How to fall in love with a scumbag

Mao Danni and I walked to the door of Class [-], and she waved: "Lingling! Hurry up." The fair, long-legged beauty came towards us with her schoolbag on her back.Sure enough, when she wears a school uniform, she is big and fat and has no outline. She wears a school uniform to highlight her advantage of long and straight legs, which makes my eyes dizzy.

Even at this time, I still glanced into the classroom from the corner of my eye. Those who robbed me in the past are now watching the victory scene of our three-party alliance. I don't believe that they dare to rob me today.It's a pity that Han Chao is not here, how can you say he is not here.

"Where's Han Chao?" Mao Danni asked what was on my mind for me.

"He has something to leave early this afternoon," Liang Lingling blinked her big eyes, looking at me curiously. "What? Don't introduce me."

"What's the introduction, I haven't become a regular yet," Mao Danni blushed and whispered in Liang Lingling's ear, and the two laughed for a while, then it was over, and they were ready to go home.

Walking out of the school gate, I saw the old people who were in class one just now. They had already gone downstairs while Mao Danni and Liang Lingling were whispering, and they were guarding under the big poplar tree 200 meters outside the school.

As soon as I left the school gate, I reached out and took the backpack from Mao Danni, "I'll do it."

Without flinching, Mao Danni handed me the backpack in front of her best friend with a smile on her face.

I took Danni Mao's backpack, like a talisman.

"Look, his serious face is so funny." Liang Lingling whispered in Mao Danni's ear.

"Envious?" Mao Danni took her hand, "Let Han Chao get it for you too."

"He won't. Unless both of my hands are broken, there will never be such a day." Liang Lingling said with some disappointment.

Mao Danni patted her, "He is so handsome, I would even give him a bag."

The three of us walked under the poplar tree, and the group of people greeted Liang Lingling and Mao Danni politely. Only the tall one who usually likes to pinch me with a creaking nest gave me a hard look.I pretended I didn't see it, and approached Mao Danni instead, and whispered a joke, which made her shrink her neck and laugh.

Of course I know why he glared at me. Although Mao Danni doesn't fit my aesthetics, she can talk and laugh with Li Zhi. The people in the first class are also because of Liang Lingling and Han Chao It is not surprising that they have a good impression of her because they occasionally come to play together.I turned around and looked at the group of people again.

Liang Lingling thought about her cell phone, and she picked it up: "Well, we just came out. Let's have dinner together. Mao Danni and his boyfriend are also here, let them come together?"

Mao Danni patted Liang Lingling, "What boyfriend? Don't talk nonsense." The two of them got together and giggled again.

Mao Danni turned her head and said to me: "Are you in a hurry to go back? Don't rush to eat with us."

"Don't worry, don't tell me, okay? I have to take you home." I agreed graciously.

She smiled slightly as if she was satisfied with my answer, and said to Liang Lingling, "I usually make light bulbs all the time, and today I can finally invite the four of us to have dinner together."

I was taken aback when I heard that, "Han Chao is coming too?"

"Well, he asked us to go first, and he will come later." Liang Lingling looked down at her phone, "Let's go, there is a restaurant we go to, it's near our community, and you don't have to send Xiao Nizi another time. gone."

When Han Chao came, his complexion was not good, his face was livid as if beaten with bronze, but when he saw me, his eyes lit up and he showed his signature crooked smile.

It made my eyelids twitch.

But I quickly remembered that during the swimming lessons in the past few weeks, my locker was always inexplicably soaked in water, which caused me to bring an extra set of clothes every time and asked Wang Dayong to put it in his locker for me, so I was wet I don't want to have the experience of going home once, and I don't want to have a second time.

Thinking of this, I stabilized my mind again, and met his gaze openly.

"You are Mao Danni's boyfriend?" He watched me read out the word "boyfriend" slowly.

"Oh, it's Lingling's nonsense, what boyfriend?" Mao Danni blushed, looking embarrassed, but her hand pinched the flesh on my arm and twisted it hard.

I gritted my teeth and endured the pain, and hurriedly said, "I like Mao Danni, but she hasn't promised me yet. I just want to send her home, and I will send her home every day." My straightforward confession obviously satisfied Mao Danni.She lowered her head, showing a very shy look, and rubbed the place where she had twisted just now with one hand.

"You are so straightforward." Liang Lingling seemed shocked by my words, she looked at Mao Danni, "Yifan is very nice, considerate and enthusiastic." She looked at Han Chao again, covered her mouth and laughed, "No Sorry, I remembered that you two fell into the swimming pool together in the swimming pool last time."

Han Chao didn't think it was funny, his pair of hanging eyes looked cold like a full moon scimitar.

In order not to face the two scimitars directly, I took off my glasses, and softly argued in my blurred vision, "It was all a misunderstanding," and then blinked my eyes to try to look as harmless as possible.After seeing my face without glasses in the swimming pool, Li Zhi always said that I looked so innocent and kind.I also came to the same conclusion in front of the mirror at home. This is the first time I have actually fought.

Mao Danni also patted my arm, jumped out in time and said: "No matter what happened before, Han Chao is my idol, you have to treat him as an idol." She pinched my face affectionately as she spoke.I feel that at least here with Mao Danni, it is useful for me to be harmless to humans and animals.

I hurriedly stood up and poured wine for Han Chao, "Idol, please drink."

Han Chao leaned back on the chair, staring casually at the bubbling yellow liquid in the wine glass, "You can drink if you want, but if you don't get drunk today, don't even think about going out through this door."

Everyone could tell that Han Chao was in a bad mood today, but Liang Lingling didn't stop him, she just asked me considerately, "Is it okay if you go back after drinking?"

"It's okay, it's okay if you don't go back." I remembered that every time I walked into the living room, my uncle, aunt, and cousin were still talking enthusiastically, but as soon as I walked in, no one spoke.Thinking of it now, my heart twitched violently.I took out my mobile phone and sent a text message to my uncle, telling him that I would go back to grandma's house to stay overnight.

That night, it was white, yellow, and red. I don’t know how much it was mixed. In the end, it seemed that everything was mixed together and drunk.The two girls sat together and whispered, Han Chao and I sat closer and drank more and more. At that moment, I felt that we both wanted to get drunk, but in the end we seemed to be getting more and more sober.An unspeakable loneliness and desolation enveloped my heart.

In fact, when I just walked to the restaurant, I found that the opposite of the restaurant was the neighborhood where I lived before I was 8 years old. When I was 8 years old, I actually don’t have so many memories, but sometimes my grandma would lead me around here for two stops to see if I would meet the old mother who took my life-saving money and walked away. .Thinking that one day her conscience will be struck by lightning suddenly, she will come back here to have a look, and then accidentally run into me and my grandma who are wandering here.

But we walked around for so many years, until my grandma closed her eyes and kicked her legs away when I was 15 years old, and I never saw that woman again.Later I moved to my uncle's house and never came here again.

I looked up at Han Chao, his profile appeared in the middle of a pile of yellow stars, the high nose bridge and the sharp jaw curve always reminded me of some kind of weapon in the ancient dragon weapon book, or Wang Zhaojun in a certain style. The favorite saying in the game: "Cold snaps are everywhere".

At first we didn't say a word, just clinked glasses and poured wine into our stomachs.Until there was no more wine on the table, the two of us seemed to hug each other and pat each other on the back and talked a lot.Anyway, I ended up waking up in the yard of my grandma's house.Fortunately, it was still very hot at that time. Fortunately, I was so drunk that I was able to find my grandma’s house two stops away. Fortunately, I still had the key hanging around my neck in a foolish way.

The small bungalow in the alley is my last home, whether I open my eyes or close my eyes, I can always find it there, even if no one is waiting for me in the house anymore.I still wear the key next to my clothes under my clothes as in the past years, just like my grandma hung it solemnly around my neck for the first time and said: "From now on, you will be with me, they don't want you, I want you. "

When I woke up, a house sparrow was looking for food in the tree hole next to my face, its tail pouted and chirping happily.A small blue persimmon fell by my ear, stained with slightly damp soil.If it weren't for the pain in my head that was about to burst, I really felt that I could write an essay like "Grandma's Small Courtyard" to express the joy of waking up in the morning.

But I really couldn't be happy. I slept in the yard all night. I rolled my head and face, and my head was throbbing. The worst thing was that I saw the man in the house who was sleeping happily. The anger in my heart jumped up instantly.The bastard threw me in the yard, but he climbed into the big bed, slept soundly, and had three bright mat marks on his face.

But I haven't lost my mind.If the school is a small society, then whether I admit it or not, the handsome man on the bed who can sleep with his mouth open stands at the top of the food chain, and I have obviously fallen to the bottom of the food chain by accident.In order to climb to a more suitable position, at least not to become a target for others to practice boxing or a fool asking for money, I have to stand by this man.

So I rubbed my brain that drank like a kaleidoscope, took a shower, went to the kitchen to cook a pot of porridge, and then peeled a preserved egg that I didn’t know how long, mixed it with sesame oil and soy sauce, and brought it to the table .He seemed to smell the aroma of rice, turned over and opened his eyes, looking at me and the steaming porridge bowl.

"How did you get me here yesterday? It was a lot of work. I was so drunk that I don't remember anything." I smiled and thanked him for not throwing me on the street.

"Fuck! You kept hugging me and calling grandma yesterday, don't let me go!" He rolled over and sat up, "Don't drink if you can't drink. You insist on letting me go home with you. See you as soon as you enter the house." When your grandma made fun of me, you said you were not careful."

I followed his eyes and saw the black and white photos on the table, and grandma laughed out loud in it.She has endured hardships all her life, but her smile is uncompromising, and she is always happy as if she is picking up money.

I couldn't help blurting out: "So you just threw me in the yard?"

"That's not true, you threw it away first, see you later, grandma." He stretched himself.I thought to myself, Shen Ren, you can still sleep, why didn't my grandma come to find you.

He rolled his eyes at me, "What's the matter? Do you have an opinion?"

"No, no, I dare not," I flattered like a Japanese translator, "Are you hungry? Have some porridge." I dragged the chair over and put it beside the table.

He wobbled up and sat down at the table. I thought about it and asked again: "How are the girls doing yesterday? I didn't even bother to send them home."

He looked at the chopsticks with distaste, "Are there disposable ones?" I hurriedly got up and looked in the cabinet.

"That bitch Mao Danni has hooked up with me twice, and I ignored her, you are still rushing to pick up a cuckold." His words were like a thunderbolt.I padded my feet and took the disposable chopsticks off the hanging cabinet, and looked back at him in a daze.