God always wants to bend me

Jiang Chen ran all the way to Song Qizhao's office, and saw Song Qizhao looking at a box thoughtfully.

"I...my things...my express..." He supported his waist and was still panting for words.

Seeing his anxious look, Song Qizhao frowned, looked at the cardboard box on the table, and said, "Here, I just went downstairs and heard that there is your courier, so I picked it up by the way."

Jiang Chen was taken aback, walked over and saw the still sealed box, his nervous heart relaxed.

To make sure, he asked Song Qizhao casually, "Cough...you haven't taken this apart yet, have you?"

"Hmm." Song Qizhao looked a little puzzled, and said, "What did you buy? It's quite heavy."

Quite heavy? ? ?

Jiang Chen's heart froze, and he thought to himself: No, it's just a piece of clothing, no matter how heavy it is, it won't sink anywhere, right?

He hasn't bought anything else online recently. Could it be that the strange shopkeeper sent him the wrong goods?

In order not to make Song Qizhao suspicious, Jiang Chen said to Song Qizhao very calmly on the surface: "I bought a lot of things from the Internet these days, this is probably a snack."

Coming out of Song Qizhao's office with that mysterious big box in his arms that he didn't know what was inside, Jiang Chen was both apprehensive and nervous.

He is very aware of the virtues of the colleagues in his office, and if he wants to protect the box intact, he has to guard it every step of the way.

Back at his desk, when some colleagues saw him coming back with the box in his arms, they couldn't help but lean over.

Staring at the box eagerly.

Zhao Qi's office is right next door to Jiang Chen, and when he saw him coming back with a box, he was the first to go to his side, staring at the box and said: "Cheng Zi, did you buy some snacks?" He stretched out his hand.

Jiang Chen immediately hugged the box back into his arms and said, "It's not a snack."

"It's really not a snack. Usually, oranges are so generous if you buy snacks, and you have to share them with everyone." Another female colleague beside him said.

Zhao Qi felt something was wrong, Jiang Chen treasured this box so much, there must be something tricky about it.

He glanced at the box, then looked at Jiang Chen and said, "If it's not snacks, then show me it. You are such a precious box, maybe there is something good in it."

Jiang Chen rubbed his nose uncomfortably and said, "This is the dog food my grandma downstairs asked me to buy for his dog, and it cannot be dismantled."

After dismissing a group of people who plotted against his treasure, Jiang Chen put the things in the small cabinet under the desk, and contacted the owner of the wonderful shop.

Fortunately, I added QQ before, so I don’t have to go to Taobao anymore.

The man with the horse: hello shopkeeper, are you there?

He received a reply almost as soon as he sent the message.

Meow Meow Meow: Yo~ Take the initiative to find me?It seems that you have received something.ヘ（￣ω￣ヘ）

The man with the horse: Well, I got it...

Meow Meow: Are you satisfied with what you see?

The man with the horse: I haven’t disassembled it yet, I just got it, and my husband almost dismantled it before...

Meow Meow Meow: What's going on?You received something and your husband saw it, and he wanted to take it apart?

The guy who set up the horse: The courier brother called me and asked me to go downstairs to pick up the courier, but when I went down, I was told that the things had been taken away. After many confirmations, it was my man who took the courier. I just got back from his office...

Meow Meow Meow: Yo yo yo ~ eat chicken like this ~ o (*////▽////*) q

The man with the horse: ...

Meow Meow: I really hope he can take it apart, as long as a man sees the things inside, he will be sure to be a wolf, and if he accidentally pulls you to play in the office, it will be refreshing⊙?⊙!

The man with the horse: Isn’t it just a sweater?

It was only after Jiang Chen sent this sentence that he felt something was wrong, so he immediately added another sentence.

The man with the horse: Did you send the wrong item?What I received was a box, which was quite heavy, and the sweater should not be so heavy.

Meow Meow Meow: That’s right, it’s for you??

The guy with the horse: So you sent me more than just a sweater? ! ! Σ(°△°|||)︴

Miao Miaomiao: Well, probably, our store is holding an event recently, as long as you buy it, you will get it|?ω?｀)

The man with the horse: buy it and give it away! ! !

I have to say that Jiang Chen was very excited when he heard the news, but when he thought that he bought things from a sex toy store, and with such a strange owner, he felt unreliable.

The man with the horse: May I ask what the gift is?Wouldn't it be something weird?

Meow Meow: Hehehe, this is a special surprise for the store~ You can’t say it, you’ll know when you see it|?ω?｀)

In order to ensure the safety of the baby in his hand, Jiang Chen stayed at his desk all afternoon, holding back whenever he wanted to go to the bathroom.

As soon as he got home, he immediately carried the box into the bedroom that he hadn't slept in for a long time, put the box in the closet, and finally took a piece of clothes to cover it.

Apart from the expectation for the sweater, Jiang Chen was also quite curious about the surprise that the shop owner said, but now that Song Qizhao is here, there is always the danger of entering it, so he dare not open it hastily.

Jiang Chen now sleeps in Song Qizhao's bedroom, on that two-meter-two big bed.

At night, Song Qizhao went to the bathroom to take a shower. He was lying on the bed alone playing with his mobile phone. Thinking of the baby in the other bedroom, he still couldn't hold back his excitement and quietly went to his bedroom, then took out the box from the closet, and was about to open it. Take a look.

The box was tightly sealed, and it was wrapped with tape several times. Jiang Chen directly took a knife and opened it along the seam of the box. sweater.

Unable to bear the turmoil in his heart, Jiang Chen casually picked it up and prepared to open it to have a good look.

It's just that he just picked up the sweater, and his eyes casually glanced at other things in the box, and he was stunned.

Whip? !lubricating oil? ! ! *? ! !And a whole bunch of weird stuff that even he didn't know about! ! !

Isn't it a surprise? ! !

Don't tell him this is it! ! !

It's too scary to ride a horse! ! !

When Jiang Chen came back to his senses, looking at the whole box of all kinds of things, his heart was really indescribable.

He casually stuffed the sweater into the closet, ran to Song Qizhao's next door to get a cell phone, and contacted the owner directly.

The man with the horse: Come out, come out! ! !Come and explain it to me! ! !

The man with the horse: I tell you I saw something!You, you, I really want to slap you now! ! !

The man with the horse: Don't tell me this is a gift from your store!I do not believe!After all, these things are more expensive than my sweater!