[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

At this time, Thor is not the great Avenger of the future.

Now he has the flaws that most Asa people have. For example, he looks down on humans; not only does he have no sympathy for the weak, but he has an arrogant and contemptuous attitude; in terms of fairness and justice, he can only be said to be so-so.

Before that, he helped the dwarves catch Loki, not because he felt that there was nothing wrong with Loki deceiving the dwarves, but just from the standpoint of the gods, thinking that Loki's behavior was a bit petty.

"We're not short of that piece of gold, brother."

Saul said in a casual tone: "If it is known that you are taking such a few dwarfs' account, it will be too embarrassing to the Asa protoss."

The dwarves glared at him.

But he still went his own way.

Gall was dealt another serious blow.

"Thor couldn't be like this."

He muttered to himself, "He's an Avenger."

"So what about the Avenger? You haven't seen it with your own eyes before, maybe he was like this in the first place."

Damian asked impatiently: "Didn't you stay in England all the time? How do you know what those superheroes are like in private?"

"But online..."

"There is everything on the Internet, do you believe it all? You don't even have the ability to discern?"

The little wizard was rendered speechless by Damian.

He lowered his head in frustration, snapped his fingers and asked, "Then Captain America and Iron Man aren't that good? And are Superman and Batman that good? Spiderman..."

"Captain America is an opinionated moral template of the 70s, Iron Man is a narcissistic masochist, Superman is an alien with ulterior motives who can turn black at any time; Spider is just the role of the director of a neighborhood committee..."

"Where's Batman?"

Damian replied without hesitation: "A hero who abdicates sooner or later!"

Gal's eyes widened in surprise: "What, sooner or later he will abdicate? You said he is a hero, why do you still say he will abdicate?"

"Because the future belongs to Robin." Damian replied.

Gal looked at him incomprehensibly: "What? Robin?"

Damian plausibly said: "The current Robin is a very powerful character. He will soon replace Batman and become a more powerful existence than all superheroes."

It is said that some brain-dead fans will only have their own idols in their eyes, and treat other existences of the same level as nothing, and even step on them a few times.

Gall felt that he had finally seen it this time.

What was it that made Damian feel...

A second-line assistant-level hero, in the future, can actually replace the existence of Bat Master?

In this regard, Gal has only one sentence: ... You seem to be living in a dream.

Damian glanced at him coldly, without arguing.

After all, the truth that 'the current Robin is Batman's own son, and Batman's career will of course be inherited by him' is not necessary to say everywhere for the time being.

In short, no matter what they discussed, the young Thor did successfully destroy the image of a stalwart hero in Gall's heart.

Of course, he probably didn't care either.

This god, who has the potential of a battle madness, is actively devoting himself to helping the dwarves restore their country.

"Slay the dragon?"

Unlike the fear of others, Thor is eager to try it.

His heroic demeanor suited the dwarves very well.

The dwarves couldn't help but admire him a little.

Although at the beginning, everyone hated this pair of arrogant and contemptuous brothers.

But after getting along for a period of time, Thor's heroic and open-minded style gradually won the respect of the dwarves, and it became a situation of "Loki is hateful, but his brother looks good".

Loki was quite disdainful, but there was a little jealousy in his heart.

He looked down on the dwarves, so naturally he wasn't jealous of Sol's friendship with the dwarves. What he really envied was Sol's seemingly natural popularity. Enemies become friends, and they blend in very quickly.

Out of some unhappiness and subtle psychology, Loki once again made new demands on the dwarves:

"We help you fight, but there are no suitable weapons around. Shouldn't the dwarves who are good at casting show something? Are you going to let us help you fight the dragon with bare hands like this?"

Most of the innocent dwarves showed a guilty look.

Only Dwarf King Sorin stared at Loki with eyes that seemed to see through, and said sarcastically: "You don't have to say that on purpose. Helping us restore the country is what you promised at the beginning. The dwarves don't owe you. Providing weapons is not We have to do it. But you are right, the dwarves never treat their comrades badly, as for weapons, as long as you provide the materials, we can help you make them."

"Will you all use any materials provided? Don't just talk big."

Loki didn't care about being seen through, and continued to ask deliberately to find trouble.

Even knowing what this annoying god is planning...

But the proud dwarves still couldn't help but ticked.

"If you can get it, we can do it," they said firmly.

So, Loki took out a strange metal from Asa God's Domain.

Even in Asa God's Domain, few people can cast this kind of metal into shape, because each casting needs to be tempered thousands of times.

Dwarves know the troubles of this material.

They looked at each other, but stubbornly refused to admit defeat.

Finally, Thorin, the king of the dwarves, stood up again and asked, "What weapon do you want?"

Loki thought for a while and replied, "Two daggers."

The dwarves agreed.

At the same time, in order not to favor one another, they generously asked everyone in the team.

The young Thor hadn't learned how to use weapons at this time, and he basically relied on instinct when fighting.

When asked what kind of weapon he wanted, he just frowned and suggested: "Is there a heavier one? Knives, swords and other things feel light to hold. I use them every time." I'm not used to it."

The dwarves bowed their heads and discussed for a while, then agreed to his request.

On the other end, Damian asked for a long knife; Captain Jack asked for a saber; Legolas had his own elf bow and arrow, so he didn't participate in this activity; Gal thought for a long time, and finally asked for one small dagger.

"As a legal system, I shouldn't have too many opportunities to use weapons."

He said regretfully: "It's a pity that I can't make custom wands. Actually, what I want most is a wand."

Then, the weirdest thing is Bilbo the Hobbit, who wants a frying pan for eggs.

The king of the dwarves thought he was insulted, and almost rushed to fight the hobbit.

Bilbo quickly explained: "Kitchen utensils can make delicious food, and delicious food can help soldiers have a good mood. With a good mood, it will be easier to win the fight with the dragon... Besides, the frying pan can also be used as a weapon. , can hit people, but also can be used as a shield..."

Obviously, his far-fetched answer was a bit darker and darker.

The king of the dwarves, who felt insulted, gave him an incomparably contemptuous look, turned around and left.

Hobbits dare not speak out, but...

"What a great thing."

Bilbo said indignantly in his heart, "There's nothing good to eat, so you'd better all go hungry and go fight the dragon."

Dwarves are fast, and casting is an innate talent for them.

No matter how difficult the materials were, they didn't waste too much time. Except for a few weird requests, they quickly finished this batch of weapons.

Loki and Gall's daggers, Damian's knife, and the captain's sword are all conventional weapons, and they were the first to be completed.

Then, what Thor wanted, the so-called "heavy enough weapon", was a sledgehammer.

At this time, Loki was also surprised to find that not many of the metal materials he provided were used in his own dagger, and most of them were used by the dwarves in the casting of the sledgehammer.

He knew the dwarves had done it on purpose, and was rather resentful of it.

But considering that he got two sharp daggers, and Thor only got a big hammer that a blacksmith would use, he gloated again.

But when Sol picked up the hammer, everyone was surprised.

He and the clumsy hammer fit together beyond everyone's expectations, and, as if he was born with a hammer, he danced vigorously.

Even Damian felt that because of this hammer, Sol's combat effectiveness had been upgraded to a higher level.

If they fight again, he may not win as easily as last time.

Saul was very happy.

Although the young Leishen was proud and innocent by nature, he couldn't help admiring the dwarves when he got such a suitable weapon.

People with real skills are always worthy of respect.

He thanked the dwarves and was willing to admit that they were his good friends.

Loki was even more unhappy.

He kept reminding beside Sol that it was his request for weapons and the casting materials he provided.

He thought that if Thor wanted to thank, he should also thank himself, not the group of vulgar dwarves.

However, Thor just gently patted his younger brother on the shoulder and said, "Loki, of course I know that you are responsible for this. But a king should not compete with his subordinates for credit."

Loki was still unhappy.

But at this time, he is not as rebellious as the future.

Therefore, he directly said in a tone almost coquettish: "I don't intend to compete with the dwarves for credit, I just want to get my brother's gratitude."

Thor couldn't help but smiled brightly and said, "Thank you, Loki."

He lowered his head and kissed his younger brother's forehead lovingly, and stroked his cheek with his hand: "You know, Rocky, do you have that gratitude, you are my favorite, most cherished, and smartest brother."

Loki couldn't help but smile, and the dissatisfaction and resentment in his heart seemed to ease a lot.

He couldn't refuse his brother's overtures, and that bit of unwillingness was once again suppressed in the deepest part of his heart: "Maybe it's also good, the foolish Sol will become king, and the smart I choose to assist him..."

In addition,

Bilbo's pan, too, was a complete shock.

The dwarf king Sorin seems to have intentionally made this pan into a weapon in accordance with the requirements of the hobbits. It has a super high defense like a shield, and the sides of the pan are all sharpened. Think of a sword or an awl that can be used to poke people.

Bilbo, who said he wanted to fight with a frying pan, actually wanted to fry an egg with it: ...

"Do you like your weapon?" Thorin asked with a slight (threatening) smile.

The poor hobbit nodded tearfully: "Yes."

So far, the group of people has achieved the effect of being fully armed, and they are heading towards the lonely mountain in high spirits.

When Dwarf King Sorin saw the mount that Damian was talking about, the black dragon that flew back, he was full of confidence in this restoration operation.

only……

"Is your dragon stunted, or still in its infancy?"

Thorin asked in puzzlement, "Why does he look half the size of Smaug?"

"What? Is Smaug that big?"

Everyone who always thought that the evil dragon was similar to the black dragon looked at him in shock.

Captain Jack was the first to speak: "I think the dragon slaying plan needs a long-term plan."

Gal nodded solemnly in agreement: "It's not good to fight, good kids don't fight."

Damian felt ashamed.

He strode forward, kicking each of these two guys who had retreated when things came to an end: "Let's go!"

On the lonely mountain, Smaug rolled lazily in the sea of ​​gold, silver and jewels, revealing his big belly.

The bright sunlight shone into the palace, it squinted its eyes, hugged a large piece of gold happily, and fell into a deep dream.

Riding a big-horned deer, the elf king who leads the elf army is dressed in silver armor, with a handsome face like a god, and his whole body is shining like the bright moon in the night sky.

He looked at the lonely mountain with a serious expression, and with a slight wave of his hand, the elf archers fired all arrows in an instant!

A few arrows landed on him, and Smaug, who was awakened from his dream, roared angrily and rushed out of the palace.

Captain Jack, who was sitting on the black dragon, glanced at the figure of the evil dragon Smaug, turned around with a forced smile, and made small gestures with his hands: "Well...shall we have a meal first? live, don't you?"

Gal nodded approvingly: "Yes, I kind of want to eat that grilled fish that Bilbo made."

The hobbit raised his head in bewilderment: "But that fish needs to be marinated for seven hours before it tastes good."

"Seven hours?" Gal frowned and said, "Seven hours is not enough, at least ten hours."

"You are enough!"

Damian said angrily.

Thor looked at the battlefield in front of him with bright eyes, holding up his hammer eager to try.

Legolas looked at his Ada worriedly, grabbed the bow and arrow with his backhand, and aimed at the bow and arrow, ready to rescue an elf when it was in crisis.

The dwarves raised their axes without fear.

Thorin Oakenshield cried, "Warriors, don't let us fall behind the long-eared ones, let them see what we dwarves are."

Smaug roared in the air, with sharp white fangs showing from his wide open mouth.

The elves blew the attack horn, which was long and passionate.

Damian raised his knife, ready to face the dragon with no fear.

Captain Jack was helpless, but he didn't seem to have any expression of fear.

He muttered, "This deal is really a loss, I hope the Elven King can pay me enough."

The little wizard looked a little uneasy.

He smiled awkwardly at Jack, admitting sheepishly, "I'm a little scared."

"Well, I'm also scared to death. This is a normal human reaction."

Jack replied without embarrassment: "Some people don't know fear, so they go forward without hesitation; while some people know fear, but can overcome it and face it again. There is no advantage between the two. Bad or bad is a kind of courage.”

Gal, who had been ashamed of his constant timidity, suddenly felt better.

"Captain, will I be like you in the future?"

He stammered longingly and asked: "...It is to become, to become a great identity and status similar to Pirates of the Caribbean."

Obviously, it doesn't matter how many times the captain sells his teammates.

But in the heart of the little wizard, he is still the reliable captain who can appear in time at the critical moment of life and death, worthy of everyone's admiration.

This kind of admiration and trust made Jack, who was always smooth and shrewd, couldn't help but feel his eyes warm.

He grinned emotionally and laughed.

"Actually, you are already a legend, Gal!" the captain said abruptly, looking at the flying dragon Smaug.

Then, he resolutely pulled out the sword at his waist, turned his head and smiled at the little wizard with his trademark indecent smile, his gold teeth were shining brightly, and said loudly, "We are slaying dragons!"

We are slaying dragons!

In a word, Gal's blood boiled instantly.

Every Gryffindor has a dream knight!

(Wait, why do you wizards have such dreams?)

'Justice, Courage and Glory! ' Garmer read, his expression slowly becoming firm.

This little wizard who rolled and acted like a baby in front of his parents seemed to have grown up in an instant.

We are slaying dragons!

Loki, who was also sighing, once again hid his figure.

But this time, it was not to escape, but to stand quietly not far behind Sol, waiting for the battle to come.

"The first rule of dealing with people..."

He thought very philosophically: "With fools, if you don't want to be hated by fools, you have to do something stupid."

The author has something to say: Smaug: Weak and helpless.

I'm just an ordinary dragon...