i am a kitten

The word "life experience" made Miao Xian instantly think of the bloody plot of the hero's life experience in martial arts dramas, and instantly got goosebumps.

Miao Xian said: "I must be a good citizen who abides by the public and abides by the law. The cause of death is that I died of illness, and then my body was donated. Generally speaking, I have nothing to miss, and now I am fine."

Miao Xian really didn't feel nostalgic. In the past, his parents divorced and remarried early, so he was just a burden.Work hard to make money, live your own life, and show those two people what they have thrown away!

Then he died -_-||

He felt nothing, others did not.

He fell into a warm embrace unexpectedly. Although it was very hot in summer, the body temperature warmed his heart very much.

There was a wet touch on the forehead.

Miao Xian's eyes widened.

——I feel like I was killed by my own forehead (////).

After more than ten seconds, the two let go, feeling a little embarrassed.

Su Ruirui coughed and smiled: "The way you stared just now was so funny, even more funny than your cat shape, but it's a pity that I didn't take a photo to commemorate it."

Miao Xian's black line, he remembered that he seemed to have a lot of black history that was photographed by Su Ruirui, forget it, anyway, it was in the shape of a cat, and no one else knew about it.

The two went home after eating and went to bed.

Of course, Su Ruirui was the only one who slept, and as soon as he touched the pillow, he fell asleep like a pig.

Miao Xian, a night owl, woke up. He stretched lazily, and ran out for hours.

The habit formed when the cat was born, probably can't be changed for a long time.

What Su Ruirui said last night was not a joke, he began to seriously think about his career plan the next day.

Also thinking about it is Miao Xian, who has received a large bonus and salary from Brother Zhang.It was much more than the actual amount. Firstly, it was indeed to thank Miao Xian for stopping a conflict, and secondly, it was also to please him.

This master is higher than expected, Brother Zhang is very glad that he offended him once but not a second time.

Miao Xian has a lot of ways to make money, but he doesn't know when he will change into a cat. Doing other things is too cumbersome, and it is easy to make mistakes.

Short-term things are not long-term solutions.

So the question goes back to the original point, what is the opportunity to control his transformation into a cat?

A day later, Miao Xian's cat's tail wagged back and forth freely, well, it changed back again.

This time it was much shorter than last time.

Miao Xian felt that the reason why he couldn't find it for so long must be that Su Ruirui wasn't big enough!

Su Ruirui: It's none of my business┓(`)┏

Miao Xian simply posted a post anonymously on the Internet, clearly describing the two incidents, of course, referring to him in other ways that would expose himself.

[Is LZ joking?Your mind is big enough. ]

[Ah, become a cat, you are sure you are not reading novels. There are so many novels that turn into cats. Why haven’t they been made into movies or TV shows? Even online dramas are fine. ]

[Upstairs sb, if it is really going to be made into a TV series, can I still watch it?You see, we have liked the beautiful X female warrior for many years, the live-action version is called a vomit. ]

[You can't think about anything else, Garfield, why don't you say no! ]

[It’s just not possible, worship foreigners!Garbage does not explain! ]

[Where is the keyboard man, get out of here~~~]

The building is crooked, so Miao Xian simply ignores it, watched a movie, and then went back to the forum, there are really a few posts talking about the topic.

There are all kinds of brain holes, even those possessed by aliens on time.

Only one of the posts wrote a lot of eloquence, summarizing in detail all the common points of the two incidents, and then ruled out the impossible one by one.

In the end, I came to a conclusion that the opportunity for the cat to become a human is probably blood.

Because in the second incident, the cat took a bunch of things from the refrigerator, including frozen beef. The blood content of the beef is relatively high, and the blood melts in the cat's mouth, so lz can only feel the taste when eating at freezing point wrong.The first time is human blood, and the second time only blood, so the time for the second time to become human is short.

Emmmm I give full marks to this brain hole, you can try it.

Miao Xian tried it right away. He took out the piece of beef that was frozen with blood on the surface in the refrigerator, and broke off a piece of blood that was chewy until it was crispy.

Tsk, it just tastes too bad.

Then he felt the wonderful change again.

The bones of the body swell and stretch, the tail at the back gradually shrinks, the limbs elongate, the fingers grow a fifth finger, the hair all over the body disappears, and the feeling is still a bit cool.

Miao Xian thought carefully about the transformation process, and then let out a long breath. He took another step forward in controlling the transformation.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow, I finally found the reason for the change~~~~~~~

Miao Xian was so excited that she couldn't wait to find someone to share with, and the only one who could share was Su Ruirui.

He called Su Ruirui, "Ruirui, I found a way to recognize people~~"

Su Ruirui, who received the call from Miao Xian, expressed embarrassment.

Miao Xian had never called him before, so when he called, his first thought was something wrong, and he answered it without thinking.

Who knew that the joy and excitement on the other end of the phone was completely unstoppable, Miao Xian actually yelled out loudly, and everyone in the quiet conference room could hear it clearly.

Su Ruirui clutched her phone in embarrassment and went out, a criticism was inevitable.

Forget it, the important thing is to make the cat happy, and he is also very happy: "Have you found a way to transform into a human?"

"Yes Yes!"

Unbearably excited, Miao Xian talked from beginning to end.

Su Ruirui also admires the brains and rigor of netizens.

Miao Xian finally asked hesitantly: "Do you think I should go to the hospital to buy some blood bags?"

"That's not for sale."

"Okay, let's buy pig's blood then."

When Miao Xian was excited, he began to actively ponder how to stabilize the length of the human transformation cycle, and whether there was anything that could replace blood.I always feel that because of the blood transformation, it doesn't feel very good.Reminiscent of Western vampires.

But there is no rush, it needs to be done slowly.

Su Ruirui was criticized as a matter of course and asked to be written a review.He simply used this as an introduction to mention his resignation.The leader is so angry that he probably wants me to criticize you a few words. As for you leaving the job, am I going too far!

Then it was time for Su Ruirui to make up, to the effect that he was not suitable for public office, he felt like he was suffering from depression, and wasted the country’s food. It was his regret that he could not serve the public, but he hoped to give up his position to someone who was truly capable. People, serve the public more effectively.

There are too many sentences like this when making a report. Su Ruirui may be infected by Miao Xian's excitement, and his reaction is also very fast.The leader can say ten sentences for one sentence, and he is sincere in every sentence, all of which are based on ideas.

The leader waved his hand helplessly, "I'll think about it, your blunt talk is not depression at all."

Su Ruirui smiled embarrassedly: "I am a restrained depression, and I usually don't see it."

"You just talk nonsense."

The leader thought about it, and finally asked: "Do you really want to go out and do something else?"

"Ah."

"Okay, you can rest for a few days first, and someone will notify you later."

"Thank you leader."

When Su Ruirui left the office, he felt that there was something new in him, maybe it was a hidden edge, maybe it was an ambition forgotten in a corner.

How many people will be complacent and have a high self-esteem after having an iron rice bowl, hard work and aggressiveness will be slowly worn away by a comfortable life, thinking will be self-contained, and the body will gradually lose shape.

Fortunately, he woke up in time.

In fact, the main reason for taking the civil service exam is to have a stable marriage. Now I find that a stable marriage does not depend on a good job.

Thinking of the city he had lived in for so long, he found that all he had were memories.

He took a deep breath, and I'm about to start a new life.

Miao Xian felt that the surroundings seemed indiscriminate recently, and he felt as if he was being followed and monitored.I always feel that there are one or several pairs of eyes staring at him, which feels very bad.

This is not his illusion. He is now more sensitive to these things because his attributes are beyond the standard.However, he observed carefully, but found nothing abnormal.

Either the other party is highly capable, or they are using remote monitoring.

Either way, the question is, who is spying on him?

He asked himself that he had never offended a powerful character.

The most recent conflict was at the bar. He even asked Brother Zhang specifically afterward. Brother Zhang said that those guys were all small roles, and he had already obediently handed over the money and apologized.

Another person who has an intersection and is able to follow him is Zhou Yue, but Zhou Yue has no reason to follow him.

Recently, Zhou Yue and Su Ruirui communicated on WeChat, occasionally liking Moments, or chatting about movies, music and travel.It also looks normal, like a friend who is not far or close.

Remote monitoring of a person can be done by many hackers, capturing the trajectory of people's behavior through ubiquitous camera lenses.Public security organs also often use this method to find the whereabouts of suspects.

Anti-tracking is not what Miao Xian is good at.

After thinking about it, he contacted a hacker who had a previous relationship on the Internet.

Naturally, this friendship is a matter of a previous life, but it doesn't matter, anyway, we all trade online, and we have never seen each other's faces.

Anti-tracking is also a risk for Miao Xian, which is equivalent to actively telling another person about his location and behavior trajectory.This is also helpless, what Miao Xian dislikes the most is being uncontrollable, although all his life is uncontrollable, such as becoming a cat, such as turning into a human again.

Now that the danger has been foreseen, waiting for the arrival of the danger is not a good choice.The saying "Soldiers come to block, water comes to cover" applies to people with hole cards.Miao Xian thinks that what he lacks most now is his hole cards.He didn't even have an ID card. He said he didn't care, but in fact he was a little guilty. For example, he didn't even have an ID card. The red envelopes that brother Zhang transferred could only be transferred to Su Ruirui before withdrawing cash.

So he felt the need to kill the cradle of danger.

Recently, he has seen too many brain holes on the Internet, and he thinks what if some special department of the country really targets him?What if he is not the only demon in this world?And what if those Taoist monks and the like took him into Leifeng Pagoda!

In short, the bigger the brain hole, the more you think.

Miao Xian contacted his hacker friend, and the friend said that he would give you a [-]% discount because of the friendship of an old customer before.

Then Miao Xian found out that he couldn't even pay the [-]% discount.

Do you want Su Ruirui?But I don't want to be a man who eats soft food... Well, in fact, I have been eating soft food all the time, and Su Ruirui is paying the rent, water, electricity, gas and property.

This fact made Miao Xian feel depressed for a while.

In the evening, he came to the bar and received hospitality from Brother Zhang.After the two drank two cups, Miao Xian thought about it and asked, "Brother Zhang, what do you think you can get quick money for? Of course I mean it's not illegal."

Brother Zhang spread his hands: "Do I still need to open a bar if I want this trick? Why, brother Miao, you are short of money, and I will give you money first if you are short."

Miao Xian patted him on the shoulder: "Good brother, lend me tens of thousands first."

Brother Zhang hesitated for a moment, returned to the bar and took a card back: "Brother Miao, there are 8 in this card. I haven't opened this business for a few years, and I don't have much money saved, most of it has to be used for operations. The password is eight eight. You can’t call Brother Zhang in vain if you ask him to, so you use it first, but I’ll make it up later. You can pay it back when you’re free.”

Brother Zhang was able to take out tens of thousands of dollars so happily, which was beyond Miao Xian's expectations.

Among other things, if it was him, he would not have lent this amount of money to a black household who didn't even have an ID card, especially if the black household didn't have a deep friendship with him.

Miao Xian: "You..."

Brother Zhang took a sip of his wine: "I'm not talking shallowly, I'm just looking at your potential. I believe that one day you will not soar into the sky, just don't forget my brother by then. Besides, you Don’t be too grateful, I still have to pay back the money.”

Miao Xian also drank a cup, "Don't worry, Brother Zhang." Only if he needs to pay it back can he rest assured.