Fat man wants to be super god

"I have money." Shouhou and Wang Ye have been brothers for many years, and the two have a tacit understanding. Even if there is no rehearsal, they still immediately accepted Wang Ye's burden.

As "Love Trading" came to an end, the thin monkey raised his hand expressionlessly and touched his forehead, and an antique watch worth tens of millions of stars appeared in front of everyone, and said unhurriedly: "Stop singing!" , Kowtow, isn’t it just money? As long as you come back, the money will be yours.”

"What?" Wang Ye trembled, his eyes widened, and you said it again, "What did you say?"

"Follow me, the money is yours." The thin monkey said coolly.

Wang Ye rolled his eyeballs, showing a wretched expression, looked around, and suddenly the music changed, his stomach straightened, his chin lifted, and he asked in an awkward voice: "All your money is mine? Really? ?real!?"

"Hmm."

"Brother is rich, I am rich~" Wang Ye smiled mischievously, and sang Fan Xingguang's "Brother Is Rich", with an embarrassing look on his face, "I love my brother a lot of girls, even if I am not a rich man Culture, rely on your own hard work to make money."

"Hush~~" Everyone booed loudly, you made money by yourself?You are selling yourself, sex, and heart, the key is that someone will buy you!That big brother who looks like a skeleton, your taste is really not ordinary...heavy...

"Brother, I'm rich, I'm rich~" Wang Ye raised his eyebrows and cast a wink, "I have more and more friends, and counting money makes my hands cramp. It feels good to be rich."

The more Wang Ye sang, the more he sang, he twisted on the stage, and the more he twisted and swayed, the more gifts on his head.I don't know when it started, there are seven or eight more clouds overhead.

People in the Huage live broadcast hall are using private messaging to contact their friends: "Come to Huage to listen to the song, Wang Ye is calling Mai!"

"Come to Hua Ge, Brother Lang's room, the original singer is here, it's so funny."

"Come to Brother Lang's room to listen to Fatty's song, what? Listen to it in Qilin's room? Listen to your numbness! Come here! Oh, I'm going, this sentence is so smooth, it's so magical."

"Hey, are you sleeping? What? Didn't sleep, lay down and go to sleep... Sleep and you will be paralyzed!"

Wang Ye's room became more and more lively, and the number of people increased rapidly without knowing it.

At the same time, Qi Lin was singing.

"I asked the moonlight to be on top, don't stay in the sky and the sea is wide. My moonlight is on the top, don't leave the vicissitudes of life. I..."

This is one of his famous songs. He mainly takes the film and television route. There are only three songs in total. This "Yuehua Gongzi" is the theme song of a drama he made. When the drama becomes popular, the natural song will also become popular. up.As the original singer, this song has won him countless gold. Every time he goes to a commercial performance, the other party will ask him to sing this song.

One song is sung too much, disgusting.

He didn't have any activities today, because he was going to participate in the talent competition, so he returned to Big Bear. He planned to rest for two days and concentrate on preparing for the competition, but he was told by his assistant that Wang Ye accepted Hua Ge's invitation to do a live broadcast.At that time, he asked his assistant to contact Hua Ge's performance, and even started 10 minutes earlier than Wang Ye and the others. The purpose was to grab all the popularity and make Wang Ye go back to wherever he came from!

Although the live broadcast of Huage is the first show, the routine is the same.The anchor warmed up the scene first, then he went on stage and asked some questions and answers that had been agreed with the assistant, and he sang two more songs. During this period, the audience could ask questions and answers for half an hour. The gunmen would be arranged in the crowd, and all the questions were about safety.

The old routine, he can walk with his eyes closed.

Before he was about to sing, the assistant gave a report in his ear.His popularity is 5000 million, while Wang Ye's popularity is only [-] million. This is the difference between a famous star and a third-tier artist.

Qi Lin was very confident, and was not even interested in the massive gifts that fell from his head. His purpose was to make Wang Ye look bad, and let Wang Ye know what would happen if he helped Huang Yueyue against him.

He started to sing, and it seemed that he was so devoted to singing that he was actually a little bored. Dealing with that fat man Wang Ye was as simple as that.

"I asked the moonlight to be on top, don't stay in the sky and the sea. My moonlight is on the top, don't go away..."

So bored that I wanted to yawn.

Qilin didn't know that the number of people above him was decreasing.

"Qi Lin is so handsome, so perfect."

"I feel so boring. It's this song again. I can recite it after hearing it."

"Why do you feel that there are fewer people?"

"Have you heard? Fatty Wang next door is singing, but it's so loud, the place is blown up, my friend told me to go over, don't listen, I'm leaving."

"Who is Wang Ye? Oh, that third-tier artist, what's so interesting about it? It's far worse than Qi Lin. Today is Qi Lin's live broadcast debut."

"Whether you like it or not, I'll go there, it's so fun over there."

There are 51 clouds, and there are tens of thousands of people missing on each cloud. After 3 minutes of refreshing, the number of clouds is missing by six, and nearly 1000 million people have left.

Xiaoyue is the anchor of the room, and he found something wrong at a glance. He comforted himself that the number of people in the room dropped is normal. It is an open platform, and the number of people often fluctuates. This is Qilin's first show, a super IP, for sure Wait for the next refresher to come back.

Here.

Brother Lang's live broadcast room.

Brother Lang was silent.

He didn't expect Wang Ye to be so good at playing and to control the scene so well, one song after another came out, funny and dynamic, he got carried away listening to it, and froze on the spot.

The room was refreshed, and the number of clouds increased by seven or eight in an instant, and the number of people rose to more than [-].Some of them came from Qi Lin, and most of them were called by friends to go online to listen to Wang Ye's live broadcast.

Brother Lang turned his head to look around, feeling excited, and then listening to Wang Ye's singing, he wanted to intervene, but he didn't know how to join in. Those two brothers really got along too well.

Wang Ye is still singing that brother is rich, the more presents are thrown at him, the more embarrassing he will be.

Although he is fat and clumsy, he is not really ugly after all. As long as you accept his songs and accept him as a person, you will find that this fat man is very cute and not annoying. Everyone If you like to watch him twist, the more gifts you drop.

Even the thin monkey, who was holding his arms coldly and forming a strong contrast with Wang Ye, dropped a lot of gifts on his head. Everyone followed Wang Ye, and the scene was extremely hot.

Seeing that the atmosphere was almost the same, Wang Ye gave Shouhou a wink.

The thin monkey, who had been watching coldly, finally let go of his folded arms, rolled up his sleeves and raised his hands.As he raised his arm, the violent music disappeared in an instant, leaving only Wang Ye singing to himself, twisting his chubby butt and forgetting about it.

"Hey, fat man." The thin monkey called out.

"Brother is rich, rich..."

"Fatty, wake up, wake up..."

"Brother is rich...Huh? Monkey? Go away, let me sleep for a while."

"Don't sleep, you'll be paralyzed when you sleep!"

"Bang, bang, bang!" The frantic music sounded again.

"Hey!" Wang Ye pointed to the sky with both hands, followed the rhythm, straightened his belly, and roared, "Yo~ yo~ Cheek Nao, I said YES, you said NO! Yo~ Yo~ Cheek Nao, you want to be hi Song, I'm hi too! Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi!"

Pause for a second.

"Hi, hi, hi hi hi!"

Pause again for a second.

The audience instantly understood what Wang Ye meant, and shouted: Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi!

Wang Ye: "Hi song!"

Audience: "Hi song!"

"Dear audience friends, let's cheer up!"

"one!"

"two!"

"three!"

"Moutaintop! Just follow along! Nothing stops the future! dayandnight! As long as you and my love, nothing stops the future! yi~ If you are not here, I am not here! yi~ Who will be here! yi~ If you are not here, I am not here! yi~ who will be here! Mmm~mm~mm~~ah~ahhh!"

If it is said that the previous shouting has reached a breaking point, then when "Hi Song" appeared, it will be the breaking point countless times later. Everyone is familiar with "Hi Song", which has become popular in Hua Ge, and anyone can say a few words, When Wang Ye sang, the audience sang along, it was simply a chorus of thousands of people.

Some people who just entered the room were skeptical at first, but once they were infected by the atmosphere, they immediately didn't want to leave, and almost all of them stayed and sang together.

The number of clouds had increased to 3000 when Wang Ye sang "Hey Song", and there were more than [-] million people listening in this room.It had reached the peak number of people when Brother Lang was hosting alone.

And the number is still growing.

In contrast, the popularity of Qilin's room has dropped sharply. When Qilin sang the second song, the number of clouds in the sky has been reduced by half. gone.

One side is tired of listening to the performance, and the other is the live broadcast. Unless you are a die-hard fan, ordinary people will obviously chase their instincts and find a happier place.

Not to mention Xiaoyue, even Qilin felt this huge loss of popularity.

Qi Lin frowned, stood up from the stool for the first time, walked to the front of the stage, and slowly jumped up to his singing.

Qi Lin's assistant was wiping cold sweat in the background, and said to Xiao Yue: "Brother Qi is serious, don't worry, the popularity will come back."

What Xiaoyue could say, compared to the lifeless live broadcast here, which was so serious that the corners of his mouth twitched, in fact, even he was a little curious about what Brother Lang was performing there.

Brother Lang's live broadcast room.

Wang Ye sang the full version of "Hey Song" this time. The atmosphere of the audience was very high. Everyone was dancing to the rhythm. Wang Ye was also infected by the atmosphere. The more he sang, the happier he was. He opened his mouth and roared, "Hi, no hi!"

"Hi!"

"I didn't hear it, speak up louder, hi no hi!"

"Hi!!!" The gathered voices were deafening.

"Want to be more hilarious?"

"miss you!"

"Do you want to!"

"think!!!"

"Okay, I'll work hard today, hey Erbodi, I'll give it to you for three days and three nights!"

"Three, two, one, let's go!"

"I'm not tired at all, I've danced for three days and three nights,

I'm in the mood right now, and I'll get drunk even if I drink soda, Oh~

I won't get tired at all, I'll dance for another three days and three nights,

I feel so light now that I can fly~

OKOK join me

NoKNoK jumps from day to night

AlwaysAlways happiness will not suffer

NoWayNoWay no one can refuse

Hi crazy!

The treble sang, and the audience erupted!

They waved with Wang Ye's arms and screamed with Wang Ye's singing!

No regrets coming to this room.

Don't regret listening to this fat man sing.

Because it's so hot!

Smash presents!

Hit the gift hard!

Money is not money, at this moment, compared to the refreshing feeling of being charged all over, a few star coins are nothing!

Smash it to death!

From the sky, rain of gifts fell.

That is, when this song was sung, the popularity of Brother Lang's live broadcast room reached 6000 million.

It can be said that most of the people who played in the Huage live broadcast room came over. Even the anchors in other rooms had to close the room and came to listen to Wang Ye's live broadcast curiously.

Cool!Really cool!Losing is not wronged, after hearing it, even they are reluctant to leave.

Brother Lang had long forgotten that this was his room. He danced to Wang Ye's singing in the corner of the stage, looking at Wang Ye with enthusiasm.

As expected of his male god, he is simply amazing!

Compared with the excitement on Wang Ye's side, Qi Lin's popularity has dropped to 2000 million. After all, he is a second-tier star in the galaxy and has a large fan base. God come on.

But singing and dancing failed to save his popularity, and he was told that everyone ran to Wang Ye's room. The anger in Qilin's heart was overwhelming, and even his normally well-controlled facial expression became gloomy.

He felt anger and a sense of insult. Even though his ears were filled with the voice of loving him, he still felt like he was slapped hard, especially when he ran over to fight Wang Ye, but was beaten by Wang Ye. The humiliation of taking away his popularity made him wish he could tear up the scene in front of him.

"Brother, what should we do?" Qi Lin's assistant asked during the interval of the performance.

Qilin's face was ugly, and he said nothing.

When he was in a bad mood, the performance became meaningless. Qi Lin barely sang another song, and then hurriedly ended his live broadcast debut.

And I swore that I would never broadcast live on Huage's Skynet again!

shame...

With Qi Lin's departure, there were even more people on Wang Ye's side.

After singing for three days and three nights, Wang Ye knew that the songs produced today were similar, so he called Brother Lang to the front, and together with the thin monkey, they joked back and forth.

"Hey, monkey." Panting, Wang Ye asked the thin monkey, "Am I awake or asleep now?"

"What do you think?" The thin monkey raised his eyebrows.

"Could it be that I am both asleep and awake, am I sleepwalking?"

"No, you are asleep, you are paralyzed when you sleep..."

"Don't! Don't!!" Wang Ye screamed, "Enough! Enough! You're going to squeeze me dry! Aren't we brothers? Aren't we friends? What about the most basic trust between people?"

"Huh~" The audience booed one after another. They didn't know why. It wasn't such a funny conversation, but when it came out of the fat man's mouth, it made people laugh and wanted to laugh.

"What? Don't you guys love me? Am I not cute? I'm cute~"

"Huh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" There were more boos, and everyone was overjoyed.

"Male god, keep a low profile." Brother Lang suppressed a smile and said, "Men don't praise themselves like that."

Wang Ye thought about it carefully, and finally nodded with difficulty, "Yes, a man should be like his little brother, first: never show off; second: the key is to always stand up; third: be able to cultivate To create a successor; fourth: to be good at attacking and make it feel pleasant; fifth: to be able to create friction and make everyone feel happy; sixth: to be able to humbly shrink oneself after victory."

At the end, Wang Ye said seriously: "Summary: low-key, backbone, and ability..."

"Hahahaha-"

The audience laughed.

Brother Lang, who was about to take over, also fell down laughing, this fat man is so funny.

The thin monkey caught it at the critical moment, cast a cold glance at Wang Ye, and said, "Are you dreaming? If you are dreaming, you will be paralyzed when you sleep..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Wang Ye's shrill cry resounded through the sky again, "Hey, you're paralyzed, fall down and sleep!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

The audience laughed so hard that they couldn't even stand up.

During the nearly two-hour live broadcast, there were hundreds of millions of people in the live broadcast room, which even alarmed the person in charge of Hua Ge's live broadcast section.

"What's going on? Have they gained popularity?"

"I checked, and I didn't check my popularity."

"What's the origin of this Wang Ye?"

"A star of the third tier of the planet, very personal, strong ability to control the key scene, super joker, the most important thing, all the songs are new."

"Send the video of this live broadcast to the marketing department and let them analyze it. If possible, buy this live broadcast."

"Okay, let's do it right away."

A live broadcast set off a storm, and Wang Ye's popularity increased crazily. He didn't know that his temporary decision today, playing live without any preparation, would become a myth in the live broadcast industry in the future, and basically everyone playing live broadcast Everyone has watched Wang Ye's god-level live broadcast called "Sleep You Are Paralyzed and Get Hey"!

After two hours, Wang Ye's limit was almost reached, and there was nothing in his head for a while, so he made a fool of himself and ended his live broadcast debut.

After bidding farewell to everyone, Wang Ye got off the Skynet, and smiled at the skinny monkey sitting next to him who got off the net together, and spread out on the sofa not wanting to move.

Tired, really tired.

This is still on Skynet, and the tiredness is only mental power. I can't imagine those celebrities who hold a solo concert. They sing for two or three hours. Wang Ye knows that with his current physical strength, he will definitely not be able to hold it.

He looked down at his big belly and sighed inwardly.

The two of them were speechless for a while, slumped on the sofa like dead dogs, only the robot butler walked back and forth in the room, handing them drinks and food.

Wang Ye was halfway through his drink when suddenly there was a knock on the door.

Someone was shouting: "Huang Yueyue, open the door! Get out of here, you couple!"

Wang Ye was stunned for a moment, then looked at the thin monkey whose expression suddenly became gloomy.

This voice... If you heard me right, it was Qilin?