Bad Feng Shui Master

After taking a shower, the two changed into sportswear.

"I suddenly remembered, where are we going to exercise?" Qingyi rubbed the center of her brows, trying to get away with it, "I don't have any equipment, why don't we go buy equipment tomorrow?" Even at this time, she still wanted to struggle .

As if he could see the little Jiujiu in Qingyi's heart, Shang Changqi pulled him back forcefully, and then pushed him down on the bed.

Qingyi:? ? ?

"Just exercise on the bed." After Shang Changqi finished speaking, he switched the positions of the two of them, so that she was below and Qingyi was above her.

"How do you exercise?" Qingyi thought of the picture in the storybook she had read before, quite timely, and her face turned red for a moment.

Will this be too fast?

"Do you know about push-ups?" Shang Changqi leisurely looked at Qingyi's flushed face, moved Qingyi's body at night, and the two of them faced each other with a distance of less than a few centimeters. Sitting push-ups on top."

Qingyi was relieved to hear that it wasn't an intimate exercise.Just after Shang Changqi finished talking about the exercise method, she was stunned, "What if my arms can't support me?"

Shang Changqi smiled: "What do you think?" The two faced each other, and when they fell down, they naturally had close contact at zero distance.

Although there is a negative distance contact, it is not appropriate now.Shang Changqi withdrew his shy thoughts with some regret, and signaled Qingyi to start.

Qingyi put her arms on both sides of Shang Changqi, put her toes on her toes, and supported her body tremblingly with her arms.

"You can't maintain one movement. How can this be considered exercise? You need to move up and down." Shang Changqi didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and tossed Qingyi with a smirk.

Qingyi looked at Shang Changqi complainingly, and then pressed down tremblingly.In order not to be directly on Shang Changqi's body, she had to slow down her descent.

As her body descended, their bodies got closer and their faces got closer, and even Shang Changqi could feel Qing Yi's rapid breathing on her face.

"Good boy." Shang Changqi looked at the blushing face, a little distracted, his throat moved, "Move again."

"I'm moving, why are you urging me?" Qingyi frowned, wishing to kill Shang Changqi, who was sarcastically speaking, and barely controlled her body to continue moving up.

Shang Changqi felt a little regretful that she thought of such a method. Although Qingyi was asked to exercise, she was still torturing herself.Qing Yi is physical, she is spiritual.

"Otherwise, forget it?" After tossing a few times, Shang Changqi felt that he couldn't stand it anymore, and said with difficulty, "I've been exercising for a minute, how about taking a break?"

Take a break after only 1 minute?

"No." Qingyi noticed Shang Changqi's flushed face, a little weird, "I'm the one who's moving, why are you sweating?"

Shang Changqi couldn't answer directly, so he could only hold back a sentence: "I'm tired too."

"Oh." Qingyi soon had no time to care about whether Shang Changqi was sweating or not, because she felt that her physical strength was a little weak, and she could barely use her strength when pressing down.Press down barely, and when you push it up again, your arms soften, and your upper body instantly presses down.

"Well--"

The two people whose lips met looked at each other, and in the next second they both turned their heads and covered their noses.

"Hiss—" Qingyi rubbed the bridge of her nose, and was relieved to find that she was still feeling.

Outside the door, several little paper figurines and Er Gouzi were lying on the door together.

Originally, Xiao Liu was the only one who eavesdropped, but Xiao Liu smiled so obscenely, so everyone was attracted, so that everyone came over.

Hearing the groaning sound inside, Xiao Liu, who had the most theoretical experience, showed an auntie smile, shaking his head with a handkerchief non-stop.

"Xiao Liu, what are they doing?" Except for the boss and Lao Liu, the other little paper figurines are still very simple, after all, they have never been exposed to relevant knowledge.

Second child: "It seems that they are very tired. I can hear them breathing heavily."

The third child nodded: "And it needs to move up and down."

The fourth and fifth nodded.

Lao Qi thought for a while before adding a sentence: "It seems to require a lot of strength, can I help?"

The ninth child is eating the food of the second and third child, and doesn't understand what the friends around him are discussing.

Xiao Liu shook her head: "You all can't guess?" Seeing everyone shaking their heads, she flicked her handkerchief resentfully, "Usually I tell you to read more scripts and you don't, well, now you're ignorant ?”

The second child looked at each other in blank dismay, "Let's see now...is there time?"

Xiao Liu frowned, and after thinking for a while, he nodded reluctantly, "It's just that you are not allowed to tell the master after reading it."

Everyone nodded quickly.

Only then did Xiao Liu take out a box from under the bookshelf: "These are my treasures, if you didn't want to see them, I wouldn't show them to you."

The second class looked a little hesitant, but it was useless to regret it at this point.

The next day, the aftermath of overexercising is sore limbs.

"It's all your fault, I don't exercise today." Qingyi stretched out her arms, but when she stretched her arms halfway, she felt sore muscles, so she quickly took the opportunity to be lazy.

After only one minute of exercise, there were sequelae. Qingyi felt ashamed when she thought about it, so she could only put the blame on Shang Changqi, "It's all your fault, I have to exercise like this, otherwise I wouldn't be so tired gone."

When Shang Changqi heard Qingyi mention "sports", he immediately felt a pain in the bridge of his nose. Fortunately, the impact was not strong last night, otherwise both of their noses would have been destroyed.Seeing that Qingyi was really uncomfortable, she walked to Qingyi's side, stretched out her hand and squeezed the other's arm, "I just did it—well, I won't say anything."

Only then did Qingyi look back in satisfaction.Just before taking two steps, she noticed the unusual expressions of the boss and the others, and raised her eyebrows: "What's wrong with you? You have a look of lovelessness?" She looked at it and found that only the boss and the sixth The expression is better, and the rest of the little paper figurines are hesitant to speak.

Second child: "Master, that's us, uh-"

The sixth child quickly covered the mouth of the second child, and explained to Qing Yi with a smirk: "They studied new dishes last night and haven't slept for a long time, so they are not in good spirits."

"That's it?" Qing Yi looked at Lao Qi who looked sleepy, "What is Lao Qi doing again?"

"She couldn't think of a new style of clothes, so she was frustrated." Lao Liu just finished explaining.Lao Qi glanced at him, only to return to his original posture after one glance.

Qing Yi knew what these little paper figurines must have done, but she didn't need to get to the bottom of the innocuous things, so she patted Xiao Liu, "Don't bully them."

Xiao Liu flicked his handkerchief, covered his mouth and said, "Why would the servants bully them?"

Qing Yi patted Xiao Liu's forehead, "You have no credibility with me."

Xiao Liu pouted.

"Okay, go read your book, I'm going out later, you guys continue to look after the house." Qingyi followed Shang Changqi to the dining table.

Xiao Liu hesitated to speak: "Master, shouldn't you take a day off today?" The other little paper figurines also looked over.

"Why should I take a day off?" Qingyi half-closed her eyes and looked at Lao Liu.

"Didn't you just say that your arms are sore?" Xiao Liu tactfully found an answer.

"That's it?" Qingyi drank a glass of water, picked up a piece of bread, but just biting down, her brows frowned, "Did you buy today's bread or did you make it? Why is it so burnt?"

The second child and the third child lowered their heads guiltily.

"If you don't want to tell me, I won't ask, but just adjust your mood." Qingyi drank another glass of water, "If it doesn't work, take a break for the next two days."

After finishing speaking, she pulled away the chair and stood up, and rubbed the other's head when she passed by the second child.

As soon as the two went downstairs, they saw a car parked not far away, walked over and knocked on the window.

The car window rolled down slowly, revealing Xiao Liu's face, who was biting a bun, and Xiao Hua was still sitting in the passenger seat.

"Master Qingyi, why is it so early today?" Xiao Liu swallowed the contents of his mouth, poked his head out, "Have you had breakfast yet?"

He was asking a symbolic question. After all, Qingyi ate and then came out a few days ago. Unexpectedly, Qingyi nodded in the next second.

"Then why don't we talk about it after breakfast?" Xiao Liu turned around and picked up the buns he bought, "If you don't mind, we can go together." There were only two or three pitiful buns in the bag.

"No, there's a breakfast shop nearby, we can go over there and buy some." Shang Changqi looked at Qingyi, "You get in the car first, I'll go buy some."

Qingyi nodded, opened the door to get into the car first, and then closed the door mercilessly.

"boom--"

Shang Changqi: ...Shouldn't you be polite and ask if you want to be together?

"President Shang?" Seeing Shang Changqi standing there stupidly, Xiao Liu called out in doubt.I don't know if it's his illusion, but I always feel that the expression that Mr. Shang looks at Qingyi always has such a hint of accusation?

Shang Changqi took a deep breath, turned around, and his movements always had the feeling of "the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return when he is gone".

Xiao Liu shook his head, retracted his head, picked up the folder next to him, and handed it to Qing Yi, "We found that "little sweetheart" last night, but you must not have guessed the other party's true identity."

"What identity can you have?" Qing Yi casually untied the rope of the folder, reached in and took out the file, and was stunned when she saw the information on the first page.

"'Little sweetheart' is a man?" Qing Yi was really shocked, the picture was not only a man, but also a middle-aged man with a beard.Could it be that today's young people are so serious that they don't like beautiful girls, but like this kind of bearded man with a vicissitudes of life?

Is it because the world is cold, or is Zhao Bangde's special taste?Qingyi was a little emotional.

"It's indeed a man." Seeing Qing Yi's unbelievable expression, Xiao Liu smiled sullenly, after all, they couldn't let them be shocked.

"Are you sure? I remember that on the penguin is—well, that should be fake." Qingyi calmed her fragile heart and opened the other party's information.

Xiao Liu also explained: "This 'little sweetheart' is called Huang Jian. He just happened to be out of work during this period. I don't know where he learned that there are a lot of people being taken advantage of on the Internet, so he bought a set of photos and a voice changer on a certain treasure, and started working on it." Her way of hooking up. From games to certain channels, this Zhao Bangde is not the first person to be recruited. According to Huang Jian, Zhao Bangde has given him more than 3000 yuan one after another." Xiao Liu didn't expect to follow the trend and touch it. I caught a guy who was scamming online, so I spoke a lot more briskly.

Sure enough, the Internet is untrustworthy, after all, who knows whether the Internet is a perverted uncle or a really cute girl?

Xiao Liu thought about it and said, "By the way, he said he did see something."

Qing Yi looked up, "What do you see?"

"He said that he was originally videoing with Zhao Bangde, but at about one o'clock, Zhao Bangde said that the window of his house seemed to be smashed by something, and then he went to see what happened."

"Wait a minute, what's the video?" Qingyi pointed at the bearded beard, "You can recognize it at a glance, right? Could it be that Zhao Bangde is blind?"

Xiao Liu choked, isn't the point what he saw? !Why did Qingyi care that Zhao Bangde didn't realize that the person who spoke was a bearded man?

Seeing Qingyi's serious face, he could only explain: "This is a previous photo. During the video, he shaved his beard, asked someone to put on makeup, and turned on the biggest beauty camera. Zhao Bangde didn't recognize it." Immediately, he sighed again, "Don't ask me what kind of beauty it is, it was an unbearable scene."

Qingyi's mouth moved, "Have you tried it?"

For the sake of research, Xiao Liu actually took the other party's camera and tried it. That beauty treatment is really more terrifying than plastic surgery, not to mention male-to-female, you can change your face.

"Back to the topic." Xiao Liu cleared his throat, "Because of the computer, he didn't fully see clearly, but he saw a black room wrapped around Zhao Bangde's body, and he heard a burst of birdsong, because he was afraid of being discovered. , After realizing what happened, he quickly interrupted the video, and then deleted his friends and all contact information related to Zhao Bangde."

"Seeing that Zhao Bangde was killed, he didn't call the police?" Qing Yi raised her eyebrows.

Xiao Liu shook his head silently, "This is human nature."

"Human nature is kind." Qingyi clapped her hands, "Now that you know this, then you should think about how to catch that monster."

Seeing that he was getting down to business, Xiao Liu quickly swallowed the bun in his hand, then wiped his clothes with his palm to wipe off the oil stains, and asked what to do.

"I don't know." Qingyi shrugged, "Maybe you can go and find out what birds are more afraid of?"

Xiao Liu had a bitter face.

"By the way, how long have I been in the car?" Qing Yi realized something was wrong.

Xiao Liu didn't know, so he looked at the time, "I didn't pay attention just now."

"It's been more than ten minutes." Xiao Hua in the passenger seat said, "I was talking to Sister Mei when you got in the car."

"Oops." The place to buy breakfast is at the exit of the alley, and it only takes 2 minutes to walk. No matter how much you buy, you won't be delayed for more than ten minutes.Qingyi's expression changed, she quickly opened the door and jumped out of the car, looked around, and quickly ran towards Shang Changqi to buy breakfast.

No matter how dull Xiao Liu was, he still sensed that something was wrong, so he quickly unbuckled his seat belt, grabbed his pistol, "Huahua you——"

"I'll go too." Xiao Hua interrupted Xiao Liu, quickly unfastened her seat belt and got out of the car, not giving Xiao Liu a chance to leave her behind.

Time was urgent, and Xiao Liu didn't have time to persuade, so he could only tell Xiao Hua to be careful while running, and hide by himself if something happened.

Xiao Hua complied, but it's not certain whether she can do it in the end.By the time the two rushed over, the street was already in a mess.

The tables and chairs were crooked and tattered, and Shang Changqi was covering his arms to the side, his eyes were fixed on the distance not far away, and not far away Qingyi was already entangled with a cloud of black mist.

"Are you okay?" Xiao Liu looked at Shang Changqi's bleeding arm, "Do you want to stop the bleeding first?"

Shang Changqi was pulled back from his thoughts by Xiao Liu's voice, and then remembered his wound, and quickly took out a handkerchief to cover the wound.

It turned out that Shang Changqi was queuing up to buy breakfast, but out of the corner of his eye he noticed a black mist rushing towards him, and swiftly avoided it, but the rest of the people were not so lucky, they were all knocked to the side of the stall.

The bird demon's target was Shang Changqi, and it didn't even look at the others, it kept wrapping around Shang Changqi's body, but after touching Shang Changqi, the bird demon was instantly bounced away.After several times, the bird demon realized something was wrong, and said something vaguely, but Shang Changqi was a little far away, so he couldn't hear the specific content.

After that, the black mist turned into a half-human, half-bird appearance, constantly attacking Shang Changqi from the air.Shang Changqi moved towards Qingyi's direction while dodging, but he still couldn't help but get hurt.

If Qing Yi hadn't come in time, she might have almost become the other party's dinner.

The more Qingyi hit, the more frightened she became. She had already wounded the other party yesterday, but as a result, the current strength of the bird demon was even stronger than yesterday.

Probably knowing that Qingyi couldn't be hurt, the bird demon glanced at Shang Changqi, and quickly disappeared from everyone's sight.Qingyi didn't catch up either. After all, she didn't bring anything with her, so the fight with the other party was at best a tie.

"Go to the hospital to have a look." Qingyi quickly jumped back to Shang Changqi's side, looked at the wound but didn't notice any evil spirit, and then quickly asked Xiao Liu to drive the car over.

Shang Changqi didn't object either, and when the two of them went to drive, she took out the thing she was clutching in her arms and handed it to Qingyi, "Here's your steamed stuffed bun."

Qingyi didn't expect Shang Changqi to hide such a bun, and she was a little dumbfounded, but also a little moved.Apart from her master and the boss, Shang Changqi was the first person to treat her well.

Taking out a steamed bun and tearing it in half, she held up one half to Shang Changqi's mouth, and waited for the other half to bite, then ate the other half for herself.

When Xiao Liu drove over, what he saw was the scene of the two feeding buns to each other.

"Hurry up and get in the car." Seeing that the two of them didn't pay attention to the person on the other side, Xiao Liu had no choice but to be the bad guy, and blew the horn to signal them to get in the car quickly.

Only then did Qingyi help Shang Changqi into the car.

Several people hurried to the hospital.Fortunately, Shang Changqi's injury didn't hurt his muscles and bones, but only his superficial tissues.After paying the money and getting the medicine, the whole process took less than an hour, and the four of them left the hospital again.

"President Shang is injured now, do you want me to send you back to recuperate for two days?" Xiao Liu was driving, distractedly asking about the next arrangement.

Qingyi looked at Shang Changqi, and got an answer shaking her head: "No, I don't feel relieved to leave her alone at home." The look in the bird demon's eyes before leaving also made her a little uneasy. It is very likely that Shang Changqi has been captured The opponent is watching.

Xiao Liu looked at Shang Changqi through the mirror, and swallowed back the words that followed.The time is now at a critical juncture, and Qingyi's departure will greatly delay the progress of their investigation.

"Send us back first and change our clothes." Qingyi suddenly remembered about the bird monster, "Has there been any murders recently?" The bird monster's strength recovered a little abnormally, which made her wonder if it was through some special method. means recovery.

"Not yet." As soon as Xiao Liu finished speaking, an alarm sounded in the car.

Xiao Liu parked the car aside and quickly connected the phone: "Team manager, I'm driving, what's the matter?"

"What?" Xiao Liu looked back at Qing Yi in shock, "Okay, I'll go over now."

Turning off the phone, he quickly turned the car around: "Mr. Shang may be late to change clothes."

"What happened?" Xiao Hua asked.

"Well, someone reported to the police that a monster was chasing them." Xiao Liu quickly accelerated, "Someone has already been bitten."

When they rushed to the vicinity of the report site, many residents ran towards this side.

"Run quickly, the monster seems to be coming."

"Woo woo woo mom~"

"Run quickly, don't get in the way—" A little girl with a dirty face must have been swept away by the flow of people with her parents. step on the past.

Seeing it, Qingyi hurriedly squeezed over, and then carried the person out.But even so, there were several footprints on the little girl's clothes.

Handing the little girl to Xiao Liu, Qingyi jumped up, stepped on the shoulders of those people and ran forward, and soon saw the half-human, half-demon monster chasing after him.

That man may not be called a human anymore, his arms have turned into black bird wings, and even his face has become like a bird.The opponent is now catching the last escaped person, flapping his wings, the crowd in front is instantly hit by the strong air current, the group of people rush forward like a wave, Qing Yi quickly jumped to the open space.

After the monster noticed the pressure from Qingyi, he threw the person in his hand aside and rushed in Qingyi's direction.

"grumble--"

The moment Qingyi saw the opponent flapping his wings, he quickly threw the talisman paper in his hand.This monster was much weaker than the bird demon, and it didn't know how to dodge when it saw the talisman paper. It bumped into the talisman paper abruptly, and screamed at the moment the lightning spread from the talisman paper.

The scream was not a human's "Ah——", but a bird's "cheep" sound when it was frightened, and it flapped its wings.

Qingyi quickly took out a few pieces of talisman paper, but before throwing them away, a figure rushed over and hugged the monster.She stopped her movements and fixed her eyes to see that it was Li Guozhong's wife.

"Husband, are you alright?"

Qingyi frowned and looked at everything in front of her.

There was no response to the endless calls, the woman finally turned her attention away from Li Guozhong, while holding the monster's sharp feathers, knelt down towards Qingyi, and said with tears and snot, "Officer, Please save my husband."

Xiao Liu also came over with the little girl in his arms. Looking at the picture in front of him, he was a little confused, so, "What's going on? Isn't this Li Guozhong's wife?"

"That guy is Li Guozhong." Qingyi raised her chin.

Xiao Liu was shocked, "How did it become like this?"

"Mom, mom~" the little girl in Xiaoliu's arms suddenly called out, she jumped out of Xiaoliu's arms, and quickly rushed towards Li Guozhong and the two of them.

"Wenwen." Li's mother was shocked when she saw her daughter, "Why did you run out?"

The little girl buried herself in her arms and cried. What happened just now has already scared the little girl who is only four or five years old.

"Master Police Officer, I beg you to save my husband." Li's mother pulled the little girl and knelt and moved forward a few steps, "My daughter can't live without—"

Before she could finish her sentence, the little girl in her arms was suddenly dragged away.The little girl kept struggling with "Mommy!" in her mouth

The monster directly kicked Mama Li away in front of her, grabbed the little girl's ankles, and hung her upside down, "Chiji——"

Qingyi subconsciously took a step forward, but still stopped everyone who wanted to rush forward.

"What is he talking about?"

"Let's back off."

Xiao Liu looked adoring, "You can even understand bird language?"

Qingyi moved her fingers, and almost threw the talisman paper in her hand.Why doesn't this sound like a good thing?

The monster over there slowly backed Qingyi and the others, and carried the little girl back, but within two steps, they felt that their feet were being pulled.

"Husband, that's our daughter! Let her go!" Mother Li said, biting Li Guozhong's leg.

The talisman paper in Qingyi's hand quickly flew towards Li Guozhong, and the lightning contained in the thunder talisman quickly spread across the opponent's body, so that his whole body froze. When he let go of his hand, the little girl fell down.

She rushed over quickly, and after catching the little girl, she took out a few talisman papers and threw them at Li Guozhong.Li Guozhong's body was instantly covered with dense thunder and lightning.

"Wenwen." Li's mother ran over and hugged the little girl, looking at her husband who was gradually turned into a pile of ashes in the thunder and lightning, she was both happy and sad, and tears kept falling, "Wenwen."

Qingyi was about to comfort her when she suddenly felt a strong wind blowing, and a wave of evil spirit gradually approached.

The author has something to say: Shang Changqi: This is an unforgettable kiss.

Qingyi: Do you want to kiss next time?

Shang Changqi: Yes.Maybe we can switch positions.

Thank you for your support ^ω^

Thank you "Human Body Stroke Master" (this technique may need to be improved~), the nutrient solution of "Wu Huang Long Live"