That narcissus flower is perfect

Inhale, exhale, inhale again.

Yu Yue calmed down and went upstairs quickly. The body of the spicy beef noodle was still lying on the threshold. He resigned himself to cleaning up and ran into the kitchen. Lying down in the sink, let the rushing water hit him.

The footsteps startled Narcissus.

Narcissus's eyes showed a slit, and he whistled towards the expressionless man, and a leaf lifted slightly: "Help me up."

The corner of Yu Yue's mouth twitched: "..."

He can guarantee that if this thing grows legs, it will definitely kick its legs at him in shock.

After not seeing the man move for a long time, Narcissus gave him a displeased look: "Quick, wash me, it's dirty."

Yu Yue clenched the instruction manual in his hand, and really wanted to give him a good beating. Seeing the narcissus fart, he was upset.But the administrator warned him on the phone just now, that Narcissus is weak, so he needs to be pampered, coaxed and followed by him, neither hot nor cold, and serve him strictly according to the rules and regulations in the instruction manual.

Yu Yue couldn't help asking: "Can I return the product?"

The administrator said: "In principle, it is not possible. If you really need it, you can contact my Ministry of Justice."

Yu Yue: "..."

He just bought a boyfriend, he is clearly an ancestor!

"Don't you think it's dirty?" Looking across the dish soap on the window sill, Yu Yue put the instruction manual into his pants pocket, turned off the faucet, and lifted him up with a big hand.

Narcissus clasped her hands in front of her chest, with a frightened face: "Rogue."

The muscles on Yu Yue's cheeks trembled, and he almost bit his tongue. He lifted the narcissus to the mouth of the detergent bottle, and pressed his thumb on the pump. face.

Narcissus: "Hmm~"

It's cool, smooth, and comfortable, but it's a bit spicy.

The whole head of garlic was almost covered with oil stains. Yu Yue resisted the goosebumps coming out of his body, rubbed his fingers randomly a few times, turned on the faucet, rinsed him off quickly, and then put him on the cooking table as if disgusted.

Although this magical narcissus can talk, its hand feel is no different from other plants, but Yu Yue always has some psychological barriers, and feels hairy whenever he touches him.

Narcissus was clean, and her mood improved a lot, Ye Zi pointed downstairs: "Move my house up."

WTF?Yu Yue was confused.

Narcissus: "My water tank."

Yu Yue sighed, resigned himself to his fate and ran downstairs, only to find that the trunk was half open, the lock was broken.Yep, it costs money again.

After moving the transparent glass jar upstairs and putting it on the cooking table, Yu Yue thought it was nothing to do with him, but unexpectedly the Narcissus stretched out two leaves towards him: "Hold me."

Yu Yue was shocked: "What are you doing?"

Narcissus: "Go to the tank."

Yu Yue: "..."

Grabbing two leaves, he pressed the narcissus into the tank, quickly poured a large tank of water, and instantly submerged his leaves.

Narcissus was so choked that he hiccupped and whimpered, "Too much, too much..."

Yu Yue pretended not to hear, hugged the water tank and threw him on the balcony - such a thing forced him, if everything was done according to his request, he wouldn't be able to sleep tonight.

After closing the glass door on the balcony, the sound was immediately cut off. Yu Yue stretched his waist, went into the bathroom to wash off the stinky sweat all over his body, packed up and prepared to go to bed. It's almost broken.

After entering the bedroom, he muttered, looking at the succulents and cacti on the bedside table, he always felt uneasy.That narcissus can talk, and these two pots were also brought from the "boyfriend" flower shop. They are all the same kind of narcissus, so they can also run and jump, right?

Just in case, Yu Yue picked up the two flower pots, threw them on the balcony, closed the door behind his back and locked it, and then let out a long breath.

It can be regarded as stopped now.

on the balcony.

The Narcissus straightened its two leaves and hung it in a cross-hung posture over the mouth of the water tank. While spitting out drops of water while rolling its eyes, it scolded Yu Yue in its heart.

Just now, Suo Suo was still enjoying the warm atmosphere in the room, and suddenly he was sent to the cold balcony by the owner, and he felt anxious until he saw Narcissus, he was relieved, and asked curiously: "Narcissus Narcissus, how did you find us? "

General Zhu said angrily: "It must be him who made the master angry and caused us to suffer."

Facing General Zhu's complaint, Narcissus stretched out its leaves, got a few drops of water from the tank, and flicked it on his face unceremoniously, then turned his head and said to Suo Rou calmly: "Although your master didn't carry me upstairs, you did Leave me a message."

Suo Rou opened his eyes wide curiously: "What message?"

Narcissus showed a mysterious smile: "The secret must not be revealed."

In fact, he jumped up one step at a time, and when he knocked on the door of Room 201, he almost jumped in. Fortunately, he found something wrong in time, controlled Yuan Dundun's body dangerously, and hid in the corner of the wall, so that he was not caught. Stupid humans find out.

Fortunately, Yu Yue lives in 202. If he lived on the fifth floor, Narcissus swears, he will call the administrator later and sue this man for neglecting him.

Suo Rou worshiped Narcissus more and more, and Jiang Zhu was dissatisfied: "Don't be fooled by him."

Suo Rou said softly: "Zhu Zhu, don't do this."

General Zhu snorted coldly.

The narcissus is bathed in the silver moonlight, sucking the cool air coming in from the window, stretching its leaves comfortably.The quiet night made his hearing extremely sharp, and the sound of a man's steady breathing came from the bedroom not far away.

Narcissus jumped from the water tank to the ground: "I'm going to go in and sleep."

General Zhu looked coldly at the locked glass door: "Did you fly over with long arms?"

Narcissus ignored his provocation, straightened the leaves, pushed the water tank forward a few centimeters, followed by a step forward, just like that, pushed and jumped, and moved under the bedroom window after a while.

Suo Rou widened his eyes in admiration: "Narcissus Narcissus, you are really amazing."

Narcissus nodded flatly: "Come here and give me a hand."

Suo Rou struggled to pull the soles of his feet out of the soil, and jumped towards him. Jiang Zhu had no choice but to follow, leaving two traces of soil on the floor along the way.

The three plants worked together, using both hands and feet, to push the water tank up to the window edge, then laboriously transported it to the bed, lifted the quilt, and placed the water tank next to Yu Yue's head.

Suo Rou asked curiously, "Narcissus Narcissus, why are you sleeping here?"

Narcissus said: "As a responsible boyfriend, I have an obligation to sleep with him."

Succulent Star Eyes: What a man, what a man!

As a reward for helping Narcissus, with Narcissus' special approval, Suorou leaned against the General's Column, closed his eyes in the corner of the bedroom, and fell into a deep sleep.

The narcissus jumped into the water tank, and the splashed water hit Yu Yue's face. Yu Yue pouted, turned his head and continued to sleep, showing no sign of waking up.Looking at this unsuspecting man, Narcissus felt bitter. Can such an incomprehensible human being really take care of him?

He also wanted to be a beautiful little prince.

Grabbing a corner of the quilt, sucking out the excess water in the water tank, Narcissus pulled the pillow towel over her body, buried her round body in the running water, closed her eyes and adjusted her posture, but she slept very restlessly—the running water was too It was hard, and his back hurt so badly.

Narcissus was thinking silently in his heart that tomorrow he must ask a man to replace him with sweet mineral water - only clear and soft water can warm and nourish his white and tender skin, so that he will bloom the most beautiful flowers in the next spring.

Yu Yue hadn't wet the bed for many years. After his mother strictly ordered him to wash the wet sheets by himself, he didn't dare to drink water before going to bed at night.So when he was dazed in the morning and unconsciously touched the wet sheet with his palm, his first reaction was——

Damn, do you want to wash the sheets again?

With the mentality of "wash it, just wash it", Yu Yue lay on the bed and didn't want to get up.It was only after a while that I realized something was wrong—the pee was too far in front, right next to the head.

Before he could turn his head around, his fingers touched something cold, round, like a jar.

Yu Yue woke up completely with fright, got up and sat on the bed, staring blankly at the half-fallen water tank next to the pillow. Narcissus is lying in the water and sleeping soundly.

Yu Yue collapsed, who will tell him when this thing crawled into his bed!superior!Come!of!

"Get up!" Yu Yue shaved his chicken coop-like hair irritably, grabbed the leaves and pulled the narcissus out of the tank.

Narcissus woke up suddenly, her body shook violently in the air, and she whimpered in pain from her wide open mouth: "It hurts, hurts..."

Yu Yue felt a sudden wetness in his palm, two small holes appeared from the round body of this little thing, something like "tears" squeezed out of the hole, he sighed, put the narcissus Back into the tank, got off the bed with the tank in his arms, put the tank on the corner of the wall, fiddled with Narcissus's head to make him turn around, and said stiffly: "Stay well, face the wall and think about it."

Narcissus embraced the two leaves in front of her chest, and sat down on the bottom of the vat with a "hum", feeling angry.

Such a big movement directly woke up the two plants huddled in the corner on the other side.

Suo Suo shivered in fear, and tightened his buttocks tightly, making the whole body look smaller.General Zhu was fearless, seeing Narcissus being scolded, he was very happy, and made faces at him unscrupulously.

As soon as Yu Yue turned around, he saw several holes in the prickly cactus, big and small. He didn't know what was wrong. He broke out in a cold sweat and asked in surprise, "What are you doing?"

General Zhu froze suddenly, with a dull expression on his face.

A low voice came from Suo Suo: "Master, master, he is making faces."

"..." Yu Yue looked at the soil on the ground, then at the wide-open window, and couldn't help but touch his forehead. It turns out that these two guys can also talk about running. He pointed directly at the position of Narcissus, and said to the general, " You, also face the wall and think about the past."

General Zhu wanted to pretend to be dead, but under Yu Yue's serious expression, he had to jump forward tentatively. Seeing that Yu Yue was not frightened, he jumped all the way to the side of the water tank, side by side with the narcissus, leaving two Backs of different heights.

Suo Rou looked at Yu Yue cautiously, and said softly: "Master, am I also punished to stand?"

When Yu Yue heard such a gentle and pitiful voice, his heart softened immediately, and he smiled slightly: "No need."

Succulent: "Thank you dad (?????)"

Yu Yue: "!"

Hmm~ It's not bad to be called daddy by a plant.