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In the northwest city at night, in front of the gloomy Northwest city lord's mansion, white paper lanterns are swaying. Each paper lantern has a blood-red "pig" written on it, but it looks crooked and not festive. , On the contrary, it looks more like ugly earthworms crawling on it.

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew past the ears, and the piercing sound of gongs rang outside the mansion. The white-skinned grandchildren on both sides of the road stared red-eyed and took a detour to avoid it. The big sedan chair was carried out from inside in such a grandiose manner by a few little ghosts.

This sedan chair is in the northwest city, but anyone with eyesight knows that it belongs to the city lord, so no one dared to raise their eyes and look inside blindly. Slowly lift it in front of yourself.

But through the looming big sedan chair curtain, the people outside can still vaguely see a coquettish big man wearing festive red bloomers sitting inside, his face is whiter than the white wall, and his cheeks are strangely smeared with bright makeup. fat man.

The word Saobao seems a bit weird to describe a person, but it really reflects the first impression of this man who is very prominent at first sight, and the little ghost who was in his own house before contacting him When he was helped onto the sedan chair, he walked tremblingly, his legs were weak, and he could only wander around like a waste in the sedan chair when he went out. Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that this person must be a clumsy, stupid, weak and short-lived person.

This disgusting guy is naturally none other than the most masculine and notorious city lord of the Northwest in the legend. Most outsiders don't know his real origin, they only know that he is roughly a hog who gave birth to a human form by himself.

And as the lord of the Northwest City, one of the eight cities in the Chongjie, he usually doesn't care about business, and he doesn't have a straight face. It is rumored that he often hangs around in the alley of male prostitutes and hangs out with those male goblins all day. It is absurd, which has attracted a lot of discussion from outsiders.

As for the missing female ghosts that happened in the Northwest City in recent days, the Northwest City Lord, whose face was smeared with various fragrance powders and shinier than raw lard, did not seem to be completely ignorant as the outside world said. When the little ghosts talked about this, they seemed a little shy.

"City Lord, Meilang has arrested so many girls' homes in our Northwest City these days... If we continue to help keep this matter secret, the main city will definitely know about it... That bullying Monarch Your Highness has never been a good quarrel, in case what we did with Meilang is exposed this time..."

"Bao, exposed? So what if he is exposed? He is a mere bastard who pretends to be powerful, and the Lord of this city can still be afraid. At worst, we and the main city will be cut off from now on. What are we afraid of..."

He said that he was not afraid of the people in the main city at all, but the face of the northwest city lord still began to sweat uncontrollably, and he could see that the city lord from his home was actually less courageous than the tip of a needle, and he was actually a fundamental problem in his bones. A brainless idiot, this quick-witted brat only nodded with a smile before echoing,

"Yes, yes, you are right, why are we afraid of him, isn't it just a bullshit who doesn't know anything and has no real skills, but don't worry, that gentleman has never been found by anyone during this period of time It's troublesome for us. It's probably because the things we sent to the temple have worked. Sure enough, there are some things that need to be sorted out... But... But let's take a look at it, this matter can't be left to Meilang all the time. It's time to ask them for our reward if we continue to cheat us like this... When we get the reward, what kind of handsome man are you looking for and can't find it..."

The little ghost's words made the Northwest city lord sitting in the sedan chair show a little thoughtful expression on his face. After all, he has lived so long, but in fact, he only has such a hobby. Huan is actually his lifelong dream.

But after thinking about it, this matter is indeed what the kid said. If you don't quickly get rid of your relationship, it will always be a big trouble. It really makes the main city know about some of your actions. The insidious and cunning Chongjun will make him take full responsibility for this matter, and even want him to die without a place to bury him.

So after thinking about it this way, the Northwest City Lord still felt uneasy after all. He turned his head and waved his hands to tell his subordinates to turn the sedan chair in one direction. He was going to go to another place that only he knew about to talk to that annoying Meilang in detail. talk about it.

But before the sedan chair had time to take a few steps forward, the northwest city lord, who had completely figured out that it was a place in his mind, regretted it, because he suddenly remembered that today was Shuangri, and this was exactly where he usually went to the alley of male prostitutes. Days of fun.

In fact, his memory is usually not that good, but it just so happened that he got a new plaything recently, and it was the time when he was in love and didn't want to leave the other party for a moment.

Regardless of the speechless expressions of the little ghosts outside the sedan chair, they calmly proposed not to go to Meilang, but to find their favorite bamboo husband first to have fun. At this moment, the little ghosts outside the sedan chair Suddenly the wobbly group stopped.

The suddenness of this accident really caught people off guard, and when the visibly frightened Northwest City Lord shouted angrily and asked why did he stop, did he want me to chop off your heads, kid? We all stopped silent for a while, and then a slightly more courageous sneaky man replied after a long time,

"...City Master, it seems that a person fell down in front of our sedan chair just now... little...do you want to go up and have a look, little one?"

This unexpected situation stumped the Northwest City Lord who was anxious to have fun. After all, he suddenly encountered a stranger who fell head-on in front of his sedan chair on the main road. No one in the world dares to go up and help it casually.

But after pondering for a while hesitantly, the Northwest City Lord, who was dressed in a very vulgar and luxurious way, still led the way by the kid next to him, and walked down with a dark face, wanting to see the stranger who bumped into his sedan chair.

But as soon as he approached, he saw a thin and strange man standing in the dark night, with long hair rolled up, and a strange man with flower tattoos on his eyebrows. He seemed to have noticed that the Northwest City Lord was staring at him not far away. See for yourself, the man who was still bending over trying to pick up the paper umbrella he dropped on the ground just casually raised his head and cast a glance at him.

And with this glance, the Northwest City Lord's eyes were straightened.

Because he really couldn't believe that there would really be such a man in the world who fit his eyes, so he couldn't help but widen his eyes and tried to carefully look around this man he had never seen before, but no matter how he looked at it, he didn't think so. Enough.

And it seems that Qin Chongjun, who seemed to have discovered the sudden change of attitude of the Northwest City Lord towards him, was forced to go out in person by a certain unreliable dead mirror, and smiled nervously, then he slowly narrowed his gray eyes Eyes, as if on purpose, with a bit of knowingly asking, directed at the northwest city lord whose saliva was almost falling from the mouth, said lightly,

"Your Excellency, what are you doing staring at me like this?"

"You, you actually know who I am?"

"...You are not a small person like me, no one in this huge northwest city will not know you, right?"

"Cough, then you do have some discernment... What's your name? Where did you come from?"

"The villain was born in poverty since he was a child. He was called a snake man by the people in his hometown. He usually made a living by selling umbrellas in the city. I had a younger sister, but I didn't know what happened a few days ago. A long worm was captured, and Snake Lang had no choice but to come out in the middle of the night with an umbrella to find his sister... Who would have thought that he would frighten the city lord... What a big misunderstanding..."

This false statement invisibly satisfied the vanity of the Northwest City Lord as a man. He couldn't help admiring this snake man who seemed to come from the sky more and more. Compared with this man, Mr. Bamboo for a few days completely lost his original charm.

And thinking about it this way, the Northwest City Lord who has never been rejected in his life does not want to continue to pretend to be with him anymore. He just wiped the sweat off his hands and stared at Gentiana Qin intermittently. open the mouth,

"Yes, is it... Good Snake Lang, did you lose your sister? When did she lose it? Otherwise, can I help you find it? Besides, my...my sedan chair ran into you, do you want to... What compensation do you want? How about you go back with me...I'll find someone to take a good look at it for you...or I...help you take a good look at it myself..."

Saying this, the entire face of the northwest city lord, who was the reincarnation of the sex embryo, twitched violently, and his anxious and obscene face began to sweat profusely. Qin Gentiana's waist was stroked and played with vigorously.

Seeing this, there was no obvious reaction of rejection and disgust. Qin Gentian, who stared at the sneaky carriage with an indifferent expression, fell silent for a while, and then slowly shook his hands dripping with water. After looking away thoughtfully, he twitched the corner of his mouth with a half-smile and replied,

"The city lord's kindness is appreciated, but my house is nearby now, why don't you come and sit with me now, so that I can talk to you about my sister?"

"Uh...this..."

This stranger's invitation came suddenly, and for a while, even the kid next to him showed some expressions of hesitation and suspicion, but the Northwest City Lord, who was fascinated by the man in front of him, didn't see through it, and just rubbed his hands with a lewd smile on his face. I really wanted to nod and agree directly.

But when he was about to lift his foot, he remembered the unsettling things in the city recently, but then he thought that he was a hog, with infinite power and natural supernatural power. In ancient times, he was a very remarkable creature. What kind of person can do nothing to win himself.

And Qin Gentiana in front of him seemed to have sensed the hesitant attitude of the Northwest City Lord, so at the moment he just raised the corners of his mouth and smiled and said,

"It seems that the city lord is not willing. That's because Snake Lang is taking the liberty. There are actually some fine wines at home. I wanted to invite the city lord to taste it. Right now, there is no chance..."

After saying this, Qin Gentian, who has no patience with him and has been yelling at him here, just turned around and left without nostalgia. The Northwest City Lord looked at him with a dumbfounded expression and quickly disappeared in front of his eyes until he really disappeared. When he disappeared, he suddenly yelled.

And Kankan stopped, and watched the Northwest City Lord catching up from behind with no expression on his face. Qin Geng's attitude of deliberately seducing him made the Northwest City Lord panic, and could only stare at him pale and gloomy with a flattering expression. There was a strangely beautiful face with a smile, and then waved away those little ghosts behind him, pointing at the dark alley in front,

"Is your house in front? How about I go with you alone? Let's have some wine... Let's talk about your sister?"

"Of course, as long as the city lord is willing to help me... Snake Lang can actually do anything."

The Northwest City Lord, who had already stepped into the gate of hell with one foot, just followed Qin Gentiana into the small alley in front of him with a careless face. Along the way, Qin Gentiana walked slowly in front, and the Northwest City Lord, whose tail was almost raised in excitement, was drooling Walked straight behind and stared at him.

During the period, they also chatted a few words, but the topics involved were quite scary, but the northwestern city lord, who was in high spirits, didn't notice at all.

"What do you usually like to do, Snake Man?"

"Look at the frogs, kill the frogs, eat the frogs, what about the city lord?"

"I... also like it. It seems that we are really like-minded haha... What kind of frog do you like best?"

"I like the one with a stupid brain, it will be easier to deceive, and it will be more interesting when I deceive it to a place where there are no people, and then cut off the frog's stupid head alive, and the blood splashes on my face..."

"Oh, I'm the same as you haha... This hobby is interesting, so good... Then what else do you like?"

"I also like to give people really nice nicknames."

"Huh? Why don't you give me one too?"

These two people didn't stop talking about such a weird topic all the way. During the Northwest City Lord, they wanted to make a move several times, but they were all avoided by Qin Gentian, until the two people who had their own ghosts were far away from the entrance of the alley outside. That's it, the expressionless Qin Gentian stopped suddenly.

Turning around, he exchanged a glance with the city lord of the Northwest who didn't know about the imminent disaster. Qin Gentiana, who blocked the dead end behind him, raised the corners of his mouth with a half-smile, and slowly vomited bright red. The Snake Xinzi spoke gloomily,

"After thinking about it all the way, I didn't think of a particularly suitable one... How about calling the city lord a frog from now on?"

……

Jin Heng said that day that he was going to leave immediately, but he really didn't stay for too long.

The abnormal rainstorm in the world continued because of the evil dragon Qin Xuan. He, Liao Feiyun, and Shi Xiaoguang also followed the clues left by the doppelganger to the evil world.

Shi Xiaoguang's keen sense of smell and hearing were of great use on this journey, because even an evil spirit like a doppelganger who was good at hiding his tracks became invisible under his close tracking.

It was also the first time that he found that he could still help in this kind of matter. Shi Xiaoguang, who was not particularly cheerful, followed them all the way, but was educated by Liao Feiyun, an old hooligan, to become more and more positive and optimistic.

In addition, it's actually not the first time for the three of them to come to the evil world, so there haven't been too many problems of being discovered by other evil spirits along the way.

Because even if there was, it was solved by Jin Heng and Liao Feiyun working together in three moves. Basically, it was very smooth for them to track it down to the northwest city which is located in a relatively remote location in the Chongjie.

It’s just that compared to the world, this place called Northwest City has not been particularly peaceful recently, because when they first entered the city, the first thing Jin Heng and the others heard was about two major events that happened in the city recently, one of which was about Their northwestern city lord was kidnapped by two guys who played fairy dance together, and his whereabouts are still unknown. The other thing is that there have been strange things in the city where female ghosts have been captured by long insects.

Because they didn't know the so-called Northwest City Lord themselves, the first big gossip that sounded very powerful at first didn't arouse the interest of Jin Heng and Liao Feiyun at first.

But the description of Chang Chong does not sound familiar. After all, they traced the traces of the doppelganger and the keel all the way, and now it seems that the clues have finally gathered in one place.

And when I communicated with Gentiana Qin before, I heard him mention that he and Jin Jingzhi were about to go to the northwest. In fact, he was not sure whether the other person was still in the city. Jin Heng thought about it and asked Shi Xiaoguang to help him find Look for it.

As a result, Shi Xiaoguang really found the traces of Qin Gentiana and Jin Jingzhi suspected to be in the city after searching so casually, but when he began to describe the current location of the two guys later, the expression on his face and his mouth The words used in it are obviously a bit strange.

"His Royal Highness and that Jing Chong seem to be... staying in a very dark place..."

"It's very dark? Is it in the soil? But isn't it only July? Your family is about to start digging holes to hibernate?"

Liao Feiyun, who was squatting on the spot like a big horse monkey, asked with a blank face, making it clear that he didn't understand what Shi Xiaoguang was talking about. Jin Heng, who was standing beside him with a blank expression, frowned when he heard his nonsense here. , but obviously he had as many questions as Liao Feiyun, and Shi Xiaoguang, who actually didn't understand this kind of thing in his mind, frowned and answered dryly after scratching his ears,

"I... I don't really understand, anyway, it's quite strange, His Royal Highness has been staying there, and that Jing Chong is also there... It seems that there is something that looks like a pig that keeps calling for help... Help?"

"... Pig? Call for help?"

Stunned at the same time because of these two keywords, Jin Heng and Liao Feiyun looked at each other in dismay, but at the same time recalled a matter that they had just ignored together in their minds.

And Jin Heng, whose expression suddenly became a little wrong, frowned and pulled a passing Xie Chong to ask about the gossip they had skipped before, who was about to go home to stew human flesh with a bag of sprouted yams. The plate ghost was also stunned for a moment before asking back in disbelief,

"Wow, you guys still don't know? Isn't this information update too late? Don't you usually chat with your neighbors and friends? The Northwest City Lord was kidnapped by two psychopaths playing fairy dance a few nights ago. Has been inexplicably missing for several days..."

"Immortal dance? Psychopath?"

"That's right, no one knows where the city lord was caught. I just heard from the little ghosts who followed the city lord that day that one of the gangsters was tall, with long hair and a long face. He is not a good man, he suddenly ran out at night holding an umbrella like a madman to touch our city lord's sedan chair, thanks to our city lord's kindness, he can trust him like this, and even said that he would kindly send him to see a doctor, As a result, this pervert kidnapped our poor and innocent city lord with just a few rhetoric. Do you think the world is going downhill? Do you think you are insane? The current law and order is too unsafe. I really hope that there will be a Good-hearted people quickly catch this hateful thug and rescue our poor city lord..."

Jin Heng: "..."

Liao Feiyun: "..."

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