My mom always wants to break me

I, Chen Xi, female, heterosexual.

I am now experiencing the most severe three-view shock in my life.

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Things go back to a week ago, it was a spring Saturday morning.

After the basketball team practiced, and I was just going to pick up the car from the carport with my personal belongings, the captain of our men’s basketball team, Zhen Yingjun, a junior in high school, came to tell me that he liked me.

Looking at Senior Zhen Yingjun's youthful, beautiful, pimple-like face, which looked like the surface of the moon, I rejected him decisively.

Without him, there is no way to describe the youthful and beautiful pimples on this face.

Senior Zhen Yingjun is indeed a good person.

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Early this morning, when I was running from home to school for training, I happened to meet senior Zhen Yingjun at the entrance of a small park near my home.

When senior Zhen Yingjun saw me, he greeted me with a smile on his face, like the people seeing comrades from the People’s Liberation Army.

I was shocked immediately, and staggered back two steps, afraid that he would smile too much and pop the pimples on his face, if it sprayed on my face, it would be very bad.

My cleanliness is serious.

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"Chen Xi."

The burly senior Zhen Yingjun stood in front of me, with the reserved look of a little girl on his face, shy when he wanted to speak.

I exploded in an instant, secretly exerted force, and tensed my leg muscles, ready to run away at any time, but I still tried my best to smile lightly on my face: "What's the matter?"

"Um……"

Senior Zhen Yingjun nodded shyly, and stuffed something into my hand without saying a word. Then, I saw him turn around quickly, swinging the cat fist left and right, and disappeared in a flash. Inside my line of sight.

——Under the watchful eyes of the grandpas and aunts doing morning exercises.

I thought, there must be a lovely girl living in his strong and solid body.

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After watching Zhen Yingjun run away with a sense of a girl, I belatedly looked at the thing he just stuffed into my hand.

It was a pink colored paper folded into a peach heart shape, with a cute little arrow drawn on it, which should be a sign for me to open it.

Undecided in shock, I opened the colored paper with a nervous and heavy heart.

What caught my eye was two lines of teeny lowercase characters with handsome fonts——

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【Wait until my pimples disappear,

Can Qingqing marry me? 】

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Ooooooooooooooo! ! !

Damn! ! !

So cute! ! !

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Looking at senior Zhen Yingjun's beautiful handwriting, thinking of his tactile twisting and shyness like a little daughter's home when he is running away, my phantom limb is shameful...cough cough...

What should I do, I really want to fuck him...

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Just when my Xi Shi held my heart and looked happy (lucky) on my face, I suddenly felt a sharp gaze coming from behind me obliquely. The heart of the girl with bubbles was instantly chilled.

My limbs turned around stiffly, and I pulled the corners of my lips with difficulty: "Mom..."

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It was my mother, Ms. Chen Meili.

At this moment, Ms. Chen Meili, who is 1.5 meters tall, is looking up at me, who is 45 meters eight, at a 1.7-degree angle, and is demonstrating to me.

I shivered with fright, and the colored paper in my hand fell to the ground.

I was in a bad mood, and just as I was about to bend down to pick it up, Ms. Chen Meili, who had the advantage of being short, got there first.

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The pink colored paper was trembling in the hands of Ms. Chen Meili, and the magnitude of the tremors was getting bigger and bigger at a speed visible to the naked eye.

There is no doubt that this is the manifestation of Ms. Chen Meili's anger.

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"Mom... listen to me explain..."

I smiled salivatingly, bit the bullet and behaved to Ms. Chen Meili, hoping to get leniency from her old man.

After all, the crime of puppy love cannot be forgiven.

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"I just looked at your nympho look from a distance and thought it was wrong. Now that everyone has stolen the money, what else do you have to explain?!"

Ms. Chen Meili snorted heavily, rolled the colored paper in her hand into a ball, and threw it at me, then turned around and opened the passenger door of the van parked on the side of the road with the words "Chen Ji West Point House" on it. .

I felt cold all over, and my heart was not good. Could it be that the old man wants to ask for family law.

In the blink of an eye, accompanied by the sound of the car door slamming heavily, Ms. Chen Meili had a French baguette in her hand.

——This is not an ordinary French baguette, but a French baguette from [-], which Ms. Chen Meili inherited from my grandma. It is said that this guy is older than her, and it is said that when she was young Had a lot of beatings from this guy.

The provider of this "said" is my grandma, which is very credible.

Naturally, this is the "family law" of our Chen family.

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I stood there dumbstruck, knowing that I was doomed.

As for why I didn’t escape, it was because Ms. Chen Meili’s speed was so fast that before the escape command from my brain had time to be transmitted to my limbs, the French baguette from [-] was gone. Caught in her hand.

What's more, I dare not run.

If I were two ducks and one duck, and if I ran away like this, my crime of puppy love would be well established, and I would just wait to die.

So I can't run away, what I have to do now is to confess and try to get her old man to commute my death sentence with a reprieve for the sake of my surrender.

In a flash of thought, Ms. Chen Meili swung her arms round and smashed that [-] French baguette at me in the face.

"Evil! I made you not learn well! I told you not to learn well! I told you not to learn well——"

Every time Ms. Chen Meili gritted her teeth and yelled "I won't let you learn well", that French baguette from [-] would hit me with a critical blow.

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After hitting me ten times with ping-pong, Ms. Chen Meili drew back her hands out of breath, folded her arms like a Taoist nun holding a whisk, and put her [-] French baguette in the socket of her elbow. carry it.

Although she withdrew her hand, her expression was still gloomy like a black cloud overwhelming the city.

As expected of a family law that has been passed down for two generations, this French baguette from [-] is almost as hard as a baseball bat.My arms and legs were almost broken by it, but in the end it didn't even fall off.

Terrible.

I rubbed my arms and legs that were so painful from the beating, and looked down at Ms. Chen Meili with a bitter face: "Mom... I haven't promised him yet..."

"Shut up! Come home with me!"

Ms. Chen Meili picked up that [-] French baguette and hit my butt with a mallet.

"There is still basketball training today..."

I laughed foolishly.

Ms. Chen Meili gave me a hard look: "I'll call your physical education teacher to ask for leave later."

I had no choice but to raise my hands in surrender, and obediently let Ms. Chen Meili force me into her van.

The author has something to say:

It was posted on the Lily Club before. After the game, it should be put on the trumpet for people to see. It should be a tape... Anyway, it is not used to cheat money, um...