Maliciousness towards foodies from beyond the sky

Ye Xiaoyang, 21 years old, a freshly baked little fresh meat, returned to his hometown of Baiguo City after graduation, and joined the mighty army of employment. He just received an offer on this day.Excited, he summoned his roommates from the university who had returned to Baiguo City with him, as well as a few buddies from high school, and went out to masturbate until midnight.

Ye Xiaoyang has always had weak stomach and intestines, and he can eat spicy food, but if he eats some shelled seafood (well, in Ye Xiaoyang's opinion, it is the kind of seafood with shit) or eats mixed food, his body will definitely protest to him.Baiguocheng is located in the southwest of Huaxia Kingdom. The university he studied in the north has a dry climate. Compared with Baiguocheng, a spicy country, it can be said that he doesn't eat spicy food.

In the past four years of college, Ye Xiaoyang can be said to have tried every means to find spicy food to eat.

Graduating from university is always a scary and exciting event, especially for a group of adrenaline-fueled middle school sophomores who think they can conquer the world but don't have a spear in their hands.This offer seems to have opened the door to a new world for Ye Xiaoyang, which is the world of adults. For a moment, it seems that all the money, beauties, and status are beckoning to him, and he can pretend to be dismissive by the way. look.

Anyway, the meaning is that Ye Xiaoyang is very HIGH, and the buddies are also very HIGH, ordering a very spicy butter red pot, all of them are served with chili noodles mixed with sesame seeds and ground peanuts Spicy and fragrant dry dishes, each holding a bottle of beer and blowing against the mouth of the bottle, each of them is full of spirit and fighting spirit, as if they will become heroes of the world tomorrow.

Except Ye Xiaoyang's college roommate Shen Nan is from the north, he can't eat spicy food very much, and his personality is more gentle and honest, he doesn't talk much, his big eyes are white and tender like a little white rabbit, he can't bear to bully him at first sight , everyone held up their hands a little bit, and only let him do whatever he wanted, while everyone else was fighting for half their lives.

Ye Xiaoyang was born with a challenging appearance, but rolling up his sleeves and eating skewers and drinking beer with his buddies, it can instantly kill the charming thoughts of many men and women towards him.

A group of people made noise until midnight, and Ye Xiaoyang went back to sleep without disturbing his parents.As the saying goes, extreme joy begets sorrow, and if you are too happy, you will suffer.Ye Xiaoyang had a weak stomach, and he didn't eat much spicy food in his four years in college. He ate too much and drank too much beer. At around two o'clock in the morning, he clutched his stomach and lay on the bed in agony. I don't even have the strength to get up.

He almost didn't even have the energy to call his parents. He thought it was a lot of noise when he was rolling around on the bed in such pain. It wouldn't take long for his parents to find out, but there was no one for a long time.Every minute and every second seemed like years, Ye Xiaoyang didn't forget to curse the world's malice towards foodies, and after an unknown amount of time, he passed out from the pain.

When he woke up, it was already broad daylight, and he heard his mother's loud and angry voice calling him in a daze, "Xiaoyang, wake up for dinner?! What time is it!"

Ye Xiaoyang rolled around on the bed and found that the pain in his body was gone. Thinking of the terrible pain last night, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

He got up and felt that there was something wrong with his room, but he didn't see anything wrong. It was the room he had slept in for more than ten years. He didn't think much about it. It was still lukewarm when it came out, and he was too dazed to react.

After eating breakfast at the table in big underpants and undershirt, the nourished brain seemed to react.Ye Xiaoyang opened his eyes wide, looked around in a little panic, ran to the bathroom in his room and turned on the faucet again, suddenly it was like a cloud and a mountain of mist!

When did his house get so fucking smart? !

Although the house is still the new one that has been lived in for more than ten years, and the mother is still the mother, but what about the water and electricity of those smart furniture? !The table where he ate had long since disappeared, replaced by a fireplace. His mother was sitting by the fireplace, knitting a sweater, with a bamboo basket filled with several balls of yarn beside her.

Ye Xiaoyang's mother said impatiently without raising her head, "You child, what are you running around here?! You have lived in the house for more than ten years! It seems like you don't know each other!"

This distaste, it really is my mother!After the appraisal, Ye Xiaoyang managed to feel more at ease. He asked with a trembling voice, "Mom, what's going on at home? Why did it become so high-end all of a sudden?!"

His mother didn't hesitate to look up at him, "Oh, you brat, how dare you mock me and your dad?!" She picked up the slipper she had dragged off and threw it at him, cursing, "All the money your father and I earn is spent on you, how can there be any money to clean up the house?! It's not for you, how can the house be so shabby?! You brat, you don't know what's good, how dare you laugh at me and your father ?! Heh, you haven’t even found a job yourself, how dare you make a fuss?!”

The last sentence hit Ye Xiaoyang's head like a heavy hammer.He obviously yelled at his mother the first time he received the offer, his mother's loudspeaker almost quickly passed the news to his father and her seven aunts and eight aunts, and incidentally also yelled at him Fan.Although the job was neither good nor bad, it was as good as his mother said.

Now his mother is obviously still his mother, but this house, everything his mother said is obviously not right!

"Mom, what time is it?"

Now his mother seemed to realize that something was wrong with his son, she got up and touched his forehead worriedly, "Son, don't you scare mom?! Isn't it the year 7017 in the Chinese calendar? Everyone in Huaxia knows it ?!"

Ye Xiaoyang supported his forehead with his hands, concealed his shocked expression, took a breath and changed the subject, "Mom, where's dad?"

Mother Ye still looked at her son worriedly, and replied, "Your father, he has already gone out for a stroll, what the hell is he doing! Son, you must not hide anything from Mom! We are fine if we don't find a job, You are so good, someone must want you!"

Ye Xiaoyang has black lines all over his head, he doesn't know what his mother is talking about!

At this moment, the doorbell rang. Although there was no such thing as a doorbell in his house, Ye Xiaoyang was no stranger to it now.

Mother Ye went to open the door, only to see a piece of folded cardboard floating out of nowhere, something like an invitation card, and there was no one at all outside the door.

Mother Ye didn't think it was unusual, so she took the hard paper, closed the door and opened it to take a look, covered her mouth in surprise, and cried out, "Xiaoyang, look! You have received an employment notice !"

Now Ye Xiaoyang didn't care about being muddled by all these strange things, so he leaned forward curiously, only to find that there was a red-headed document printed on the employment notice, which read "Comrade Ye Xiaoyang: Congratulations!" You have become a member of the Joint Food Law Enforcement Brigade of Xicheng District of Baiguo City! Please report within three days after receiving the notice." The signature is the Joint Food Law Enforcement Brigade of Xicheng District of Baiguo City, Huaxia State, with a bright red stamp on it.

Ye Xiaoyang scratched his head, and said with a little foolishness, "Hehe, this copycat red-headed document really looks like that!" Thinking he was stupid, he had never heard of the Food Joint Law Enforcement Brigade. This is just trying to fool him!

His mother hit him on the head with a slap, and said unhappily, "What are you talking about?! The seal of the Food Joint Law Enforcement Brigade can still be fake! This is the Food Joint Law Enforcement Brigade! You kid is walking shit The Food Transport Joint Law Enforcement Brigade! The ancestral grave is really smoked! Hey, I said what happened to you today?! Why is it so wrong today?!"

Ye Xiaoyang stuck out his tongue, took out the employment notice while his mother wasn't paying attention, went back to his room, and closed the door with a "bang".

He threw himself on the bed, crossed his legs, and held up the ordinary-looking but not-so-ordinary acceptance letter to his eyes. The bright sunlight came in from the window and sprinkled on the acceptance letter.

Suddenly, Ye Xiaoyang felt dizzy for a while, and a golden light floated in front of his eyes. He raised his hand to cover his eyes, and saw that after the golden light dissipated, a black fur ball appeared in front of his eyes, with a thin curly tail, "Chirp Chirp ", "chirp", "meow", "woof" for a long time, as if debugging the sound, and finally found the Chinese language mode, but the voice of a five or six-year-old child was clear and crisp, "cough cough, classmate Ye Xiaoyang, I am System Code 101."

"Because of your strong complaints about the food safety situation, the superior sent you to this different time and space parallel to your original world, and asked me to follow you to monitor your ideological transformation."

Ye Xiaoyang's head was full of black lines, thinking that when he was dying of pain, he seemed to have dumped the blame on the skewers he ate, but he didn't mean it at all!He fainted from the pain, why don't you let him complain? !He didn't feel that he had said too much, and how much resentment he had towards those strings!

But the situation was stronger than others, so he had to bow his head, and he said weakly, "Ahem, 101 system, I, I didn't complain strongly about the skewers I ate, I just said a little bit, look, you Can you have a large number of adults and send me back to the original world?"

The 101 system put its slender curly tail in front of its chest, and said arrogantly, "Hmph! The superior hates nonsense like you the most! Food is the most important thing for the people, and food is the most precious gift from heaven. The slightest blasphemy is allowed, but the public puts the most importance on food. You are obviously weak in your stomach and you still want to be brave, and you are in pain. You can blame it on the string. The superior has been in a bad mood recently. If you don’t take it out on you, who will you blame? Out of anger?!"

Ye Xiaoyang opened his eyes wide, opened his mouth half open, and was dumbfounded. It took him a long time to react and asked, "Then, after I complete the thought transformation you mentioned, can I return to my original world?!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, why are you going back to the original world?! The world here is exactly the same as yours, there are just a few differences. If you do a good job in ideological reform here, you will get the favor of your superiors. The future is boundless!"

"But, what about my parents in the original world? They, how sad would they be if they knew that I was gone?!" Thinking of this, Ye Xiaoyang felt really sad in his heart.

The black hair ball in front of him seemed to be completely puzzled, and said sarcastically, "Tsk tsk tsk, you human beings are really narrow-minded! You are you, your parents are still your parents, and your friends are still your friends. Could it be that your mother is still your friend outside?" Isn’t it your mother? Your consciousness is just a stream of data, I just slightly modified your data, this world has you, and of course the original world also has you!”

"Why worry so much! Let's think about how you want to complete the thought reform!"

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