[FGO] Stone is a bad civilization

I can’t remember what happened after that, I only know that the next day I was going to order a sandwich at the cafeteria window as usual, but I was told that today the whole Chaldea only served red bean rice, facing the cafeteria With the uncle’s teasing and blessed eyes, I was able to thank him very calmly, then calmly took the breakfast with double sugar, and consciously walked to Romani who was hiding in the corner.

"Morning, Romani. How's your breakfast?"

"It's...it's still, it's pretty good."

Romani put down his chopsticks awkwardly, paused for a while before saying, "See you, yesterday..."

I made a silent gesture to him.

"I don't remember anything after you tricked me yesterday," I said, "Don't try to make me recall that memory, I won't listen."

"Ah, ah... yes."

"Well, see you..." Romani nodded in a daze, then faltered, "So, so we now..."

Having said that, he paused and looked at me expectantly.

"Ok?"

I was just stuffing a mouthful of rice that was so sweet that it smelt too sweet. Hearing this, I just looked up at him, chewed and swallowed the rice slowly, and then asked him, "What's wrong with us now?"

Romani's face froze.

"No, that, we weren't that one yesterday..." He scratched his cheek embarrassingly, and said softly, "Didn't we confess to each other?"

"Hmm." I blinked, stuffed another mouthful of rice into my mouth, pretending to be puzzled, "And then?"

"Well, then..."

Romani looked increasingly embarrassed.

"That's, that's..." He hesitated for a long time before mustering up his courage, and asked me weakly, "Aren't we already a couple now?"

"no."

I answered vaguely while chewing on the red bean rice.

"Eh!"

Romani suddenly became anxious.

"But..." He couldn't help leaning forward, leaning forward, his eyes full of panic.

"But didn't you confirm it yesterday? I like you, and you like me too, so, why..."

I said: "You never asked me something like 'Xue Jian, I like you, can you be my boyfriend'."

"Hey! Is this something to ask!"

Romani was surprised.

I glanced at him inexplicably, and said as I should: "Otherwise, you can't @我 on Magic☆Meili's homepage, and then unilaterally announce to your virtual idol lady: This is my boyfriend, right? ?”

"Hmm..." There was a tangled expression on Romani's face, probably like a look that wanted to laugh but didn't dare to.

"Xue Jian, do you know that you look like that kind of woman who pretends to be cold on the outside, but keeps jealous inside?"

I pulled a smirk at him: "I don't know."

Romani flinched, and immediately put away the previous expression of beating, and returned to the original soft appearance.

He tentatively asked me: "So... I will ask you again now, will you agree?"

I snorted lightly: "You can try."

"Okay." Romani looked even more nervous.

He pursed his lips, tensed his body, looked at me with trembling pupils, and his voice trembled slightly: "Xuejian, I like you, can you..."

"Okay." I replied quickly.

"Uh."

Romani choked: "I haven't finished."

"What's the matter?" I poked the rice in the bowl, and wrote lightly, "Anyway, I will agree to whatever you say, and it's not like you don't know."

"...Is everything okay?"

"Okay." I nodded.

"Then..." He hesitated for a while and asked me, "Can I kiss you?"

I lifted my head from the red bean rice in the bowl and hooked my fingers at him.

He was half puzzled, half nervously approaching me.

I frowned: "Come closer, you are too far away."

Romani blinked quickly, a thin blush appeared on his face.He leaned forward again.

After quickly scanning the surroundings, I reached out to wrap my arms around the other person's neck, and slowly moved forward.

I saw the other party's Adam's apple move, swallowed nervously, and those green eyes were full of my figure.

The moment our breaths merged, he slowly closed his eyes.

I bent the corners of my eyes happily, stood up with the table, skipped the other party's lips, and leaned into the other party's ear, uttering each word clearly: "No. Yes."

Romani's body froze all of a sudden.

I patted him on the shoulder, sat back in my seat, picked up my chopsticks, and continued poking at the red bean rice in the bowl.

"Xuejian..."

Romani opened his eyes aggrievedly.

"It's almost nine o'clock," I began to rush people, "You are going to be on duty in the control room this morning, right? Don't make Li Xiang-jun and the others wait too long."

"You..." He wanted to get angry but didn't dare to get angry. He held it in for a long time before he let himself down, picked up the dinner plate dejectedly, and prepared to pack up and go to work in the control room.

When he put the bowls and chopsticks neatly and got up to leave with a gloomy face, I stopped him from behind.

"Romani."

"Huh? Why..."

When he turned his head subconsciously, I suddenly jumped up from the seat, rushed forward with one step, and pulled the other party's collar neatly to force him to lower his head, pointed at his lips, and sternly Kissed up.

"!!!"

Romani's eyes widened in shock, and he let go of his hand, and the dinner plate, connected to the bowls and chopsticks, fell to the ground with a bang.

"Don't ask me such stupid questions from now on," I mumbled while maintaining the posture of leaning on him with lips and teeth, "Take out a little bit of the aura that used to trick me before."

"I have decided to be a traitor, don't you have the courage?!"

"Don't make me feel guilty all night yesterday, idiot!"

After saying the last sentence, I backed away a little and ended the reckless kiss.

Romani seemed to be frightened by what I did. He stood there helplessly for a long time, then blinked, and looked at me with an expression as if he had been in another world, and his eye sockets turned red.

"Okay, okay," he grabbed my shoulders with trembling hands, and said excitedly, "Can, can...can I do it again?"

"It's really impossible this time," I said with a smile, "Okay, hurry up and see you at afternoon tea."

I kept smiling and watched Romani leave after three steps and one turn. Then I restrained the expression on my face, turned around and walked to my previous seat, but when I turned my head, I saw that there were many people in Romani's seat. one person.

Young Jill saw me showing a surprised expression, shook his legs, and smiled sweetly.

"Morning, master," he said, "how does breakfast taste today?"

I was silent for a second.

"Just now I wanted to ask you when you have been here," I said with difficulty, "It seems that I don't need to bother to talk to you now."

After hearing this, Young Jill frowned again, and smiled even more happily.

"Of course I have to pay attention to such interesting things. After all, Chaldea really doesn't have much fun for me now."

He held out a finger, waved it in front of me, coughed, and parodied: "'It's okay if I don't have confidence, but Romani, you must have confidence, just like before...'"

"No, don't! Please, stop!"

I hurriedly rushed forward to cover Young Jill's mouth, but the other party deftly turned around and avoided it.

"Hahaha, how interesting, master," Young Jill laughed with tears almost streaming down his face, "Where in this world will there be people who have already understood their own intentions, but still doubt their own feelings, really, It's ridiculous!"

I gradually calmed down after hearing the obvious ridicule from the other party.

"To be honest," I sat down, "I'm still thinking about whether I should stop agreeing to him so rashly."

I glanced at Young Jill.Knowing that his essence is still the hero king who loves to play with people's hearts, but I couldn't help but want to confide my inner doubts and distress to him, as if I had somehow decided that after sneering, he would definitely say those things It's the same as giving a reasonable answer to trivial matters.

Sure enough, after I opened the topic, Young Jill didn't say anything, but just "hummed" softly, motioning for me to continue.

So I went on to talk about it.

"But," I frowned, "I feel that if I don't promise him, I will regret it too, so..."

"I'm a little conflicted."

Jill looked at me and raised his eyebrows.

"That's it?" he asked.

I nodded: "That's it."

"I can't understand why you have such an idea at all," Young Jill said, "If you like each other, then be together. At the moment when humanism is burning, no ethics will jump out to stop your love."

"And," he added, "it's really stupid to deceive yourself out of fear when you can clearly see your own feelings."

"No no no." I quickly denied.

"I'm asking this question with a complete abandonment of reason and emotion. I just have a gut feeling."

"Intuition what?"

"Intuition..." I paused for a moment, carefully discerning what I felt, and said hesitantly, "No matter what, I will regret it."

Young Jill said helplessly, "That's probably because your intuition is broken."

I said innocently, "Do you have any suggestions?"

"Even if I am the oldest king, I can't give advice to a person whose brain is broken because of falling in love." Young Jill spread his hands towards me, "You have the brain power to think about your unreliable feelings Why don't you catch up on sleep? Are you on the night shift?"

"Don't mention sleep..." I couldn't help yawning, and suddenly felt that I was sluggish, "Yesterday, I lost my stamina halfway through the game... If you completely rely on natural recovery of stamina, when the ending comes out, you will immediately lose your stamina." Xiang-jun can almost complete the task!"

"After calculating the time, my physical strength should be fully recovered in two hours... I will go to sleep after clearing my physical strength, and I still have things to do when I get up."

"During this time, day and night must be reversed, so annoying," I rubbed my hair in distress, and suddenly remembered an unimportant thing.

"Ah, by the way, Gilgamesh," I asked the other party, "do you have that magical ore over there?"

Young Jill said: "Yes, what do you want to do?"

I pondered for a moment, and let it go a little bit.

"Make a...sex toy?"

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Three in a row for couples: Confession, Publicity, Kissing

The title takes this name, since there is an illusion that doctors have been in an underground relationship before 233