice came out from nowhere, and sniffed Lin Taro, "It only smells like a middle-aged uncle. Could it be that Lin Taro masturbated himself when I didn't know?"

Mori Ogai said sadly: "Alice..."

Alice made a face at him, turned her head and asked Hyakkimaru for poor Rintaro: "Are you sure you smelled it on him?"

Hyakkimaru said dully under the mask: "I can smell it as soon as I enter the door, and it's more obvious when I get closer."

"That's right."

Alice looked stunned, and it was no doubt that Rintaro had become an adult hobby.

Mori Ogai Petrochemical.

He didn't know if he did it or not!And he is in his 30s, so he will have some private time!

It was cold for a while.

Skipping the indescribably silent time, Ogai Mori gave Hyakkimaru a physical examination. He handed over to Osamu Dazai all the places that were inconvenient to touch, which gave Ogai Dazai a chance to justifiably take advantage of it, "Dororo, Don't mess around." "I'm here to help you with the physical examination, and Mr. Mori is standing beside you~."

Osamu Dazai deliberately elongated his tone and asked almost explicitly: "Mr. Mori, do you want to take prostatic fluid?"

Mori Ogai clenched his fist and coughed dryly: "Yes."

It's a rare opportunity, let's give Bai Guijun a physical examination inside and outside.

Hyakkimaru, who understood the conversation between the master and the apprentice, was horrified: "??!!" He jumped into the fire pit by himself!

"I, I don't need to—! Dororo! I am in good health!"

"Listen to the doctor~, Hyakkimaru."

"You colluded!"

"Hey...you can't misunderstand the kindness of Mr. Mori and me. It's not easy to get a free medical examination. Let's go inside a little and draw the curtain so we won't be seen."

"Help--!!!"

This is the stone hammer of the black medical clinic.

Behind the curtain, Hyakkimaru's non-aggressive whimpers followed.

Osamu Dazai comforted him in a low voice.

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Mori Ogai found the stethoscope, hung it around his neck, and acted professionally... Oh no, it was for a physical examination.

After the physical examination, Hyakkimaru hid at the door with a look of lovelessness.

Alice ran to tease him.

Inside the clinic, Mori Ogai was amazed with the examination report, and told Osamu Dazai intuitively: "The Hyakkimaru you raised is amazing. Without a physical examination, I really don't know that his physical fitness has become so powerful, which is close to the theoretical perfection of human beings." The strength of his legs is more than twice that of the original, his hearing and sense of smell are two to three times that of humans, and his skin nerves..." He smiled ambiguously, "More than three times..."

"Wow..." Osamu Dazai's eyes drifted towards the door.

Hyakkimaru took another step back, grabbed the doorknob, and was wary of the two people inside.

Mori Ogai copied a copy of the inspection report, kept a backup for himself, and said, "Dazai-kun, it will be very hard to have such a lover. Your physical fitness is not as good as his. Exercise your physical skills."

It's not that Osamu Dazai didn't think about it, he usually gave up quickly, "No matter how long you practice, you can't beat him."

Mori Ogai sympathized: "I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai exploded, "Mr. Mori! It's in vain for me to respect you, and you slander me so much!"

Mori Ogai said nonchalantly: "I didn't expect that my student would be a taijutsu waste, well, don't pretend to cover yourself, your taijutsu report is still in the drawer of my office. If it weren't for you Your marksmanship is not bad, and I want Zhongye-kun to train your physical skills, which will definitely improve a lot."

Osamu Dazai's face turned black, improving physical skills?I'm afraid I won't be beaten every day.

"Mr. Mori, I'm going to spend the weekend with Hyakkimaru, you should stay in the clinic alone!"

"I have Alice~."

Mori Ogai was deceiving himself as always, showing an idiot expression.

Osamu Dazai despised him, fake loli.

On the other hand, Mori Ogai also despised him for reneging on his promise and getting fat. He promised to keep a doll as a friend, but it turned out to be a boyfriend.

The two bid farewell to Mori Ogai.

Walking on the edge of Saibo Street, Osamu Dazai grabbed the still angry Hyakkimaru and said coquettishly: "Anada, I want to eat the crepes in Yokohama Park, ride the Ferris wheel in Yokohama, and go to see the sea view together .”

Hyakkimaru asked a desperate question: "Are you my boyfriend or my girlfriend?"

Osamu Dazai said cheerfully: "You can be a man or a woman! Any role-playing is OK!"

Hyakkimaru was hit critically.

Hyakkimaru was hugged by his own Dazai Luoluo, and swayed three times like a spinning top.

"I can finally hug you~."

"..."

In the blink of an eye, the 1.4-meter cutie turned into a 1.7-meter-large cutie, and in the future will become a 1.8-meter-plus super cute...Hyakkimaru just wants to cry out.

This Dororo is "fake and shoddy"!

It's very cruel for a loli to become a real lady, but what's even more cruel is that the shelf life of the real lady is short, he grows up without seeing it!

Fraudulent consumption blah blah.

The author has something to say:

First more.

Appeared after 0 o'clock in the second update, the circle is easy to get addicted to code words and forget the time.

Seek nutrient solution to water this article~.

【small theater】

Mori Ogai: Today's Dazai-kun is very lively and cute.

Osamu Dazai: The point is that I gave money.

Mori Ogai: Yes.

Osamu Dazai: What if I don’t give it~.

Ogai Mori: You are the worst bad boy in the world, you will be shot.

Osamu Dazai: A hypocritical adult.

Mori Ogai: However, Hyakki-kun is really cute.

Osamu Dazai: That's mine.

Mori Ogai: It’s okay, I touched it too.

Osamu Dazai:! ! !

Ogai Mori: When I gave him his physical examination for the first time, I asked you specifically if you cared.

Osamu Dazai: What do you mean——? ! ! !

Mori Ogai: That’s right, I was hinting at you at the time, but you didn’t care~.

Mori Ogai: It feels good.

Osamu Dazai: Mr. Scumbag!

Hyakkimaru: Two scumbags!You are one big and one small!

Osamu Dazai: Hey, why did Hyakkimaru scold me?

Hyakkimaru: You bullied me!

Osamu Dazai: Hey, I bully you because I like you.

Hyakkimaru: So you like Chuya too?

Osamu Dazai: ...

Hyakkimaru: Woohoo, scumbag.

Chuya Nakahara (great reading): Hitting is kissing and scolding is love, and love goes deep and kicks with your feet. It's awesome.

Hyakkimaru: But I can't bear to hit him.

Nakahara Chuya (sympathy): So your life is over.