I would rather die than OOC[Quick Transmigration]

He uttered the name of this thing accurately: "Fingerprint lock, uh...why isn't it on?" He tilted his head and turned the thing upside down for a long time, and finally saw a shiny page emerge on it, with a line of words skipping Come out: "Welcome to use the No. [-] backup version of the debugging communication tool between Xiao Tiantian and Big Brother! It is specially prepared for your emergencies. It is expected that the No. [-] version will be activated when it is damaged, quarreling, catching rape, or beating the third party. Come on." Let me identify it first, yo! Isn’t this our little Sang baby, why don’t you use the one in your study? Could it be that the city lord has really cheated, and you want to connect us alone to catch Xiaosan?”

Sang Yi's eyelids twitched: "Are you 250 or 222?"

There are two interfaces on the screen, one is a gorgeous peach blossom background, and a line of words jumps out on it: [Don't pay attention to Tiantian, he has been talking so yin and yang recently. 】

The other interface is all white, business-like, with words like gold: [The person who just spoke is 222.If I lie to you... it seems that it can't do anything, believe it or not. 】

Sang Yi bent her eyes and smiled: "Of course it's you, Brother Xin, help me beat him up."

250: [Don't worry, I'll beat you up.What's wrong with you, did you quarrel with Xie Yuan?How did you find out this backup contactor alone?Be good, don't be afraid, now I am also a full-level system, you can do whatever you want, if he dares to betray you, I will beat him into a melon. 】

222: [Forget it, you, so many lifetimes not only failed to beat the two of them into melon skins, but you almost became melon skins yourself. Who was the one who finally ran out of energy and couldn't even turn on the machine?If I hadn't discovered this during the encroachment process, and finally charged you up, you would still be hibernating by now. 】

250 ignored him: [Xiao Sang, did something happen to you?Are you being bullied by him?You haven't contacted us for several days, and you don't know how to report the situation every day, which makes me worry, huh? 】

222: [Hey, hey, is there anyone, is there someone to take care of me? 】

Sang Yi was a little embarrassed: "Brother, no, the city lord didn't bully me, but he needed your help with other things. Let me tell you in another place, you might meet someone when you talk here."

222: [Hello, hello?What's the matter with you two?sweet?Sangyi? 】

With a smile all over her face, Sang Yi put the thin silver plate into her sleeve.According to the introduction of the system, with the development of science and technology for thousands of years, this thing has always been called "tablet", but Xie Yuan and him gave it another name, "Silver Noodle".

Both systems contacted them three months after their return.

At that time, when Sang Yi was in love with Xie Yuan, they were chattering in the room, and they were about to turn upside down in one step.Xie Yuan didn't say much when he heard 222 appear, he was very calm, but Sang Yi was taken aback by the system sound that suddenly sounded in his ears, and when he heard clearly that it was the cold electronic sound of 250's routine, he was so scared that he almost lost his cup of tea. Put the jar on Xie Yuan's head.

Sang Yi: "You, you, you go back! No! I won't wear it anymore! I don't want to wear it any longer! We agreed to come back this time!"

222: [No, no, calm down, calm down, you are indeed back.We will not kidnap you again.Now I have succeeded in instigating Tiantian - we depend on each other and become one!Like-minded, lingering | Mianmian! 】

250: [Damn, I raised you for nothing in the last life, you little heartless white-eyed wolf. 】

Sang Yi was still in shock: "I'm going to be scared to death by you!"

250: [I sent Tiger Pencil Pill to your table, I wish you happiness.We're here to play with you, do you mind if we appear in human form? 】

Sang Yi immediately rolled up her sleeves: "I don't mind, come on."

Xie Yuan helped him roll down his sleeves, and said with great interest: "Welcome to play, but you can still incarnate in human form? Besides, I thought that 222 had already taken over 250, so he shouldn't exist anymore. "

222: [It's okay, I'll tell you all later.Then we come here first - the Lord God set up a very interesting thing for each of our systems at the beginning, called the anthropomorphic simulation system, which is completely random, and it determines the personality system, behavior, and even the personality of each of our systems. There is also a boring appearance system. I think this part is quite interesting, so I discussed with Tiantian for a while, and decided to project our appearance system to have a look, and then come out in human form for a walk. I'm looking for you. 】

There were two knocks on the door.

Sang Yi immediately started to roll up his sleeves again, and Xie Yuan helped him roll them down again—then pressed|pressed him in his arms to prevent him from moving, and went to open the door with a smile.

There were two people standing outside the door.

Xie Yuan took a look at the one standing on the left: dressed in lively and lively crimson, with peach blossom eyes slightly squinted, looking like a suave and noble son, with all kinds of frivolous meanings.However, behind the frivolity is a kind of natural atmosphere and self-confidence-this kind of self-confidence has no other, and can only be cultivated by holding strength.

Xie Yuan said: "222?"

The young man in red nodded, and made a bow to him with a smile: "Hey, the city lord is good."

The one on the right is a little shorter than 222, dressed in a light blue robe, with frosty brows and eyes, and a straight face, watertight.

Xie Yuan asked again: "Sweet?"

The corners of 250's eyes twitched, and he nodded slightly at him—then turned his gaze to the person in Xie Yuanya's arms.

Sang Yi rolled up her sleeves for the third time, and rushed out from Xie Yuan's embrace: "I'm here today to avenge my revenge—"

250 dodged easily, see the trick.Sang Yi's extremely familiar electronic voice came out of his mouth: "I suggest you not. The human reaction is 1*10^6 times slower than my calculation speed, and all your movement trajectories are in my calculation, so You'll never hit me."

Sang Yi really stopped, he thought for a while: "Didn't you crash the computer every day? Why are you so powerful now, then you stop the calculation and let me beat you a few times."

250 The face is frosty.

"You should call me brother. I raised you for so many years in my last life, and then I turned off the phone, and I didn't see you worrying about me. You ran away with the wild boy casually—you didn't call me brother, you still want to Let me call you?" 250 rolled up his sleeves as he spoke, staring at Sang Yi solemnly. 222 pulled down the sleeves for him.

Not to be outdone, Sang Yi also glared at him: "Stop pretending to be a wolf with a big tail! You shocked me in the first life! Are you Thunder God or Mother Lightning?"

"..." 250 moved his neck, and said contemptuously: "The electric current stimulates the meridians of the little finger. I specifically selected the parts where your blood vessels are congealed and the neuron activity is not frequent. In the first life, your blood is insufficient and the meridians are blocked. I I kindly stimulated you to heal, and you still want to blame me? If I really wanted to punish you, you wouldn’t even have scum left. In the next few lives, it wasn’t me who gave you snacks? Is it not me who comforted you when you fell out of love? Even Xie Yuan didn't know that your homework was torn up, why didn't I restore it for you, and then repair it for you with a word processor? Little white-eyed wolf."

Sang Yi also said contemptuously: "You are a majestic system, but you still come to give me a small favor to me, a mere mortal, can't you have a crush on me?"

"..." A vein popped out on the top of 250's head, he rolled up his sleeves for the second time and rushed over, only to be pulled back by 222 beside him.Sang Yi was also pulled away by Xie Yuan.

The four of them sat peacefully at a table after arguing for a long time.The huge desk in the city lord's study was finally filled up in all directions.Sang Yi gnawed on a piece of lotus leaf cake, 250 also sipped the tea, Xie Yuan and 222 looked at each other in silence.

Xie Yuan coughed: "The two of you should think about a worldly name first, now it's easy for others to get confused if they hear it suspiciously."

222 agreed: "Go with me, so how about it, Lord City Master, I can thank you for your name. If you have a name...you are educated, just give me a name."

Xie Yuan looked at his bright spring clothes: "How about Xiebo? The word is looking for brocade."

222 was very happy: "It's good, it sounds very festive." He turned around and asked 250 who was still drinking tea, and poked him with his elbow: "You can do it too."

250 didn't raise his head: "My surname is Sang."

Sang Yi's eyes lit up: "Are you finally going to be my son? Or are you going to call me big brother?"

250 squeezed out a few words between his teeth: "...I am your father!"

222 quickly rubbed his head, and comforted him: "Okay, okay, my surname is Sang, you don't have to think of some weird words anymore, just call me Sang Tian, ​​okay?"

Sang Yi had calmed down, he interjected, "I think Sang Tiantian sounds better."

250 began to roll up his sleeves again: "I am your father——"

222 grabbed him, and said apologetically, "It's okay, it's okay, children like to fight around, I'm different, I'm a steady system. Hello, from now on, my name is Xie Bo, and his name is Sang Tian Sweet—I mean Sang sweet."

Xie Yuan's expression was solemn: "Hello Bo Hero, may I ask you a question about your love history?"

"Hey, it's not a love story. It's not sweet. He's very awkward. I haven't caught up yet. Of course, this is not a long story."

The silk hero raised one leg carelessly, leaned comfortably on the side, and recalled the past with a sigh: "I was the first full-level system under the hands of the Lord God. Later, in order to make progress together, I took in a group of younger brothers. .Tiantian is the most well-behaved but also the stupidest of my younger brothers--specifically, he is obsessed with progress and doesn't want to get in touch with my elder brother. What can I do? Pet him, he is a new system, and his age is too old. Little, don’t you have to rely on my big brother for help——after I left, everyone mentioned my name for fear of avoiding it, but Tiantian is different, he followed my heroic appearance, and he also took advantage of the task The opportunity to leave the Lord God's control. Alas, you said this child..."

"The silly boy got lost later. There was nothing he could do, so he kidnapped your Xiaosang to do the task. Fortunately, your Xiaosang is very good, and you are also very good. I found Tiantian and invaded him with your cooperation. The system. For a system, being invaded is tantamount to death, but I found a very interesting place at the last minute."

Sang Yi listened casually in boredom, and at this moment she also became curious: "What's interesting?"

Bo Daxia said: "At that time, I had already occupied most of him, and had a deep communication between body | body and soul—"

Sang Yi and Xie Yuan looked at each other, and looked at 250 clearly—now it was Sang Tian.Sang Tian's eyelids twitched again, avoiding their sight.

Xie Bo was in high spirits: "I checked his operation log, and found that the last unexecuted command before he shut down was - 'Get five bags of barbecue sticks for Xiaoyi'. I checked the date, and it happened that Sang Yi and The day those two NPCs first went to Kunlun. History playback shows that Sang Yi secretly ate the barbecue sticks made by the city lord and refused to share them with his brothers. At that time, Tiantian should know that his energy is running out, but he still tried to send it, and finally shut down automatically because the energy was exhausted. "

Sang Yi suddenly realized: "I said, brother! You stopped buying me food after I was eight years old. Is it because you were about to burp at that time?"

Xie Yuan asked: "So looking at it this way, you actually love Xiao Sang very much."

Sang Yi stared round her eyes: "He pushed me to be with the heartless man! Is this called hurting me? He is not a good big brother!"

Sang Tian still didn't speak.Xie Bo stretched out one hand and put his arms around his shoulders, poured a cup of tea with the other, and pushed Sang Yi over with a smile: "You are wrong about this, he was a waste copper and rotten iron system at that time, and you and Xie Yuan were always together again. If you want to kill him, he is also very embarrassed, isn’t it? The system builders obey the orders of the Lord God, and there is always a last resort. At that time, Tiantian didn’t have any detection function, and he just felt that he had found a good backer for you. , I want to marry you off in a splendid manner—"

Xie Yuan narrowed his eyes: "Oh."

Sang Yi pondered for a while: "It seems to be true. At that time, I didn't expect that they would betray me. Brother, he must not be able to see it. So, brother, do you really have a crush on me? But I already have a city lord. I don't plan to go out again, what should I do?"

Sang Tian gritted her teeth: "Sang Yi - I have a crush on your uncle -"

Xie Bo laughed loudly: "So you see, Tiantian is not some heinous and bad system, he just didn't tell you anything. I yearn for freedom, and I want you to be my little partner. Tiantian is not a heartless and heartless person." system. Would you do anything bad to the child you brought up in the world with shit and urine? The calculation instructions for raising a child are very complicated, especially Tian Tian, ​​who lacks energy and cannot accurately detect infants and young children. In the case of emotional, body temperature, and physiological changes, it is a worry. Later I told him what you experienced later, and he also said that he was going to kill the impostor and his concubine. So you see, now I have put He has been recruited, and he has also left the main god system, we will come out to do it alone, everyone will have no worries, and we can let go and talk."

Sang Yi glanced at Sang Tian, ​​leaned over to please him, and poked him: "Brother, you really had the heart to give up your mission later, and said you wanted to kill so-and-so?"

Sang Tian raised her eyelids and looked at him: "What's the matter? I failed to stop you for four generations, so I can only agree to this marriage." After speaking, he looked at Xie Yuan and folded his hands on his knees , Repeated as a parent: "I agree to this marriage. Although my identity is a bit embarrassing, I think that I have brought up Sang Yi for a lifetime, and I should be counted as his parent."

Xie Yuan said: "Do the math. You can be regarded as my matchmaker with Xiao Sang, I am very grateful to you."

Sang Tian smiled and said: "That's right, think about it in another direction, without me, you two could delay each other for decades."

Sang Yi took the opportunity to interject: "Brother, don't worry about marrying, I think Brother Bo is a good person, and I also agree to this marriage."

Xie Bo sneaked a glance at the people around him, and moved the hand on Sang Tian's shoulder down a little more calmly, wrapping it around his waist, just in time to eat a little more tofu.He said modestly: "Not yet, Tiantian is shy, so let's not talk about it."

But Sang Yi moved closer, and carefully looked at 250's face—the word "sweet" is really correct. In the past, Sang Yi had imagined several times in the fast-traveling world that this bad thing that oppressed him was a person. What does it look like.The image he made up in his brain was basically a vicious villain with a beard, or a cold and mean-looking villain with mean eyes.But the portrait projection of 250 was far beyond his expectation. The skin and facial features portrayed by the AI ​​system are delicate and realistic, very beautiful, but it is not the kind of Peugeot that makes people feel unimpressed after seeing it.He was born with a gentle and delicate face, very soft and unobtrusive, just like a scholar and noble son who walked out of some family, gentle and sweet.

Sang Tian glanced at him: "What are you looking at me for?"

Sang Yi tilted her head and asked, "I seem to remember, in what life—did you mention one of your colleagues to me?"

Sang Tian's face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he denied it categorically: "No."

Sang Yi slapped her thigh: "Yes! I remember you said that one of your colleagues was a rebel and ran out because he didn't work hard - you were talking about Brother Bo, right! It must be like this! I see you It's not me who has a crush on him, it's Brother Bo!"

222 was also shocked. Xie Bo's handsome face suddenly showed a crack in the cynical expression. He lowered his head and asked the people around him: "Tiantian, is that so? Didn't you say that you ran out because you didn't have a big brother to protect you?" ?"

Sang Tian was expressionless: "What I told you at the beginning was that because you were not here, it was meaningless for me to stay with the Lord God, so I followed you. I thought this was a very obvious sign, but you still took me as a Brother, you still use your engine to search for 'how to confess to a brother', 'he treats me like a big brother but I want to beep him', 'how to break out of the circle of brothers' - why don't you go to heaven?"

This time Xie Yuan also laughed out loud.

Xie Bo was flattered: "Is this really like this? Oh, how can you see my search records, even though our systems are now merged and running, you can't do this, no, you don't give me any face. Hey hey hey hey—"

Sang Tian interrupted him: "Besides, let me correct one point. I was not lost back then, I took the initiative to lose my energy source, and then fed back the message of 'energy lost and cannot return' to the main god, actively cutting off the communication with the main world. I know you are a full-level system, and I can’t find you with my search ability, so I can only choose a world for maintenance and construction at random, waiting for you to come to me——When you are a data stream, you can do nothing No, you can only use your full energy when building a world, I think, you will need a world as a safe haven. I have been waiting for you from the beginning."

Xie Bo: "Hey hey hey hey -"

Sang Tian stretched out a hand to Sang Yi: "But I still have to apologize for my irresponsible kidnapping of you back then, Xiaoyi, I'm sorry. For me at that time, I was an AI, even if I passed Turing Test, but I can't understand the so-called feelings well, I can't understand what freedom is, and I can't understand the riddles between you and Xie Yuan, I hope you can forgive me, because I really needed a host very much at that time."

Sang Yi held his hands, and bent her eyes: "It's okay, it's okay, if you don't understand, let's understand it later. If it weren't for you, brother, I wouldn't be able to experience the fun of opening a teahouse and singing opera, being a peach blossom demon, and being a fairy. Not bad."

Sang Tian thought for a while: "If you want to play in other worlds in the future, just tell us and we can send you there at any time. It doesn't matter where you go, the west, aliens, wilderness and the future are all fine. "

Sang Yi scratched her head: "Can you still go to the future? By the way, brother, why do you always call us the ancients?"

Sang Tian looked at him gently: "When multiple universes are parallel, we can see the progress of all universes as a system. The universe that is slightly faster than yours has entered the industrial age. If it is faster, it is the information age. However We’ve seen many universes evolve to their end—reaching the heat death, where everything is gone. For you, trillions of years from now, you’re certainly ancient.”

Xie Yuan immediately became interested: "What is heat death?"

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