How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

15 years old, a most beautiful age.

Port Mafia Headquarters.

Mori Ogai and Alice went first to the office of the port mafia chief, while Dazai Osamu did not take Hyakkimaru through the main entrance, but went to the underground parking lot and went upstairs through the private elevator.

The elevator went up at a high speed, and I took Hyakkimaru to relive the panic feeling of taking the elevator.

He has been away from the modern environment for too long, and suddenly returns, not much different from the ancients.He held Osamu Dazai tightly with one hand, and instinctively put the other hand on the hilt of the sword at his waist. If something happened, he could split the elevator immediately. His behavior was as usual to make Osamu Dazai laugh. Osamu Dazai asked him: "Remember your reaction last time?"

Last time, Hyakkimaru panicked like a dog and was dragged into the elevator by Osamu Dazai, and one leg fell out of the elevator.

Elevators are not friendly to blind people with acute perception.

Hyakkimaru said obediently: "I don't remember."

Black history does not recognize it.

His brown eyes were staring at the metal wall of the elevator. The wall showed a mirror effect, reflecting himself and Osamu Dazai. He was still dressed in a yukata, while the other party changed into a black suit and black overcoat.

Returning to the modern Osamu Dazai, he is doomed not to be the lively and lovely Dororo in his heart all the time.

Well, a special evolved version of Roro Dazai.

Osamu Dazai said: "At the port mafia headquarters, you stay with me. When I'm not around, go find Chuya. He is the guy you mistook before. I will take you to see him later. Except me, Zhongya Yes, Mr. Mori, Alice, others don't need to have too much contact, but..." He looked at the elevator's camera and smiled slightly, "Sister Hongye likes you very much, she is a mature big sister, do you have Sora can go and have a cup of tea with her."

Hyakkimaru followed his line of sight and saw a long-lost camera, which was the source of the sense of surveillance.

"Hongye...?"

A vague image of a woman in a kimono appeared in his mind.

The supporting actress Ozaki Koye in "Bungo Stray Dogs" is a beautiful woman who seems to be friendly to her own people. Her identity is a cadre of the port mafia, and her supernatural power is the three-dimensional work "Golden Yasha".

Hyakkimaru thought that he would have the freshness of seeing other anime characters, but in fact he was calm and calm, even if the goddess in the otaku heart of his previous life appeared in front of him, he would at most take a look and then lose interest.Even after getting a complete body for more than a week, his mental state is still between a doll and a human.

Dolls ignore the world.

Human beings are affected by the environment.

The human beings who can easily affect his emotions, one is Jukai, and the other is Osamu Dazai.

"I only want Dororo." Hyakkimaru doesn't like the complicated outside world, and he and Osamu Dazai have made psychological preparations when they came to this world, so that the wind and rain will not affect their relationship. "Dororo is not here, I will find it alone." place to stay."

Osamu Dazai deliberately said: "What if someone comes to abduct you?"

Hyakkimaru replied: "No one can abduct me, I will find you with my eyes and breath."

The elevator has arrived.

The door opened slowly, and an environment like a modern office building appeared, opening up an untouched world for Hyakkimaru.

[This is... the port mafia...]

"I'll take you to the top floor to see the scenery later." Dazai Osamu went to see him, "Now come with me to meet Chuya."

Hyakkimaru raised his heart.

[Central Plains Chuya, Gravity Manipulator, King of Sheep, Desolate Human Host, Kind-hearted Mafia Who Will Help Granny Cross the Road, Hat Rack, Dark Dwarf, Slug...]

In the Wudou faction's office, Zhong Yuan Zhong also sneezed several times in a row, and said puzzledly: "Who is speaking ill of me?" After he looked at who was knocking on the door—oh!Found the culprit who scolded himself!

"Dead mackerel, your vacation is finally over!"

"……Yo."

Osamu Dazai poked his head out from the outside, his expression darkened for a second with a smile, and a not-so-good memory was brought back.He turned back and said to Hyakkimaru: "Hyakkimaru, this guy who is 1.5 meters tall, weighs no more than [-], has orange hair, and wears a hat is Nakahara Chuya, also known as slug. Be my dog."

"Tai-zai-zhi-!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also accepted the critical blow as soon as he opened the screen, the veins on his forehead burst out, and his expression was distorted.

Dazai took the opportunity to push the door open.

Most of the image of a good man in Hyakkimaru's heart was shattered, and he was frightened by the orange-haired boy who was on the verge of eruption, so he protected Osamu Dazai behind him, and he himself endured the murderous aura from this frontal impact, [This is Chuya Chuya? ! 】

When Zhong Yuan saw him, he was stunned, stuck at the boundary between wanting to get angry and calm down: "Hyakkimaru?"

Hyakkimaru didn't know what to say: "Hello..."

Osamu Dazai tugged on Hyakkimaru's sleeve and said bad things: "Hyakkimaru, don't feel sorry for him, he is such a bad-tempered person, if you are not here, he doesn't know how he would bully me." After finishing speaking, he faked cry.

Zhong Yuanzhong also mocked viciously: "You are crying for me, what are you taking eye drops for?"

Immediately, he suddenly reacted: "Hyakkimaru, you can hear my voice!"

Another second.

He finally realized the changes in Hyakkimaru, and raised his voice suitable for rock, "Your eyes and limbs are alright???"

The boy in the bathrobe in front of him had a slightly classical beauty, his pupils were bright and clear like glass, he was no longer a gray-brown dead thing filling his eye sockets.At the same time, his figure is no longer like a thin and fragile bamboo pole. He is 1.7 meters tall, his limbs are well-proportioned, and he contains explosive power. Even the knee-length bathrobe cannot hide his thin and powerful thighs.

Not seeing each other for just a year, the other party's temperament is exactly the same as before, but his body has undergone earth-shaking changes.

The boy is still Hyakkimaru.

A complete, unique Hyakkimaru that has been reborn through suffering.

This shocked Zhongyuan Zhongye on the spot, ignoring the fact that he was not friendly at first sight, "How did you do it?"

Hyakkimaru gradually lowered his guard: "I have taken back...all...that I lost..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also burst into laughter and gave a sentence.

"Good job!"

His azure blue eyes were full of sincere joy, his face lost his anger, and he was reckless and free and easy, which perfectly subverted the image of the villain boy who was about to explode just now.There are many good people in the whole world of "Bungo Stray Dogs", and not many can stick to good thoughts in the dark. Only then did Hyakkimaru see the good side in him, and he couldn't help blinking his eyes, feeling dazzled by the other party's brilliance , the other party is a person who is more beautiful than the flame of life.

"You are more beautiful than the flame of life..." Hyakkimaru liked the matching color of his hair and eyes.

"Huh? Thank you for the compliment." Chuya Nakahara said reflexively. After finding out that Osamu Dazai was not happy, he became happy, and he invited Hyakkimaru in high spirits: "After get off work, I will treat you to a meal."

"It depends on whether Dororo has time. I'll follow him." Hyakkimaru shook his head, and dragged Osamu Dazai into the office. Osamu Dazai muttered, "You really like him."

Hyakkimaru said frankly, "It's because Dororo's dress is too gloomy."

Dazai pouted.

Everyone is dressed in dark suits, so why should they take advantage of the color of their hair and eyes.

Hyakkimaru said expectantly again: "I like Shiro Wugou."

Killing style Bai Wugou!

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "In the future, there will be..."

I'll wear it for you, thank you.

Hearing that the content of their chat was not right, Zhong Yuanzhong also interjected in confusion: "Isn't that what you wear for wedding?"

The atmosphere suddenly became cold.

Nakahara Nakaya came to his senses, staring at the two of them, Hyakkimaru had a "yes" expression on his face, and Dazai Osamu had no consciousness of defrauding a disabled person to marry him, and he was also an eyesore, so he waved his hand: "I'll Take Hyakkimaru to visit the headquarters of the Port Mafia, so that no one who doesn't know him doesn't know him, so the little man will continue to work."

He took Hyakkimaru away in one go.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also out of breath, and punched the desk: "Just have fun first!"

When you are free, you must tell Hyakkimaru—your true face!

Garbage mackerel!

Bullying the handicapped, bullying a blind man, how could they still look up to you when they are back to health!

Thinking about it this way, Zhong Yuanzhong also felt at ease: "Only the blind can admire you."

The high-level dormitory room of the port mafia is also the place where Dazai Osamu and Hyakkimaru lived temporarily. Dazai Osamu opened the curtains to let the outside wind blow in, and stepped on the carpet with his feet, no longer gloomy under the bright weather indifferent.

"Hyakkimaru, you can overlook most of Yokohama from here."

"……What a nice view."

"Yes, modern scenery."

Osamu Dazai pushed him to the floor-to-ceiling windows, letting him see the frightening height and overcome the psychological pressure.

At this time, Osamu Dazai didn't know that Hyakkimaru had jumped over a tall building that was not inferior, and he expected to see a trace of fear on Hyakkimaru's face. However, when Hyakkimaru found the height difference, his heartbeat accelerated for a few seconds and then returned to normal. He took a closer look at the layout of the city , Remember where we will live in the future, "Dororo, where will we live in the future?"

Osamu Dazai was puzzled: "In the future?"

Hyakkimaru used his fingers to draw the outline of the city, "It's...our...house."

【our home. 】

Osamu Dazai understood what he meant, and remained silent under the concept of "home".This made Hyakkimaru nervous, and he didn't dare to point his finger at the place close to the sea-view room, so he moved to the inner city, and the lake-view room could also be considered.

no more...

Hyakkimaru's fingers poked into the sunken area, Raibo Street.

Seeing that Osamu Dazai did not speak, Hyakkimaru was about to find a cheaper slum. Osamu Dazai grabbed his finger and put it in a residential area far away from the sea and close to the concealment and high safety factor. "Japan is in the earthquake zone. , It is not safe to buy a house by the sea, it is prone to earthquakes and tsunamis, and a small two- or three-story detached house is better."

The brown-haired boy in the black coat decided their future blueprint with a flat tone.

"Hyakkimaru likes tatami, right?"

"We will spread a whole floor of tatami mats in the future, so that you can walk barefoot and bask in the sun in the living room in the afternoon."

"During the festival, we will pick up Mr. Shou Hai to live with us..."

Hyakkimaru's eyes opened wider and wider, as if he had seen the future and gained confidence in the hesitant modern life.Osamu Dazai, who was in charge of supporting the family and fooling his father-in-law, tilted his head, "By the way, I don't seem to be good at cooking. I depend on you for the food. I like crab meat and delicious food the most. I will learn how to make sashimi in the future."

Hyakkimaru gave a heavy "hmm" and hugged Dazai Osamu, not feeling at all that these considerations were too early.

They are not ordinary people.

As long as they are warm and happy, they will spare no effort to fight for it!

"Dororo does housework."

"You are good or bad, why do you want me to do housework? I don't want to do your laundry for you. You can do it for me."

"Dororo...the most virtuous..."

"No! I am the laziest, and the word virtuous has nothing to do with me!"

"I farm."

"Don't make trouble, there is no place for you to farm, why don't we go and buy food from the supermarket?"

"I catch fish..."

"Even so, I don't know how to do housework!"

"Dororo does the laundry."

"do not want!"

During the discussion, the two argued with each other and rolled into a ball on the carpet.Hyakkimaru with high force value was crushed by the "delicate and weak" Dazai Osamu. Dazai Osamu won a staged victory and said triumphantly: "The one who can make money is the head of the family. As long as he has money, None of these problems are problems!"

Hyakkimaru felt that Dororo in his impression was hardworking and virtuous, why did he become like Dazai Luoluo?

"What Dororo says counts."

In the end, Hyakkimaru, who was in charge of being raised, resigned to his fate.

After get off work, Hyakkimaru, Dazai Osamu, and Nakahara Chuya go to an izakaya owned by the Port Mafia for dinner.

Light Japanese cuisine, seafood sashimi, three teenagers of the best age.

"cheers!"

Osamu Dazai bad-heartedly ordered fruit wine, with a little alcohol, and poured it on Hyakkimaru.

"Great...cup..." Hyakkiwan choked on the smell of alcohol.

"It's too weak." Zhong Yuan slapped the table, "Boss, serve some real man's wine!"

Hyakkimaru was scared.

A real... man...?Is it better than swordsmanship?

After finishing the meal, Chuya Nakahara was left in the same place, drinking madly, and paid the bill under the frowning face of the boss, while Osamu Dazai staggered out of the izakaya with Hyakkimaru, and was blown by the outside wind, brain A little sober, neither of them had much alcohol before, and their faces were slightly red.

Hyakkimaru is extraordinarily well-behaved, following Osamu Dazai every step of the way, in a daze.

On the way back to the clinic, Hyakkimaru saw a three-coloured cat and subconsciously stopped. He walked to the corner and squatted down to touch the three-coloured cat, but the three-coloured cat avoided it.

"Meow~."

Osamu Dazai accompanied him to squat down to watch the three-colored cat, and said with his chin on his hands, "It's a rare three-colored male cat."

The three-flowered cat squinted at the brown-haired boy.

Osamu Dazai eloquently said: "This is a Japanese beckoning cat, a treasure among the three-colored cats. It is said that 90.00% of the three-colored cats are female cats, and only one percent are male cats..."

He didn't say the explosive words of "Heavenly Eunuch", and controlled his mouth in time.

Hyakkimaru managed to touch Sanhuamao.

[This size... is very similar to the small animals around me. 】

"Hyakkimaru is right." Osamu Dazai chuckled drunkenly, his eyes sober, "When I am not by your side, there are cats who often appear by your side and accompany you. They are rare good partners for human beings. teacher."

"Hyakkimaru, you thanked Chuya today, and you should also learn to thank the cat."

It's just real kitty teacher.

When Hyakkimaru heard his words, he understood everything, and understood the process without surpassing human wisdom.He stroked Sanhuamao's fingers more and more gently, and said reverently, "Thank you, Teacher Cat."

[Thank you, Natsume-sensei. 】

He was never a child of nature, it was a kind-hearted person who turned into a small animal to take care of himself.

Sanhuamao, Natsume Soseki.

The cat's pupils looked at the two of them, and the moonlight was reflected on the clear pupils, as if recognizing a four-legged beast like a human being. It's hard to imagine that the three-flowered cat, which acts like an animal in every move, is a famous supernatural power By.Then it raised its tail, flicked its limbs, and jumped away from the two of them, looking back at the boy while walking.

It is conceivable that there will be a time to meet again in the future.

[Just recover. 】

[Child, recognize the world early, hiding in a corner will not lead to happiness. 】

【...The moonlight is beautiful enough tonight. 】

Anyone with a discerning eye can see the changes in the bond between people, the love that has transformed from liking to each other.

15 years old, what an enviable age.

The future is still so long.

……

"Hyakkimaru, in your eyes, what does Osamu Dazai in parallel time and space do?"

"Writing books... dawdling..."

"What about Zhongye?"

"Writers of poetry..."

"It's terrible, how could he write poetry! I'm more like a poet than him!"

"Dororo write poetry?"

"I want to recite a poem aloud, adapted from "Chiい花白い花"...Ah la la, take off the red flower and give it to Yi Ren, Bai Guimaru came to me wearing Bai Wugou, the red flower is like fire, curl up your Qingsi..."

"..."

Dororo, your boyfriend won't turn into a girlfriend!

The author has something to say:

【small theater】

Ogai Mori: Well, who am I going to give Shiro Wugou to?

Osamu Dazai: He.

Hyakkimaru: Him.

Mori Ogai: It's really distressing, one is a daughter and the other is a son.

Osamu Dazai: Wait, where did your son come from?

Mori Ogai: You made a mistake.

Hyakkimaru: Mr. Mori, please order a set of Shiro Wugou for your students.

Mori Ogai: Very expensive~.

Hyakkimaru: I will pay you back by working part-time.

Osamu Dazai: No!I have money!I can afford it!

Mori Ogai: Dazai-kun, I don't want your money, because you swipe my card every now and then.

Osamu Dazai: Mr. Mori, you must keep your promises!

Mori Ogai: In terms of height, Dazai-kun who is 1.5 meters five is more suitable...

Osamu Dazai: Damn it.

Hundred Ghost Pills: =v=

Hyakkimaru: Oops!

Osamu Dazai: What's the matter, Hyakkimaru?

Hyakkimaru (dare not to say), recalled Buteizai who was 22cm at the age of 181.

Wu Zhenzai: Don't worry, in terms of height, I have been crushing all those who look down on me.