Bad Feng Shui Master

"Master, what's wrong with you?"

As soon as the two entered the room, they frightened the old Qi and the others, and surrounded them together.

"I take too many tonics, so I'm a bit over-nourished." Qingyi walked to the tea table very calmly, picked up a paper towel, and took a few tissues to wipe off the blood from his nose. paper draw.

After hearing Qingyi's explanation, the second and third child felt guilty.

After a while, the garbage basket was filled with bloody tissues, and the paper towels gradually bottomed out, and Qingyi just felt that there was no blood coming out.

"I'm going to change clothes." Qingyi stood up, seeing that Shang Changqi was still suffering from nosebleeds, she patted him on the shoulder with distress and fear, "Come on."

Shang Changqi raised her hand to slap Qingyi's hand away, but as soon as she took it away, she felt blood flow out, so she quickly blocked it with a tissue, and had to give up, "I'll go up and change later."

Qingyi nodded, walked a few steps as if thinking of something, turned to the second and third child, "Remember not to buy so many supplements next time, I'm afraid I'll be anemic."

The second and third child lowered their heads in shame, "Understood, master."

"Master." Seventh stood up anxiously, "I asked the second and third to make supplements for you, don't blame them." Although the seventh did not know that the second and third would make so many supplements, the root cause is on it.If she hadn't said to cook more tonics, the second and third child wouldn't have made so many tonics, and Qingyi and Shang Changqi wouldn't have had nosebleeds because of it.

Qing Yi turned around and looked at Lao Qi, frowning tightly, "Why do you ask them to cook so many supplements? I'm not in good health recently?"

Lao Qi said a few words indistinctly, but Qing Yi couldn't hear clearly because of the distance.

"What did you say?" Qing Yi had to repeat the question.

"I was worried that Chang Qi was young and strong, and would drain you, so I wanted to make up for you." The seventh child lowered his head in embarrassment, "I know I was wrong, next time I will let the second child and the third child control it. Portion, I won’t make so much anymore, at most one or two bowls of tonic soup.”

Squeeze dry?And next time?

Qingyi's expression darkened, at this point, she would be really stupid if she didn't understand anymore.No wonder Zhao Xiangang and Xiao Liu have been telling them to be more restrained, fuck it meow restraint!

The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, she gritted her teeth and looked at Lao Qi, "Where did you know that Chang Qi would squeeze me dry?" The two of them have only kissed at most so far, how could they reach the point where they need tonic?

Lao Qi looked at Shang Changqi aggrievedly, "Didn't I see that Chang Qi always took the opportunity to throw you down, and then I..."

Later, when Lao Qi noticed Qingyi's stern expression, his voice subconsciously lowered, and he quickly lowered his head as if he knew his mistake and corrected it.

Shang Changqi, who was nominated innocently, received a glaring look from Qingyi in the next second, and quickly raised his hands: "I was wronged."

Qingyi frowned: "Your nosebleed." Seeing Shang Changqi lower her head to deal with the nosebleed, she tried her best to suppress the helplessness in her heart, and looked at Lao Qi, "We don't need to cook tonic in the future, we don't need it."

"Also, have you read Xiao Liu's book?" Lao Qi is usually such a simple child, and he can think of indescribable things before anything happened to them, there must be some factors driving them.And as a precedent, Xiao Liu became the biggest suspect.

After asking, Qing Yi looked at Lao Liu who was not far away, "Lao Liu?"

"I don't know, I didn't, I didn't give it." Xiao Liu denied it three times in an instant, shook the handkerchief, and held the corner of the handkerchief in each hand to cover most of his face, "Master, how can you wrong me?"

It's okay if the sixth child doesn't say anything, but once Qing Yi talks about it, he will be sure who the culprit is.If it wasn't for the sticky and uncomfortable nose, she would want to attack Lao Liu now.

"I'll settle the score with you after I wash my face." After she said this, she turned and went upstairs.

The "da da da" sound of feet stepping on the stairs was like a hammer hitting Lao Liu's body.The sixth child screamed and threw himself on the seventh child, "I am going to die, the seventh child, chirping."

The seventh child was ready to be preached by Shang Changqi, but the sixth child unexpectedly attracted Qingyi's attention.Seeing that the sixth child was so scared, she thought about it, and comforted her, "At most, it's just not letting you read the script, it's nothing to worry about."

The sixth child's crying stagnated, and then he cried even louder. It's better not to comfort him. What he fears most is not letting him read the script, and this time the plot is much more serious.The last time I showed Shang Changqi the storybook, Qingyi told her not to read the storybook for a week, she counted, and this time I gave the second and third...seven. Doesn't that mean that she can't read the storybook for seven weeks?

After the calculation, Lao Liu took a breath and almost fainted.

It was hopeless.

Qingyi came out of the bathroom after washing her face and changing clothes, and saw Shang Changqi fumbling with her phone, wondering what she was thinking.

"What's wrong?" Qingyi threw the soiled clothes into the clothes basket, and sat down beside Shang Changqi.

Shang Changqi seemed to be awakened, "No."

Qingyi looked at Shang Changqi who stood up suddenly, half-closed her eyes, "Do you have something to hide from me?"

"No, I'm just thinking about the company." Shang Changqi patted the top of Qingyi's hair, "Don't think about it, I'll go wash my face."

"Yeah." Qingyi nodded, watched Shang Changqi go into the bathroom, and then crawled under the quilt, checking the news with her mobile phone.

"Buzzing—"

Qingyi looked at the vibrating cell phone on the bedside table, crawled over to check, it was Qi Qi's call, and called Shang Changqi to the bathroom.

"What's wrong?" Shang Changqi's voice came out.

"Qi Qi called you."

"You pick it up for me and ask what's the matter."

Only then did Qing Yi connect to the phone, but before she could speak, Qi Qi's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Chang Qi, my brother is back, do you want to come to our house for dinner? My mother has been talking about you, and she said that she will make you your favorite seafood bowl. Of course, you can also bring Qing Yi over."

After Qi Qi finished speaking, Qing Yi said, "Qi Qi, I'm Qing Yi, and Chang Qi is washing her face."

"Ah, you're Qingyi?" Qi Qi on the other end of the phone was obviously a little shocked. After a while of silence, he spoke intermittently, "Chang Qi has a good relationship with me, so he often comes to play with me at my house." These words are Explained to Qingyi.

"I will tell Chang Qi what you said." Qing Yi's lips curled up, "But can I ask a question?"

"what is the problem?"

"Is there any relationship between your brother and Chang Qi?"

There was a dead silence on the other end of the phone, after a while Qingyi heard a deep male voice asking, "Is Chang Qi coming?"

"I will go with Chang Qi." Qingyi hung up the phone without waiting for Qi Qi's answer.

After a while, Shang Changqi came out, seeing Qingyi looking at him quietly, a little confused, so, "What did Qi Qi say?"

"She said that her brother came back and asked you to go to her house for dinner." Qingyi looked at Shang Changqi with a half-smile.

"Don't look at me like that, I can explain." Shang Changqi felt cold behind him, quickly climbed onto the bed, and lay down next to Qingyi, "We have nothing to do."

Shang Changqi's mother, Cai Lanlan, and her father, Shang Guanqi, fell in love at first sight by accident in college, and then quickly fell in love and got married in a flash. The next year, Shang Changqi was born.All this seemed very happy, but after Shang Changqi was born, Shang Changqi's grandma appeared and asked Shang Guan to go home.

Shang Guanqi was the eldest son, who rebelled and ran away from home when he was an adult.After Shang Changqi was born, the traces were only discovered, and this has the usual plot of "giving money to leave my son" in wealthy families. It's just that the two are in love with each other. The more the older generation obstructs, the deeper the relationship between the two .

In the end, as a last resort, Grandma Shang Changqi brought everyone back to the merchant, and asked Shang Guanqi to inherit most of the inheritance as the eldest son.That's right, it was the accidental death of Mr. Shang that her grandmother brought her father back to the merchant, preventing others from making excuses to seize the merchant's property.

It's just that the good times don't last long, Shang Guanqi and his wife died unexpectedly while they were on a business trip, leaving Shang Changqi alone.Grandma doesn't like Shang Changqi, because Shang Changqi looks a lot like her mother Cai Lanlan, and also like an old man she hates, so she throws Shang Changqi to boarding school and ignores the rest.

Without her parents, Shang Changqi was almost freed. Among her peers, only Qi Qi and Bai Jian played with her.After the three of them got acquainted, because Qi Qi's mother liked children more, Shang Changqi and Bai Jian would go to Qi's house to play around from time to time, and gradually got to know Qi Qi's brother—Qi Muyu.

"So your childhood sweethearts finally got together?" Qing Yi raised her eyebrows.

"No, I knew my sexual orientation from the very beginning, so I said it straight when he confessed." Shang Changqi said with a very calm expression when talking about this matter, "He went abroad about five or six years ago. I almost forgot about this person. Most importantly, I was worried that you would be jealous, so I didn't take the initiative to say anything."

"Why am I jealous?" Qingyi snorted softly, lowered her head and played with her phone, and asked casually, "Five or six years ago? Could it be because of the failure of confession?"

Shang Changqi touched the tip of his nose resentfully, and said uncertainly: "Probably not, I heard from Qi Qi that he just submitted his application for further study abroad at that time."

"Yo, I remember quite clearly."

Shang Changqi took a breath, "I have a relatively good memory, I still remember the scene when we first met."

Qingyi's expression softened a little, and she squinted at Shang Changqi, "Then are you going to eat? I told Qi Qi that we will all go there to eat."

Shang Changqi swallowed hard, "We'll go if you say so." Worrying about Qingyi's overthinking, she approached with a smile, but was stopped by Qingyi's slap.

"Speak well if you have something to say, don't be fussy."

Shang Changqi retracted his head aggrievedly, "Anyway, you are the only one I have, and I am the only one. What's more, we have already slept, don't you want to be responsible for me?"

Qingyi's expression cleared up a little, but she was still puzzled, so she raised her hand and squeezed Shang Changqi's face, then rubbed his face back and forth until her face turned red before she let go.

"Get up, I'm going down." Mentioning Shang Changqi, who was leaning on him, Qingyi lifted the quilt and got up, "There is still a villain waiting to be punished."

Shang Changqi breathed a sigh of relief, and thanked the sixth child from the bottom of his heart.If it weren't for the sixth child who diverted his attention a little, Qingyi probably wouldn't let her go so easily.

Qingyi opened the door and was startled by the scene in front of her.

"Lao Liu, what are you doing?"

On the blanket at the door, Lao Liu was kneeling in front of her door holding a book that was several times its body.

"Master, I know I was wrong, next time I won't show the storybook to the second child again." The sixth child looked at Qing Yi aggrievedly, trying to make her feel sorry for herself.

"Do you still have a next time?" Qing Yi squatted down, "Do you remember what I told you after you gave Chang Qi the script?"

Lao Liu was speechless, his mouth was moving, but he couldn't find any words to explain.

"Tell me, how long do you think it's better for me not to read the script?" Qingyi gave the initiative to Lao Liu, and the smile on the corner of his mouth made Lao Liu feel chills for no reason.

The sixth child was somewhat elusive about Qingyi's thoughts, so he asked tentatively, "Is it okay for a week?"

"Huh?" Qingyi raised her eyebrows and rubbed her ears, "I was a little distracted just now, can you say it again?"

"I..." Lao Liu's courage was shattered at once, and he said sadly, "Seven weeks."

Qingyi was taken aback, then smiled and shook her head: "I just wanted you to stop reading the storybook for a month, since you said seven weeks, then seven weeks."

The sixth child didn't expect that he dug a hole for himself, and he regretted it so much that his intestines turned green, and he quickly regretted it: "No, master, you heard me wrong, what I said is one month."

"Seven weeks is seven weeks, and if we talk about it, it will be eight weeks." Qingyi took the script behind the sixth child in her hand, and found that it was actually the sequel to the book she had confiscated from Shang Changqi.

"This book..."

"It's not mine." The sixth man frantically threw the pot away, fearing that Qingyi would not be able to think about it for a while, so he extended the time to punish it, "I just picked it up randomly, and someone next door probably dropped it."

Qingyi naturally didn't believe this statement at all, picked up the story book and tapped Lao Liu on the head, "Remember, you are not allowed to read the story book for seven weeks. I will ask Lao Qi to lock up your story book later."

The sixth child suddenly had an expression of lovelessness.

Qingyi passed Lao Liu, went downstairs and announced the punishment of Lao Liu to a few little paper men and two dogs.

"In short, you have to keep an eye on Lao Liu at home. If you let me know that you indulge him in reading the storybook, you will be at your own risk." Qingyi's half-smile eyes slid across each little paper figurine, seeing Everyone nodded in unison before she looked back in satisfaction.

When Qing Yi left completely, Lao Qi hurriedly stepped forward to condolences to Lao Liu.

"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have said seven weeks." Lao Liu felt that he was going to cry stupidly, "I should have said one month, but who knows why I said seven weeks out of my mind."

"It's only seven weeks, and it will pass soon." Lao Qi comforted.

"That's it? Seven weeks is 49 days, 1176 hours, about 7 minutes, and more than 400 million seconds. You actually told me that it's only seven weeks?" Lao Liu looked at Lao Qi in disbelief, "Old Seven, you have changed, you were not like this before."

Lao Qi scratched his head, and expressed his incomprehension to Lao Liu's fuss anyway, after all, isn't it all seven weeks?

"Sixth brother, I have a suggestion, but I don't know what you think." The boss who was playing with the computer in the distance suddenly interrupted the embarrassing conversation between the two.

"What suggestion?" The sixth child turned to look at the boss, "Don't ask me to play games with you."

"I don't bother to take you to play games." The boss didn't look up, clicked the mouse neatly, shot the person opposite him in the head, and said, "I think since you like the story book so much, why don't you tell me the story by yourself?" Write it down?"

The sixth child was stunned for a moment, she really hadn't thought about this question.

The old seven on the side nodded, "The suggestion given by the boss seems to be good. If you write the script by yourself, you don't count as reading the script, right? And it's probably easier for you to pass the time."

"Let me think about it." Lao Liu quietly found a corner to stay, thinking about what the boss said.

During the meal, Qing Yi never saw Lao Liu, so she asked Lao Qi.

"Lao Liu." Lao Qi poked a head out of a pile of clothes, pointed to a corner not far away, "Still thinking about life there."

"What's wrong with it? I finally realized that my behavior was wrong, so I faced the wall and thought about it?" Shang Changqi came over and joked after hearing the conversation.

Lao Qi's face became a little strange. After all, if Lao Liu really wrote the storybook, it seemed to be exactly the opposite of Qing Yi's purpose of teaching Lao Liu a lesson.

"Maybe." Lao Qi avoided his eyes, and continued to drill back into the pile of clothes after speaking.

Qingyi shook her head, had dinner with Shang Changqi before going out.

After the two went out for a while, the sixth child finally started to move, and ran to the boss aggressively, waving his handkerchief.

"What's the matter?" The boss was playing the game at a critical juncture, and his eyes were fixed on the bullseye of the [-]x mirror, aiming at the enemy hiding next to a big tree on the opposite hillside. As soon as the words fell, the mouse clicked down.

"Boom—" a headshot shot, and the screen displayed a message prompting six kills.

The sixth child didn't understand games, so he didn't care when he glanced at it, "I decided to listen to your suggestion and write a storybook."

"Then go write, come and ask me what to do." The poisonous circle began to clean up the poison, and the boss manipulated the characters to jump off the watchtower and began to run in the direction of the white dotted line.

Lao Liu shook his handkerchief a little embarrassedly, "I want to borrow your computer to write a storybook."

"No way." The boss groaned a few times, "You can ask the master to buy one for you, it's not worth much anyway."

Seeing that the boss was addicted to the game, the sixth child could only sigh and return to the desk.Without a computer, it can only go to the study room to get Qingyi's ink, then pick up the brush and start to record what it has thought about before.

On the other side, Qingyi and Shang Changqi arrived at the agreed place - a cafe near the apartment.

It's afternoon tea time now, and there are quite a lot of customers in the cafe. If they hadn't made a reservation in advance, the two of them might not be able to sit down.

"Then Qi Muyu is handsome, isn't he?" Qingyi was bored, so she wanted to make something up.

"It's not bad. I was a school girl in college. But it doesn't matter how handsome I am. I have a family." I have to say that Shang Changqi's desire to survive is really strong, and the previous sentence made Qingyi unhappy , the next sentence made Qingyi's heart burst into joy again.

Qingyi took a sip of water unnaturally, and touched the glass wall unconsciously with her fingers, "What do you think?"

"He's pretty handsome, but he's not my type. And I seem to have heard Qi Qi say that, the year before last or last year, her brother had already found a female student who was also studying abroad to fall in love, and he was still abroad to get a certificate." Shang Changqi stretched out his hand Holding Qingyi's palm on the table, he continued the next sentence very naturally, "The person I like, she has long black hair, eyes that make my heart flutter and even fall in love at first sight, lips that make my heart flutter, and Made me not want to be a human body."

"Love at first sight" is understandable, and "unwillingness" is also acceptable, but what the hell is "not wanting to be a man"?

Although Qingyi disliked Shang Changqi's blunt words, her lips curled up naturally.

With a reddened face, she took a sip from the cup, and only then did she ask a question: "Are you... are you sure this is the first time you're in love?"

"Yeah." Shang Changqi squeezed Qingyi's palm, then bowed his head and kissed him again, "I'm still ready to be single for the rest of my life, and to adopt a few children when I get old."

Qingyi felt the touch from the palm, and the expression between her brows softened.

"Jingle Bell--"

A tall man pushed open the door of the cafe and walked in.

The waiter waiting at the door inquired about it, and after learning that there was a reservation, he brought him to Qingyi's location.

"Chang Qi, long time no see." After Qi Muyu greeted Shang Changqi, he shifted his gaze to Qing Yi next to him, "This must be Chang Qi's lover, right? Hello, this is to introduce, I'm Qi Muyu."

"Hello." Qingyi accepted the term "lover" well, stood up and looked at the white man in front of her.According to Shang Changqi, the other party is nearly 30 years old, but judging from his appearance, a baby face looks like he is in his early twenties, his eyes are piercing, and he is very upright, his lips are naturally hooked, which is easy to give people a good impression.

"I didn't expect to be an acquaintance. I am Xiaoliu's classmate. I accidentally learned about Master Qingyi's ability, so I specially asked Xiaoliu to arrange for me to communicate with you. When the other party said that you might come with Shang Changqi, I I thought it was just the same name and surname, but I didn't expect that after careful questioning, it was actually the same person."

"Didn't you bring your wife here?" Qingyi said.

Qi Muyu's expression froze, and he couldn't maintain the smile on his face, "I want to find Qingyi, you just want to investigate what's wrong with my wife."

"What's going on?" Shang Changqi on the side also came over.

"Yan'er and I, that is, my wife, returned to China in March. We just went to P City for a business trip and never had time to go home. About two months ago, my wife had a car accident on the way to work. , and then lost memory."

"And then?" Qing Yi straightened her back, motioning for the other party to continue.

"Without memory, some of Yan'er's daily habits are different." Qi Muyu frowned, "For example, before losing her memory, Yan'er shared housework with me, sometimes I did it, sometimes she did it, But after amnesia, Yan'er took over all the housework."

"Probably because you are caring about your hard work?"

"No." Qi Muyu shook his head, "Speaking of going to work, I remembered one more thing. Yan'er was in the same unit as me before she lost her memory. The opportunity for promotion, stay at home to take care of the family, and said to take good care of my body and give me a big fat son."

"Isn't that good? She resigned, maybe she felt that family is more important after losing her memory, so she resigned?" Qingyi didn't think there was any problem.

"No." Qi Muyu frowned, and said with a complicated expression, "I've known Yan'er for two or three years, once Yan'er lost her memory, I felt that she changed completely, although everything is developing in a good direction, That's what I want too, but I always feel that this is not the real Yan'er."

"Give me your wife's birth date, and I'll do the math for you," Qingyi said.

"I'm not sure about this." Qi Muyu really hadn't asked this before, "I might need to ask my mother-in-law to find out."

Qingyi nodded.

Shang Changqi on the side spoke: "It just so happens that Qingyi and I are going to your house for dinner, you can bring your sister-in-law and let Qingyi see if there is any problem."

"Okay, I'll trouble you." Qi Muyu heaved a sigh of relief.

The author has something to say: Lying down and eating chicken makes me happy (＊￣︶￣＊)

Xiaoliu wants to write a storybook and write about pornographic fans!Hahahahahaha

Thank you for your support ^ω^ Tomorrow, I will try my best and give it a try, maybe if my sister Wan doesn’t give it to me, I’ll still molested my sixth sister

Fingers and wrists hurt from writing too much today_(:з」∠)_The typing is not standard and difficult to correct, it hurts me

Thank you "shoot" mine~

Thank you "Little Squid", "Wu Huang Long Live" for the nutrient solution~