The European King's anchor hits the African Chief God [e-sports]

Two 10 minutes ago.

As soon as Gu Feizhou finished saying good night to Little Bird, he received a WeChat message from Qin Ting, who sent him a word document.Gu Feizhou glanced at it, it was the basic review materials for each subject of the Mocheng college entrance examination, and the content inside was easy to understand——

Of course, this is just the wishful thinking of Xueba Gu Feizhou.

The difference between a true student master and a fake student master is that after a true student master gets this review material, he compares it with the catalog of the electronic version of the textbook downloaded from the Internet, and is able to give almost all the learning content of his entire high school career to him. string up.

——Because Zhen Xueba really understands every concept thoroughly, and the reason why the chapters of the textbook are arranged in that way is also to consider the relationship between various knowledge points and the progress from shallow to deep.

Gu Feizhou put the review materials on his pad, and opened a word on his computer, and started to print out the test paper for Lin Jinou tomorrow.

Teacher Gu decided to give a warm reminder. He took out his mobile phone, opened the WeChat APP, and found "Your Ouhuang Dad"——

Before leaving Lin's house, he exchanged WeChat with Lin Jinou, thinking of the reluctance of the young master to add him to WeChat, he had a headache, that kind of resistance seemed to be a heinous monster head.

After he and Lin Jinou added WeChat to each other, they didn't chat. Almost four hours passed, and the conversation between the two of them still stopped at the sentence "You have added your Ouhuang father, now you can start chatting" on the system.

Gu Feizhou looked at the words "Your Ouhuang Dad", and suddenly remembered the challenge letter LittleBird sent to Tan Rui on Weibo:

Said your father cheated?At eight o'clock tonight, Asia server, dare you? @OG-Ray Watch Dad KO you live.

It is also a "father" in one mouthful.

He couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth wildly.

Don't children nowadays like to call themselves "fathers"?

Gu Feizhou abandoned these sudden thoughts in his mind, and sent a warm reminder message to Lin Jinou.

Zhou: "Tomorrow at three o'clock in the afternoon, test, don't forget."

Soon, there was a second reply.

Your Ouhuang father: "Give me the key point[/smile]"

Zhou: "Which subject?"

Your gull father: "all[/smile]"

"..." Gu Feizhou was speechless for a while.

Soon, there was another message back.

Your Ouhuang father: "Look at my report card. Is there any subject that doesn't seem to need to be emphasized?"

Gu Feizhou thought about it seriously and typed.

Zhou: "Well, that's true."

"Crap," Lin Jinou was about to laugh angrily at Gu's uprightness. He squeezed his phone and rolled his eyes speechlessly.

How amazing is Xueba?

Your Ouhuang father: "Let's talk about math first."

Because of Zhang Dabald's relationship, Lin Jinou's mathematics class is a well-deserved "sleeping class" among several courses, and he has no idea what test points are there.

His math textbooks are so clean that it is not a problem to sell them at Xinhua Bookstore, and he can even write "Baby brand new" on Xianyu.

Gu Feizhou carefully looked at the review materials, and compared several math textbooks——

Zhou: "Everything in the textbook is the key points."

The corners of Lin Jinou's mouth twitched wildly as he looked at the words in the big devil's hair.He thought of Gu Feizhou's face, and he felt that if the big devil himself was standing in front of him, he might not be able to resist picking up his slippers and patting his face.

Let you pretend to compare.

Your Ouhuang father: "?? Are you kidding me?"

Gu Feizhou felt a little wronged.

Zhou: "No."

Your Gull Emperor father: "..."

Zhou: "The textbooks in Mocheng are organized and compiled by your provincial education department, and they are completely written according to the scope of your province's independent proposition. The content is easy to understand, easy to understand, and there is no cumbersome place."

Lin Jinou was dumbfounded when he saw the words of the big devil eloquently occupying four and a half lines in the chat box.

"easy to understand"?

"Easy to understand"? ?

He almost didn't know these eight characters.

Or, his language is too sloppy, and he has always had a very deep misunderstanding of these two idioms?

Lin Jinou gritted his teeth and typed.

Your Ouhuang father: "Okay, don't talk about it."

Your Ouhuang father: "Tomorrow you will take the test whatever you like, if you do the math, I will lose."

Boat:"……"

Your Ouhuang father: "Anyway, it's useless to hold Buddha's feet temporarily."

Gu Feizhou felt that this sentence was quite right.

Zhou: "Yeah."

Lin Jinou felt that Gu Feizhou had a talent that could piss him off in minutes.

Also "huh"?

How dare you say "huh" while riding a horse? !

Who is he suddenly going to take the exam tomorrow?

However, Gu Feizhou simply thought that it was really useless for the other party to cram for a while, so it was better to go to rest.

Zhou: "It's so late, why haven't you slept yet?"

The topic changed so quickly that Lin Jinou was a little caught off guard. He glared at the words "Big Devil Gu" on the chat box angrily, and typed angrily.

——In addition, Gu Feizhou's WeChat is so friendly, the first thing Lin Jinou did was to change the remarks for the other party.

Your Ouhuang father: "I was already asleep, but I was woken up by your WeChat."

Who knows, there will be a reply soon.

Zhou: "Impossible."

Zhou: "When I sent you the first WeChat message, you replied in seconds. It means that you are playing with your phone. If you were doing other things, you must not reply so quickly. And if you were already asleep, it would be even worse. Might reply so soon."

Zhou: "When people wake up from sleep, it takes time to react. Unless you have received formal training, or you have always had something in your mind, and you have been worrying about it before falling asleep, that's why you will wake up at the moment of awakening. Just wake up."

Zhou: "Haishi is the time for immune detoxification of the body, Zishi is the time for liver detoxification, ugly time is the time for gallbladder detoxification, Yinshi is the time for lung detoxification, Maoshi is the time for large intestine detoxification, Chenshi is the time for small intestine to absorb nutrients, and the time for spinal hematopoiesis is from late night to four o'clock in the morning. .”

This feeling... How should I put it?

Lin Jinou felt like he had poked a hornet's nest, or rather, he thought he had just lit a firecracker... but he didn't expect to ignite a can of T.NT.

I also blame myself for being cheap, why did I say that I was sleeping.

There is no good end to lying, Lin Jinou reflected on it painfully.

Your Ouhuang father: "【Okay, stop talking.jpg】"

Sure enough, there was no reply to the message.While Lin Jinou breathed a sigh of relief, he couldn't help complaining...Humans are indeed a strange species.

Your Ouhuang father: "Do you know why you don't have a girlfriend?"

Gu Feizhou was already preparing for tomorrow's quiz - it's hard for him, a veteran health care cadre, to sacrifice his liver detoxification time to give someone a quiz.After the phone's WeChat sounded, he glanced at it and found it strange.

Zhou: "Why should I find a girlfriend?"

Looking at this sentence, Lin Jinou always felt that there was something strange, but he could not tell why.

Your Ouhuang father: "Pretend I didn't ask."

Gu Feizhou doesn't have time to chat with him now, he has to prepare test questions for six courses, although the test starts at [-] pm, but he only has tonight and tomorrow morning, so he has to burn the lights to fight at night.So he could only urge Lin Jinou to go to rest quickly.

Zhou: "Still asleep?"

Lin Jinou never liked the feeling of being under control. He looked at the message sent by Gu Feizhou, and then thought of the dean-like aura of the other party, he typed angrily——

Your Ouhuang father: "Didn't you sleep too?"

Zhou: "I'm writing a question, are you studying?"

OK, soul torture.

Lin Jinou bowed down.

Just when Gu Feizhou thought that the other party had silenced his voice, the mobile phone WeChat notification sounded again, and the sender was still your Ouhuang father.

Your Ouhuang Dad: The last question, did you travel from ancient times?

A question mark on Gu Feizhou's head.

Boat:? ?

Your Ouhuang father: I know that it is twelve o'clock in the evening except Zishi, Haishi, Yinshi, Choushi, and Maoshi.

Gu Feizhou was stunned for a moment, speechless for a while, and sent a series of ellipses to the other party.

Feizhou Master is currently publishing the Chinese test paper, and has a multiple-choice question of "Which of the following correspondences is correct":

A. The eight great masters of Tang and Song Dynasties are Han Yu, Liu Zongyuan and Su Shi, Su Xun, Su Zhe, Ouyang Xiu, Wang Anshi and Zeng Gong in Song Dynasty.

B. "Historical Records" is a chronological history book written by Sima Qian, a famous historian of the Western Han Dynasty in my country. It is the first chronological general history in Chinese history and is listed as the first of the 24 histories.

C.未时是指15时至17时，申时是指17时至19时，戌时是指19时至21时。

D. The four dreams of Linchuan are "The Story of Huangliang", "The Story of the Purple Hairpin", "The Story of Handan" and "The Story of Nanke" written by Tang Xianzu, a playwright of the Ming Dynasty

The knowledge points of Chinese in the college entrance examination are all-encompassing. In addition to those pinyin and typos, it is also necessary to examine ancient and modern Chinese and foreign literature and historical common sense. In the eyes of Fei Zhou, the twelve o'clock is the most basic common sense.

Gu Feizhou felt that Lin Jinou was trying to anger him on purpose.

Zhou: "You really don't know?"

Lin Jinou posted six roll-eyed emoticons in a row, from Teletubbies to Lo-La-A Dream, and then started typing.

Your Ouhuang father: "Why should I remember these things? I am a contemporary teenager living in the 21st century, holding the five-star red flag standing upright and basking in the spring breeze of reform and opening up. Why do I need to know the ancient people's way of keeping time?"

Your Ouhuang father: "24-hour system, isn't it delicious?"

Gu Feizhou almost choked to death.

Does it make sense?

Zhou: "Zi time does not refer to twelve o'clock in the evening. The time in ancient China is equal to two hours now, so Zi time is exactly from eleven o'clock in the evening to one o'clock in the morning."

Your Gull Emperor father: "..."

God Fei Zhou was very tired. He felt that there was a barrier in communication between him and Lin Jinou, very difficult.

Zhou: "Forget it, you rest."

The sentence "forget it" made Lin Jinou feel that he had won the final victory in this battle, and he is now full of energy.

Your Ouhuang father: "But I can't sleep now."

Gu Feizhou pinched his brows helplessly, his fingertips felt tired even typing, so he sent a voice message directly: "Do you want me to tell you about the disadvantages of staying up late?"

"Staying up late it—"

Gu Feizhou pressed "press and talk" at the bottom of WeChat, and just opened his mouth, another new message appeared on the chat box.

Your Ouhuang father: "I suddenly remembered, I'm sleepy now. Goodbye."

Gu Feizhou let go of the button and shook his head helplessly.

Lin Jinou quickly dropped his cell phone and got under the covers with lightning speed.

If this is the downside of Tang Seng's reincarnated big devil staying up late for science, his brain will explode.

Is it because the hornet's nest hasn't been poked enough, or is it not sour enough to be blown up by T.NT?

**

At 02:30 in the afternoon of the next day, Gu Feizhou knocked on the door of Lin Jinou's house on time.According to usual habits, Lin Ranxia would not be at home at this point, but because she knew that Gu Feizhou would come over in the afternoon, and it was the first time she came to the door as Lin Jinou's tutor, so she stayed at home this afternoon, And brought the work back.

"Xiaozhou is here," Lin Ran Xiafu smiled softly as soon as he opened the door, "Come in quickly."

Gu Feizhou thanked him, and as soon as he sat down on the sofa, Lin Ranxia brought him a cup of tea.

Unlike yesterday's disposable paper cups, today's cups...or "tea mugs" might be more appropriate.

Gu Feizhou glanced in, it was wolfberry tea that he likes to drink, but the inside of this tea mug...

A layer of tea stains just stuck to the wall of the cup, and I couldn't bear to look directly at it.

As a standard Virgo, Gu Feizhou is a bit of a clean freak. After taking the glass of water, he thanked him very restrainedly. There was no clue on his face, but his body put the glass aside in disgust. Don't look at it.

It seems that if you look at it more, you will have more impulse to poke your eyes.

Gu Feizhou asked Lin Ranxia: "Aunt Xia, where is Lin Jinou?"

"Here we come," Lin Jinou came out of the bedroom with his slippers on, his face was still marked by the pressure of the pillowcase, his voice was a little softer than before, obviously he had just woken up.

He glanced at the tea mug on the coffee table, and couldn't help laughing: "Is this tea mug especially suitable for you, Gu Feizhou?"

Gu Feizhou pursed his lips and did not speak.

"Xiaoou said..." Lin Ranxia put the cut fruit on the coffee table in front of Gu Feizhou, paused, and continued, "You really like this style."

There was a hint of mystery and shock in her tone of "I didn't expect you to like this style".

"..."

The corner of Fei Zhou's mouth twitched wildly, just as he was about to argue for himself that this thing was far from his own aesthetics, Lin Jinou had already opened his mouth.

"That's right," Lin Jinou shrugged, "Isn't it? A teapot with goji berries..."

He slapped his hands and nodded seriously: "Perfect match, big brother!"

Gu Feizhou: "..."

Lin Ranxia was standing beside her, and suddenly smiled, with a hint of relief in her smile.

Although Lin Jinou behaved fairly well in front of her because of the inexplicable estrangement between himself and Lin Jinou, Lin Ranxia knew that his son was actually quite naughty, and he didn't know much about it before. Now looking at Lin Jinou It was quite interesting to argue with Gu Feizhou.

"Xiaoou bought this cup on purpose," Lin Ranxia said.

Gu Feizhou breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, that is to say, although the cup looked very apologetic and was disliked by others, it was a new purchase after all, and no one used it with such dignity.

Thinking of this, he looked at the cup again. He was frightened at the beginning and didn't look at it carefully. Now he looked carefully, only to find that its appearance is imitated from old times, and all the scratches , tea stains, and the piece of peeled paint on the edge of the cup are all made by hand.

At first glance, it looks like that, but it doesn't stand up to more detailed scrutiny.

The god Feizhou couldn't help but picked up the tea mug, and took a sip of wolfberry tea to suppress his shock.

With a "click", Gu Feizhou turned around and saw Lin Jinou holding a mobile phone with a sly smile on his face.

"I really have a good vision," Lin Jinou said with a grin. "A teapot with goji berries and an old cadre are a perfect match."

He looked at the picture frozen in the camera and nodded with great satisfaction.

Then, he couldn't help but take another look, muttered "It's pretty good", and then put the phone away. I don't know if he is saying that the composition and lighting of this photo are beautiful, or that the light in the photo is beautiful. That person is good-looking.

After waking up this morning, Lin Jinou immediately decided to go to the mobile phone city.

The screen of his previous mobile phone was cracked but he was too lazy to go out to buy it. Anyway, he still has a tablet at home, but when he thought that he would be "managed" by Gu Damo in the future, he might not have many opportunities to go out for a walk. The matter of getting a new mobile phone was put on the agenda.

When I bought a satisfactory new mobile phone from the mobile phone city and walked back, I ran into a craftsman selling some handicrafts on the road. There were all kinds of antique gadgets inside.

Lin Jinou immediately took a fancy to the tea mug.

He looked over the tea mug several times, and asked again and again for confirmation: "Is this cup new?"

The hawker is a middle-aged uncle with dark skin and a thin figure.The uncle grinned, patted his chest, and said in Mandarin with a Mocheng accent: "Don't worry, I made it myself. Although this thing looks the same as the old one, if you don't believe me, take a closer look, the tea stain is fake. Heck!"

Lin Jinou looked at it several times and found that it was really like this.

So, he immediately scanned the QR code to pay.

I don't know why, the first time Lin Jinou saw this tea mug, he thought of Gu Feizhou. It may be because the series of "detoxification theories" last night were too unforgettable and horrifying. In his eyes, Gu Feizhou is just a big tea A veteran cadre with wolfberry and chrysanthemum tea in a jar.

Gu Feizhou's face that has remained calm for thousands of years appeared in front of his eyes in an instant, and he imagined what Gu Feizhou might look like the moment he saw the teacup...

Lin Jinou hugged the tea mug and laughed like a sand sculpture on the spot.

The uncle asked with a smile: "What are you laughing at, kid? Give it to someone?"

Lin Jinou immediately stopped laughing, and immediately denied: "Subject? How is it possible? Even if I've been a bachelor all my life, I can't be with such a veteran cadre!"

The uncle still smiled: "But you laugh..." He gestured twice with his hands as he spoke, "In the words of you young people, it's idiot laughing."

The author has something to say: focus, new phone, take photos!

So, tell me aloud, who is the first photo in Brother Xiaoniao's phone? !

This photo is the key point and will be tested later.

Uncle PS is really a sensible person

Then let me talk about the detoxification time of various parts of the body. Some experts on the Internet said that this is a rumor, so they all hold their own opinions.As a layman, I don't know whether this detox time is true or not, but I wrote it here if the plot needs it, but anyway, it is always good to go to bed early and get up early, so everyone must not stay up late, go to bed early and get up early, improve your health. Immunity, and not bald! (I feel like an old cadre already)

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