Be a real Phoenix man

"I've never seen you do this to anyone." Gu Xiaotang paused, pointing to the bouquet of roses on the table, her expression became aggressive: "Do you know what roses mean? You actually want to put on a rose for a man?" Such a rich rose."

"Cousin, do you like him? You hide his one-inch photo. Are you gay..."

When she said the last three words, Gu Xiaotang's tone changed slightly, an unconcealable look of contempt and disgust flashed in her eyes, and then became dazed and lost again, and she took two steps back.

Fang Yibai had a panoramic view of this expression.

He paused slightly, then took a deep breath, and placed the trophy heavily on the table with a "bang".

"Since you finally know, then I won't hide it from you anymore. I am indeed gay." Fang Yibai sneered softly, turned his eyes to the crystal cup beside him, and his eyes became soft again: "I I like him. No, I fell in love with Ye Qingluan."

He said these words slowly and gently, but in Gu Xiaotang's ears, it sounded like thunder.

She frowned fiercely, bit her lower lip tightly, and said a sentence through the gap between her teeth: "You are really gay...Aren't you afraid that people around you will find out and laugh at you?!"

She couldn't understand why Fang Yibai's expression was as calm as usual when he said this, without any fluctuations at all, as if he was talking about what to eat for lunch today.

She couldn't understand it, as if she saw the building collapsed and the giant fell, but her cousin didn't care at all, and even raised the corners of his mouth leisurely.

Why is this happening?

Fang Yibai's parents are both abroad. Since he started school, he was fostered in his aunt's house, elementary school, junior high school, and high school. He didn't leave his aunt's family until he entered Beijing to study at university, worked hard outside, and started his own family.

But before that, Fang Yibai led Gu Xiaotang to grow up together.From childhood to adulthood, he has always been the smartest and most diligent. His grades are praised by his teachers, he is handsome, and he is also loved by his classmates. As long as it is what he wants to do, he can do it brilliantly and perfectly.Fang Yibai like this is like a bright moon hanging in front of the window, she is her only role model.Every time she does something wrong, she will be taught and warned by her mother to learn from her excellent cousin, so that she can grow and become even better.

She's always been trying to do that.Sometimes she would resent that the brilliance of the bright moon was too cold and far away, which put a lot of pressure on her and made her feel even more ashamed standing behind him.She was overwhelmed.

But most of the time, she is sincerely grateful for this bright moon. If it were not for Fang Yibai's invisible urging, she probably would not have the courage to be admitted to her beloved university, to devote herself to her favorite literature major, and to be an editor work.

But today, she suddenly discovered that this bright moon is not perfect, it has extremely ugly scars and depressions behind it!

Gu Xiaotang felt that she had been deceived.So, she unconsciously stared at Fang Yibai with a look of hatred and resentment.

Fang Yibai squinted his eyes: "If you don't tell, who will know?"

"Besides, so what if other people know about it? I don't care." Fang Yibai slightly raised the corner of his mouth, and smiled sarcastically: "It's you. You hate homosexuality?"

Gu Xiaotang was stunned, and the disgust in the corners of his eyes could not help showing: "Is there any normal person who doesn't hate homosexuality? That kind of person is simply a pervert!"

As soon as she blurted out, she saw Fang Yibai's face darken suddenly, and she subconsciously regretted it a little, but then, the uneasiness pouring out of her mouth had all gathered around her mouth, making her unable to vomit. .

Obviously she was the one who noticed Ye Qingluan first, so how can my cousin like him confidently?

Does he also want to turn Ye Qingluan into a homosexual? !

All kinds of annoyance and resentment surged up, and Gu Xiaotang couldn't help blurting out: "Only a pervert like a homosexual would fall in love with a man after meeting him a few times. You are harming him, and you will regret it!"

After Gu Xiaotang put down these words, she only felt delighted. She glanced at Fang Yibai with an unprecedented provocative expression, bent her lips and smiled, and slammed the door out.

She is going to see Ye Qingluan now, and tell him that her cousin is plotting against him, so stay away from him!

At this time, Ye Qingluan was facing an extremely tangled choice.

Jiang Tao, who promised him not to disturb him during the game, finally visited today, and made a very "excessive" request - he wanted Ye Qingluan to go to the fire brigade with him!

He wanted Ye Qingluan to follow the firefighters to put out the fire, and he wanted to see for himself how Ye Qingluan's tail put out the fire!

This person's thinking is simply terrifying... Ye Qingluan really didn't want to agree to him.

Jiang Tao is still eloquent: "I promised you not to come to you for three months, why, you don't agree to such a small request now? How can it be done, I am your personal doctor! Don't you Listen to me, how can I do research, how do I know what's going on with your tail? Ye Qingluan, you can't be ungrateful and tear down bridges. Have you forgotten who made your awakening helmet for you!"

Although he hadn't come in the past three months, Ye Qingluan was obedient anyway, and obediently recorded the wake-up time of the wake-up helmet and passed it on to him.

The records show that the wake-up rate of the wake-up helmet is as high as 90%, and the punctuality rate is also as high as 70%, with a maximum error of 2 to 5 hours, which seems to be related to Ye Qingluan's exhaustion.

But this is already very good, much better than Ye Qingluan sleeping for two or three days in the past.

According to Ye Qingluan's text message, thanks to this helmet, he did not delay writing.

Jiang Tao plans to improve it when he has time, but at this moment, he just wants to use this as a bargaining chip to blackmail Ye Qingluan!

Seeing that Ye Qingluan was still hesitating, Jiang Tao curled his lips, and immediately changed his expression, "Qingluan, you don't know how bored I have been for the past three months, I think about you every day thinking about how it ignited such a big fire, I scratched my heart and lungs, now that I finally see it, how can you not let me get close to it?"

He put on a pitiful face while talking, his voice was deliberately pinched, soft and thin, and Ye Qingluan's tail could be heard shaking three times.

Jiang Tao was right, but how could he go out with the fire brigade to put out the fire? !

Not to mention whether the tail can burst out with such amazing power again and again, even if he could, when he saw the sky full of flames, he spread his tail feathers and rushed to save the fire, wouldn't it be necessary to expose this tail to everyone's eyes Is it under?

He couldn't imagine such a scene.The stakes are too great.

Ye Qingluan tried his best to shield Jiang Tao's pleading eyes, and shook his head seriously: "Doctor Jiang, although I really want to cooperate with you, this proposal is too dangerous. You also said that you can't tell anyone about the tail, you It’s okay to let me fight the fire, but what if the tail is exposed and others can see it?”

Jiang Tao choked for a while, and said unwillingly: "Then you should be careful, don't you still have the invisibility helmet I gave you, you can take the helmet to the fire scene, and take it off when you arrive..."

Before he finished speaking, Ye Qingluan shook his head again: "No, as long as you show your tail outside, there is a risk of being discovered. Doctor Jiang, I really can't promise you."

Jiang Tao scratched the back of his head depressedly, and stomped his feet angrily.But after turning around, his expression became full again: "If you don't go to the fire brigade, then go to the zoo! Let's go to the zoo to see birds!"

Ye Qingluan: ...

Ye Qingluan was speechless, but Jiang Tao seemed to be inspired and chattered endlessly: "What, there are so many birds in the zoo, maybe there will be descendants of your relatives? You go to the zoo and ask those birds to see Look, there might be a bird that recognizes you and greets you? Then you will know what kind of bird you are."

Jiang Tao spoke very seriously.

Ever since he read "Shan Hai Jing" during his hospitalization, he felt that his eyes had been opened. It turns out that there are no animals in this world. Strange beast, Ye Qingluan, with a human head and a phoenix tail, might be some kind of bird mutant?

He has been searching for various poultry databases in the world some time ago, trying to find some clues, but the key is that it is not easy to operate. Although he has detailed data of Ye Qingluan, such as brain wave frequency data and tail feather composition analysis data, he The information I found did not record the brain waves of animals.Even if there were, they were pitifully rare, and he didn't find any similarities between the brain waves of those ostriches in the ancient Egyptian desert and those of Ye Qingluan.

He was also drunk, so why didn't anyone think of doing brain wave tests on peacocks and mandarin ducks?

Jiang Tao beat his chest and stamped his feet for a long time.After thinking about it for a few days, he felt that he had to do it himself.In addition, Ye Qingluan had to be called when measuring the data. It is unknown if the magnetic field carried by Ye Qingluan resonates wonderfully with which kind of bird.

Ye Qingluan was very helpless when he heard that, with a sad face.

Will he have offspring in the zoo?Will any bird know him?Say hello to him? ?This is just crazy...

As soon as he pursed his lips and wanted to refuse, Jiang Tao came over to look at him eagerly, and repeated his big reasoning several times, which made Ye Qingluan have a splitting headache.

"Okay, okay, just listen to Dr. Jiang once." Ye Qingluan silently turned around and glanced at his quiet tail feathers, suddenly felt a strange feeling.

It seems that I have really become a male peacock, and I will spread my wings and spread my tail to recognize my ancestors and return to my ancestors.

This world is too scary.