i am a kitten

Both Miao Xian and the hostess are dumbfounded, are we hallucinating?This girl said to be small!It must be an auditory hallucination!

The two male animals looked at the two female animals innocently.

Looking at each other, they both saw the subtitles in each other's eyes - I don't understand the world of women.

The hostess turned around and hugged her: "Lele, no, you don't have to sacrifice so much for me."

The girl said firmly: "I am willing to do anything for you!"

"Lele, what do you want me to do..."

"Lanlan, I really love you, and I will treat your husband well in the future, and she will treat you better if I treat him well. We will definitely be a happy family..."

A few minutes later, the male owner and the cat, who had been completely dumbfounded, exited the door silently and closed the door.

The world is becoming more and more incomprehensible TAT

The hero on the Asura field retreated.

Separate yourself and calm down.

The development of this god was beyond the expectation of the two (cats), and the four eyes were relatively speechless.

Two months have passed since the calm.This long time for the mood made them all calm down.

During the period, the host and hostess met several times, but they were not at home.Most of the time, they use WeChat to contact each other, but Miao Xian can't see them.

When we met again, we were still at home, and the hostess brought the divorce agreement in duplicate.

The bright sun shines into the living room at noon, but the indoor and outdoor temperatures seem to be the same.

The hostess said guiltily, "I'm sorry."

She prepared a divorce agreement in duplicate, on which the hostess almost left the house, and the only one she asked to take away was Lulu. She thought that he probably wouldn't be in the mood to take care of a lot of cats.

The male owner felt that his heart was riddled with holes, and he said coldly: "Take them all away, even those kittens, as long as the big hairs are left."

Before signing, the hostess asked without giving up: "Are you really not with us?"

"I admit that I was moved before, but I can't get over the cut in my heart."

Having a woman with more than 1 is the dream of many men, but for Su Ruirui, it is just a boring time.

The two signed the agreement.

The hostess packed up and put the cats in several pet bags.

The ignorant cats didn't know what happened and thought they were just going out to play.

Miao Xian didn't stop them from leaving. Lulu is pregnant now and needs better care, and the quality of life of so many semi-big cats cannot be ignored.The distraught hero obviously couldn't do it.What's more, the neighborhoods are not far apart, so Miao Xian can visit them often.

The girl outside the door hurriedly took the things in Lan Lan's hand, and went downstairs with her.

As the door was closed, the house that Miao Xian always disliked was suddenly empty and cold.

The male host's illusion of indifference collapsed, and he squatted by the door and sobbed loudly.

Miao Xian brought him a box of tissues and came over.

The male host hugged him and continued to cry, tears wet his back hair.

Miao Xiannian endured his frustration in love.

Twenty minutes later, the male host was still crying.

Miao Xian couldn't bear it anymore: "Cry fart, cry, or, no, man!"

Because of natural constraints, Miao Xian can't reach the realm of parrot Tang Shiliu. Not only does the voice sound strange, but he can only jump out a few words.

However, this sentence scared Su Ruirui so stupid that he even forgot to cry.

"You, you, you, you are really smart!"

"Stupid." These two words are very slippery.

Su Ruirui: "..." My cat scolded me, can I spray it back?

One of the ways to heal is to divert your attention so that your mind is so full of things that you don't have the energy to think about anything else.

The male host washed the ribs and asked Miao Xian: "Do you like the stuffed one in the pressure cooker or the stewed one in the wok?"

"Straw pot."

"What?"

"Yes, Jiao, Jin."

"Then do you like braised or stewed?"

"Hong Sao."

"Haha, Da Mao, your pronunciation is worse than that of foreigners."

Miao Xian didn't want to talk, and pointed his butt at him.

Obviously, the way Su Ruirui diverts attention is to tease cats, but in the past he used cat teasing sticks, but now he can use language in a more advanced way.

At first, Miao Xian still thought about the situation when he was just hit, and responded to him.

But for a few days, this guy was just playing an upgraded version of "Cat Teaser".

Miao Xian is not used to him anymore, idiots, idiots, and idiots have become the most talked about people.

Miao Xian didn't care too much before, so he suddenly exposed himself.

It seems to be letting nature take its course, and it also seems to be pretending to be tired.

When you are a human being, you put on all kinds of disguises. Do you have to do the same when you are an animal?too tired.

And the worst result is death. Anyway, the average lifespan of a cat is only 20 years, and it is the same sooner or later.

Now that he let go, Miao Xian didn't embarrass himself anymore.

The TV is on, while listening to cross talk and news, the computer is on and playing games.The cat's paws are not good at nesting the mouse, so he started with the most basic Lianliankan.

Su Ruirui was shocked at first, but maybe because the incident of green on the head, lesbians, and threesomes opened a new century door too big, he actually accepted the matter of Miao Xiancheng fine.

It's nothing but asked: "You have become a spirit, why haven't you become a human yet?"

Miao Xian didn't care about it at all, whoever stipulated that if he became a spirit, he had to take a human form, shouldn't he be allowed to have a low cultivation base!

When there are more and more reds around and more and more smiles on people's faces, the room with only one person and one cat looks deserted.

The pain of deliberately forgetting resurfaced again. Su Ruirui also took the holiday, but he was completely in no mood to buy new year's goods. He bought a pair of couplets and two blessings, and pasted them on the door to finish the job.

Miao Xian picked up Su Ruirui's mobile phone and ordered takeaway for the meals during the few days of Chinese New Year.

The busier it is outside, the lonelier it is inside.

Su Ruirui couldn't stand this feeling, so he bought a plane ticket to go abroad just after the fourth day of the Lunar New Year.

This time he couldn't bring his pet with him, so he entrusted Miao Xian to old man Chen downstairs.

Old man Chen accepted it cheerfully. His children came back in the first day of junior high school, and there was no one at home in the second day of junior high school, feeling deserted.

On the fourteenth day of the first lunar month, when Su Ruirui came back, his spirit changed a lot. A trip helped him untie a lot of knots.

Time will heal those pains.

And Miao Xian, who had been taken care of by old man Chen for several days, also had some small changes.

Su Ruirui: "Uncle Chen, this...you have to lose weight."

Yes, Miao Xian has become a big fat cat again, there is no way that old man Chen's craftsmanship can be called a good one, especially since he and Su Ruirui had eaten enough takeaways before, so naturally he has to work hard when he catches delicious food.

And it's Chinese New Year, why not eat hard!Our Northeast cats need to fatten up in winter.

Old man Chen was embarrassed: "Well, I can't help but my cooking is too delicious."

Su Ruirui: "..." You are so humble.

Not long after the new year, spring will arrive. The spring in the Northeast is cold and humid outside. The snow melts. From time to time, you can see snow water on the road, which freezes into ice at night and turns into water during the day.

Miao Xian didn't want to go out for a stroll anymore, and stayed at home every day playing games.

Recently, I have also become obsessed with king pesticides. The tempered film on the tablet has been scratched, ranging from bronze to silver.

The later ranks are higher, and the disadvantages of cat's claws become more and more prominent.He used Su Ruirui's account on Taobao to study various controllers.He felt tired after looking at a few in a hurry, and looking at Taobao was like shopping, tiring.

Then he contacted customer service to prepare to customize a handle suitable for cat claws.

Customer service: suitable for cat claws?Dear, is your cat mature?It is recommended to contact Yaoyao Zero.

My sister!

In the end, Su Ruirui found a more suitable handle and came back.

The two main favorites turned black every day and rushed to platinum.

Su Ruirui also bought him a mobile phone, and he can send WeChat to play whenever he has nothing to do.

The message is particularly naive:

Boss: Tonight, I want to eat Jufuzhai’s spicy crayfish, no spicy, no MSG, less salt.

Rarity: I'll just buy some crayfish and cook them in clear water for you [white eyes]

Boss: You don't cook well.I also want to eat chestnuts.You buy some more apples, I'll drink apple juice tonight.

Rarity: [wiping sweat] obey the master [狗头]

Boss: Why do you still want to raise a dog?Believe it or not, I'll beat it into potato chips when you bring it back [chopper]

From spring to summer, Miao Xian has finally grown into a big cat. In fact, cats can be neutered at eight months, but Miao Xian is obviously not included.

Su Ruirui only mentioned one sentence, and was almost described as being disfigured.But downstairs in Liumao didn't have such good luck, it lost its balls in its ignorance.

Miao Xian often went to see Lulu, and Lulu gave birth to another litter of babies. This time, she gave birth to eight babies, almost all of which were black, which shows how powerful the genes of black cats are.

The two women take good care of the cats.One or two can be seen from the brightness of the fur.

The hostess took away not only the cat, but also the live broadcast rights of the cat's nest.

The live broadcast continued Miao Xian's style, with no humans from the beginning to the end.

The long absence of the little blue cat still caused the cat nest to lose some fans.After all, it was Xiao Lanmao who held up the cat's nest.Many fans also fall in love with the cat litter because of the little blue hair. In terms of aura, there is no other cat that can compare to the little blue hair.Without the cat litter with little blue hair, the highlights are more than half gone.

The two had already prepared for this, and designed a lot of interactions for the cats to buy, and guided them to complete these actions.During the guidance process, the fans have not yet been able to see that someone is guiding them. I have to say that the two also spent a lot of effort.Old fans are gone and new fans are coming.

Looking at the former hostess, Miao Xian felt uncomfortable. Feelings are too unreliable.

After making sure that Lulu and the other kittens would be better cared for, he stopped coming so often.

Thinking about the time when he made a promise not to divide the nest, who would have thought that he would separate himself in the end.

Changes make people, as a pet, once you lose your support, you don't know what will happen.

Miao Xian sighed inwardly, but it was only a sigh.

The male master worked more overtime and often went out to eat. Miao Xian knew that he couldn't bear the loneliness.

Miao Xian spent more and more time outside, and he also got to know many cats and dogs around, some domestic and some wild.

I used to read about the poor living conditions of stray animals on the news, but only after I got in touch with them did I realize that their living conditions are not that bad.

Living in trash cans is good, as many animals have nowhere to live, especially in cities where pet management is becoming more and more careful, and urban management often catch stray animals.In the end, it is hard to say whether their destination is the rescue center.

Miao Xian should be glad that his second life is not a wild cat.

What can he do as a cat?