family law
Chapter 1 SHOCK after the long holiday
Long vacation, finally looking forward to a week long vacation.
Today is the third day of the long vacation, Satoshi Ohno is still lying on the bed, wearing polka-dot boxers with his bare upper body drooling.In the next room, Kazuya was wearing headphones and holding a joystick, fighting with the bosses in the TV.In fact, since last night, the refrigerator has been empty except for beer drinks and yogurt, and this morning it was finally declared that it was out of ammunition and food.Kazuya wiped out the last cup of yogurt from under Ono's nose, and locked himself in the small room contentedly.Ohno, who had nothing left to hate, could only lie down and continue to sleep, hoping that countless delicacies would appear in his dreams.
Another day passed, and Ohno, who couldn't saliva anymore, rushed into Kazuya's small room.
"I can't do it anymore, I want to eat." The whole person was wrapped around the door frame like a snake, his eyes blurred.
He Ye just turned his face slowly in a daze: "Okay, remember to pack a copy for me." He turned his head back again, like a ghost, and his body remained motionless.
"Let's go out to eat together, and by the way, go to the supermarket to stock up on some rations." If I remember correctly, the toothpaste in the bathroom was almost squeezed out, and the two of them turned it into a perfect shriveled shape without leaving any gaps.
"No, I don't have a car, I don't want to move." Kazuya was still the same.
"I heard that there is a new COCO's next to the KFC at the Yangliuqing intersection on Wuning Road. The chicken wings inside are fat and big. The most rare thing is the layer of barbecue sauce on it, which is shiny and fragrant. There is also a sweet taste. There is also ice cream there, served in a homemade shortbread plate, three sweet and refreshing flavors with crispy pancakes and fresh fruits, which melt in the mouth. By the way, the Italian bacon The noodles are amazing..."
Before Ohno finished speaking, Ninomiya Kazu also threw the joystick away, and looked at the naked Ohno bitterly: "Aren't you tired of talking so much?"
"Tired, but I'm even more hungry..."
"Why don't you change your clothes then? Bring your wallet, you will pay for all the expenses today, this is the price for seducing me, hmph!"
Ono felt secretly refreshed, fortunately he was only talking about COCO'S, otherwise he would have suffered heavy losses.
"Is it delicious?" Ohno couldn't help asking with a smile as he watched Kazuya pick up a big chicken wing with one hand.
"Um……"
"Come here, the pizza here is also very good, with a lot of crispy cheese on the bottom, much more delicious than the rubbish of Pizza Hut, try it." After finishing speaking, he cut a large piece and put it on Kazuya's plate.
Kazuya naturally does not refuse anyone who comes, and someone willingly serves him, what a decent thing that is, laugh.
After sweeping the large and small dishes on the table, the two burped in disarray on the sofa seat, and Kazuya squinted at Ono who was sitting opposite, and couldn't help but ask, "Have you eaten here before?" , which handsome guy did you come with?"
"Misunderstanding, it's all pens left by men and women on the Dianping website. The power of the masses is really strong. This store is really good, the price is good, and the environment is good. I will definitely come again next time."
Having nothing to do, the two went to the Times Supermarket next to COCO'S, one left and one right, and they couldn't help sighing as they passed the entrance of KFC.I still remember that a few days ago, a baby girl and her mother were eating children's meals here, but they were hijacked by a man suspected of being mentally ill for several hours. The police failed to negotiate and finally shot the man, and the mother and daughter Left a lifetime of shadows.
The two of them finished shopping for daily necessities and food, and they were willing to go to checkout after filling up the cart. Suddenly Ohno's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but brow up with joy.
The ancients often said: full of warmth and thought of love, this moment is becoming the perfect portrayal of Ohno.To take or not to take?If you take him and refuse to give in, won't it destroy the relationship between the two of them?Don't take it, I feel very regretful in my heart.Hesitant, so hesitant.It would be great if I was that guy Sakurai Sho, and I will definitely not say anything to the Overlord and forcefully bow.Forget it, just close your eyes and pretend you didn't see it.Frowning and grey-faced, he pushed the car and queued up to check out.
I don't know if it's been a long time since I bought anything, and the prices are going up so fast.Looking at the numbers jumping wildly on the screen of the price recorder, Ohno couldn't help cursing inwardly.
With a "click", a small hand suddenly threw a small box and put it on the conveyor belt. Da Ye was frightened when he saw it, and he wanted to ask but dared not ask.After paying the bill in a hurry, he obediently followed behind Kazuya with a heavy plastic bag in one hand.After getting into the taxi, I breathed a sigh of relief.
"I don't like the smell of that brand, so I took Johnson & Johnson's, you... don't mind." Next to Ono, Kazuya asked coldly.
"No, no... mind, I also prefer Johnson & Johnson."
"Hmph, you have no guts!"
After the seven-day long vacation, the two reluctantly went out to work, and the painful days would begin again.
"It's so hot, we are civil servants after all, why should we suffer like this?" Ohno was sweating profusely as he stepped on his bicycle.
"Yeah, it's so hot! You should hurry up. If you are late, you will be deducted a perfect attendance award." Kazuya, who was sitting in the back of the car, slapped Ohno's back, and then changed the shot to make Ohno wail .
"You said it lightly. If you want us to change, you can ride and ride." Ohno gritted his teeth with hatred, and he was really helpless for the lazy guy behind him who was more lazy than himself.
"Ride? How do you want me to ride? If you hadn't worked so hard last night, how could my waist still be straight? And that KY, are you using it or taking it? You can't save it order?"
Ono snickered: "Even if you eat it, you will be eaten by the ones below you!"
"Fuck you, court death!"
"Kazuya, let's go buy a car, pick a cheaper one, I think Jun Matsumoto's is pretty good."
"I don't have any money, I still have to pay for the house!"
"Then buy an LPG first? That one doesn't need to use your own strength, and you can sit comfortably!"
"Doesn't natural gas cost money? It's so expensive now. Besides, the car is so expensive. If it's stolen, the city government won't pay you for one. It's annoying to have a car inspection every year. It's still a second-hand bicycle. Well, 50 yuan can be done, and it won’t feel bad if it is stolen, and it can also burn fat and exercise.”
Suddenly, a huge unknown object flashed past the eyes of the two of them, and fell with a "bang" in the middle of the non-motorized vehicle lane. This sudden "attack" frightened the surrounding people. In just a few seconds, it flowed everywhere, the sound of honks, screams, and the whistle of the coordinator followed one after another, the car was overturned and people were crooked, and there was chaos.
The author has something to say:
Johnson & Johnson KY: Body Lubricants
LPG: Chengjie Natural Gas Assisted Motorcycle
Shanghai KFC hijacking case: At around 2007:6 pm on June 6, [-], a hostage hijacking incident occurred at the KFC restaurant located on Wuning Road, Yangliuqing Road, Shanghai.The hijacker was shot by the police.
Coordinator: Aunts and uncles who specialize in jaywalking at the intersection.
Today is the third day of the long vacation, Satoshi Ohno is still lying on the bed, wearing polka-dot boxers with his bare upper body drooling.In the next room, Kazuya was wearing headphones and holding a joystick, fighting with the bosses in the TV.In fact, since last night, the refrigerator has been empty except for beer drinks and yogurt, and this morning it was finally declared that it was out of ammunition and food.Kazuya wiped out the last cup of yogurt from under Ono's nose, and locked himself in the small room contentedly.Ohno, who had nothing left to hate, could only lie down and continue to sleep, hoping that countless delicacies would appear in his dreams.
Another day passed, and Ohno, who couldn't saliva anymore, rushed into Kazuya's small room.
"I can't do it anymore, I want to eat." The whole person was wrapped around the door frame like a snake, his eyes blurred.
He Ye just turned his face slowly in a daze: "Okay, remember to pack a copy for me." He turned his head back again, like a ghost, and his body remained motionless.
"Let's go out to eat together, and by the way, go to the supermarket to stock up on some rations." If I remember correctly, the toothpaste in the bathroom was almost squeezed out, and the two of them turned it into a perfect shriveled shape without leaving any gaps.
"No, I don't have a car, I don't want to move." Kazuya was still the same.
"I heard that there is a new COCO's next to the KFC at the Yangliuqing intersection on Wuning Road. The chicken wings inside are fat and big. The most rare thing is the layer of barbecue sauce on it, which is shiny and fragrant. There is also a sweet taste. There is also ice cream there, served in a homemade shortbread plate, three sweet and refreshing flavors with crispy pancakes and fresh fruits, which melt in the mouth. By the way, the Italian bacon The noodles are amazing..."
Before Ohno finished speaking, Ninomiya Kazu also threw the joystick away, and looked at the naked Ohno bitterly: "Aren't you tired of talking so much?"
"Tired, but I'm even more hungry..."
"Why don't you change your clothes then? Bring your wallet, you will pay for all the expenses today, this is the price for seducing me, hmph!"
Ono felt secretly refreshed, fortunately he was only talking about COCO'S, otherwise he would have suffered heavy losses.
"Is it delicious?" Ohno couldn't help asking with a smile as he watched Kazuya pick up a big chicken wing with one hand.
"Um……"
"Come here, the pizza here is also very good, with a lot of crispy cheese on the bottom, much more delicious than the rubbish of Pizza Hut, try it." After finishing speaking, he cut a large piece and put it on Kazuya's plate.
Kazuya naturally does not refuse anyone who comes, and someone willingly serves him, what a decent thing that is, laugh.
After sweeping the large and small dishes on the table, the two burped in disarray on the sofa seat, and Kazuya squinted at Ono who was sitting opposite, and couldn't help but ask, "Have you eaten here before?" , which handsome guy did you come with?"
"Misunderstanding, it's all pens left by men and women on the Dianping website. The power of the masses is really strong. This store is really good, the price is good, and the environment is good. I will definitely come again next time."
Having nothing to do, the two went to the Times Supermarket next to COCO'S, one left and one right, and they couldn't help sighing as they passed the entrance of KFC.I still remember that a few days ago, a baby girl and her mother were eating children's meals here, but they were hijacked by a man suspected of being mentally ill for several hours. The police failed to negotiate and finally shot the man, and the mother and daughter Left a lifetime of shadows.
The two of them finished shopping for daily necessities and food, and they were willing to go to checkout after filling up the cart. Suddenly Ohno's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but brow up with joy.
The ancients often said: full of warmth and thought of love, this moment is becoming the perfect portrayal of Ohno.To take or not to take?If you take him and refuse to give in, won't it destroy the relationship between the two of them?Don't take it, I feel very regretful in my heart.Hesitant, so hesitant.It would be great if I was that guy Sakurai Sho, and I will definitely not say anything to the Overlord and forcefully bow.Forget it, just close your eyes and pretend you didn't see it.Frowning and grey-faced, he pushed the car and queued up to check out.
I don't know if it's been a long time since I bought anything, and the prices are going up so fast.Looking at the numbers jumping wildly on the screen of the price recorder, Ohno couldn't help cursing inwardly.
With a "click", a small hand suddenly threw a small box and put it on the conveyor belt. Da Ye was frightened when he saw it, and he wanted to ask but dared not ask.After paying the bill in a hurry, he obediently followed behind Kazuya with a heavy plastic bag in one hand.After getting into the taxi, I breathed a sigh of relief.
"I don't like the smell of that brand, so I took Johnson & Johnson's, you... don't mind." Next to Ono, Kazuya asked coldly.
"No, no... mind, I also prefer Johnson & Johnson."
"Hmph, you have no guts!"
After the seven-day long vacation, the two reluctantly went out to work, and the painful days would begin again.
"It's so hot, we are civil servants after all, why should we suffer like this?" Ohno was sweating profusely as he stepped on his bicycle.
"Yeah, it's so hot! You should hurry up. If you are late, you will be deducted a perfect attendance award." Kazuya, who was sitting in the back of the car, slapped Ohno's back, and then changed the shot to make Ohno wail .
"You said it lightly. If you want us to change, you can ride and ride." Ohno gritted his teeth with hatred, and he was really helpless for the lazy guy behind him who was more lazy than himself.
"Ride? How do you want me to ride? If you hadn't worked so hard last night, how could my waist still be straight? And that KY, are you using it or taking it? You can't save it order?"
Ono snickered: "Even if you eat it, you will be eaten by the ones below you!"
"Fuck you, court death!"
"Kazuya, let's go buy a car, pick a cheaper one, I think Jun Matsumoto's is pretty good."
"I don't have any money, I still have to pay for the house!"
"Then buy an LPG first? That one doesn't need to use your own strength, and you can sit comfortably!"
"Doesn't natural gas cost money? It's so expensive now. Besides, the car is so expensive. If it's stolen, the city government won't pay you for one. It's annoying to have a car inspection every year. It's still a second-hand bicycle. Well, 50 yuan can be done, and it won’t feel bad if it is stolen, and it can also burn fat and exercise.”
Suddenly, a huge unknown object flashed past the eyes of the two of them, and fell with a "bang" in the middle of the non-motorized vehicle lane. This sudden "attack" frightened the surrounding people. In just a few seconds, it flowed everywhere, the sound of honks, screams, and the whistle of the coordinator followed one after another, the car was overturned and people were crooked, and there was chaos.
The author has something to say:
Johnson & Johnson KY: Body Lubricants
LPG: Chengjie Natural Gas Assisted Motorcycle
Shanghai KFC hijacking case: At around 2007:6 pm on June 6, [-], a hostage hijacking incident occurred at the KFC restaurant located on Wuning Road, Yangliuqing Road, Shanghai.The hijacker was shot by the police.
Coordinator: Aunts and uncles who specialize in jaywalking at the intersection.
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