That narcissus flower is perfect

Yu Yue was born as a not very particular person, he just got by, after falling out with his mother and being thrown into this broken apartment, his life became even rougher, he didn't pay much attention to anything.But there was only one thing that stuck in his throat——

He can't stand bald men.

In his impression, the bald man has always had a shiny head and a slovenly appearance. Sitting on the sofa while eating watermelon while picking his feet, he has no image at all.This probably has something to do with his childhood memories, but he no longer wants to think about it.

At this moment, the only difference between the bald man standing in front of him and the bald man is that the hair on the bald man can still grow back after a long time.But before he grows out, he has to endure such a person living under the same roof as himself, which is simply torture!

Narcissus directly pushed him away and entered the room, Yu Yue woke up from the shock, followed closely behind his buttocks, and asked distractedly, "Why are you shaving your head?"

Narcissus stopped in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror, Yu Yue staggered and stood on tiptoe, barely standing still, without bumping into him: "Tell me about this bald head... this bald head..."

He stuttered, unable to explain why.

Narcissus looked at the huge mirror, rubbed her bare scalp over and over again, and said in a muffled voice, "Didn't you want to cut your hair, and you're not happy after it's done?"

Yu Yue: "..."

He said to cut his hair, but he didn't say to shave his head. Why is this kid so wronged!

Narcissus: "Do you want to touch it?"

Yu Yue shook his head violently, he would get goosebumps just thinking about the tactile sensation brought by the contact between his bald head and his palm.

Narcissus stared coldly at the person in the mirror, and pursed her lips: "You are not happy, but I am happy."

Yu Yue: "..."

Could it be that the rebellious period of youth was premature?

After shaving her head, Narcissus seemed to have opened up the two veins of Ren and Du, and instantly learned the peerless martial arts that could break Yu Yue's nerves.As long as he walked around in front of Yu Yue twice with his bald head on his head, he could make him look as pale as if he was constipated.

After mastering Yu Yue's weakness, Narcissus can vigorously swing in front of him——

While Yu Yue was watching TV, he sat silently aside.

Yu Yue went to cook, but he just stood in the kitchen without saying a word.

When Yu Yue went to the bathroom, he stood in front of the glass door like a door god.

Yu Yue opened the door and saw his shiny forehead. He frowned and almost slapped him on the forehead. He gritted his teeth unbearably and said, "How long are you going to make trouble?"

Narcissus stared at him a few times with her neck up, turned her head into the bedroom without saying a word, and slammed the door with a "bang".

Yu Yue breathed a sigh of relief, hurriedly slipped into the living room, crouched in a corner and muttered, "Tell me, what's wrong with him?"

Zhu Zhu whispered: "Princess disease."

Rourou turned to look at him, and he immediately shut his mouth and shook his head.

Yu Yue couldn't figure out the twists and turns here, walked out the door lightly, leaned against the corner and called the administrator.

"What...you cut him! Head! Hair!"

The administrator's voice could only be described as a roar. Yu Yue's eardrums were almost burst by him, and he said helplessly, "Why don't you just cut your hair, what's so great about it? It's not like I shaved his head bald."

"You're still reasonable! If it's you, how would you feel if someone cut your dick!"

"I didn't cut him..." Yu Yuemeng momentarily lost his mind, and said in surprise, "Wait a minute, where did you say you cut it? Could it be that his penis is growing on his forehead..."

"Shut up, you!" the administrator continued to yell at him hoarsely, "I'm just making an analogy, a metaphor, a rhetorical technique, understand? Don't even think about it, how narcissistic that guy is, his hair is his lifeblood, How dare you touch his life, it's good if he didn't take your life."

"It's not that serious, is it?" Yu Yue was startled by him for a moment: "Then what should we do now?"

"What should I do?" The administrator sneered, "You can ask for more blessings."

Snapped--

After hanging up the phone, Yu Yue went back to the house with a dazed expression on his face. When he walked to the bedroom, Narcissus had already consciously lay down, with his arms draped over the quilt, and the quilt was pulled over his cheeks, revealing only the top of his head.

In the past, he had to be coaxed by himself before he would sleep, but today it was so weird that it made his heart shudder.

Feeling guilty, Yu Yue climbed onto the bed, lifted the quilt and got in, stretched out his fingers and poked Narcissus's shoulder lightly.

Narcissus opened her eyes and rolled her eyes at him, then turned her butt towards him.

Yu Yue was a little embarrassed, resisted the psychological discomfort, opened his palm to touch his bald head, quickly withdrew his hand, and complimented hypocritically: "This is also very pretty. Think about it, it turns out that the hair is so long. Your beauty is blocked, now this can show how beautiful you are, right?"

Narcissus shivered a bit, and finally turned toward him.

Yu Yue suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that the flattery was in the right place.

Narcissus stared at him with wide eyes: "Do you look good with a bald head?"

Yu Yue bared his teeth in a hurry and smirked at him: "Of course, he's too handsome to have any friends."

"Oh." Narcissus uttered a syllable expressionlessly, closed his eyes slowly, and said nothing more.

Yu Yue restrained his expression embarrassingly, turned off the bedside lamp, and retracted into the quilt resentfully, feeling very irritable, always feeling that he had made a mistake.But it's just a few hairs, what's the point?

After tossing and turning on the bed for more than half an hour, Yu Yue finally let out a steady breathing sound.

In the dark room, only moonlight shines in through the windows.

The quilt was suddenly lifted into a small bag, and the little thing that had been lying on the bed got up, landed on the ground with bare feet, and went straight to the kitchen.

Zhuzhu was sleeping in a daze, when he heard light footsteps suddenly, he opened his eyes to look, and was so frightened that he retracted the stab into his body, and suffered serious internal injuries——he actually saw that narcissist take I rushed the scissors into the bedroom!

After a while, the sound of "click, click" came from the bedroom. Zhu Zhu's scalp was numb, and he pushed the thorns out of his body one by one in pain, trembling all over.

Is the narcissus going to murder its master?

Yu Yue felt very satisfied after having a good night's sleep last night and not even getting up to go to the bathroom halfway through.Stretching, he got up from the bed, walked to the sink and stood still, squeezed toothpaste and opened his eyes.

Two seconds later, there was a howl like a pig being killed in the bathroom.

Narcissus suddenly opened her eyes, jumped up, clutched the quilt tightly with both hands, and the man who rushed in laughed, "Morning."