i am a kitten

This time the video was uploaded to the Weibo of "Leisure~~" in the store, causing many retweets, and the comments below are also varied——

"Teacher Cat is desperate: I obviously just want to teach him how to draw..."

"My student is obsessive-compulsive"

"Two or three things about Virgo pets"

"It has become refined, and the appraisal is complete"

"The Birth of the Cat"

"Already laughed and cried by the expression of the gray-blue cat: what can I do, I am also very desperate"

……

For youth-oriented stores like Su Ruirui, online publicity is more effective than physical publicity, and it is also more cost-effective.

Miao Xian tried to teach the black cat the skills of painting.

The black cat was very uncooperative. It was almost a conditioned reflex. When it saw the brushes, it had to arrange them neatly. Whoever scratched them, and later developed to arrange the paint cans neatly.

Only the drawing board who has been dedicated to work has been left out.

#I am obviously an important drawing board, why is it reduced to a decoration[biting handkerchief].jpg#

Su Ruirui put the paintbrush into its mouth, and painted a line on the drawing board. The black cat looked at him indifferently, bit the paintbrush again and went to arrange it neatly.

So drawing requires talent, black cat just doesn't like drawing, maybe it thinks it's a very silly behavior to rub paint on paper.

With an idea, Miao Xian bought a box of building blocks and came back.

The black cat looked at these wooden blocks of different lengths, shapes and colors, and didn't know how to lower its claws.

Miao Xian demonstrated next to him, arranging several building blocks in a row.The black cat quickly understood what he meant.

The blocks were arranged in long rows, and soon the windowsill was filled.The black cat looked at it, and put the building blocks on the ground again.

Miao Xian demonstrated how to stack three building blocks with his mouth.

The black cat took a look, and used its paws to straighten the two building blocks =_=.

Yep, definitely a Virgo.

Now that the black cat is playing with building blocks to attract customers, Miao Xian, the fake cat, will basically never appear, which greatly reduces the possibility of his being exposed.

Since a part of the second floor was used as a sleeping area, the two of them lived in one bedroom and one living room, with two single beds in the bedroom.

Miao Xian's schedule gradually adjusted to be the same as Su Ruirui's, sleeping energetically during the day and sleeping at night.

Su Ruirui wanted to stay in bed in the morning, but when he turned his head, he saw Miao Xian, who was on the opposite bed, kicked half of the quilt off, exposing his upper body and still sound asleep.

Su Ruirui suddenly felt that his cat was not only handsome in fighting, but also handsome in daily life. His appearance was very good-looking. He belonged to the type that seemed handsome at first glance, but the more he looked at him, the more handsome he looked. The abs are so stylish~

When he woke up in the morning, he saw Su Ruirui looking at his... belly?

Su Ruirui coughed uncomfortably when he met his eyes: "I'm just curious about how your abdominal muscles were trained. You see, you didn't have abdominal muscles when you became a cat."

Miao Xian made up nonsense seriously: "Actually, when I was crossing the Naihe Bridge, Granny Meng took the wrong soup and gave me the super abs potion."

"Cut~"

"Do you want to touch it? It's free."

Facing the invitation, Su Ruirui didn't hold back, her abdominal muscles were stiff and her hands felt great.Su Ruirui looked at her belly again, oh, a whole piece of abs.

Probably because he woke up in the morning with fresh blood, and Xiao Miao stood up leisurely.

"..."

"..."

Su Ruirui hurriedly separated the relationship and said, "I didn't touch it."

"It's okay, I'm in heat."

Su Ruirui was very embarrassed: "..." Can you say it so seriously?Felt like I was being teased.

Miao Xian nonchalantly stretched his waist to wash up through the transom, leaving Su Ruirui embarrassed in place. While embarrassed, he was still thinking, should Miao Xian find someone or a cat when he is in heat?Should I find him a female cat?

The fact that Miao Xian doesn’t have an ID card is very troublesome. Without an ID card, you can’t even buy a train ticket, and you have to use someone else’s account to even buy something on Taobao.

He contacted a hacker again, trying to let the hacker hack in and get him a message.Hacker said yes, but expensive.

Miao Xian especially hopes to buy a lottery ticket and win him 50 billion. Oh, without an ID card, he can't even receive the prize. What a sad story ╮(╯﹏╰)╭.

He still hasn't given up on researching blood substitutes. Su Ruirui's conjecture about the fluid in his body gave him a new direction.

Saliva, sweat, tears, and all that stuff.

But Miao Xian wasn't sure he could accept this.

Think about you want to drink someone else's halazi...

Don’t think about romantic kisses, because when you drink halazi, you are in the shape of a cat...

(￣ー￣) Don’t even think about it.

Before researching this, he still needs to verify how long human blood can keep him in human form.At this point, he also overcame the psychological barrier of the boss. Drinking the blood of the same kind sounds scary.

But think about it from another angle, don't the patients who have been transfused in the hospital also "drink" the same kind of blood, although the way of drinking is different.

The source of blood is a problem, and Su Ruirui is reluctant to bleed, so he has to think of other ways.

Forget about stealing blood from the hospital, not to mention whether he can escape the monitoring, if the blood he stole is urgently needed by patients, it will be bad.

A vampire movie gave him inspiration. There is a scene where vampires pay for the blood of young ladies. The young ladies will not die. If you donate blood, you can get paid. It kills two birds with one stone. want.

Miao Xian intends to imitate, but the blood donor cannot be a young lady, and it is easy to drink strange blood by accident.

Miao Xian started wandering around at night again, this time very purposefully.Specially haunts places where there are many homeless people.

Within a few days, he locked on a gangster "Da Zhuang". This man was eighteen or nineteen years old, and he was still a big boy, and he was very shy towards the girls.Strong and looking healthy.

The most important thing is that he lives alone, in an old building with few surveillance cameras around, and most of the neighbors are elderly people who go to bed early.Great for getting started.

Miao Xian had been in ambush in the corridor early on, and the time was 11 o'clock in the evening, and Da Zhuang, who had drunk some wine, was a little erratic.He took out the key to open the door, entered the door and took off his shoes. When he turned around to close the door, someone covered his mouth. A strong hand pushed him in, and then the door closed.

It was pitch black in the house, there was no moon outside, and the street lights were all out.

Da Zhuang was pressed on the ceramic floor, and the other party used only one hand, like iron pincers, to firmly hold his neck, no matter how loose or tight he struggled, it would be of no avail.

After all, Da Zhuang was young, so he said cowardly after a while: "Brother, I am convinced, can you let go first, I feel like my neck is about to break."

Miao Xian lowered his voice: "Shut up, I will ask you to answer."

"Okay okay."

"Do you have any diseases, tuberculosis, HIV, etc., what blood type?"

"Absolutely not! I have a physical examination every year, and my mother forced me to go. I have type B blood!"

"Very well, I hope you're telling the truth. If I find out that you're sick, I'll make you sick and suspicious."

Da Zhuang: "..." I have already begun to doubt life.

"Now let's make a deal. I need your blood, not more than 200cc. Then I will pay you. You can treat this as a blood donation, don't be nervous."

Da Zhuang: "..." I don't think I'm nervous either!

Miao Xian first tied up Da Zhuang, using torn sheets, and during the tearing process, he switched to stepping on Da Zhuang's back.

Da Zhuang was terrified when he heard the tearing sound, for fear that he would be torn apart.

Miao Xian had already prepared to take out blood collection equipment, the simple ones used in blood donation vehicles.

Da Zhuang asked weakly: "Well, don't you need to turn on the light, Daxia?"

"Need not."

"Hero, why are your eyes still glowing at night? Are you a vampire?"

"No."

Da Zhuang burst into tears: "Then are you a ghost?"

"Why ask so many questions, I just need some human blood to make blood tofu."

Da Zhuang: "..."

Poor Da Zhuang was frightened, obviously only lost 200cc of blood, he felt like he was going to die soon.

A bunch of Band-Aids had been applied to the area where the needle was stuck, and money was placed on the leg.

But hero, have you forgotten something, I am still tied up (┯_┯)

Miao Xian quietly put the blood into the refrigerator. There were still more than ten hours before the cat turned into a cat, and the blood would go bad after being put outside.Looking at the big red bag of blood, Miao Xian was thinking, can't I really fry chili peppers╯﹏╰

After the blood was collected, the psychological barrier came again.

Isn't drinking blood the same as a vampire?No matter how elegant the blood race is on TV, it can't change the bloodthirsty nature.

Miao Xian struggled to transform back into a cat.

The black cat jumped on him when it saw him.

The two cats played for a while, and then went downstairs to play with building blocks.

Now the black cat can stack up the four building blocks by itself. Of course, the only thing that remains the same is that each block must be aligned, and those of different lengths must be aligned on one side.

- A model of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

When Miao Xian had enough fun and wanted to turn back into a human, it was time for dinner.

In the kitchen, Su Ruirui yelled: "I'll eat duck blood vermicelli soup today, but if there's no duck blood, I'll use your pig blood. It's going to go bad anyway."

Miao Xian: ...but I have run out of pig blood (#Д)

Su Ruirui turned out of the kitchen and saw the cat-shaped Miao Xian, and slapped his forehead: "Oh, I forgot that you turned back into a cat today, and I'll buy you some tomorrow. The man who sells pig's blood knows me well, I'll call him later He left some for me tomorrow morning."

The cat looked at him and said nothing.

"Then why don't I buy you a chicken after dinner?"

The cat still looked at him without speaking.

Su Ruirui squatted down and narrowed his eyes to look at the cat carefully, for a long while: "I actually saw a guilty conscience from your hairy face? What are you doing behind my back!"

Miao looked at the ground leisurely.

"You won't go to the little mother cat, will you?"

Miao Xian immediately exploded: "Of course, no!"

"Then tell the truth about what you did, and be more strict when you confess and resist!" Su Ruirui grabbed the cat and rubbed it vigorously.

Miao Xian's hair was almost static from being rubbed, so he confessed quickly.

One person and one cat looked at the greasy human blood vermicelli soup.

Su Ruirui said regretfully: "It smells pretty good, it's rare that you put your heart into what I did today."

Miao Xian: Is this the point? Shouldn’t my actions be condemned?

Su Ruirui shrugged: "What's the matter, how many people have never drank human blood?"

Miao Xian: (°Д°)

"Gums will bleed when you brush your teeth. Even if you rinse your mouth, there will still be blood left in your mouth. When you have a nosebleed, you like to tilt your head up, and then the nosebleed will flow into your stomach."

So it seems that drinking blood is not so much fear.

In the end a large bowl of vermicelli soup was poured out.

Fortunately, there are other dishes. After the two of them had eaten, Su Ruirui rolled up his sleeves and stretched out his arms in full posture: "Come on, use my blood."

Miao Xian: "No."

"You don't want me to get hurt? It's okay, I'll just donate blood. If you really can't make it through, I can give you some nosebleeds."

Miao Xian: "..." Who wants your nosebleed!