On how UP masters play palace fighting games with their lives

After successfully interviewing the saint, the queen sent someone to send a list of the palaces where the newly recruited women lived, and Mu Guyu was placed in "Ming Ya Xuan".

The one who stayed with him was a girl picker named Ling Xi'er. It is said that her father was also a small official in a certain county, and after being picked up, she was summoned to the palace.

"Sister Mu!"

Mu Guyu, who was approaching Mingyaxuan, heard the charming call from behind, his complexion twitched suddenly, he tried his best to stabilize his little heart that had been stabbed, turned around slowly, and saw a charming girl in green clothes He ran over recklessly and bowed lightly: "Lingcai girl."

Fortunately, Mu Guyu is only fifteen years old, and has not yet experienced the male voice change period. Her voice is deep, but clear and pure, male and female are indistinguishable, so it is not easy to be suspicious.

"Hee hee, Sister Mu doesn't need to be so polite, just call me Xi'er. After all, we both entered the palace together and lived in the same palace. Since we are so destined, we will be sisters from now on."

cough……

Mu Guyu's heart was stabbed again, and a herd of alpacas galloped inside. He smiled at Ling Xi'er, and walked into Ming Yaxuan without saying a word.

"Hey, sister Mu, wait for me!"

Ling Xi'er didn't pay attention to Mu Guyu's perfunctory, and asked excitedly: "Sister, where did you come from? Are there any good things there? What are the specialties? Delicious, or fun? Xi'er is from I’m from Youcheng, where we produce good wine, but my father won’t let me drink, so I didn’t bring it with me, hee hee~ By the way, sister, do you have any other sisters, sister, you are so beautiful…”

Come on, can you shut up this girl's mouth, she didn't see that I was almost too late by her knife.

"Sir...Master, are you feeling well?" Chunni asked worriedly seeing Mu Guyu's heart-warming expression.

"Nv Lingcai, my master is in poor health, and my servant will help him back to his room to rest. I'm afraid we won't be able to talk to Nv Lingcai. Please forgive me."

Luohong helped Mu Guyu who was dying, saluted Ling Cainu hurriedly and left.

Phew...saved.

There is a main hall and two side halls in Ming Yaxuan, the main hall has no rank concubines yet, so Mu Guyu and Ling Xi'er both live in the side halls.

Mu Guyu lived in the east side hall, as soon as he entered the door, he threw away the restrained etiquette just now, and when he saw the bed, he jumped on the bed and lay paralyzed.

Chunni and Luohong who followed closely saw her master's actions, Luohong closed the door vigilantly, while Chunni stepped forward with concern, and asked, "Master, master, are you really uncomfortable? I, let me see!" "

"Don't, don't, I'm fine! I'm just tired all day, and just now I was called out by that Lingcai girl and her sister, which made me almost breathless. It's not too late, I just lie down on the bed."

Seeing Mu Guyu mentioning Ling Xi'er, Chunni laughed, "That Lingcai girl scared the young master! I think that Lingcai girl is enthusiastic and lively, she has no intentions, and she is a good person to get along with."

"How do you know that she has no intentions?" Mu Guyu lay on the bed, looked up and asked with a smile.

Chunni said: "Well... just rely on your intuition, I think Ling Xi'er is frank and easy-going to the young master, and doesn't seem like a scheming master. I have always heard that people in the harem are full of tricks and scheming against each other, but there will always be There must be good people."

Chunni's words warmed Mu Guyu's heart. Sure enough, Chunni's sister is a silly and sweet little maid!Compared with the words of this Luohong girl——

"But enthusiasm and liveliness can also be a disguise. Frankly speaking, easy-going may be a habit of lying. Whether there is scheming or not, you can't tell from the face. Generally speaking, we should be careful."

...Although it is true, why does it sound so unpleasant.

Mu Guyu didn't say a word about the two maidservants' different views on Ling Cai's daughter, and once again thought about it.

Sure enough, he still cares that she is a maid sent by the "Madam"...

That "madame" said that "someone in the palace will take care of it", then she has a way to deal with him.

However, how will it be handled?

Could it be that he was killed directly? (⊙﹏⊙)b

Forget it, forget it, why think so much, if he dies, he will die tomorrow, let him get a full sleep now.

Besides, how can he die so easily, he is the man who wants to attack the emperor!

Even if he is willing, the system is not willing!

"You're right, System."

【system:……】

So, now he's going to bed, heck, it seems he hasn't had dinner yet, who cares, Chunni will make it for him anyway.

the next day.

"Master, master, wake up, outside, there are a lot of people coming outside!!"

... Hey, how come there is a woman's voice, oh, he is dreaming.

I played a dungeon with a buddy last night, but I was cheated many times by the opponent... Ciao, I will never form a team with him again!

"Master, Master Mu!! Wake up!!"

Huh... why is someone shaking his arm, Xiong Bing?But when did Xiong Bing's hands get so slender?And slippery...has he shaved off his body hair?so gay!

[System: Remind the player that the main plot is coming soon, please wake up as soon as possible, otherwise you will be judged as failed, read the last save point! 】

The system... what the hell is the system...

system! !

Mu Guyu suddenly opened his eyes, which frightened Chunni beside him, and said pitifully, "Master..."

That's right, he is now the player of Qingcheng's favorite concubine.

Eh, hard work...

Mu Guyu rubbed her eyes and lazily said, "Chunni, what's the matter, it's noisy."

"Today, all the new ladies who have entered the palace must dress up and go to Jiaofang Palace to greet the empress and the other four concubines. A lot of nuns and maidservants have just arrived. Ling Cai has finished dressing and rushed to Jiaofang Palace, waiting for you, young master. gone."

Greetings to the queen and fourth concubine?Mu Guyu's eyes lit up.

Hey, good luck again.

But...why do you have to cheat him so much to satisfy your eyesight!

When I came to the main hall, I saw an old nanny standing in the hall, surrounded by a lot of court ladies. Is this... the rhythm of a group fight?

Seeing that Mu Guyu was coming, the old lady who took the lead rushed forward, smiling like a chrysanthemum, "Greetings to Mu Cainu, this servant is ordered by the Queen to dress up Cainu, I don't know how Mu Cainu can be If there is any pattern you like, I will help you choose the right clothes for you."

Mu Guyu's brain twitched at the time, seeing the old mother's face, he had an association, and blurted out: "...chrysanthemum."

What did he just say? !

chrysanthemum?

When did he like it? QAQ!

slip of the tongue!Absolute slip of the tongue!

The old mother smiled and said, "...the chrysanthemum is so beautiful, elegant and elegant! Just like Mu Cainu"

Yu Juju roared in his heart: Same as your sister!

"This nanny, I'm actually not very happy..."

"Qiu Ye, bring up the three sets of clothes with the chrysanthemum totem." The mother asked the maid named Qiu Ye to bring up the three sets of clothes, and introduced to Mu Guyu, "This set is Yaotai jade Feng, this set is green water and autumn waves, and this set is plain white snow sea. I don’t know which one Mu Cainu likes? This set of Yaotai Yufeng uses a good light gold line..."

When the nanny introduced the materials of these three clothes to Mu Guyu in detail, Mu Guyu expressed that he was confused.

Looking at the three white clothes, many question marks appeared on Mu Guyu's head.

Yu Juju: Σ(°△°|||)︴Is there any difference between these three clothes?Aren't they all white?Also, what do they have to do with chrysanthemums...?

[System: Please choose what clothes to wear. A Yaotai Yufeng. B. Green water and autumn waves C. Plain white snow sea]

System, bridge bean sack!I still don't understand what it means QAQ!

Yu Juju: What do these three mean?Didn’t it mean the chrysanthemum totem? I still know that Subai Xuehai is associated with white, so isn’t the jade phoenix in Yaotai a phoenix, and isn’t the green water and autumn waves green? Why are all three of them white!Or am I colorblind?

This time, the system did not give him an answer, and responded with a king's contempt (￣_,￣).

"Fuck, the system you...!"

Mu Guyu could only rely on himself. He lingered for a long time among the three clothes that he couldn't tell the difference from life to life, and finally chose the one whose name and appearance were very similar, "I choose Su Bai Xuehai."

Mammy smiled brightly, "Okay! Su Bai Xuehai is pure and elegant, which can complement your beauty. I don't know, what kind of rouge does Mu Cainu want to use? The servant brought the best coral red, cinnabar red, and rose red. "

What? !Still want to choose rouge?Beg for mercy on his youthful wallpaper, QDQ!

[System: Please choose the rouge to use: A. Coral red B. Cinnabar red C. Rose red]

Yu Juju (looked unloved): System, can I choose randomly?Anyway, I saved it┑(￣Д￣)┍

"I choose coral red."

"Okay, good, coral red, you look more elegant and luxurious. By the way, what kind of bun do you want to wear, Cai Nu, our Dongmei is the best here!"

……

"Cainu, what kind of hairpin do you want to use?"

……

"Cai Nu, what shoes do you change into?"

……

……

...So, from choosing all kinds of clothes and accessories that didn't make any difference to him, to putting all these messy things on him, Mu Guyu spent the most painful, difficult, and tortured period of his two lives two hours! !

When he was finally able to go to Jiaofang Palace, he finally made a decision!

He wants to apologize to Purple Light Games!

Lord Ziguang, he was wrong!He no longer dared to call Ziguang game a hot chicken game!

[System: The changeover was successful!Player appearance +10 charm +5 talent +5]

Pepper Room Palace.

When Mu Guyu dressed up in this outfit that brought him horrible nightmares and appeared in the Jiaofang Palace to pay his respects, all the concubines who had arrived in the palace were amazed by him.

At this moment, the main seat of the empress is empty, and she should be in the future, but the four concubines who sat at the two ends of the nearest side have all arrived.After listening to Luohong's introduction, they are Concubine Shu, Concubine Liang, Concubine De, and Concubine Xian.

Their status is only inferior to the empress who has not yet arrived. Below them, there are several Zhaoyi Jieyu and a dozen beauties, as well as their group of pickers.

Today, except for the four concubines, only two Zhaoyi and five beauties came, and one of the beauties in bright clothes suddenly walked towards Mu Guyu, looked at her in amazement, and aroused her red-painted eyes. Orchid with nail polish pointed, "This younger sister was born like a fish and a wild goose, and she was ashamed of the moon. It seems that the life in the harem must be comfortable. I wonder which daughter-in-law it is?"

Shut up your sister's Luoyan, shut up your thirteenth uncle!Please, stop using the idioms that are almost worn out in this romance novel, please, thank you all!

Mu Guyu was already suffocated because of this outfit, but when he heard this unattractive beauty say sour words, he really wanted to roll her eyes!

"Beauty Wang, she is Mu Guxi's daughter Mu Cai, who lives with me in Mingyaxuan." At this time, Ling Xi'er came out and pulled Mu Guyu's sleeve, came to her seat, and said happily, "Hehe, Sister Mu, come and sit with me."

"Pfft, Nv Lingcai has a good relationship with Nv Mucai. I think you two have known each other outside the palace." At this time, Concubine De, who was sitting next to the master, spoke. There are dragon species.

"Hehehe, Empress Defei, Sister Mu and I just met yesterday, I like Sister Mu very much." Ling Xi'er replied with a smile, without any fear of facing the concubine of the first palace.

"Oh? It's really rare to have such a deep sisterhood after only knowing each other for a day..." The concubine Xian beside Concubine De sighed.

"Hehe, what is there to be envious of Concubine Xian? Didn't Concubine Xian and Concubine De know each other when they entered the palace together a year ago? At that time, the golden orchid love between you made others envious." Concubine Shu on the opposite side also hehe It's just a joke, it's just hidden in the words, there is no deep meaning, "It's just that Concubine Xian has been going to Qingyue Palace for De Concubine a lot recently. I don't know, but I'm jealous that Concubine De is pregnant?"

Concubine Xian's complexion changed slightly, she said with a sneer: "It's nothing, it's just that it's inconvenient for Defei's sister to be pregnant, so I don't want to bother her. Speaking of which, my sister is pregnant with a prince, and being a younger sister is happier than anyone else."

Concubine De smiled and stroked her belly, "It's not a prince, I just hope to be a princess."

Concubine Shu said again, "Concubine De's words are unreasonable. Now the emperor has no heirs. Of course I hope that my first child will be a prince. Maybe it will be the queen..."

"Concubine Shu, your tea has run out." Concubine Liang suddenly reminded Concubine Shu when she was even more outspoken.

"That's right, He Xiang, add tea."

The conversation between the four concubines just now caused the entire Jiaofang Palace to fall into an inexplicable smell of gunpowder. The other concubines did not dare to speak in vain, and everyone looked at each other and sipped their tea.

At this time, Mu Guyu gradually came out from the shadow of changing clothes just now, and he also noticed the undercurrents in the palace, but this was not what he cared about. Concubine, he has not forgotten what the main purpose of coming here today is.

He came to see the beauty!

Sure enough, they are the four concubines of Shuliang, Virtue and Virtue. This quality is much better than the beauties below. Four concubines, four different forms of beauty.

The charm of a concubine Shu, the beauty of a good concubine, the beauty of a virtuous concubine, and the beauty of a virtuous concubine.

Hey, as expected, only the emperor can occupy women of different flavors at the same time...

However, the four concubines have their own charms, but Mu Guyu cast more eyes on the delicate concubine Liang.

Among the four concubines, Concubine Liang is considered average in appearance, her breasts are neither big nor small, her waist is like a willow, and her legs... It's a pity that her skirt is dragged on the ground and she can't see it. Just thinking about it, she must have a pair of well-proportioned little jade legs, but her watery pair The barking big black eyes are so pure and adorable, so tender and pitiful, it's almost heart-wrenching... Cough cough, calm down, calm down.

Mu Guyu admits that he has no resistance to this kind of pure big-eyed girls, and he will naturally have a fondness for this type of girls.This reminded him of his ex-girlfriend's... best friend.

Cough, don't get me wrong, he never did any scum like cheating on the two sisters, he could be regarded as a good boyfriend of 24 filial piety at that time, uh, if he didn't have this girlfriend.

The specific thing is this...

One day, after his ex-girlfriend introduced this best friend to him, he asked him privately what his impression of this best friend was.

He answered very honestly at the time, um, it’s not bad, it’s quite pure.

How do you know she is pure?His ex-girlfriend was a little annoyed at asking that question, but he couldn't help but see it.

Those eyes were watery and quite large.He still answered honestly, after all, you can't lie in front of your girlfriend.

Don't you know the colored contact lenses she wears?The ex-girlfriend pushed him, and he knew that the ex-girlfriend was angry.

I do not know……

It's a pity that he was still very confused at the time. He didn't understand why his ex-girlfriend got angry, so he could only shake his head following her words, and then, there was no more, and his ex-girlfriend ignored him again.

After a few days, she really became his ex-girlfriend.

Miserable, pitiful, he was dumped inexplicably. Later, he reflected for a long time, and suddenly realized that sometimes he should lie to women, so after learning this lesson, he never managed to get out of the group again.

However, he is very curious until now, how can he tell at a glance whether a woman wears colored contact lenses?

He stared at Concubine Liang's eyes for a while, oh, by the way, there should be no such thing as colored contact lenses invented in ancient times, it seems that Concubine Liang's eyes should be genuine.

"The emperor is here, the queen is here!"

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Welcome to the hot pot to catch bugs~ Please collect and comment

On July 7th, I repaired the exclamation point facial expression... I really want to say that there are so many exclamation points. QDQ, how did I code it at that time~

Estimated to have been in a state of hyperactivity...

Next, look at Yumei's attitude towards her ex-girlfriend, and you will know that Yumei is only suitable for sex┑(￣Д￣)┍