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In the eastern part of Yao City, the Three Body Kingdom, in the remote royal city ruled by the third head of the Yao family, a tall figure who was dressed very much like a primitive human, with an inexplicably tangled expression, was standing among a group of people with an extremely disturbed expression. Terrified native natives behind.

A notice written in bleached and sun-exposed animal skins was scribbled on the dirt wall in front of them at the moment, because it was mainly composed of hieroglyphs mixed with some line drawings made out of yellow mud, so the tall figure himself was actually Can't fully understand it either.

But he couldn't quite understand it, and the group of enthusiastic primitive people around him read it for him on their own initiative, and even explained the strange things that happened in the other two places of the Three Body Kingdom during this period.

"Hey, the Guanqiu family in Ugly City was actually killed? Who did this?"

"Hey, let me tell you why your eyes are so long. The appearance of the escaped criminal is already drawn on it. It's a strange monster..."

"Oh, monster, what is that thing next to it? What happened to him?"

"Um, I don't know it. It looks...it seems to be a monster too, right? I heard it came from Kunlun Mountains, but this white-haired monster with ears seems to have captured the three elders in the Yu clan. The members of the Yu clan and the female monarch have officially met, it's amazing, it's really amazing..."

Because of the backwardness of information dissemination and imaging technology, the primitive people who have become accustomed to spreading rumors and using exaggerated rumors to shape mythical images just stood beside the twitching brother-in-law Liao, pointing at the stick figures on the dirt wall like a monster. Pointing up.

During the period, they mainly discussed the issue of why these two unknown creatures could look so strange, but they didn't know why, and the topic later was inexplicably brought up. How to roast these two unknown animals On the more inconceivable question of whether it will be more delicious after roasting.

But Police Officer Liao, who worked hard to inquire about the whereabouts of these two guys for several days, finally knew where and what they were doing from the wanted fugitives in primitive society. The insane food discussion was also a little speechless for a while.

After carefully confirming that everything is going well on Jinheng's side and that there should be no major problems with a certain guy surnamed Qin, he still kept his vigilance and continued to listen for a while before quietly hiding himself. He walked along the royal city of the foolish country with a thoughtful face, listening to the noise around him, and headed towards his hiding place for the past two days.

The country of fools he is in at the moment, as the name suggests, is a country where most fools live.

The people in the Fool Country are as proud of being stupid as their queen. Most of the people in the city don’t know how to hunt or gather, because they are unreasonable and dull-witted. It is easy to be stumped by a seemingly simple problem, and then unable to figure it out for a long time, and can only squat in place for a whole day.

Living in such a country where the average IQ of its subjects is far below the normal level of this era, Liao Feiyun, an outsider who should stand out, doesn't need to worry much about whether he will reveal his secrets.

And the iron-like facts also proved to him that it was not unreasonable for Jin Heng to tell him that the danger on your side was not too great when he was about to separate.

Because compared to the imminent tribal war on Jinheng's side and the huge risk of dying if Gentiana Qin relaxes a little, what Police Officer Liao has to do now... is indeed to be as stupid as an extremely authentic primitive every day Waiting in the city of fools, until the day when the third born stupid head of Mrs. Yao appeared in this city and he took a chance to catch it and bring it back to Jinheng.

It's just that I don't know if it's because the status of this stupid female monarch is too high, so she never sees people easily. In the past few days when she came to the city of fools, Liao Feiyun has not had time to see her. The stupidest third head in the legend.

But these stupid people in the city seem to have quietly discussed more than once, that the female monarch actually prefers smart and brave people full of great wisdom in her heart, and doesn't like stupid people, and even hates the stupidity and ignorance that she was born with. Will have irreconcilable fierce conflicts with his other two heads who are very smart but have their own shortcomings, and finally choose to break away alone and live in the east.

All this completely hearsay is obviously not enough to help Liao Feiyun get in touch with this female monarch, but after thinking about it carefully, at least he has not been wanted by half of the Three Body Kingdom like those two unlucky guys. Liao Feiyun, who was a bit troublesome about this matter, suddenly felt a little rejoiced.

But it is obvious that any seemingly simple and easy things will have to pay a price. After all, any normal person with a slightly sound mind can hear a group of stupid primitive people arguing about something all day long. Completely inexplicable questions can't help but follow this group of local aborigines who are not bright enough to doubt their lives, and the conversations that are filling Liao Feiyun's ears at this moment are a bit too much tormenting one's nerves.

"Hey, someone tell me quickly, how much is this fruit plus another fruit plus another fruit... I can't count at all..."

"One fruit, one fruit, and another fruit, why are there so many fruits, I can't count what to do, what to do, how about you, can you..."

"Why are you so stupid? You go to the tree to pick some ready-made fruits, and then take them back one by one to try. Count a few times, practice a few more times, won't you be able to count them slowly... you Look at me, one, one, one, one..."

Liao Feiyun: "..."

I don't know why there is always a feeling that if I continue to stay here, my IQ will also degenerate. Liao Feiyun, whose mouth twitches, is just about to resist the powerlessness in his heart and forcibly pass through the large group of noisy primitive people in front of him. Seeing that the primitive people around have put down their labor tools one after another, they began to squat down on the side of the road in a dignified manner, thinking seriously about how many problems there are in one fruit plus one fruit plus another fruit.

And I saw with my own eyes a primitive old woman who was about the same age as her mother Liao, the head nurse, even knelt down to the sky and cried for God's blessing because she couldn't count the fruits. She almost squatted on the ground with them in pain. Liao Feiyun, who was roaring on the spot, gritted his teeth and endured it for a long time, and finally scolded himself in his heart for being nosy, and with a dark face, he suddenly squatted down and shouted at the group of primitive people in front of him dancing,

"One plus one plus one! That's three! So many! Don't you have hemp rope in every household? If you can't remember, just tie a knot on the beam, one plus one plus one like this, in the future It won’t be innumerable, or it will be given to others, see if you see it!!”

When he yelled in public like a gorilla, the group of primitive people who were still scratching their heads were stunned, and it took a while for a few old people and children who gradually came to their senses to wake up. While gesticulating with his movements, he murmured in admiration, my God, is this the wisdom bestowed by the gods, my God, why didn't I think of it at all.

And I didn't realize that I had done a major event that could change the overall civilization process of the stupid country, and I didn't realize that if I hadn't made such a shocking voice, the subjects of the stupid country would have spent the next 160 Liao Feiyun, who took years to figure out how to count with knots, left quickly with a black face.

But before it was completely dark, a group of three-headed men riding tigers and leopards appeared outside the tribal hut where he was temporarily hiding. They looked obviously differently dressed.

Out of awareness of safety precautions, he quickly took out the stones and wooden knives that he had sharpened in the woods two days ago to block in front of him, and Liao Feiyun, who had an inexplicably cold expression, just asked the group of people in front of him in a rough voice. What are you looking for him for, the three-headed general riding on a tiger and leopard smiled strangely and ambiguously at him.

"Nothing, it's just that our majesty heard that a man with a very smart mind suddenly appeared in the city of fools, which made her very curious. She likes smart people the most in her life, so she wants to meet you... If If you have nothing else to do now, you might as well go with us to the Queen's palace in Yaocheng..."

"Going to Yaocheng...what are you doing in Yaocheng's palace?"

I don't know why there is already a feeling that something is going wrong in my heart. Liao Feiyun was obviously taken aback. On the one hand, he was thinking that going to Yaocheng like this might be a good opportunity to get close to the female monarch, but on the other hand, he always felt that this was not bad at all. How can a normal thing be said so disgustingly by these three buddies? It's like the community aunt downstairs introducing him to a blind date girl...

And as expected, not long after Liao Feiyun had this inexplicable thought, the three-body general over there who burst out laughing because of his puzzled and silly look groped his bearded chin and laughed meaningfully, and then Then he said something that made Liao Feiyun's face pale.

"What else can I do in Yaocheng's palace...of course it's to have sex with our most noble and beautiful queen—go——"

"...Pay...Pay what?!"

"mating--"

"With...what the hell?!"

"...If you really don't understand, I can change it to take you to have a baby with our female king—"

The two words of mating and giving birth to a baby are too heavy for an innocent boy who has just arrived in the primitive society for a few days. He never thought that he would rarely escape blind dates on weekends to help his buddies and go to the primitive society to help his buddies. Liao's brother-in-law, who came to see the strange girl from the tribe, trembled his lips. It took him a long time to look at the group of wolves, tigers and leopards that had surrounded him, and then he clenched his sweaty fists and spoke every word.

Liao Feiyun: "...I...can I shout a word in the direction of the setting sun to express my excitement at the moment..."

Three generals: "Of course, what do you want to express?"

Liao Feiyun: "I...I want...I want to express...Nima!!! Jinheng!!! The surname is Qin!! Come to Yaocheng to have a round with me as soon as you finish your work, you two deceitful bastards !!! What is this called? There is no safety problem at all!!! If I don’t come, I will really lose my virginity on the spot!!!!”

Three Generals: "..."