How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

The arrival of Bai Lan, the different directions of Butei or Gang Hei.

Early in the morning, Osamu Dazai, who had not yet gone to work, received a call from an unfamiliar number.

"What is it?"

"Dazai-kun, dear friend~, can I join you?"

"No."

The way Italians speak Japanese is disgusting.

With a "snap", Osamu Dazai hung up Bailan Jesso's phone, lay back and continued to sleep.Hyakkimaru was woken up by his movements, keenly heard the phone call just now, goosebumps came out, no one in his impression was a good person, and where did the 15-year-old Dazai Osamu come from?

"Dororo..."

"Don't worry about it, a person who doesn't know what caused the trouble and wants to use us as a shield."

Osamu Dazai pointedly exposed Bailan Jesso's intentions, but Hyakkimaru's focus is not how troublesome that person is, but who that person is, "Is he Dororo's friend?"

Osamu Dazai quickly said: "No."

Osamu Dazai's cell phone vibrated again with a text message.

Hyakkimaru squeezed his face towards him, wanting to see the contents of his mobile phone, so Osamu Dazai turned on the phone and let him read it.

The two of them read a text message for help from a certain white orchid together under the quilt.

【Dazai-kun, there are too few people I can go to. If you don’t accept me, I can only go to some organizations you don’t want to see, and I was just kicked out by Mr. Ranpo from the Armed Detective Agency...】

Sitting in the coffee shop downstairs of the Armed Detective Agency, wearing a hat and making a simple disguise, the white-haired boy was about to cry, holding his mobile phone and typing, the Armed Detective Agency on the fourth floor because of him The arrival of , triggered a small earthquake, because for the first time, Ranpo Edogawa forcefully drove a desperate help-seeker out.

The members of the Armed Detective Agency looked serious and were discussing this matter. Edogawa Ranpo said angrily: "I won't allow it! You must not bless him, he is a super super trouble!"

"But... he claimed to be homeless, he was hunted down in Italy, and he traveled across the ocean to seek refuge..."

"This is his problem!"

"He said he was still in school and had no criminal record..."

"no!"

"He's only 15 years old, Mr. Ranpo..."

"It has nothing to do with age!"

Edogawa Ranpo put his hands in a crossed posture, a big fork, "Tell him to get out, you can't stay on the first floor! I hate seeing him, I can't breathe in the same building as him!"

Edogawa Ranpo, who had a stress response like this, was like a small animal with fried fur.He understands the kindness of the members, and is extremely afraid that the Armed Detective Agency will agree to protect this person, and then bear the international danger caused by this person. Stable life is destroyed!

Fukuzawa Yukichi shouted: "Walk around, sit down! Calm down!"

Edogawa Ranpo's body trembled, sat down, and said to his own president in a crying voice: "You can't take him in."

Fukuzawa Yukichi sighed and began to ask a few key questions.

"Is Brandon Jesso's name real?"

"Yes."

"Has Brandon Jesso ever killed anyone?"

"No……"

"Bran Jesso found the Armed Detective Agency because he knew it personally and wanted to ask for help, not because of some reason to calculate the Armed Detective Agency?"

"..."

Edogawa Ranpo couldn't speak, his eyes avoided Fukuzawa Yukichi, and he did not forget the original intention of establishing the society.

Help others and address the gray areas that the government doesn't easily address.

"I know that Ranpo is for the good of the Armed Detective Agency, and I don't want members to get involved in disputes." Fukuzawa Yukichi used to kill people for the country, but now he still has the courage of a "Silver Wolf", practicing his own vision of establishing an armed detective agency Faith, "I ask you the last sentence, and you answer me truthfully, is he innocent? Is he cornered?"

Edogawa Ranpo was dejected: "Yes..."

Bailan Jesso's biggest hole card when he found the Armed Detective Agency was that he hadn't done anything bad in the conventional sense.

"Innocent" is the best protective color on him.

Icy white.

It's also...the white kind.

The only person who can realize how dangerous Bailan Jesso is at first glance, except for the wise Hyakkimaru, is Edogawa Ranpo.Edogawa Ranpo didn't want him to succeed, so he hurriedly put on his glasses, leaned over to the window, went to see the open coffee shop downstairs, and couldn't wait to activate his supernatural ability "super reasoning".

A second later, he said: "This guy has someone he knows in Yokohama, and he is not desperate!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi stared at Ranpo in surprise.

Edogawa turned his head in disorder, and said aggrievedly: "President, believe me, as long as we don't show up, someone will come to pick him up later... Please, wait another hour, the person he knows probably Haven't gotten out of bed yet."

Fukuzawa Yukichi chose to trust him and nodded, "Okay, let's wait another hour."

Armed detective agencies have their own stand.

But he can avoid some great troubles. As the president, he will also make corresponding judgments for the members.

after an hour.

Brandon Jesso is still waiting for his "savior".

Edogawa ran at a fast pace, rushed to the desk, and dialed a client's number with a landline.

"You do not have to work?"

"Get up! Get up quickly! Drag that person away!!!"

"This detective is about to collapse!!!"

The 19-year-old Edogawa Ranpo almost rolled on the ground, asking the opponent to throw the scourge of Bailan Jesso into the trash can.

half an hour.

A yawning voice appeared on the other side of the phone: "It's Mr. Ranpo..."

Edogawa Ranpo burst into tears: "Mr. Bandage, you finally woke up, how are you thinking? As long as you take him away, I will treat it as a debt to you, and I will help you settle a matter for free in the future."

As soon as the negotiations started, Edogawa Ranpo fell into a disadvantage. There was no other way. Bai Lan was the first to come to the Armed Detective Agency, forcing the Armed Detective Agency to negotiate with Osamu Dazai. In the end—no matter where he arrived Under the protection of any force, he was able to temporarily escape the Italian intelligence network and gain some respite.

"Two favors."

"Don't go too far, a favor makes this detective think highly of you!"

"Three favors."

"Mr. Bandage, believe it or not, next time we will meet in the bureau!"

"Wow, Mr. Ranpo from the Armed Detective Agency can also threaten people..."

Under Dazai Osamu's banter, Edogawa Ranpo didn't dare to be so arrogant anymore. The point is that the president looked at him with disapproving eyes, and all the members could hear their conversation clearly.

Kunikida Doppo thought to himself: [It's so strange that Mr. Ranpo can learn to threaten people. 】

Edogawa Ranpo, the "brain" of the Armed Detective Agency.

The other party is a well-known detective in the police station circle, the top life waste in the hearts of the members, can get lost when going out, can't even learn to ride a bus, lacks all knowledge related to "common sense", but possesses unparalleled reasoning ability.The appearance of Bailan Jesso this time may trigger a follow-up crisis, which made Edogawa Rampo learn to "grow".

Edogawa said dryly, "I'll invite you and Hyakkimaru to drink wave soda, and let your people take him away. I don't want him to know the members. This guy is here for me and the president... "

His "super-reasoning" and the president's "better than others" are all what Bailan Jesso wanted.

The former can help him avoid Fengtai.

The latter can try to help him solve the problem of ability.

Edogawa Ranpo hates this kind of purpose. On the one hand, he seeks help from an armed detective agency, and on the other hand, he has sufficient information to gain favor with people in the most sympathetic way.Bai Lan Jiesuo is not a bad person, but he is not a good person either. Once he is allowed to contact the president and members of the club for a few days, he cannot guarantee that other people will not develop friendship.

In the ward of the clinic, Osamu Dazai covered his phone on the bed and asked Hyakkimaru, "Hyakkimaru, do you want to drink wave soda?"

Hyakkimaru said simply: "I want to drink the wave soda that Mr. Ranpo invited."

only……

Hyakkimaru was too curious, who could cause Edogawa Ranpo to panic, and found it in Dazai Osamu of the port mafia. The two should have never had contact at this age.

"Dororo, who did he ask you to take away? Tell me the name."

"Bran Jesso."

Osamu Dazai said the troublemaker's name.

"Bai... Lan... Jie... So..." Hyakkimaru lowered his head and read the name of the foreigner, then suddenly raised his head, grabbed Dazai Osamu's cell phone, and said to Edogawa Ranpo: "Mr. Ranpo, wave soda Stop drinking, goodbye!"

Edogawa's steps were sluggish.

Osamu Dazai looked at the phone that was hung up by Hyakkimaru, and felt the same shock.

The puppet actually hung up the phone? !

Hyakkimaru said seriously: "Dororo, don't touch this person, he is a villain, leave him to Mr. Ranpo."

Osamu Dazai burst out laughing at him, and said in his heart: 【You killed this kind of scoundrel once again. 】

"Hyakkimaru, what if he insists on coming to me?"

"I killed him."

Hyakkimaru has no intention of showing mercy to those who caused trouble and destroyed the world in other worlds.

All the people named Brandon Jesso are bad.

and--

This is also a lolicon (×).

Edogawa Ranpo of the Armed Detective Agency was thrown into a mess by a gust of wind, and lay down on the table listlessly.

"It's over."

This troublemaker will depend on them.

On the first floor, Bailan Jesso received a call from Osamu Dazai, and the other party said: "Hyakkimaru does not welcome you, but for the sake of your helping Hyakkimaru, I am very optimistic about you, go to the Armed Detective Agency!"

Brandon Jesso stirred the coffee and said, "Am I that annoying?"

He is slightly helpless, after all, he is 15 years old, even though he has a lot of knowledge, he still feels resentment.

Therefore, he cursed with a smile.

"Dazai-kun, I hope we will become colleagues in the future."

"..."

Dazai took back what he wanted to say, and automatically removed the Armed Detective Agency from the list of his next job.

Heck, he doesn't want to be colleagues with Brandon Jesso.

……

In parallel time and space, facing Bailan Jesso who also came to him, "Osamu Dazai" chose to accept the matter of protecting him, and he also set out his own conditions: "Help me to become the leader, and then I will follow you Keep."

Brandon Jesso agreed.

The port mafia now has an all-knowing tipper.

"Osamu Dazai" finished finding a place for Bailan Jesso, looked at the void without focus, and thought indifferently.

【I don't have Hyakkimaru to help me refuse...】

Forgiving him would save such an unforgivable villain.

after all……

He's even worse.

Under a certain rule of time and space, the memory of "Osamu Dazai" who is in the same timeline is clouded, and he can hardly remember the "Hyakkimaru" ten years later seen in the parallel time and space, but vaguely remembers that the other party seems to be Crying and asking him a question.

【what are you saying? 】

[Are you talking to me, or are you talking to another me? 】

【You...seem...don't know me...】

Ever since he knew that there was a Saiki Kusuo in parallel time and space, and after investigating in his own world, he found that there was no such almighty superpower, "Dazai Osamu" had ideas other than expensive artificial prosthetics and illusion prosthetics— —Please ask Saiki Kusuo to save Hyakkimaru ten years later!According to the traversal coordinates left by the ten-year rocket launcher, the other party can go back in time, locate the parallel time and space ten years later, and come to his own world!

Bailan Jesso said that his own world is another projection in the lake of parallel time and space.

The only Hyakkimaru in the world.

The "Hundred Ghost Pills" brought by the ten-year rocket launch is his "Hundred Ghost Pills". He will secretly take care of people who have been strangers for ten years in the future, but in the end.The artificial organs used by the other party are black technology that the armed detective agency cannot afford. Every move is undoubtedly normal. There are obviously no traces left by him, but it can be seen everywhere that it is his handwriting.

This is the result of ten years of planning.

"Osamu Dazai" whispered: "Look, fate hopes that I don't know you. Only when I stay away from you will you be happy, and Saiki Kusuo will pity you who have not obtained happiness in parallel time and space."

Only in this way……

Saiki Kusuo has the opportunity to cross the world to save you, and he can also end the curtain with peace of mind.

This is a help left by the helpless "Osamu Dazai" for the future "Hyakkimaru". He can't let the other party go to another world, and he can't gather so many demon gods. The only way to get rid of the fire is to turn to Saiki Kusuo.

Use ten years of time in exchange for one visit of Lord Shenming.

It doesn't matter whether he succeeds or not, he will do what he can...

—May you be well.

The author has something to say:

【small theater】

The leader who is not yet in position: I am only one Kusuo Ameng away from Osamu Dazai in the text. (gap between fingers)

Saiki Kusuo: ...

Leader Jae: So, I'll leave it to you later.

Saiki Kusuo: Don't make excuses for your coward, thank you!I am not Kusuo A dream!

Osamu Dazai: Tsk tsk, coward.

Hyakkimaru: Scared.

Osamu Dazai: Hyakkimaru, what are you afraid of?

Hyakkimaru: There is a man here who is very good at using knives. Is he a blade manufacturer?

Chief Zai: ...

Osamu Dazai: Pfft.