How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

The plan before leaving, the two were 16 years old.

an apartment.

Less than 15 minutes' walk to Port Mafia.

Osamu Dazai, who just celebrated his birthday, is 16 years old this year. He rented an apartment with his own money and gave Hyakkimaru a surprise gift. The two moved out of Mori Ogai's clinic and got their own temporary place to stay.

But Osamu Dazai also told him: "It's for the convenience of elopement."

After saving a year's worth of money, they're ready to leave Port Mafia.

During this period of love, Osamu Dazai, who doesn't know what color the flame of life has turned into, is unreasonable and strong.After all, after the lover's eyes are closed, it is enough to look at people with his eyes. He firmly believes that he is still a cute gray cotton candy.

After get off work today, it was already early morning, and Hyakkimaru was looking for him to eat.

After a year of social life, Osamu Dazai, who is as hardworking as a bee, rolls on the sofa with his legs crossed.

"Hyakkimaru! My feet are cramping——!!!"

Dazai screamed.

In the open kitchen, Hyakkimaru hurried out, picked up the person who rolled on the carpet, and put him back on the sofa. The insidiousness of the other party in the port mafia disappeared completely, and the pain was so painful that he cried and acted like a baby, "It hurts." , the knees are hurting, and the muscles in the arms are also sore, it must be the little dwarf who is jealous and cursing me."

Hyakkimaru was rubbing his legs, heard "jealousy", and then looked at Dororo who was as tall as himself in his arms.

【Dororo, I also want to be sour. 】

【You grow too tall...】

At this time, Osamu Dazai was in a period of rapid physical development, and it took a year to grow up, perfectly out of the category of "loli", and became a teenager whose false voice could no longer pretend to be tender.If Hyakkimaru had met such a tall Osamu Dazai back then, no matter how blind he was, it would be impossible for him to regard him as the heroine of the original novel!

16-year-old Hyakkimaru has a net height of 1.7 meters.

16-year-old Osamu Dazai, who is 1.7 meters tall, is wearing leather shoes with a three-centimeter heel.

The 16-year-old Nakahara Chuya is 1.5 meters six in height, wearing leather shoes with a three-centimeter heel.

Everyone is working very hard to grow taller, only Dazai Osamu is abnormal and out of tune with other people.This person gained nearly [-] centimeters in height in a year, and woke up more than once in the middle of the night because of growing pains, leg cramps, and sore limbs, which made Hyakkimaru, who only grew one centimeter taller this year, feel distressed and envious.

Such growing pains...he wanted it too.

Next door, Dazai Osamu's partner Nakahara made the same eager voice.

ten centimeters...

No, five centimeters is fine...

As long as he could chop off a piece of mackerel's leg and press it on himself, Zhongyuan Zhong would be satisfied.

"Why doesn't Hyakkimaru talk? I want to hear the voice of Hyakkimaru~." Osamu Dazai survived the cramping pain, and began to flirt with his boyfriend who lived with him. The biggest reason he moved out was because he wanted to protect Privacy, don't give Alice in Mr. Mori's house a chance to listen to the corner.

"Dororo, you don't look energetic..." Hyakkimaru stroked Osamu Dazai's eyes.

Osamu Dazai replied, "I've been working overtime."

He secretly said in his heart: Occasionally go to the bar to drink with Oda Tsukuru, so there is no need to teach Hyakkimaru bad.

Hyakkimaru, who doesn't drink, smoke, gamble, or spend money recklessly, can be included in the list of most people's ideal boyfriends.Under Dazai Osamu's support, Hyakkimaru's hands are not rough, and his skin has changed from a sun-drenched wheat color to a clean and fair complexion. The high ponytail has grown a lot, and the loose effect is excellent , exuding classical beauty, is the exclusive treasured scenery of Osamu Dazai every night.

"I heard it's chaotic outside, do you want me to help you?" Hyakkimaru asked him, his swordsmanship hadn't regressed.

"No." Osamu Dazai couldn't bear to let him get hurt, and finally settled down, "Hyakkimaru, don't go to the port mafia headquarters in the near future, stay with Mr. Shoukai."

Hyakkimaru listens to his opinion.

Osamu Dazai, who has evolved from being cute to a big cutie, pulled down his neck and kissed him.

"Help Mr. Sen solve the trouble this time, and let's go."

"Will Zhong be angry?"

"Don't worry about him, he is Mr. Sen's dog now, and he doesn't remember me as the former owner anymore!"

"You can't say that about friends."

"Hyakkimaru, I'm not friends with him! We're enemies! He's the one who taught you to say mackerel! The first thing you said when you saw me was not Dororo, not Osamu Dazai, but mackerel!"

"..."

"Woo, I'm a fish in your heart!"

"sorry."

Hyakkimaru apologized obediently, but he had been caught on this trick for a long time, and he couldn't get past this hurdle no matter what.

"The matter of the 5000 billion inheritance is a big deal. The Supernatural Secret Service is contacting me. Please warm me up a sandwich." Osamu Dazai felt the vibration of the phone, turned over, and ran to the side to answer the call.

Hyakkimaru went to the refrigerator to find the leftover sandwiches from yesterday, and put them in the microwave.

Out of the corner of his eye, he watched the people in the living room.

A brown-haired boy in a black suit stood at the window, opened the curtains, and watched the city of Yokohama in the early morning. There was no expression on his face, as if he was explaining the facts indifferently: "The port mafia is fully controlling the situation, and it depends on the situation." Here it is, it's out of control, everyone wants the rich man's inheritance, yes, including the port mafia, 'we' need this money urgently to make up for the loss."

Spotting Hyakkimaru's gaze, Osamu Dazai quickly changed into a smiling face, and blew him a kiss across the air.

Hyakkimaru: "..."

After thinking about it, Hyakkimaru imitated the action on the publicity sea mark and compared his heart.

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide and was so sweet.

[Hundred Ghost Pills~. 】

However, the serious voice on the phone spoiled the atmosphere. If he wanted to talk about casualties with him, Osamu Dazai had to turn his back and talk, so that Hyakkimaru could not see his bored expression.

As if feeling that he didn't care much, the person in charge of contacting him from the Supernatural Secret Service shouted.

"Osamu Dazai!"

"You are an intern in the internal assessment of the Supernatural Secret Service Division. You have joined the Port Mafia for two years. According to your position, you are already a quasi-cadre, and the information you can provide is more than that simple. Facing the crisis of the entire city, order Please do your best to complete the information transfer work!"

"Any sloppiness may cause our casualties!"

The speaker's language skills are very high, and he didn't use official language to suppress him, and then said tactfully: "You are an excellent talent, the person with supernatural powers that Chief Farming likes, I hope you think clearly, don't stay in the port mafia for too long Just forget your own identity, since you joined the Supernatural Secret Service Division, you have been different from them, the feeling of living under the light is incomprehensible to people in the dark."

Hearing the last sentence, Osamu Dazai had a little reaction.

"Well, for the sake of light." He said a secret indifferently, "The port mafia's cards are higher than other forces. Even if the government does not join the chaos, this matter can be settled within this year."

The investigator of the Supernatural Secret Service Section was dubious: "Really?"

Osamu Dazai said: "If you don't believe me, I can't do anything about it. You are not the only ones who want to restore peace. Continuing the chaos will not benefit the port mafia at all." He, an "intern", readily hung up the other party's phone, "No I will hang up the matter first, there is something to do here."

Osamu Dazai put aside the troubles of the big shots, and went to eat the hot sandwich made by Hyakkimaru.

Before taking a few bites, Osamu Dazai received new news.

[The government will intervene. 】

"whispering sound."

Osamu Dazai had no accidents, and was still upset, which meant that his own words had no weight in the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

"A system that is rigid, self-righteous, and demands a bunch of organization."

"If you don't like it, you won't go."

Hyakkimaru poured Osamu Dazai a glass of fresh milk and listened to the whole process.

He was also faintly displeased.

The Supernatural Secret Service Division clearly treats Dororo as a rookie, playing with the tricks in the workplace, handing over the dirtiest and most tiring work to the rookie, calling it assessment, and taking the treatment that should have been given as the newcomer. as a reward.

The entire Japanese society has the bad habit of boiling seniority like this.

Except for Hong Kong and Black.

"My Dororo is the best, and it's the best wherever I stay." Seeing Osamu Dazai gulp down the milk, Hyakkimaru poured him another glass angrily, "Don't listen to their nonsense, Dororo works every day to protect the order of Yokohama City, much harder than those people, when we leave the Port Mafia, we will find a good organization to find another job, and let their boss regret it!"

Osamu Dazai couldn't drink anymore, and begged for mercy: "Hyakkimaru, two cups are enough!"

Hyakkimaru put the third cup in front of him, "I want to drink it."

Dazai raised an eyebrow.

Hyakkimaru admitted: "I want to grow taller, I can't be shorter than Dororo, and now I can drink milk in time."

Osamu Dazai looked at him with his cheeks propped up, dreaming wildly.

Ah, I can take Hyakkimaru with me right away, and get rid of Mr. Mori's oppressive behavior...

"Dororo."

"Hmm~."

"Although the port mafia is a den of bandits, Mr. Sen managed to make the port mafia turn around. We have to leave, so don't hold him back, so that we can say a few words when we meet in the future."

"Who wants to talk to Mr. Mori..."

"Dororo, Mr. Sen takes good care of us, and is your teacher."

"Oh."

[It's not that I'm useful. 】

Osamu Dazai knew pretty much the old man's mind, the relationship between the teacher and the student, can be regarded as covering the essence of interest exchange with a layer of false warmth, and spent several years together.

"Does Hyakkimaru like Mr. Mori?"

"I don't like it, he is a bad guy who does good deeds, and it is impossible to turn white in this life."

Realizing that he was speaking too firmly, Hyakkimaru changed his words: "As long as he is the leader of the port mafia, he will move forward in darkness and fall in sin. I don't like such people." In terms of good and evil, possess Hyakkimaru insists on his philosophy, "There are so many good white people in the world, why should I like black people? I won't look at things that I can't see clearly in the dark."

"Dororo, don't be a bad person. Once you become bad, other good people will not come near you."

"Pfft, you actually told me a big truth."

"A momentary thought."

Hyakkimaru was reminded of the IF line by his words, and he didn't want Dororo in any world to be so miserable.

"I am very happy living with you, Dororo."

won't let you die.

It won't... make you sad.

The gunshots outside suddenly passed through Hyakkimaru's eardrums. Hyakkimaru's hearing was extremely sharp, his pupils shrank, and his eyes became lifeless for a moment, as if a wild beast had sensed someone invading its territory.Osamu Dazai held his hand, "This place is too close to the port mafia, and some people who don't know how to live or die are provoking our people."

Hyakkimaru said, "There are innocent residents."

Osamu Dazai let go of his hand helplessly, and watched Hyakkimaru find the samurai sword, "Are you going to save them?"

Before going out, Hyakkimaru said: "If I hear it, I can't just sit idly by."

The bad guys should be hit.

Osamu Dazai rested his chin: "Don't get hurt."

Hyakkimaru let out a "hmm" and went to deal with the shooter as quickly as possible.In less than half an hour, he came back again, holding a comatose little boy in his arms, and asked at a loss: "Dororuo, when I went there, there was a series of car accidents on the road. The parents of this child have already died." dead, what should I do?"

Osamu Dazai silently took out his mobile phone and dialed someone: "Odasaku, I have an orphan here."

Oda Sakunosuke: "???"

Osamu Dazai smiled: "I gave it to you, you are welcome."

Do a good deed every day, please be sure to accept it, so as not to affect the lives of him and Hyakkimaru.

——It’s good to have friends.

The author has something to say:

First more.

The second more appeared at night.

After paying off the debts in the circle, come to solicit votes T_T, and be a diligent author.

【small theater】

Osamu Dazai: Oda Tsukuru~.

Hyakkimaru: Oda...sir, sorry for the trouble.

Oda Sakunosuke: Oh.

Hyakkimaru: Dororo can help me do good things together, and if you don't complain about me, it is already progress.

Oda Sakunosuke: Well, it’s incredible.

Osamu Dazai: How can I be so bad!

Hyakkimaru: Dororo, let's clean it up together.

Osamu Dazai: Good.

Hyakkimaru: Don't become hopeless like Dororo in parallel time and space.

Osamu Dazai: Huh?

Leader Zai: It hurts my heart.

Hyakkimaru: I like a dimly lit lighthouse, not a dark night.

Leader Zai: But my dark night will help you remove all stumbling blocks, and you can survive without a lighthouse.

Hyakkimaru: I don't like it.

Leader Zai: I cried.

Hyakkimaru: You won't change even if you cry, so stop crying and find another me.

Chief Zai: ...

Osamu Dazai: Tsk, he is cowardly, he is cowardly.

Chief Zai: Shut up!You have hidden a lot of private money!Guy who lives off other people's cards!

Osamu Dazai: Hiss.

Chief Jae: I'm rich, I'm super rich, I don't need to be in a relationship! ! !

Hundred Ghost Pills:? ? ? !

Osamu Dazai (whispering): This guy is crazy.