God always wants to bend me

Jiang Chen: ...

Jiang Chen sent an ellipsis to express his feelings, and within 2 minutes, he received a message from the old man again.

The old man is over sixty years old: Don't be shy, Orange, you must have a good time on the rare Qixi Festival, no, the tricks of ordinary couples are too old-fashioned, you have to come out completely different, think about it, you How surprised and happy the man will be when he receives this gift.

Song Qizhao was surprised?happy?

Jiang Chen began to think in a trance, but he didn't think of Song Qizhao's happy appearance after thinking for a minute. It is estimated that even if Song Qizhao was happy at that time, he would still have a paralyzed expression.

Even though he was thinking this way, Jiang Chen's heart was really shaken a lot when he saw the old man's words.

After hesitating for a while, he went to ask the old man for advice again.

The man who tied the horse: Old man, did I wait until the day I took the initiative to obediently wait for him on the bed? (つд?)

The old man is over sixty years old: Oh, you brat!Why are you so rigid in terms of emotions? !What are you waiting for in bed? !We must act! ! ! ('Д'*)

The words sent by the old man were full of hatred.

Jiang Chen thought about the old man's words and was puzzled for three seconds, then he suddenly understood.

He tapped the keyboard quickly with his fingers, his face full of excitement.

The man with the horse: ah ah ah ah ah!Father, you mean to let me counterattack, right? ! !

Before the old man could reply after sending out this message, Jiang Chen started typing the next one.

The guy who set up the horse: Counterattack or something sounds good, hahaha~ you really know me, old man, I have to make all the preparations to try it that day, so fun~(*?? ?*)?*

As a result, as soon as he uttered these words, it was like cold water pouring down his head, because the old man's words extinguished all his confidence.

The old man is over sixty years old: Young man, you have to be self-aware, do you think you can counterattack your man?It would be great if you can really counterattack, but if you can't counterattack, do you know what the consequences will be?

The man with the horse: the consequences... QAQ

Thinking that Song Qizhao was taller and stronger than him, stronger than him, and mightier than him, Jiang Chen hesitated.

The old man is over sixty years old: Cheng Zi, have you heard the saying that if you fail to counterattack, you will be fucked?

The man with the horse: ...

The man with the horse: the giant ship of friendship will get water when it says water??????

The old man is over sixty years old: Cheng Zi, don't be angry, what grandpa said is true.

The old man is over sixty years old: Hey, Sao Nian, please remember how much (つд?)

The man who tied the horse: Old man, you didn't ask me to do it!let me on!Let me take the initiative!Let me not be cowardly!

Jiang Chen was very wronged.

The old man felt that Jiang Chen's IQ was really worrying.

The old man is over sixty years old: I meant to let you give you to your man, but I didn't teach you to let you fuck him!Even if you want to fuck your man, weigh yourself...

The man with the horse: ...

Old man, I'm over sixty years old: Hey, I knew you didn't understand.To put it simply, it is to let you take the initiative to seduce your man on the bed, and then satisfy him in various ways.

Jiang Chen shivered.

Seduce Song Qizhao on the bed?Then satisfy him in various ways?

Usually he was almost killed if he didn't seduce, let alone seduce.

There are all kinds of satisfaction, Cheng Zi said that he was afraid, he was cowardly, he didn't want to try.

When they did it, Song Qizhao didn't stop until he cried and begged for mercy?

?? Cherish life, stay away from anger??

Jiang Chen has basically given up on the Qixi Festival plan proposed by the old man now, but he gave up, but the old man did not give up.

The old man is over sixty years old: Oh, Cheng Zi, you usually say how good your man is to you, but now it’s finally such a festival, don’t you want to thank him?I'm afraid your man's heart will drop when he sees this.

Now, Jiang Chen's heart began to stir again.

The man with the horse: Then...then I'll give it a try then? ? ?

The old man is over sixty years old: Oh, look at you, what to try, just go straight!

Jiang Chen: Up again? ! ! (◢д◣)... I, I... I'm a little scared... QAQ

Old man, I'm over sixty years old: What are you afraid of, kid, how about this, grandpa will teach you a good way to keep you dazzled by your man fascination.

Jiang Chen became interested when he saw this.

The man with the horse: what what?What's the best way?

It took 2 minutes for the old man to send a message, but the moment he saw the new message from the old man, Jiang Chen's cheeks blushed.

The specific message content is as follows:

Old man, I'm over sixty years old: In today's society, don't you young people know how to play?What are sailor suits, nurse suits, cat suits, rabbit suits, and a lot of different sexy suits. If you wear a sexy suit and give it to your man, keep him... Orange, do you understand what grandpa said?

I don't understand, I don't understand, Orange doesn't understand.

At this moment, Jiang Chen really completely convinced the old man.

Is this still the upright old man he just met?

The man with the horse: don’t talk about the old man, we need to talk about ideals, talk about life??

The old man was talking excitedly, but he stopped and continued to send messages.

The old man is over sixty years old: Orange, think about it, what will happen when your man sees you wearing a sexy suit?Are you just a little curious?Not looking forward to it at all?

Not to mention, Jiang Chen actually still has a little bit of curiosity and a little bit of anticipation deep in his heart...

The old man continued to send a message.

My old man is over sixty years old: I will tell you secretly, there are a lot of these sexy suits on Taobao, if you have time, go and have a look, there are so many styles, there is always one that suits you (??ω?)??

Jiang Chen's cheeks were flushed, and Boss Song's expression when he stood in front of Song Qizhao wearing this kind of clothes unconsciously appeared in his mind.

Then, the more he thought about it, the more he looked forward to it.

I want to buy... I want to buy... I really want to buy...

The old man was still sending messages, Jiang Chenyy couldn't extricate himself from his imagination, when he came back to his senses, he was almost stunned by the long list of messages.

Sure enough, it is the old man, if you have no integrity, no lower limit, and no three views, just obey him!

Regarding this, in order to make the old man stop, Jiang Chen directly resorted to a big move.

The man with the horse: Hey, old man, it's not like you don't know me, can you imagine my rough and unruly body wearing those clothes?

After this news was sent out, the old man really stopped his frantic sending of news, and after a while, Jiang Chen received another new message from him.

The old man is over sixty years old: Orange, let's have a face-to-face meeting with grandpa.