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The situation was urgent——

Qin Cang and He Jiao were very close, and He Jiao was pressed on the small bamboo couch.

Qin Cang leaned over and asked in a low voice, "What's so good about that little white-faced fairy?"

The little white-faced fairy is Lin Xin.

He Jiao burst into tears unknowingly, and said hoarsely: "He is good, he is a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times better than you."

Qin Cang gritted his wolf teeth loudly: "How can he be a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times better than me?"

"He is a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times better than you."

"I want to see whether he is a hundred times, a thousand times, or ten thousand times better than me, or whether I am a hundred times, a thousand times, or ten thousand times better than him."

——The above content is Lin Xin’s miraculous fantasy.

In fact, the situation at that time was like this-

Qin Cang leaned over and asked in a low voice, "What's so good about that little white-faced fairy?"

Without waiting for He Jiao's reply, he bullied himself up, engulfed the other's lips, kissed the other until the base of his ears turned red, and gasped for breath.

——The above content omits [-] words, which is Gu Yuan's extended imagination of robbery.

In fact, the actual situation at that time was like this-

Qin Cang pressed He Jiao on the couch with one hand, and held a soft ruler in the other: "I have taken the dowry gift of [-] spirit stones, will you marry me or not?"

He Jiao was also a fierce person, grabbed Qin Cang by the collar, and slammed Qin Cang on the forehead so hard that both of them stared at each other.

He Jiao said: "If I had said that the [-] spirit stones were a betrothal gift, I wouldn't have taken them. You, Qin Cang, are so proud of you."

"I asked you to stay that day, you and I swear by high-five..."

"Fart. You asked me to stay and farm, of course I stayed and farmed."

"I asked you to stay and be the head of the house, who asked you to..."

When they were entangled, Qin Cang pinched the back of He Jiao's neck.

He Jiao is a rabbit. He Jiao was pinched by fate on the back of his neck, and he dared not move.

Qin Cang said sharply: "Today you have to marry if you marry, and you have to marry if you don't."

Although the tone of the speech was heavy, the hand holding the back of the neck was not heavy. He grabbed He Jiao with one hand, pulled him up, and held a soft ruler in the other hand: "Stand up, measure your hands and feet, and make clothes for you."

Qin Cang twirled his sleeves: "Look at your clothes are fraying."

He Jiao tried to explain: "This is a rabbit fur trim, not a fur trim."

Qin Cang glared at him and pinched the back of his neck.

He Jiao had no choice but to say, "Okay, you're right."

Qin Cang was overjoyed for a moment, raised his hand and tore off half of his rabbit fur-trimmed clothes.

At this time Lin Xin just opened the door.

It's a little irritating.

With the back of his neck being pinched, He Jiao plucked up his courage and shouted, "Xinxin!"

Lin Xin carried a machete and kicked the door in from the outside: "Here we come."

His folding fan was placed on the small table as soon as he entered the door. Lin Xin picked up the folding fan and waved it forward: "Let him go."

The nine bamboo frames of the small folding fan were separated, and the eight frames brushed against Qin Cang's temples, and were neatly nailed to the bamboo wall behind him.Another one went through his fingers, and if it was a little bit off, it might pass through his hand.

Lin Xin clapped his hands, raised his eyebrows at Qin Cang, and said again: "I want you to let him go."

The back of He Jiao's neck was loosened. He put on his clothes, ran behind Lin Xin, and tugged at his sleeve: "Xinxin..."

"Don't worry, I will help you get it back."

He Jiao shouted again: "Xinxin..."

"It's okay, my cultivation base is quite good."

"Xinxin, you are holding the machete backwards again."

Lin Xin thought about it for a while, then turned his head to see that the machete on his shoulder was indeed facing down.He let out a "woo" and covered his shoulders: "It hurts."

After the misunderstanding was resolved, He Jiao returned all the ten thousand spirit stones to Qin Cang, and ordered him to go back and reflect on himself.

Qin Cang dragged [-] spirit stones away listlessly, and He Jiao showed Lin Xin the wound on his shoulder: "Your clothes are not torn, your clothes are too thick."

Lin Xin sniffed: "But I have a traumatic heart."

He Jiao shrugged helplessly: "All right."

After a while, Lin Xin asked him quietly: "What do you think of Brother Papi?"

He Jiao got up: "It's getting late now. The weather forecast said yesterday that there will be a snowstorm tonight, which will affect your travel. You can leave tomorrow morning, and I will clean up the house for you."

Lin Xin didn't get an answer, so he turned to look at Gu Yuan: "What does Gu Xianjun think of Qin Cang?"

Gu Yuan didn't answer either, so Lin Xin asked and answered by himself: "I don't think it's good, he seems to have a bad brain. Robbery is doomed to fail."

Gu Yuan suddenly asked: "Why?"

"what?"

"Forcing and looting, why did it fail?"

"Because he can't beat me."

"If he can beat you, will he succeed?"

Lin Xin choked: "It should be."

Most immortals do not sleep or eat.

Lin Xin squatted in the backyard, wiping away tears while peeling beans: "I'm so stupid, really."

I only know that He Jiao kept me here because of the snowstorm tonight, but I don't think he still has a backyard of medicinal materials.

All the medicinal materials in this yard have grown tonight, and he needs to help them deal with them.

Lin Xin once questioned him: "Could it be that if I don't come, you won't get these medicinal materials?"

He Jiao said confidently: "Yes, if you don't come, these things will be left in the ground."

Lin Xin picked up a bundle of bean pods and splashed snow and mud all over his body: "Damn friends, oh bad friends."

He Jiao smiled, took the pods, and peeled two green beans: "If you are too busy, ask your friend for help."

Lin Xin narrowed his eyes in doubt, with a blank expression on his face: "Where did I get a good date?"

"Gu Xianjun."

"... To be honest, Gu Xianjun and I only met the night before yesterday. Besides, if he is my girlfriend, can I say 'Gu Xianjun'?"

"Then what do you have to call him?"

Lin Xin raised his eyebrows: "Yuanyuan."

He Jiao smiled: "He really seems to like you a little bit. Let me show you, when he looks at others, he looks like a dead fish, there is no one in his eyes, and he doesn't even turn around—"

He Jiao's face was dull, and his red rabbit eyes really didn't move.

"It's different when I look at you, my eyes are immediately bright, as if you are shining in his eyes. What's the most terrible thing? It's a smile at the corner of the mouth, if there is a little smile."

He Jiao adjusted his expression, the rabbit's red eyes were deep.

Lin Xin said, "I think you look like a spicy rabbit head."

He Jiao raised his face: "Anyway, don't think about that 'male fish' anymore. No matter how good the 'male fish' is, you only saw him once, and it was after drinking. You probably forgot what he looks like Looks good. And he always makes unreasonable demands on you, so he must be a person with no taste. Promise me and cherish the people in front of you."

The two quarreled for a while, and in the end Lin Xin swore to God that he had no wrong thoughts about the "male fish" who had only molested once, and Gu Xianjun, whom he had only known for two days, and He Jiao was willing to let him go.

"Okay, please trouble Lin Xianjun, help me collect the crabapple flowers that just bloomed tonight." He Jiao stuffed him with a lacquered wooden box, stood up, and stretched his waist, "The little demon is weak in cultivation, Go back to sleep first."

"I am so silly."

Lin Xin let out a "woo" and knelt down in the snow in the backyard, trying to imitate an ostrich and bury his head in the snow.

Suddenly hearing the wooden window creak, Lin Xin shook the snow on his shoulders and looked up.

He Jiao's cabin has two floors, and the upstairs window near the backyard is open, and a person stands by the window, looking at him coldly.

Lin Xin waved at him, but he closed the window.

Lin Xin withdrew his hand, touched the tip of his nose, and continued to peel the beans. After only two peels, someone pinched the back of his neck and picked him up from the snow.

He patted Gu Yuan's hand away and explained: "I am different from He Jiao. He is a rabbit, so he is afraid of others pinching the back of his neck; I am a rock, so I am not afraid of this."

"so."

"I used to be a human being in the mortal world, but I was blind. After I became a fairy, I exchanged my original mind for a pair of eyes. Without my original mind, I picked a stone to replace it. So my original mind is a stone."

Having said that, Gu Yuan still squeezed his neck twice.It's soft and warm, probably warmer than a rabbit's.

Lin Xin casually picked up a green bean and stuffed it into his mouth: "Let go."

Gu Yuan let go of him obediently.

The two of them squatted in the snow to peel beans.

Gu Yuan swallowed the beans that Lin Xin fed him, and asked, "Is it better to peel them by hand without using spells?"

"No."

"Will it taste better this way?"

"No." Lin Dao said, "But this way you can sell for more money."

Lin Xin held a green bean in one hand, and began to give an example: "Think about it, there are two stalls selling beans in the ghost market. One signboard says 'green beans, ten spirit stones and three catties'; the other signboard says ' Gu and Lin Xianjun picked it by themselves, no pollution and no additives, better than gold and jade, sweeter than love, authentic Tianshan green beans, ten spirit stones a catty'. Which one would you buy?"

Gu Yuan thought about it seriously, and then answered solemnly: "The one in front is cheaper."

Lin Xin hates iron but not steel: "Don't you want to try 'Lin Xianjun who is sweeter than love'?"

Gu Yuan said silently in his heart, I have already tasted it.

After a while, Lin Xin asked him, "Do you know what you ate just now?"

"Haricot vert."

Ordinary green beans can be eaten raw, used as medicine or cooked.

"No, no." Lin Xin shook his head, "Actually, what you eat is not green beans, but 'Qingdou', how is it? Is there any reaction? Is Qingdou open?"

Lin Xin was actually teasing him, Gu Yuan raised his eyes and looked at him: "I'm going to choose the second one now, is there still time?"

This made Lin Xin happy.

Finished peeling the beans, and some more time.

Lin Xin was used to going wild, and he had friends in the six realms, living a chic and unrestrained life, so he led Gu Yuan to drink in the kitchen.

Medicinal wine brewed by rabbits.

It was still snowing outside, Xianjun didn't feel cold or warm, only felt the rustling snow and the warm fire, which was quite artistic.

The two of them sat around the fire, drinking and drinking, not quite like a fairy.

The firewood in the stove is crackling, and the fire is-roasting rabbits.

I don't know when Lin Xin caught the rabbit in the snow field of Tianshan, and kept it hidden in his sleeve, and he didn't dare to take it out in front of He Jiao.At this time with Gu Yuan, he dared to take out the rabbit.

Guessing that the time was almost up, Lin Xin took out the roasted rabbit.

Lin Xin tore off a leg and handed it to Gu Yuan: "He Jiao won't let me eat rabbits at his place, let's keep our voices down so that he won't hear it."

Gu Yuan nodded.

Lin Xin's workmanship is not good, the roasted rabbits are average, and handfuls of chili noodles are sprinkled on top, which is a bit choking.Gu Yuan only felt that there was a lot of fireworks and Lin Xin was so cute, no wonder he had many friends.

Before eating half of it, Lin Xin was shocked, and suddenly heard He Jiao's footsteps in the backyard.

He quickly put down the rabbit, snatched the one from Gu Yuan's hand, put it on the stove, and pasted an invisibility talisman on the rabbit.

Pretend nothing happened.

When He Jiao came in, the two of them were just drinking.

"I came to the kitchen to find water to drink." He Jiao picked up the gourd ladle and took a sip of cold water, "Xinxin, don't forget Zishi..."

"I remember, I remember."

"That's good...Xinxin, why is your mouth so red?"

Lin Xin wanted to say that the stove was too hot, but also wanted to say that the wine was too spicy.Thinking about it later, He Jiao is not a fool, these words can't fool him.

He thought for a while, and put his arms around Gu Yuan's neck: "I just messed around after drinking... I tried to belittle Gu Xianjun, but I was slapped red by Gu Xianjun."

After saying this, he regretted it.

The author has something to say: Pipixin's achievements today:

Eat roasted rabbits at Rabbit Jing's site (1/1)

Molested a second time in front of a molested male (1/1)

Thanks for the wine. , or 13 bottles of nutrient solution!Thank you for the 1 bottle of nutrient solution from yesterday song and Mo Wenshi!Thank you Mr. Sucha for the cutest 5 bottles of nutrient solution!