i am a kitten

He observed the little guy carefully for a week, and found that it was very smart. According to his estimation, it must have the IQ of a six-year-old child.

From the age of six, other methods can be adopted.

Luo Lin put Miao Xian in front of the computer - during observation, he found that the cat would be attracted by the screen.

He called up a video of a short-haired fat cat. This cat was seriously overweight and had difficulty walking.In the video, a hamster pinches a cat's nose with great courage.

Fat Cat: "..."

Fat Cat chased after him furiously, but he ran and wrestled, slipped and fell when turning, and his face hit the ground, which was all a joke.In the end, I rushed into the trash can and couldn't climb out for a long time. I laughed so hard.

Miao Xian almost laughed out loud.

Luo Lin said quietly from the side: "If you don't lose weight, that's your future."

Miao Xian froze, and the cat's head slowly turned around.The sad and shocked gaze made Luo Lin tremble.

Luo Lin: "Uh... trust my years of medical experience."

Miao Xian let out a human-like snort from his nose, turned his face away, and took the initiative to run on the treadmill.

In fact, Luo Lin didn't need to do anything else, as long as he talked about the diseases and morbidity rates caused by obesity, he could scare Miao Xian.

After half a month, Miao Xian managed to lose a lot of weight. She was still a little fat, but the fat was the same as that of a human baby.

Miao Xian didn't understand cats before, and miscalculated the fat-to-thin ratio of cats, so he always felt that his figure was fine.After understanding it, it is natural to actively want to live longer, even if you live longer, it will only be 20 years, alas, this is really a sad topic.

Luo Lin is very good at taking care of animals, and even found that Miao Xian's self-esteem was so high that he took the initiative to avoid Miao Xian when he was stinking.The two get along fairly well.

In fact, for Miao Xian to lose weight, Luo Lin is purely taking care of old customers and basically does not make money.

Half a month away from home, not to mention animals, even people think this is a long day.

The little friends who live live every day complain that they can't see the little blue hair.

When Miao Xian entered the house, what greeted him was not the warm hugs from his siblings and his mother, but pairs of suspicious eyes.

That's right, Miao Xian has been away for too long, fifteen days is already very long for the little ones, enough for them to forget something that they don't need to remember (⊙-⊙).Miao Xian lost weight in the pet hospital, sweated a lot, and took several baths, and the smell has changed relatively, which is a little strange to the kittens.

The big cat Lulu was also a little skeptical, and sniffed Miao Xian in the past, probably smelling a familiar smell at a deeper level.With a soft cry, he walked around Miao Xian, rubbing the smell all over his body.Lulu sniffed again, and felt that the smell was still relatively weak, so she simply bit Miao Xian's neck and carried it back to her nest, and gave Miao Xian a good meal with her tongue.

Miao Xian fought hard, but finally failed to escape from the cat's claw.

He felt that it was necessary to talk to the mother cat about "I am no longer a kitten", if the mother cat can understand [Tanjiao].

What made Miao Xian even more amused was that all the little things he collected in his nest were picked up by these kittens, big or small, to play with!

The boss Miao Xian ran on all fours unhappily, chasing the cats all over the room.

The running for the past few days has not been in vain. In terms of physical fitness, he has regained the advantage of being the boss.Of course, the kittens who were chased said that this kind of game is the most fun.

After chasing the kitten, Miao Xian retrieved all the things he collected one by one.

The male host couldn't laugh or cry at this, and rebuked Miao Xian: "I said why my watch is gone, it's actually in your... lighter... eh? Oh, you actually took my tie away, and I only wore it once, okay?" Good! This tie is very expensive! I said I can't find it, you are a thief!"

Miao Xian rolled his eyes at him, and returned to the nest with his tie in his mouth.Is a tie so painful?Besides, what luxury brands do you buy as a small employee, I am here to help you manage your own hands!

The hostess always cared about his arrogant appearance, and wanted to catch him.Miao Xian ruthlessly rejected him. Ever since his claws were sharpened, Miao Xian refused the smelly man's hug.

The fans on the live broadcast screen saw Xiao Lanmao again after a long absence, and commented that Xiaolanmao, who had lost a lot of weight, was more energetic.

Miao Xiankua held his head high, squatted down pretending to be calm, raised one paw and shook it at the screen.

【Oh my god, little blue hair is saying hello to us! 】

[Upstairs thinking about it, it is saying hello to its own mirror image (pick nose)]

[So the little blue hair's narcissism has deepened XDDDDDD]

[Oh ho ho narcissus cat, narcissus cat~~~~]

Miao Xian is not angry at all, and very frankly thinks that Master is so narcissistic and Master is such a real man!

He simply came to lie down with a noble concubine, the posture was so elegant, and the eyes were so ecstatic, the comments below were shocked.

[Is this riding a horse or a milk cat?This ecstasy is simply raising a noble concubine! 】

[Looking at the eyes of this 'you wait for mortals', Dou Tu has another clue. 】

【Screenshot saved (〃'▽'〃)】

[Come to a rocket to ask for a kiss~~~~]

There was no blown kiss, Miao Xian lay on his side and stretched, the pink pads of the four claws were exposed, so soft that it made one want to kiss.Don't talk about fans, even Miao Xian himself is cute.

There is no way, this is how the master is obviously capable but insists on relying on his face to make a living~

After the live broadcast was over, Miao Xian lazily nestled in front of the TV, ready to watch some TV.There was an open box of fruit juice on the coffee table with a straw stuck in it, and Ermao was playing with the straw in his mouth.

Miao Xian didn't pay much attention to it at first, but was still thinking maliciously in his heart that the stupid master is going to drink Ermao's saliva.Then his ears caught the sound of the straw sucking, and he was shocked to find that Ermao had learned to drink with a straw!

Sure enough, it came out of a nest, so I know that my old Miao family is not stupid!

Ermao almost drank all the drink in one breath, and his stomach swelled instantly, but it seemed that this broke its balance. The four paws were unsteady, and they fell to one side crookedly, belching a lot. The blurred and satisfied little eyes looked like they were drunk.

Tsk, so stupid.

Miao Xian turned his head away, refusing to look at this guy again.

A humorous host program mainly featuring funny videos was broadcasting on TV. Miao Xian was watching it with great interest. The host changed his mind and commented on the sounds of animals. The sound of cicadas and familiar cats and dogs are quite pleasant to accompany the music.

Host: "...There are some nice ones and some scary ones. Next, this kitten will surprise everyone."

As soon as the screen was turned on, before the picture could be seen clearly, a scream that made goosebumps goosebumps was heard first.

On the screen, a cute gray-blue kitten looks at the camera and is practicing "singing" seriously, but every sound he speaks is so unbearable that people almost have to cover their ears.

Miao Xian silently covered his face, he was actually on TV, it was so embarrassing.

The cats in the house have long been used to Miao Xian's barking, and the sound on the TV is just for them to catch a glimpse.

At night, it was the time when Lulu often went out to play at night. At this time, the kittens already consciously wanted to keep up.

The mother cat ignored them, and the usual behavior of animals in educating children is to free them.

But the fifth floor is too high, and the distance between the air-conditioning boxes is not short, so the cubs are still hesitant.In terms of the current jumping ability of cubs, it is still impossible to perform such high-risk sports.

The instinct of animals will tell them how to cook without danger, but since animals are raised in the house, especially cats, who are fed like uncles every day, maybe they will do some stupid and stupid things.

As a quiet girl, Liumao succeeded in killing her.It jumped down with Lulu, successfully jumped to the second air-conditioning box, and then changed its course of action by mistake. When it jumped to the fifth air-conditioning box, it was already eight meters away from the window of the house by visual inspection, and Not up or down.

That is to say it is stuck.

Miao Xian went to check after hearing the urgent cry, and finally understood why the firefighter uncle climbed the tree to save the cat. It turned out that cats are really so stupid.

So the question is, is it possible to wake up the young couple in the middle of the night, or is he going to save the cat?

Of course it is the former, he is also a kitten himself.

Miao Xian immediately went to scratch the door.

It is quite simple to save a cat during the day. You can pick up the cat by visiting the neighbor's house. The problem is that it is in the middle of the night.

The male owner first went downstairs to check the location of the cat. On an air-conditioning box between the 3rd and 4th floors, he cowered and meowed non-stop, and did not dare to jump down.It’s autumn, and kittens that have been kept indoors have poor cold resistance. If they spend the night outside like this, they will easily get sick.

The male owner bit the bullet and knocked on the door. During the process, he didn't notice that a certain kitten also came out.

After knocking on the door for 5 minutes, the neighbor on the fourth floor came out with a dark face. This is a very old man with deep nasolabial folds on his face.

The host explained, and the old man looked at him for a while: "Wait." After speaking, he closed the door with a bang.

The male owner was almost photographed on the nose, and only when he lowered his head did he notice that the little blue fur at home followed.

The two friends waited outside the door for a long time before the anti-theft door opened.

The door opened a crack, and Liu Mao was pushed out by one hand, and then the door slammed shut again.

Liumaoyi immediately meowed over when he smelled a familiar scent.

The male host wanted to thank the old man, but he couldn't say anything to the closed anti-theft door, so he could send some fruit some other day.

Go upstairs and return to your home, and talk to the hostess about the old man.

The hostess said: "Oh, you say old man Chen, it's not easy, the child has grown up and no one is around, the wife has gone, and there is no pet at home."

The host let out an oh.

They have been in this community for more than two years, both of them are work-oriented people, and everyone in the whole unit does not recognize it.

The two fell asleep, but their cats became more active.

The kittens who hadn't fallen asleep kept sniffing next to Liumao, rubbing against each other while sniffing.

Miao Xian, who was so noisy, went over curiously and rubbed it. After this time, he smelled a very strange smell. He couldn't describe what it was, but it smelled very good. Let the cat smell it and want to smell it again .

Miao Xian backed away restrainedly, watching the kittens rubbing against Liumao, trying to infect him with this smell.

Miao Xian secretly wondered what this smell is?

Liumao just passed through old man Chen's house, and his body smelled more, so what's there in old man Chen's house?

Miao Xian was just curious, and he could go and have a look when he had a chance.