Milk Dog Ba Zong and Women's Clothes Juju

In a girly warm color fashion lounge in a building.

Vincent's reputation was so bad, Tong Zhen couldn't help but frowned, and pretended to inquire a few words casually. He heard that he was a small traffic star of a popular girl group. Heap, this is relieved.

The interview ended in a pleasant atmosphere.

Tong Zhen carried a small paper bag containing clothes and makeup remover supplies, and went to the bathroom on the top floor, ready to remove her makeup and change clothes before going out.

A "cleaning" sign was placed outside the men's bathroom door, which was also locked.

He was about to go to the bathroom on other floors, but at this moment, he suddenly heard a faint movement from inside. It didn't look like his aunt was cleaning, but rather...

With her eyes fixed, Tong Zhen raised her foot and kicked open the bathroom door, walking towards the toilet cubicle that made the noise.

There was a moment of silence in the toilet, and then there were more violent struggles and cries for help from the woman being blocked in her throat.

A man threatened in a low voice: "Don't talk! If you talk again, I will post your photo on the Internet!"

The toilet was quiet again.

Tong Zhen walked outside the compartment door.

The compartment is locked.

The door opened inward, and Tong Zhen was afraid that the violent breaking of the door would hurt innocent people.He looked left and right, threw the paper bag in his hand on the window sill, grabbed the top of the compartment with both hands, and flew up with a little effort.

***

After Shen Jingbing accepted the interview, she asked someone to book a private room at the five-star restaurant downstairs, and agreed to invite the editor-in-chief and his party to dinner at [-]:[-] p.m.

The editor-in-chief will then go to interview the girl group Xiaohua, and the work will end at 07:30.

For a model of his size and a high-end brand, the cooperation between the two parties is mutually beneficial and win-win. Sharp Fashion agreed to cooperate with Jiaohong. The friendship of the landlord.

After bidding farewell to the editor-in-chief, Shen Jingbing walked towards the bathroom on the top floor where the coffee shop is located.

He drank coffee almost all afternoon, and was really in a hurry to urinate.

But as soon as he passed the corner of the stairs, he saw the heroine of the female middle school standing at the door of the men's bathroom, flying a kick very boldly.

boom!A loud bang.

The door fell inward, and the heroine of the female middle school strode into the men's bathroom without hesitation.

Shen Jingbing: "..."

The author has something to say: This chapter was rewritten three times.

Until the end of the National Day, there will be a bye for eight weeks. Although I guessed that there will be no list, in fact, I have always hoped that there will be a poison list in my heart. At least I can accumulate enough collections after the end.So every Thursday and Friday after the bye, I have to spend time to adjust my mentality, ignore the background data, pretend that my grades are not that bad, and then continue to write with enthusiasm.

But when I had a bye again before the National Day, I knew that this article was completely over.

All hope must be given up.

I really planned to have a little more codes for the National Day, [-] days a day, and try to finish it as soon as possible, but I didn't realize it until I really started writing, and I didn't feel it anymore.

What I wrote has no emotion at all, it is dry, and I hate it when I read it. I rewrite and rewrite repeatedly, but I can't find the feeling, and I can't write the desired effect.The plot is well thought out, but I feel like I am floating on the surface of the story, like a complete bystander and outsider.

There was originally a part later in this chapter, but I wrote the climax like a running account.So I decided to stop here, and see if I can find the feeling later, and rewrite it again.

I don't know what to say, every time I see your comments, I want to cry, thank you for your willingness to support a story that is not so purely sweet and refreshing.I'm sorry, you guys are saving up, come back and read it when it's over.I will work hard.

The above paragraph is all about the author's blind comparison, if you read it, forget it.

Happy National Day everyone!Eat well, have fun, and be happy!

☆, heroine

The posture of this heroine going to the bathroom is really different.

It doesn't matter if you break the door violently, the door of the men's toilet is the one that broke.

Shen Jingbing instantly imagined that he was draining the water in the bathroom, the door was suddenly kicked down violently, and a tall woman strode in. She couldn't help being stiff all over, her lower body tightened, and she suddenly felt a bit painful.

He twitched the corners of his mouth, feeling deeply grateful.

Fortunately, it was a little late, otherwise...

But at this moment, he saw the small sign "cleaning" at the door of the bathroom.

Shen Jingbing frowned, her eyes were fixed, and she didn't care about the "women" in the men's bathroom, so she walked to the door of the bathroom in two steps.

Then, he saw the woman tiptoe slightly, reaching the top of the compartment with both hands, without using much force, she easily flew up and jumped into the compartment.

Shen Jingbing: "..."

He once again unlocked a new posture for going to the toilet—climbing over the wall and entering the cubicle.

Standard equipment for female heroes.

He, a big man with a height of 1.9 meters, also had to bow down.

At this moment, he heard the sound of a man killing a pig from the toilet cubicle, and he couldn't help shivering. The next second, the compartment door opened, and a petite woman came out from inside, with a low voice. Head down, visually measure the appearance of 1.6 meters [-].

Shrunk... shrunk?

Because of too many shocks in a short period of time, Shen Jingbing's mind froze for a second before she realized that this was not the female high school hero who had just climbed over the wall.

The woman held her skirt with her hands, her hair and clothes were a little messy, her eyes were red, she had obviously cried just now, and her face was smudged. When she saw him, her eyes subconsciously flinched, then she lowered her head and hurried away up.

Only then did Shen Jingbing realize what had happened, he frowned, and strode to the door of the cubicle.

Inside the open cubicle door, the woman carried the misbehaving photographer like a chicken, and pressed him against the wall, her domineering air leaking: "Why, didn't you get enough beating last time?"

Vincent has already seen his strength value, if he hadn't thought that the evil spirit had already left, and the little female model who was a green leaf was too fresh and delicious, he wouldn't have dared to do it even if he had a hundred guts.

In order to avoid other people's eyes and ears, he deliberately tricked the little model into the remote bathroom on the top floor, put a "cleaning" sign outside the bathroom door, and locked the door behind him. Unexpectedly, he bumped into this evil spirit.

Cold sweat dripped down Vincent's forehead, and he pissed in fear instantly: "No no no no no no."

"Not enough?"

Tong Zhen dragged him down by the neckline, and her knee hit his chest heavily.

Vincent gasped: "No, no, no... that's enough!"

"Enough? Why don't you think it's enough when you harass the female model?" Tong Zhen picked him up again, and slapped his knee on his key parts mercilessly, "Why did you promise me last time? Mom forgot?"

Vincent was so painful that his facial features were deformed instantly, his tears burst into tears, and he was speechless for a while.

Shen Jingbing: "..."

This woman's attack was really ruthless, and he felt a dull pain in a certain part of himself.

No wonder she didn't appreciate it last time, he thought he was handsome and ran to "hero to save the beauty", but in fact, he could hold the whole audience by himself, there was no need for him to intervene.

Thinking of this, Shen Jingbing couldn't help but feel a little hot.

He put his hand to his lips and coughed: "That, Miss Tong."

Only then did Tong Zhen see Shen Jingbing outside the cubicle door.

He was so angry just now, coupled with the woman's crying, he didn't even notice that someone was following up, and he accidentally exposed his true strength.

Tong Zhen: "..."

Shen Jingbing was originally a very talkative person, best at adjusting the atmosphere, but maybe because the place was not right, maybe because she was ashamed of the "hero saving the beauty" last time, she didn't know what to say for a while.

There was an awkward silence at the scene.

After a while, Shen Jingbing finally said: "The skill is not bad... have you practiced?"

Judging by the voice, the ex-boyfriend probably didn't recognize him.Tong Zhen secretly breathed a sigh of relief, nodded perfunctorily, and pointed at Vincent who was pressed on the toilet by him: "He..."

"I saw it," Shen Jingbing said, "Should I call the police?"

Tong Zhen shook her head: "Attempted molestation, and there is no camera. If the other party refuses to admit it, he will be released after two hours of education at most. How about..."

Half an hour later, the entertainment paparazzi and tabloid reporters who received the news came to the men's restroom on the top floor of Nanguo Mall and saw Vincent, a well-known fashion photographer.

The well-known photographer who often pretends to be aggressive on Weibo is now tied up by his own pants, hanging upside down in the toilet cubicle, wearing only a pair of underpants, with messy lipstick marks on his lips, and eight scars on his forehead. Big bloody characters: "Those who bully my girlfriend... die!"

The paparazzi and gossip reporters, like cats smelling fish, excitedly took out their cameras and mobile phones, snapping snaps.

After 10 minutes, several very famous gossip paparazzi Vs who are famous for breaking the scandals of the entertainment industry posted a second shot video and a nine-square photo, accompanied by an eye-catching text: Shocked!Vincent, a well-known fashion photographer, is actually...

It satisfies the appetite of the people who eat melons.

At seven o'clock in the evening, the entry "famous photographer suspects obscenity/molest female model is revenged by boyfriend" rushed into the hot search.

However, the incident did not ferment and was urgently withdrawn.

Because many domestic fashion magazines have cooperated with Vincent before, and some of the blockbusters he shot have not yet been published. If Vincent's reputation is completely ruined at this time, it may affect the sales of the magazines, so they have spent money to cancel the hot search. Marketing deleted the blog and suppressed the scandal quietly.

But...they would never choose to work with Vincent again after that.

"I'll ask the editor-in-chief to have dinner in the restaurant downstairs later, together?"

Tong Zhen and Shen Jingbing, who had watched the whole incident, were sitting in the cafe on the top floor drinking coffee without embarrassment. In order to express their apology, Shen Jingbing sent an invitation to "Miss Tong".

Tong Zhen was about to refuse subconsciously, but when she was about to speak, she suddenly thought of what the psychiatrist said last time.

Sending an invitation to women is the first step in the "reconciliation" of women with misophobia.

If they are thwarted in the process, their "tentacles" that have been stretched out with great difficulty will retract back into their shells like a threatened snail.

Maybe there will never be any hope or possibility of recovery.

So Tong Zhen lowered his head and said lightly, "Okay."

At eight o'clock in the evening, the private room of the restaurant on the first floor of Nanguo Mall.

Shen Jingbing and the editor-in-chief talked and laughed happily, but Tong Zhen sat in the corner all the time, not talking if he could not speak, and not raising his head if he could, like a low-key shadow.The editor-in-chief and the others were a little surprised to see that he hadn't removed his makeup, but they politely said nothing.

Although Tong Zhen didn't talk much, but as Jiaohong's spokesperson, he was tied to the same boat with Shen Jingbing, and he couldn't offend the editor-in-chief no matter what, so he drank several rounds of white wine with Shen Jingbing when socializing. happy.

But he really doesn't drink very well.

During the special training before, I was able to carry these things with willpower and keep the Lingtai clear, but after so many years, it is no longer what it used to be. , When the mind is relaxed, I faint.

He was dizzy and went to the intersection to take a taxi, and almost bumped his head against the electric pole, but was grabbed by Shen Jing's ice-eyed and quick hands, struggling dizzily, and something "slapped" fell to the ground during the pull.

"Excuse me."

Tong Zhen squatted down to pick it up, and found that it was a miniature telescope with a camera function.He was drunk, couldn't hold it steady, and accidentally touched the preview button, so the video played on the tiny screen on the front of the telescope.

The figure on the screen looked familiar.

Tong Zhen opened his eyes wide and took a few glances.

Isn't this fucking himself?

Alcohol paralyzed his mind, Tong Zhen blurted out: "You peeped at me!"

Shen Jingbing: "..."

Tong Zhen was not sober at all, and in a daze, she couldn't remember that she was wearing women's clothes at all. She wondered why her ex-boyfriend had been silent during this time, and it turned out that he was playing a trick of long-distance voyeurism.

"Shen Jingbing, I didn't expect you to..." Tong Zhen gave him a drunken sideways glance, reached out and grabbed his collar, "Say! How long have you been spying on me!"

Shen Jingbing: "..."

I'm not me without you Listen to me explain!

The author has something to say: =3=

☆, strong kiss

The explanation is of course inexplicable.

The video is still there, and the evidence is conclusive. There seems to be no essential difference between peeping once and peeping a hundred times. As for the fact that you can go to the scene to watch but insist on peeping, it seems that it can only be attributed to the president's bad taste.Because I made an appointment with three chapters before, but I violated the agreement and was disgusted by others, and I couldn't bear to go to the scene in a fit of anger. This delicate mind, there is no way to explain it clearly to a drunk.

What's more, Shen Jingbing really didn't want to expose the fact that he was actually a narrow-minded person in front of a woman.

Although he has a thick skin, he still needs face.

Besides, I don't know why, in front of this woman, his face seems to have suddenly thinned, and he has been embarrassed, ashamed, and angry.

As clumsy as a boy in his early twenties, he doesn't look like him anymore.

Shen Jingbing sighed secretly, and sent the drunk woman home.

But when the car arrived at Building A of Yonghui Shangcheng, Shen Jingbing finally woke up the "woman" who had fallen asleep in the back seat and told her that her home had arrived, but the "woman" opened a pair of foggy and drunken eyes. With a blank face, he said: "My home? My home is not here."

Shen Jingbing: "..."

This woman is simply his nemesis!

Shen Jingbing took a deep breath and showed a perfect smile: "Then where is your home?"

"My family..." If it was just drunk, Tong Zhen was already so drunk that he almost forgot who he was. He was at a loss for a moment before he said slowly, "Study... Yuan, no, the school Shangcheng... is not right either."

Shen Jingbing: "..."

Tong Zhen's two eyebrows were crowded together, showing the appearance of thinking hard. After a while, the corners of his mouth drooped dejectedly: "I... forgot." After a pause, he muttered again: "I recently moved Too many times. I really can’t remember.”

Shen Jingbing: "..."

Really lost to her.

Shen Jingbing sighed, helped her back into the car, fastened the seat belt, and glanced across her face, thinking it was amazing, she was so fierce when she was awake, so fierce that she was almost murderous, and when she was drunk, she would It suddenly became soft, and even the eyes became gentle.

What a special woman, she is not at all the same as those female devils outside.

Shen Jingbing took her home.

It was the first time in his life that he brought a woman home.In his high-rise apartment, even his mother has never been here, not only has no woman ever set foot in it, even any female creature has never been there - except for mosquitoes.

Since it took 10 minutes to wake her up, Shen Jingbing had no choice but to carefully carry her home through the clothes.

Damn... so heavy.

Fortunately, it is autumn and winter, and the clothes on the body are heavy, even if they are close together, it is difficult to have physical contact, otherwise femininity will occur every minute.

Just like this, Shen Jingbing was also sweating all over.

nervous.

After putting her on the sofa, Shen Jingbing let out a long sigh of relief, and also collapsed on the sofa.

Fortunately, no crime.No need to vomit out the heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys.

After a while, Shen Jingbing got up and took a blanket and threw it on her body, then went to the bathroom, washed herself from head to toe, and changed her clothes again.

As he was brushing his hair and walking towards the bedroom, he saw the woman turn over on the sofa in a daze, and then... plopped and rolled to the ground.

Shen Jingbing: ...

If you want to leave her alone, what's the point of letting a woman sleep on the ground for one night?

After struggling for a moment, he decided to take a shower again, walked over and carried the woman back to the sofa.

This toss was too loud, and as soon as she hugged the soft version of the female high school hero onto the sofa, the woman frowned, rubbed her arm that hurt from the fall, and slowly opened her eyes. When she saw him, she was obviously taken aback, and her eyes instantly It's red.

"I finally dreamed of you." She said, with a weak cry, although her voice was hoarse, it sounded particularly poignant.

Shen Jingbing: "..."

When this woman gets drunk, she becomes very... indescribable. The last time she cried and called her mother in his arms, what kind of drama is this time?

At this moment, he saw the woman raised her head, looked at him affectionately, and said very softly, "I like you so much."

Shen Jingbing: "..."

The woman reached out and grabbed his skirt, and pulled him down. Her strength was amazing, and Shen Jingbing couldn't help but was bent down by him.

He felt that the woman kissed his lips fiercely, took two rough bites, then hurriedly opened his teeth, and swept wildly in his mouth.

Lie down!groove!

All of this happened in the blink of an eye, Shen Jingbing was too stunned to react in time, the whole person was in a kind of bewilderment as if being pulled out of time and space.

who am i where am i doing

It wasn't until the woman released him that he slowly thawed from the petrified state, and then fell into a deeper madness.

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

This porcelain girl actually forcibly kissed him!

Shen Jingbing wiped her mouth indiscriminately, and was about to shake off her hand, but she heard her whispering softly: "Shen Jingbing, I really want to marry you."

pair!Heavy!thunder!Ting!violent!hit!

Shen Jingbing only felt a buzzing in her head, and subconsciously looked down at her, only to find that her expression had a dreamlike, bitter sweetness, and a pair of dark eyes looked at him without blinking. There are stars shining, and the voice also has an unreal dreamy feeling: "Then, I will have a home."

Then the stars were covered by misty rain and mist, and when the woman blinked, a large tear rolled down her cheek and dripped on the back of his hand.

scorching hot.piping hot.

Shen Jingbing shivered a bit from the heat, almost going crazy: "Don't you have a boyfriend?"

What's wrong with marrying any random man?

"Boyfriend?" The woman blinked and smiled, "Isn't my boyfriend just you? No, you're not my boyfriend...you're not my boyfriend anymore." Tears rolled out of the eyes: "He doesn't want me anymore. No, no, I don't want him anymore."

What she said was messy and inconsistent, except for "Miss Tong and her boyfriend have broken up", Shen Jingbing didn't understand anything.

He was about to go crazy, he had to break it three times before breaking away the woman's hand holding his skirt, and wrapped her in a blanket in a mess, with a gloomy and fantasy face, he floated to the bathroom, turned on the faucet, and washed five or six seven He mouthed eight times, and the skin of his mouth was about to be scratched. When he saw the handsome man with blood-red lips and pale face in the mirror, he came back to his senses bit by bit in a daze.

Belatedly realized a more serious problem.

Any physical contact with a woman would be disgusting, and he vomited up and down, but after being kissed by this soft heroine, he didn't vomit.

And I didn't feel like vomiting at all.

Just feel scalp tingling.

This fact made him feel a little bad, but after thinking about it, he felt that it seemed to be a good thing. His heart was messed up, like a mess of tangles, and he couldn't tell the difference.

Shen Jingbing plucked her hair irritably, froze for a while, went back to the bedroom, changed her clothes casually, and went out with her mobile phone and car keys.

He drove around the outer circle of X City, thinking of his mother's little boyfriend on the left and the right boyfriend, and his father's green hats piled up on his head to cover the roof, and then thinking of that limp middle school girl The feeling of Haojie kissing his lips.

Not soft at all, but a little hard.

There is also a faint taste of orange.

right!The smell of oranges!

He finally understood why he didn't vomit just now, it must be because she has the boyfriend's favorite, sweet and refreshing orange smell.

Shen Jingbing turned round and round in the outer ring, the car ran out of gas, and continued to turn after refueling.

He always called Yin Qing to deal with the follow-up matters, and he didn't go home until Miss Tong sobered up and left.

Yin Qing waited for Ms. Tong to leave before calling. Shen Jingbing turned on the speakerphone. In an instant, Fatty Yin's angry roar echoed throughout the car: "You lied to me!!! You swore to me last time that nothing but sister-in-law I don’t love anyone!!! I took Miss Tong home as soon as I turned around!!! Shen Jingbing, tell me, do you really have a heart???!!!”

This is the first time that the little assistant directly called the perverted boss by his name, huh, so cool!

Shen Jingbing reached out and touched her lips, guilty of not speaking.

He said a month ago that he would wait for Mingming to grow old, and only a month later, he kissed another woman!

Although he is also a victim, the facts are the facts.

If he hadn't softened his heart and brought the woman home, he wouldn't have been taken advantage of by her.

It was his fault after all.

Yin Qing has been waiting for Shen Jingbing to retort or scold him, but after waiting for a long time, there is no movement, thinking that Mr. Shen is really angry this time, right?You won't fire him in a fit of anger, will you?

The more Yin Qing thought about it, the more guilty he became, and the more he thought about it, the more afraid he became. At this moment, he heard Shen Jingbing say on the phone: "You are right, I really have no heart."

beep.

Yin Qing stared at the hung up mobile phone with a mysterious expression, deeply suspecting that he was hallucinating just now.

Tong Zhen who woke up at Shen Jingbing's house was also very confused. He didn't remember what happened last night until he took a taxi back home.

Ding Dong!

A WeChat message from Shen Shuai: Mingming, I did something very sorry for you today [crying] [crying] [crying]

Tong Zhen: ...

He casually packed and forwarded the high-quality male materials sent by his mother to Shen Jingbing.

"Entering" was always displayed on the other end, and it took about two or three minutes before a sentence popped up on the screen.

Shen Shuai: Mingming, I'm being stalked by a woman!Help! ! !

☆、Two-way misunderstanding

Because the relationship between "Miss Tong" and Shen Jingbing eased yesterday, but they were only "respecting each other like ice", coupled with his constitution of losing memory when he was drunk, Tong Zhen didn't think about himself at all, and flashed across his mind. Entries such as "President Overlord and His Coquettish Secretary", "The Overbearing Queen's Runaway Groom" and so on.

He hadn't actually read these small words, but he couldn't stand the crazy recommendation of his mobile browser as if he had a virus, so even if he didn't read a word of the content, these bloody headlines alone were enough to brainwash him.

These entries finally turned into a picture of Shen Jingbing in a suit and leather shoes running wildly in the street, followed by a picture of a woman with delicate makeup and raised heels running barefoot.While waving her high heels, the woman yelled, "Honey, wait for me!"

Tong Zhen couldn't help shivering: "..."

This is obviously a very funny scene, but he doesn't know why, he just feels panicked in his heart.

Zhen: Oh, very good.congratulations.

Shuai Shen: ...

Shuai Shen: ...

As if feeling that one ellipsis was not enough to express his mood, he sent three.

Tong Zhen also felt that her reply was both perfunctory and indifferent. After thinking about it, she added another sentence——

Zhen: In fact, you can try to get in touch with women, and you may find that women are not so scary.

Zhen: The road of homosexuality is not easy.If you can get married and have children normally, you will be much less pressured by outside public opinion.

What Tong Zhen means is that you can actually try to overcome femininity.

You're not born gay after all.

It is not a bad thing to be on the "right track" recognized by most people.

But Shen Jingbing would be wrong.

He thought sourly, is it because you are going to marry a woman and have children, so you persuade me instead?

Blue thin, mushrooms.

But thinking about it the other way around, it seems that he himself is not much better, and was kissed by a woman last night!

He typed with jealousy and guilt——

Shen Shuai: Are you... are you going to marry a woman?

Shen Shuai: When will the wedding be held?

The other side was silent for a while.

Mingming: Yes.

Mingming: By the end of the year.Get engaged first.

Shen Jingbing only felt that her heart, which was riddled with holes, had been stabbed by "噗嘤噗嗤" again, and the whole person was not very well, but when she thought about last night, she felt that she was not angry and sad at all. Qualifications.

The mood is too complicated to describe.

Shen Shuai: Congratulations.

Shen Shuai: Remember to send me an invitation.

Mingming: Yes.

This is the end of the conversation.

Both of them stared at the phone screen for a long time, sighed at the same time, and went about their business.

At four o'clock in the afternoon the next day, Tong Zhen finished class and just came out of the classroom when he saw a text message from an unfamiliar number on his phone——

"Mr. Tong, hello. I'm Cheng Xiaomeng, the model you rescued yesterday. I was so panicked yesterday that I didn't even say thank you. I'm really sorry. I got your contact from the magazine Way, I want to treat you to a meal, please give me this opportunity. When do you have time?"

Saving people yesterday was just a matter of little effort for Tong Zhen, and she didn't take it to heart at all, but seeing the little girl's sincere and fearful attitude, she felt that if she was not given this opportunity to thank her, she might miss it for a long time.

So he replied indifferently: "Okay. I just finished my class, so I have time now."

The other party replied almost instantly: "Then I'll book the restaurant and send you the location. Tonight at 07:30, okay?"

Tong Zhen: "OK."

Coincidentally, the restaurant the girl booked happened to be near the Jiaohong Group. Tong Zhen hesitated for two seconds, thinking it would not be such a coincidence, so she went.

I didn't expect it to be such a coincidence.

Shen Jingbing worked overtime until after eight o'clock in the evening. When she went downstairs to buy a cup of coffee, she saw Tong Zhen "date" with a good-looking and well-behaved girl.

The girl doesn't look very old, but she has a sweet and obedient smile.

Shen Jingbing took a sip of black coffee, bitter, sour and astringent, bitter from his mouth to his heart, he frowned and glanced at the paper cup in his hand, it was this brand and this store, why did it suddenly become so bad?

He threw away the coffee he had only taken two sips of, wondering if the girl Tong Zhen likes is this model?Nothing like him.

Pooh!He is a 1.9-meter man, how can he look like a girl?

But in a blink of an eye, he thought of the standard set by Tong Zhen a certain time before, and disliked him for being too tall, with a thick waist, and a small butt, which was not sexy at all. Small girls with thin waists and big butts?

The girl who was dating Mingming looked small with a thin waist. As for the size of her buttocks, it was covered by a coat, so she couldn't tell.

But presumably big.

From the very beginning, the fact that her boyfriend didn't like his style made Shen Jingbing's heart full of holes, which was already full of holes. It made the snowball worse, and it almost turned into a snowball with holes, leaking air, and cooling from the inside out. icy.

Ding Dong!

Tong Zhen flipped open the phone that was upside down on the table, and found a WeChat message from Shen Jingbing.

Shen Shuai: I saw your girlfriend, she is very beautiful.

Shen Shuai: Congratulations.

Tong Zhen: ...

He raised his head and glanced out the window, and saw Shen Jingbing standing lonely on the street in late autumn.As if feeling his gaze, Shen Jingbing turned her head and smiled at him, with a pitiful look in her eyes, like a large abandoned dog.

Although it is a bit unbearable, since it is impossible.

It's okay to misunderstand.

Zhen: Thank you.

Zhen: May you also find your true destiny sooner.

Zhen: Just the girl who chased you, is she pretty?

Shen Jingbing recalled it for a while, and confessed——

Shen Shuai: Beautiful.

Tong Zhen pursed her lips, feeling a little uncomfortable.

Zhen: This is the first time you call a girl beautiful.

Zhen: Can you talk about it?

Shen Jingbing:? ? ?

Is this the first time he's called a girl pretty?

Shen Jingbing was stunned for a moment, as if it was indeed.

He used to think that all the women in the world looked the same, they were horrible creatures, he avoided them, and had no idea whether they were pretty or not.

But Miss Tong is different.

Even though he still can't remember her face very well, but... she is indeed very beautiful.

She is beautiful from appearance to body to soul.

But does he like her?

No!

He still felt his scalp tingling when he recalled the kiss last night.

If it weren't for the sweet orange taste in her mouth, he might have thrown up on the spot.

Shen Shuai: I have no feelings for her.

Shen Shuai: I only like you.

Half an hour, no reply.

An hour, no reply.

Tong Zhen didn't reply until the second day, the third day, the fourth day...the seventh day.

At nine o'clock in the morning on the seventh day, the director of the sales department came to hand in the report. The 40-year-old man could not hide his joy from every pimple on his face: "Mr. From this morning to now, in two or three hours, the transaction volume of the online store has already been the sum of the past week!"

In order to hide his haggard face that he didn't sleep well for one, two, three, four, five, six, seven nights, Shen Jing wore a pair of flat glasses for the first time today. This kind of glasses can bluff people, even if he was so sleepy that he almost fell asleep in front of the director. , his gaze also looked unusually indifferent and sharp: "Oh."

The director of the sales department admired him very much, thinking that the president is the president, but he can hold his breath, which is not at all different from their small executives who are happy about trivial matters.

What a beautiful misunderstanding.

Their calm boss Shen ordered 300 times a day.He spent 100 million for this Weibo opening screen advertisement, [-] million a day.

If it weren't for Jiaohong's reputation for quality, no matter how much money she spent, she might not be able to win the advertisement for this position.

But this advertisement is more expensive than satellite TV's prime time. If the sales don't increase, he will lose a lot of money.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Shen Jingbing finally felt relieved when she saw the overwhelming turnover of autumn and winter women's clothing in the online store.Even if the sales of offline stores are not included, just looking at online orders is a considerable figure.

Weibo is Weibo, and it is really different from other second- and third-rate apps.

The traffic is big.

While the huge traffic brings bursting profits, it also brings unimaginable attention to the models on the screen advertisement.

Tong Zhen's Weibo gained 10,000+ fans in one day.

All the students who swiped Weibo in X Opera were excited!

All the students in X University City who brushed Weibo were excited!

——Tong Shuai!

——Ahhh handsome boy!

—Have you heard? The professor who dressed up as a woman in the X show is on Weibo!

——I know I know.Nomi can play both sweet and salty, ah ah from now on, I am his diehard fan!

——The advertisement seems to be Jiaohong's new autumn and winter women's clothing, he looks really good in it!Makes me want to buy two sets!

——Hahaha I've already placed an order!

--Me too!

……

The news of the opening of the X-drama women's costume professor on Weibo, after a day and a night of fermentation, has almost reached its peak.

The next morning, before Tong Zhen reached the lecture theater, he saw that the corridor was full of people.

Seeing him walking over with a lesson plan and a cosmetic bag, the girls he knew and didn't know all looked at him with sparkling eyes, covered their mouths and screamed—Tong Shuai!Tong Shuai is here!

Tong Zhen: ...

The author has something to say: an explanation.

WeChat was added back after recombination, but it was not blocked later.

Tong Zhen's WeChat ID is "Zhen", which was remarked by Shen Jingbing as "Ming Ming". Ming".

As for Queen Tong, he naturally disdains to comment, so both sides are "Shen Shuai".

Shen Shuai VS Tong Shuai, although the former is self-proclaimed, but it is still considered CPID after rounding =3=

☆, support gossip

X Opera is the leading film and television art performance school in China, and such scenes are actually not uncommon.When many senior brothers and sisters who have become famous come back to give lectures, or hire senior performing artists to come to the school as guest professors, it is often difficult to find a seat, and those who come late can only stand in the aisle to listen to the lecture.

So the students who had just finished class or passed by occasionally and couldn't figure out the situation also came to join in the fun, asking which star or art master came to give the lecture.

After learning that it was only a professional class taught by the X Drama Makeup Department, they all looked confused, wondering what's so good about the makeup department's class?

They don't need make-up for film and TV special effects, who can't do ordinary make-up?

Seeing that they all looked puzzled, the excited little girls at the scene began to open their screens on their popular science Weibo.

In fact, this kind of appearance on social media, TV, and the Internet is not uncommon for students and professors of the acting department, but one is that the other party is a professor of makeup, and the other is that he is obviously a handsome man wearing women's clothes There is no sense of disobedience, and the beauty is so amazing.

"It's that Professor Tong who subdued the gangster at the entrance of the Fifth Canteen last time, have you heard of it?" a girl said excitedly.

This school murder case that shocked X drama, every student in X drama, whether they were at the scene or not, has heard of it more or less. Most of them have seen the very The popular video of "Professor, a master in women's clothing, bravely captures gangsters", heard the girls say this, and everyone reacted one after another.

"It was him!"

"I said why I felt that he looked familiar just now. I saw him in the video before."

"What the hell is he? The one who got pulled out of the special forces and retired? That skill is amazing!"

"That's right, that's him! He's manly and beautiful, he's my idol!"

……

Not only girls participated in the discussion, but also boys who admired Tong Zhen's skills. After learning that Professor Tong, who was teaching in the lecture theater, was the big man in women's clothing who bravely captured the gangster at the entrance of the Fifth Canteen that day, no matter whether he was interested in makeup or not, all of them Squeeze into the classroom to watch.

There were even quite a few students from neighboring schools and cities who came to take pictures and videotape the whole process with "long/guns and short cannons" dedicated to chasing stars.

The [-]-seat lecture theater was not only full of seats, but even the space behind the classroom and the aisles were full of people. Many of those who were late and couldn’t squeeze in, all looked in from the window in the corridor outside the door, and glanced over. , There are faces outside the window.

The sight was actually kind of eerie.

Even though Tong Zhen has been a teacher for several years, she still can't stand this kind of enthusiasm.

This big class was originally a special effects make-up class for sophomores. After the demonstration in class, the students would practice modeling for each other one by one. But with so many people now, it is obviously impossible to do the demonstration exercises. Tong Zhen He simply threw away the lesson plan, started to write nonsense, and gave a lecture on "Chemicalization" to the enthusiastic young audience.