That narcissus flower is perfect

The two rushed into the shopping mall all the way, and went straight to the bathroom.The water in the glass jar swayed back and forth, and the little narcissus swayed even more. Yu Yue felt hairy and asked nervously, "So... what's going on?"

Yu Tian shouted, "He...he's coming out soon!"

The restroom in the shopping mall is in the circular hall in the middle. When Yu Yue was running, he suddenly saw two familiar figures, and his nerves tensed immediately.He bumped Yu Tian's arm, motioning him to take it easy.

Yu Tian followed his gaze and also saw the person opposite. Unexpectedly, this [-] raised his arms and shouted: "Hey, Yu Yue's mother, your grandson!"

Mother Yu and Aunt Zhou were together and immediately spotted them.Mother Yu asked, "Where is where?"

Yu Yue vomited blood by Yu Tiantian, hurriedly dragged him into the bathroom by his arm, found a cubicle and got in, cursing in a low voice: "I'm going to be killed by you, if Little Narcissus doesn't turn into a human, I will I will get you to be my mother's grandson!"

Yu Tian snorted, "That's incest."

The glass tank was placed on the toilet seat, and the water in it kept shaking, gradually bubbling up, as if it was about to boil.

Yu Yue touched the tank wall, the temperature is normal, but the bubbles are getting bigger and bigger, and the water in the tank is decreasing at a speed visible to the naked eye: "This... what's going on?"

Yu Tian: "Gather strength, hurry up, add water."

Yu Yue ran out sneakily, poured out the hand sanitizer on the sink, filled the bottle with water, and kept pouring it into the tank.

At this moment, there was a sound of hurried footsteps and her mother's voice. Yu Yue was frightened, threw the bottle into the trash can, turned around and ran to the cubicle.

"Stinky boy, why are you running?" Mother Yu rushed in recklessly, startling the young men who were urinating outside, and all hurried to pull up their pants.Mother Yu waved her hand indifferently, "Go ahead, I'll catch my son."

"Come out! Come out!" Mother Yu knocked on the door, and Aunt Zhou was helping him, telling them to get out quickly.

Yu Yue huddled in the cubicle, clasped his hands anxiously, prayed for Little Narcissus to come out quickly, and gave Yu Tian a vicious look: "You brought it on!"

Yu Tian shrugged his shoulders and shrank in the corner, being scolded into silence by him.

The knocking on the door continued, and Yu Yue wailed helplessly: "Mom, you go out with Aunt Zhou first, I'm still not well."

"Fart, as an old lady, don't you know how long it will take you to poop?"

"Mom, as an educator, how can you be so vulgar?"

"Don't worry about it, come out quickly. And is Xiao Xiao with you? What are you two doing hiding in during the daytime?"

"It really didn't do anything good!"

Yu Yue gave Yu Angel a wink, Yu Tian understood, and quietly turned the button on the door, quickly ran out and closed the door again, Yu Yue quickly locked the door from the inside.

Mother Yu: "What is he doing in there?"

"I can't tell." Yu Tian shook his head, grabbed one of them with one hand, and invited the two middle-aged women out of the bathroom.

The noisy people's voices were far away, and the onion in the glass jar suddenly became bigger and bigger. As it continued to grow, the purple-brown skin of the onion was broken.Slowly, the onion grew to almost the size of the glass jar, and if it grew longer, it would crush the glass jar. Yu Yue hurriedly took it out.

The onion on the palm of the hand seemed to have life force, it kept twisting in the palm, and it became heavier and heavier. Suddenly, there was a soft "poof", a little pink foot broke through the outer skin, and curled up its toes Stretched out, dangling gently in front of Yu Yue's eyes.

outside the bathroom.

Yu's mother anxiously stared at the bathroom door to prevent Yu Yue from slipping away.She kept asking: "Didn't it mean that my grandson is doing this, man?"

After Yu Tian turned his head and looked at it, he said confidently, "It will be fine soon."

"What do you mean?" Yu's mother was panted by him anxiously, "Last time you said that the due date is still a few months away, why are you having a baby so soon?"

The time is not right at all.

Mother of Yu: "You wouldn't team up with Yu Yue to lie to me, would you?"

Yu Tian didn't dare to say that the child was born by him, and was so anxious that he didn't know what to do. From the corner of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of Yu Yue running out in a hurry, holding a child who was all pink and tender in his arms.

"Ah—" Mother Yu suddenly yelled, "Is this my grandson?"

Before Yu Yue could speak, the weight on his arms was gone, and the child had already been hugged by his mother.

"Oh, my dear grandson, it's the first time grandma sees you after you've grown up so much." While shaking the child, Mother Yu gave Yu Yue a dissatisfied look, "The child is already so old, how can you Never mentioned it to me?"

Yu Yue smiled and touched his head, but didn't dare to say anything.He also didn't expect that Little Narcissus would grow up to be so big, about the same as a normal human child in two or three months.

Last time, the child's matter became Yu's mother's heart disease. This time, she looked at it carefully. From the eyebrows, eyes, nose, and mouth, she compared it with Yu Yue when she was a child, and she even talked with Aunt Zhou. After discussing it again, I was relieved.

The little guy and Yu Yue were carved out of the same mold, and this time they must be right.

Aunt Zhou was so envious, she took several photos with her mobile phone and sent them to Zhou Xian, sighing and nagging: "This child is so beautiful, exactly the same as Yu Yue when he was a child. My family Zhou Xian can have a child, I am happy even if I close my eyes."

Yu's mother waved her hand modestly: "Where is it, your Zhou Xian's child must be better-looking than Yu Yue's."

Yu Yue glanced at Yu Tian guiltily, and sure enough, he saw his darkened face, as if saying "wasting my genes".He quickly held Yu Tian's hand and squeezed it flatteringly.

The child is a gold medal for avoiding death. Yu's mother used to be picky about Yu Yueheng, but now she has no such skill at all. All her attention is attracted by the child, and all her words are related to the child, such as why the child He didn't tell her at such an age, why did he lie last time, did he choose the child's name, why did he go out with his butt naked, etc. Yu Yue's head was getting bigger, and he had to answer each one honestly.

Afraid of trouble, Yu Tian ran to the front early, took off the beautiful clothes when he saw them, and gestured to himself one by one.

While his mother wasn't paying attention, Yu Yue secretly murmured to Yu Tian, ​​"What are you gesticulating, do you wear it?"

Yu Tian snorted, hid the clothes behind his back, determined to buy them.

Mother Yu was very happy. She was smiling when she swiped her card. She kept buying big and small bags. She also prepared cribs, strollers and the like. The trunk couldn’t fit, so she called a delivery truck and delivered them all the way home. .

The delivery workers moved things into the house, and one of the secondary bedrooms was already filled with things, and the new ones could only be placed in the living room.

Mother of Yu looked at the crowded two-bedroom and one-living room, and was unhappy. She glanced at the cute child in her arms, and sighed, "This is not a place for people to live."

Yu Yue dragged his voice helplessly: "Am I not a human anymore?"

Mother Yu immediately gave him a blank look: "How can you compare with children?"

Yu Yue was heartbroken: "Then what do you say?"

"Isn't there a vacant set on the second ring road, or you can move there first, and I'll buy you what you need. It's too much for the child to be crowded in this crappy place." Mother Yu looked at the little thing in her arms, The more I looked at it, the more distressed I became, and I choked up with sobs, "My baby is so pitiful. I lost my mother at such a young age. If I don't help you, what kind of good life can he have with your unworthy father?"

Yu Yue secretly glanced at Yu Tian, ​​and interrupted: "Mom, be careful what you say, why do you look like he's dead?"

Yu's mother said: "The child is with you, do you still want to meet his mother? Then you let Xiao Xiao stand in the middle, is it embarrassing or embarrassing?"

Yu Yue: "..."

Yu's mother rushed to the sky and waved: "Younger, come here."

Yu Tian couldn't figure out the way, and walked slowly to Yu's mother and sat down, lowering his head and putting on an honest look.

Yu's mother held the child in one hand, grabbed Yu Tian's hand with the other, and sighed: "Such a handsome young man, I have wronged you by following my son."

Yu Tian shook his head: "I'm not wronged."

"You don't need to speak nice words to him. I know the virtues of my own son very well." Yu's mother only thought that he was defending her son, and quickly patted the back of his hand, grabbed his hand and pressed it on the back of the child's hand , said softly, "Yu Yue has his own child, but you don't. I really feel sorry for you."

Yu Tian let out a "huh", hesitated for two seconds, and finally chose to remain silent.

Yu Yue stood by the coffee table with a dazed expression, like an outsider, who was despised by his mother for being worthless, opening and closing his mouth was to wrong others.

Yu Yue: "Mom, I am your own."

Mother of Yu: "Shut up, you were born to collect debts."

Yu's mother sighed, thanking Yu Tian for his tolerance and understanding, Yu Yue stood aside speechless, his eyes almost rolled to the sky.A few hours ago, this kid had knocked over the jar of vinegar, and when he got in front of his mother, he had an honest look on his face, clearly he was watching someone order dishes.

Yu's mother: "Don't worry, if someone wants to give birth to you in the future, Auntie will definitely not stop you and make you suffer."

Yu Yue: "...Mom, if you don't leave, I'll show you crazy."

This mess, isn't it trying to tear him apart from the sky?

After finally sending Yu's mother away, Yu Yue stopped the person who was about to enter the bedroom: "Tell me, are you wronged by following me?"

"Listen to you." Yu Tian/give him a wink, push him towards the bed, and grope down his lower back dishonestly.