That narcissus flower is perfect

"What do you think you want this thing for? Can it be eaten as food or as water?" Coming out of the mother and baby store, Yu Yue stared at the baby bottle in Narcissus's arms with displeasure. Such a small glass bottle with a pacifier costs more than 100 yuan, which is worth a week of instant noodles for him.

Yu Yue was very upset, and looked down at the bag in his hand, feeling very helpless.Originally, it was good to buy only one set of clothes, but he had to change and wash him. In the end, he swiped his credit card and had to wait for this month's salary to be paid before filling the hole.

"I like it." Narcissus bit the pacifier, happily lay on Yu Yue's shoulder, and sucked the pacifier loudly.

Yu Yue put him into the basket of the trolley, and saw that he was so excited holding the bottle that a layer of cold sweat suddenly broke out on his body. He looked around, but there was no one around, so he quickly leaned over and asked in a low voice: "What are you talking about?" Let me be honest, do you subconsciously like women?"

Narcissus took a sip of the empty milk bottle: "What is subconsciousness?"

"...Forget it, pretend I didn't ask." Anyway, I don't know how many days the child can stay at home, maybe he can't stand it after a while, and then send him back to the administrator?

Pushing the trolley down to the basement level, Yu Yue was going to buy some vegetables to improve his taste.Suddenly, he remembered something, and quickly asked: "You have become a human now, can you grow up just by drinking water?"

Narcissus opened a pair of big innocent eyes, looked at him eagerly, and shook his head: "I still want to eat something delicious."

"Didn't lie to me?"

"no!"

"Okay, I'll trust you this time."

Anyway, he is still a human being now, and he must be malnourished if he only drinks water. After thinking about it carefully, Yu Yue counted the banknotes in his wallet while adding eggs, milk powder, baby food, and food to the trolley. Bibs... the empty trolley is half stuffed.

From the food area to the play area, I saw that the remote control car was good, so I quickly bought one for him.The water gun is also very fun, boys like it, so let's have one too.There are also paint boxes for painting, children's artistic cells must be cultivated from an early age...

Yu Yue was so busy that he packed the trolley to the brim in just half an hour.Now it's finally alive.

The sleeve was suddenly grabbed by Narcissus, and it shook slightly: "I like that."

Yu Yue looked in the direction of his finger, and frowned fiercely: "No way!"

Your sister, I've been bleeding heavily to pick toys for you for a long time, and you actually fell in love with a pink Barbie doll?

Pushing the cart to the cashier, Yu Yue pondered, he must be educated and educated after returning home, his aesthetic trend is not right, sooner or later he will grow crooked.

The beautiful toy he was thinking of was missing, and Narcissus was in a very depressed mood. After getting into the car, he hugged his seat belt and didn't speak. Yu Yue teased him twice, but he just hummed softly, turned his head away, Looking at the rapidly receding scenery outside the car window, he pretended not to hear what he said.

For such a willful little thing, you have to twist his awkward temper from a young age, or you won't be able to ride on his head when you grow up?

Yu Yue didn't care what kind of temper he was having, anyway, children have poor memory and forget everything when they wake up.

But it seems that I have to buy a child seat, and I always let him sit in the passenger seat. What if I don't grasp it firmly one day and an accident happens?

Parking the car on the green belt, Yu Yue went upstairs with a huge plastic bag in one hand and a narcissus in the other. Feeling a bit strenuous, he sighed and thought helplessly that it seemed that he had to train his muscles well.

After Narcissus became a human, he became less honest. He used to automatically lie down in the water tank to sleep after dark, but now he needs someone to coax him.

Yu Yue was so sleepy that his eyelids were twitching, he leaned crookedly on the head of the bed, and patted Narcissus's belly with his palms. Stamping around in the air, he raised the milk bottle in front of him and shouted: "I want to drink milk."

Children's stomachs are round after eating, but Narcissus's stomach has no flesh.After being busy all day today, I drank tap water at the flower shop, and then ran around with him, probably really hungry.

Resigned to his fate, Yu Yue climbed out of bed and tore open the packaging bag. The price of such a small bag of milk powder is not cheap.I put a spoonful of milk powder stingily, and felt that it was almost enough. I poured half a cup of hot water and shook it. When I walked to the door of the bedroom, I felt that it was too thin, so I had to go back and add two more spoonfuls.

Narcissus ate and drank enough, finally stopped making noise, and fell asleep after a while.

Yu Yue took out a piece of paper to wipe off the milk stains from the corner of his mouth, ran to the kitchen to clean the bottle, then stretched himself onto the bed and covered his head in the pillow.Before falling into a deep sleep, the last thought was that being single and raising a baby was as tiring as a dog, and he didn't even have the energy to masturbate.

Alas, with a boyfriend, I'm still lonely ~ lonely ~ ah ~

Before Narcissus transformed, Yu Yue didn't worry about him at all. He put the water tank on the balcony at a fixed location every day, let him bask in the sun, and moved him home after get off work. It broke his heart.

Anyway, the little guy can't walk yet, crawling around at home, if he touches the socket or something, it's too dangerous.

In order to appease the lively and restless people, Yu Yue made a compromise. On the way home from get off work, he bought Narcissus, the Barbie doll that he had been talking about for several days, and dangled it in front of him like a treasure.Narcissus immediately smiled, slapped her hands excitedly and opened her mouth wide, Yu Yue's expression changed: "Don't move."

Narcissus sat on the ground in a daze, Yu Yue reached out and pinched his chin, took a closer look, and muttered, "When did you grow teeth?"

And there are two front teeth, which I didn't find when I was drinking milk yesterday.

Narcissus stuck out his tongue and licked his two teeth, and said vaguely: "This morning."

"So fast?" Yu Yue showed a look of shock on his face, the growth speed of the narcissus was a bit beyond his imagination.

Narcissus gave him a blank look, stood up from the ground in front of him, stepped forward with two legs, and walked around him firmly twice.

Yu Yue: "..."

Narcissus twisted her body uncomfortably: "Uncomfortable."

Originally, the clothes on her body were just right, but looking at them now, they were tightly wrapped around her body, making her look a lot smaller.

Yu Yue was so shocked that he didn't even notice that the Barbie doll had fallen to the ground, so he pulled out the measuring tape under the coffee table in a panic: "Stand still, don't move."

Pulling out the measuring tape, the person who was only 80 centimeters last week has grown to one meter tall in just one week.

Narcissus looked at him proudly: "Am I growing fast?"

"Quick." Yu Yue was almost sluggish, sitting on the floor in a daze. What he was thinking about now was not about his height, but about his clothes!He suddenly jumped 20 centimeters, which means that he can no longer wear the clothes he bought before, and he has to spend a lot of money, pen, money, ah!

Yu Yue almost didn't vomit blood. This month's salary has just arrived and he hasn't warmed up yet. He only paid off the credit card owed last week. With the remaining money, he just bought a child seat and paid it in installments. It hasn't arrived yet. , if you add new clothes to Narcissus, where will you get the money?

Grabbing the Barbie doll on the ground and throwing it on the floor in anger, Yu Yue gritted his teeth and looked at Narcissus: "Who made you grow so fast?" Two sets of clothes can only be worn for a week, what a waste!

Narcissus blinked her dark eyes: "I don't want me to grow up?"

Yu Yue: "..." He was speechless.

Of course, the sooner you grow up, the better. It is best to wake up, and tomorrow Narcissus can go out to find a job to earn money to support the family.But I can only think about it.

Yu Yue patted the floor: "Sit down, let's talk."

Narcissus crossed her legs and sat face to face with him. With her fingers, she secretly touched the Barbie who had lost her neck. She quietly pulled her over and hugged her, and connected her neck.

Yu Yue caught a glimpse of his movement, but didn't stop him, just sat upright, and said seriously: "You are an older child now, you don't need to drink milk powder, you don't need to eat supplementary food, and that child seat is not very useful. Just return it. If you have this bottle of diapers, I will also sell it to you on the fish..."

"Are you poor?" Narcissus asked suddenly, staring at him.

Yu Yue's neck stiffened, and he got very angry, and said forcefully, "That's right, I'm a poor ghost, how about it?"

The loud voice startled Narcissus, and said in a muffled voice, "If you are poor, you are poor. What is there to be proud of?"

Yu Yue: "..."

Narcissus hugged the doll in her arms resentfully, twisted her buttocks slowly, her dark eyeballs rolled around, and she didn't know what she was thinking.

After disposing of the idle things at home, I finally got enough money to buy new clothes.This time, Yu Yue was more careful and bought a lot of clothes. Even if Narcissus grows 20 centimeters taller, he can still wear them.

Pushing open the door, Yu Yue was in a good mood and whistled, but Narcissus didn't come to greet him, and the living room was quiet.

Yu Yue was puzzled, changed his shoes and walked around with the two big bags in his arms. He heard movement in the bathroom, opened the door and looked, his eyes widened immediately, and angry flames burst out of his pupils.

In the bathroom, milk packaging boxes were scattered all over the floor, and Narcissus was lying leisurely in the bathtub, with milky white milk all over her body and face.