Stargazing with You
Chapter 33 The Whale on the Lone Island
The holidays passed in a flash, because Bai Ying was going back to work part-time, I also accompanied him back to school early, got out of the train station and got into the subway station, and met Zhang Sikai while waiting for the subway, what a bad luck!Zhang Sikai and Bai Ying greeted each other and ignored me, as if I were a pillar in the subway station!The two of them were chatting about hackers again. When the subway came into the station, I patted Bai Ying and said to leave, so he followed me with a trolley case. When I got on the subway, I stood on the left of Bai Ying, and Zhang Sikai was stuck in Bai Ying On the right side, she was chattering non-stop along the way, and then suddenly said: "By the way, has she contacted you yet?"
I got Zhang Sikai's gossipy tone, but Bai Ying looked bewildered, wondering if it was just pretending, and asked, "She? Which one is she?"
Zhang Sikai smiled and said Yan Xihua.
Bai Ying blinked, turned her head and laughed: "Don't be like this, who are you talking about, why can't I understand?"
Zhang Sikai is not stupid, so he naturally heard that Bai Ying didn't want to talk about it, so he said, "Okay, let's not talk~~"
Bai Ying glanced at him, I don't know if it was my illusion, but his look at Zhang Sikai seemed to be very cold, with a bit of a stern look.
I'm the only one who is at a loss, Zhang Sikai is also useless, halfway through talking, Bai Ying scared me back, if you are not kind enough, don't mess with him?I messed up halfway and then ran away, what should I do, a melon-eating crowd?
When we arrived at the school, Zhang Sikai naturally followed us on the same road. When we reached the dormitory area, Bai Ying stopped suddenly and said to Zhang Sikai, "Isn't it closer to you?"
Zhang Sikai said "yes" in a dazed manner, now he finally discovered my existence, and said to me: "Jiang He, you don't live here, do you?"
Bai Ying said, "He came to sit with me."
He put his hand on my shoulder casually, and spoke with a pleasant smile.I'm so cute that he looks so polite and courteous!
So Zhang Sikai got bored and left by himself. I dragged my suitcase and strode forward, feeling refreshed. Bai Ying's dormitory is on the 4th floor. Come on, come on, brother will help you!"
Bai Ying looked at me with raised eyebrows: "When did you become so considerate?"
I lifted his suitcase up to the second floor with all my might, and turned around and said, "Do you want me to be so considerate to you every day?"
Bai Ying stood halfway up the stairs, leaned against the wall and thought for a while, then asked, "So what?"
Hey, I can see it, he really wants to look like that, hahaha he really wants to!I went upstairs with my suitcase and said, "Then you will hate Zhang Sikai every day, and once you hate him, I will be at your disposal once!"
Bai Ying snorted without a smile, walked up, put a hand on my hand, lifted the trolley case up the last flight of stairs, and said, "I said you came to my place just to help you drive him away." Come on, you really depend on me."
"Oh, Chen Zhong hasn't returned to school yet, how lonely it is for me to sleep alone! Don't you sleep alone?"
"I'd rather be deserted than someone snatch my quilt."
This guy, don't look at him asleep, he knows everything in his heart when he is asleep!Even if it is a loss from eating sesame mung beans, he will remember me forever!Then you have to earn a watermelon from me!
The company where Bai Ying works part-time has an urgent matter with him, so I had dinner alone at night, the internet speed at school was not good enough, after dinner I went to the Internet cafe outside to play a few games, it was already late when I came back, and I was on my way to graduate school. I couldn't see many people on the small road in the dormitory. I was about to call Bai Ying to ask if he was back when I heard a loud "slap" on the face. I looked around and saw a handsome boy walking towards me. Coming over, he seemed to cover up his hasty footsteps when he passed me. There was a black Cayenne parked in the direction he came from, and there was a...wait a minute, that fashionable half-green hair, wearing a black sweater and jeans Handsome guy, isn't he just the underworld hairdresser who killed me eighty years ago? !
The handsome barber touched his chin that was scratched and hurt, and saw me when he looked up: "Yo, I was seen by you... Are you okay, can this stimulate you?"
I'm not excited, I'm confused, no matter how you look at this scene, it's two couples arguing, but it's obviously two men...
The feeling at that time was like a white light hitting my celestial spirit cap—after living in a daze for 20 years, I finally met a gay other than me!
The handsome guy frowned and looked at me: "Why are you so moved?"
I stepped forward excitedly: "Brother, you are the one...then what..."
"Yeah, I'm a gay... I'm a gay and you deserve to be so happy? Oh, you're a gay too, right?"
Anyway, Bai Ying hasn't come back yet, I think I was slaughtered by this man, and now I can still see him being slapped by a man, it's also a kind of fate, we sat on the bench by the roadside and chatted for a while, we Said that I had been a whale on an isolated island for too long, and I was very excited to see another whale. He said, what's so exciting, there are five hundred gays in this school, don't worry, there are plenty of opportunities.
I became depressed again and said, "I'm gone, I like straight men."
The handsome guy's name is Lei Ting, and he glanced at the end of the path: "Who do you like? Seeing that you are going to the graduate dormitory, it can't be the male god who likes the computer school."
Can I guess so accurately by guessing? !I stared at him in horror, he glanced at me, shook his head hesitantly, and pointed to the chair we were sitting in: "Six months ago, right here, I had the same conversation once. What a coincidence. "
I was shocked and thunderous, rubbing the goosebumps all over my body: "Damn, there are really men who like him? Why do men like him?! Isn't his persona customized for girls?!"
Lei Ting said: "Then why do you like him? What's so hard to understand, who doesn't like excellent people?"
I looked at him worriedly: "Then do you like it?"
"What are you thinking about?" Lei Ting laughed and patted my forehead, "I'm not interested in boys with no hair."
I rolled my eyes: "He's twenty, and his hair is all grown."
"Oh, I forgot that you and him are young. It should be very clear that Mao Qi is missing."
One sentence made my face hot, Lei Ting looked at me and smiled, then leaned back on the bench and smoked silently.
But how is Bai Ying an excellent person? Although I am full of bitterness now, I still hold back and don't speak ill of him. That narcissist can't stand others' disillusionment with him, so let him be excellent until he dies!
When I saw Lei Ting, he was someone from the past: "Do you think he might be bent?"
"I'm sure about ordinary people, but I'm not sure about Bai Ying. I can only say that he's a sexual obsession. It's hard to say. You just said that he is a straight man. How did you know for sure?"
I said his friend told me that he was having an affair with someone.
The cigarette in Lei Ting's mouth trembled, and he took it down, a little suspicious: "Really?" Finally, he patted my shoulder, "Forget it, there are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world, come to our salon more often when you have time, There are a lot of gays in our place, although there may not be D majors, male gods of the computer department, but there are still grasses, class grass and so on..."
I despise this kind of means of soliciting business.
It was very late that day and Bai Ying didn't come back. I took a shower and fell asleep on his bed first. I didn't know what time it was before I heard the door open. I didn't know why I woke up, obviously he didn't turn on the light.I found that Bai Ying and I didn't seem to have such a scene before, I slept until midnight and he came home from get off work, hahaha, quite newlyweds~~
I yawned and wanted to continue to sleep, thinking that Bai Ying would turn on the light and take a shower, ping-pong-pong for a long time, but I didn't expect him to sit down on the side of the bed after entering the room, and the mattress sank behind me. For a long time he did not move.I finally couldn't help it anymore, afraid that he would mess with me again, and suddenly scratched my feet or something, I suddenly turned over, and when I turned over, I saw Bai Ying sitting on the edge of the bed and bowing her head in the dark room Looking at me, he was also taken aback by me, blinked and asked me: "Are you awake?"
I wrapped the quilt tightly with vigilance: "What are you doing again? Don't mess around in the middle of the night!"
He frowned and kicked my ass: "What did I do? I didn't want to punish you!"
"Then why don't you turn on the light or take a shower?"
"I am willing, can you control it?" He said, somehow getting angry, he directly lifted my quilt and stretched his cold long legs in, "I won't wash today!"
"Bai Ying! Bai Ying, Bai Ying!" I kept saying, "Bai Ying, please speak up. Is your part-time job not going well? Is the old man in the company bullying you? If you have something to say, just tell me, don't make a fool of yourself." These are inexplicable!"
Most of Bai Ying's head has already got into the quilt, and I don't know if he can't hold back when he sleeps like this. After a long time, the quilt was pulled down a little bit. He squinted his eyes, looked at me funny and helpless, and said: " Jiang He, you really think a lot..."
I blinked at him blankly: "Isn't it?"
"Never once was right." He yawned and covered us with the quilt again, "Sleep, I'm tired, I'll take a shower tomorrow morning."
"Then take off your clothes and go to bed again..." There was still rain on the coat, which made me cold to death!
He took off his coat directly under the quilt, pulled off the belt and took off his trousers. I watched him throw the clothes off the quilt on the ground one by one, covering my face and thinking that this scene is really easy to misunderstand. ...
By the way, I went to Lei Ting's black salon once last semester. The price is so expensive that I would want to go there for the second time. And occasionally I pass by this black salon, and I don't seem to have seen Lei Ting. If this guy didn't sell his kidney to buy his cayenne, he must be a rich man. This haircut... the hair salon seems like he only comes to visit when he is in the mood.
It's rare to see Lei Ting here today, and sure enough, the shop is full of popularity when he shows up, and I have to wait in line for a haircut.Ever since I knew that Lei Ting and I were in the same league, I saw that this guy became more and more friendly. It happened that his hair was a little long, so I planned to cut it. Although 80 yuan for a haircut is very cheating, but I thought about it , of which 50 yuan can be regarded as chatting with you plus psychological counseling fee, which is worth it at once!Not long after I sat down, a boy came in. His gray hair was very attractive, but he looked particularly pleasing to the eye.Lei Ting gave me a wink, and I asked him with my mouth: "Comrade?" He nodded and asked me: "How?" I said I don't like this kind of killing.Lei Ting said: "His hair is made by me." I saw the cold air gathering in his eyes from the mirror, and stammered quickly: "Well, my mother likes this hairstyle, she likes this Korean style. The feeling of small fresh meat!"
I'm sorry mom!
The parrot named Big Brother dei giggled at me on the crossbar, and paced left and right as if watching a play.
I said why is it laughing at me.
Lei Ting raised his head and glanced at his elder brother Dei in the mirror, and said, "I'm not laughing at you, it just had a meal and is dissatisfied."
I:"……"
Someone opened the door and came in. As soon as I saw someone coming, I immediately lowered my head and pretended to be playing with my mobile phone. You said that Zhang Sikai and I have a narrow enough road to meet each other. I don’t want him to see me at all, but he still called my name. , What a fleeting time!Zhang Sikai also came to cut his hair, and told me to go to Bai Ying for dinner later. I don't want to go with him, let alone him to go to Bai Ying for dinner. I was thinking of an excuse to refuse, Lei Ting straightened my head , asked me: "How about dyeing your hair with the Korean-style fresh meat that your mother likes?" In order to get rid of Zhang Sikai, I said yes as soon as I straightened my back!Zhang Sikai glanced at me with a half-smile, then left by himself after getting his haircut, and called Bai Ying at the door, opening his mouth, "Hello, Xiaobai?" What the hell is Xiaobai?It's disgusting to me!
Sitting on a chair, I sent Bai Ying a WeChat message, saying that Zhang Sikai came to see you, don't have dinner with him!
Lei Ting asked me what color to dye, and I let him do whatever he wanted. While letting Lei Ting move around on my forehead, I waited for Bai Ying's reply. After a long wait, he replied: Why?He wants to poison me?
To be honest, he is also a classmate, so it is really unreasonable to let people eat together because I am not happy here, so I made up a reason: Zhang Sikai and I bet, if he asks you to eat, I will eat with him. If you lose him 100 yuan, if you don't accompany me, you will earn 100 yuan. If you earn it, I will treat you tomorrow!
Bai Ying replied to me: I didn't say it earlier.
I rushed to WeChat: "You agreed? Why are you so unprincipled..."
Bai Ying didn't reply to me for a while, I looked down at the phone again and again, and Lei Ting straightened my forehead again and again, which was very annoying, and then WeChat finally rang, and Bai Ying replied me with two words: push.
I replied to him with a smile on my face: "Hey, I'm not free right now, you can eat by yourself today, and I'll treat you tomorrow, so you can just swipe your card!"
Lei Ting snorted on my forehead: "It's such a money."
I smiled and looked up: "Swipe a card!"
As soon as I raised my head, I met a particularly brilliant yellow hair in the mirror. It was yellow and bright, and it made me stupid!
Lei Ting straightened my forehead and asked, "How is it?"
I folded my head and stared at the mirror, wanting to yell at him, but then I saw a faint scratch on his eyebrow, and finally I had no choice but to say softly: "Like a delinquent boy who fights all day long in Japanese manga."
Lei Ting leaned on the barber chair and smiled: "Don't you fight and make trouble all day long?"
Since when did I fight and make trouble all day long? !
When paying, I couldn't help asking him: "Is that Zhang Sikai gay?"
"It's not like." Lei Ting took several banknotes from me, but in the end he only gave me fifty cents a coin!
I said, "Then why did he come to you for a haircut?"
Lei Ting was cutting the gray boy's hair, put down the butcher knife and glanced at me: "What do you think?"
"Isn't it because you have a lot of 'resources' here?"
Lei Ting tore apart the gray boy's hair, and when he rubbed it with his big hands, the hair fell apart. It was as sexy and dangerous as cat hair:
"Of course it's because your father and I are good at crafting!"
His expression was already very ferocious, I quickly left with my yellow hair, and as soon as I walked out, I felt that everyone was looking at me from all directions. After all, why did I, an otaku in the computer department, give myself such a haircut!Originally, my hair was short and frizzy, so I looked at the window glass on the side of the road, and I don’t know who whistled and shouted: “Wukong~~~” Damn it, I really want to beat the screaming guy to death with a golden cudgel!
In the afternoon, Bai Ying called me to play tennis. I went around looking for someone to borrow a hat. I borrowed a baseball cap and put it on my forehead. Before I left, I stood in front of the mirror and carefully stuffed a little yellow hair into the hat. : "Can you see the yellow hair?"
Chen Zhong was very puzzled: "Why do you dye your hair if you don't want people to see yellow hair?"
Can I say that I just don't want to have dinner with Zhang Sikai and I can't figure out how to use my hair?
Chen Zhong said: "I think it's actually pretty good-looking, and it looks very fashionable."
I can't believe the evil in the mouth of a computer geek.
As if to make his words convincing, Chen Zhong racked his brains for a while and said, "Like an anime character!"
"Who?" After asking, I regretted it, no matter if he said Sun Dasheng or Uzumaki Naruto, I would not be happy.
"Explosive victory over oneself!"
"..." What kind of misunderstanding do you guys have about my docile personality?
I carried it back and asked him, "Where's the back, can you see the yellow hair?"
Chen Zhong nodded with deep regret.
If you push the hat back, the yellow hair on the front will undoubtedly be exposed, and if you push the hat forward, the back will definitely be exposed. I am so stretched here, Chen Zhong snapped his fingers suddenly: "I have a solution!"
In the afternoon, I went to the appointment on time, and the hat should be pushed forward as much as possible, so that when others see my face, they won’t see the yellow hair, and when they see the yellow hair, they can’t see my face anyway. As for playing, I thought that as long as I always Facing Bai Ying head-on, it's impossible for him to see the clues behind me.
When we arrived at the court, Bai Ying was sitting on a bench, lowering his head and opening his tennis bag to get a racket. I stood in front of him, and he looked up, slowly opened his eyes, and slowly frowned, looking very puzzled and helpless .
I pushed down my baseball cap and asked him, "Does it look good?"
"Baseball cap? Why the yellow one?"
"It's popular recently." I said with a dry smile.
Then I backed up and went to the net, and Bai Ying stared at me with a mentally handicapped look.I made excuses for my weird behavior while backing away. Since I was backing in front of him, I simply praised him: "Bai Ying, you are so handsome today!"
Bai Ying stood up from the chair and said blankly, "Say it again."
I saw him lazily walking forward with a racket in his hand, looking unhappy, and I said, "I'm complimenting you, not being sarcastic..."
He said, but why did I sound very insincere.
I backed up to the bottom line with a heck, stepped on a tennis ball with my heel, and almost fell into a fight.
Later, I played with him tremblingly, because I was too focused on my head shape, and I couldn’t let go of my hands and feet. Bai Ying was very dissatisfied with my performance. The ball was getting bigger and bigger. I was exhausted trying to return his ball. Suddenly a high ball was thrown in front of the net. I raised my head subconsciously to catch it. The racket barely reached the ball, but the ball was so strong that it almost took my racket away. I leaned back and felt A gust of wind blew by, and the scalp felt cold...
On the other side of the net, Bai Ying, who was still in the state of being sure to hit the ball, was stunned for a second.
The baseball cap fell to the ground. At that moment, I felt as if my pants had been stripped in public.
Our big eyes meet small eyes across the net and the tennis balls everywhere.
My embarrassing voice sounded from the silent tennis court:
"I just... want to surprise my mother."
I'm sorry, mom...
I got Zhang Sikai's gossipy tone, but Bai Ying looked bewildered, wondering if it was just pretending, and asked, "She? Which one is she?"
Zhang Sikai smiled and said Yan Xihua.
Bai Ying blinked, turned her head and laughed: "Don't be like this, who are you talking about, why can't I understand?"
Zhang Sikai is not stupid, so he naturally heard that Bai Ying didn't want to talk about it, so he said, "Okay, let's not talk~~"
Bai Ying glanced at him, I don't know if it was my illusion, but his look at Zhang Sikai seemed to be very cold, with a bit of a stern look.
I'm the only one who is at a loss, Zhang Sikai is also useless, halfway through talking, Bai Ying scared me back, if you are not kind enough, don't mess with him?I messed up halfway and then ran away, what should I do, a melon-eating crowd?
When we arrived at the school, Zhang Sikai naturally followed us on the same road. When we reached the dormitory area, Bai Ying stopped suddenly and said to Zhang Sikai, "Isn't it closer to you?"
Zhang Sikai said "yes" in a dazed manner, now he finally discovered my existence, and said to me: "Jiang He, you don't live here, do you?"
Bai Ying said, "He came to sit with me."
He put his hand on my shoulder casually, and spoke with a pleasant smile.I'm so cute that he looks so polite and courteous!
So Zhang Sikai got bored and left by himself. I dragged my suitcase and strode forward, feeling refreshed. Bai Ying's dormitory is on the 4th floor. Come on, come on, brother will help you!"
Bai Ying looked at me with raised eyebrows: "When did you become so considerate?"
I lifted his suitcase up to the second floor with all my might, and turned around and said, "Do you want me to be so considerate to you every day?"
Bai Ying stood halfway up the stairs, leaned against the wall and thought for a while, then asked, "So what?"
Hey, I can see it, he really wants to look like that, hahaha he really wants to!I went upstairs with my suitcase and said, "Then you will hate Zhang Sikai every day, and once you hate him, I will be at your disposal once!"
Bai Ying snorted without a smile, walked up, put a hand on my hand, lifted the trolley case up the last flight of stairs, and said, "I said you came to my place just to help you drive him away." Come on, you really depend on me."
"Oh, Chen Zhong hasn't returned to school yet, how lonely it is for me to sleep alone! Don't you sleep alone?"
"I'd rather be deserted than someone snatch my quilt."
This guy, don't look at him asleep, he knows everything in his heart when he is asleep!Even if it is a loss from eating sesame mung beans, he will remember me forever!Then you have to earn a watermelon from me!
The company where Bai Ying works part-time has an urgent matter with him, so I had dinner alone at night, the internet speed at school was not good enough, after dinner I went to the Internet cafe outside to play a few games, it was already late when I came back, and I was on my way to graduate school. I couldn't see many people on the small road in the dormitory. I was about to call Bai Ying to ask if he was back when I heard a loud "slap" on the face. I looked around and saw a handsome boy walking towards me. Coming over, he seemed to cover up his hasty footsteps when he passed me. There was a black Cayenne parked in the direction he came from, and there was a...wait a minute, that fashionable half-green hair, wearing a black sweater and jeans Handsome guy, isn't he just the underworld hairdresser who killed me eighty years ago? !
The handsome barber touched his chin that was scratched and hurt, and saw me when he looked up: "Yo, I was seen by you... Are you okay, can this stimulate you?"
I'm not excited, I'm confused, no matter how you look at this scene, it's two couples arguing, but it's obviously two men...
The feeling at that time was like a white light hitting my celestial spirit cap—after living in a daze for 20 years, I finally met a gay other than me!
The handsome guy frowned and looked at me: "Why are you so moved?"
I stepped forward excitedly: "Brother, you are the one...then what..."
"Yeah, I'm a gay... I'm a gay and you deserve to be so happy? Oh, you're a gay too, right?"
Anyway, Bai Ying hasn't come back yet, I think I was slaughtered by this man, and now I can still see him being slapped by a man, it's also a kind of fate, we sat on the bench by the roadside and chatted for a while, we Said that I had been a whale on an isolated island for too long, and I was very excited to see another whale. He said, what's so exciting, there are five hundred gays in this school, don't worry, there are plenty of opportunities.
I became depressed again and said, "I'm gone, I like straight men."
The handsome guy's name is Lei Ting, and he glanced at the end of the path: "Who do you like? Seeing that you are going to the graduate dormitory, it can't be the male god who likes the computer school."
Can I guess so accurately by guessing? !I stared at him in horror, he glanced at me, shook his head hesitantly, and pointed to the chair we were sitting in: "Six months ago, right here, I had the same conversation once. What a coincidence. "
I was shocked and thunderous, rubbing the goosebumps all over my body: "Damn, there are really men who like him? Why do men like him?! Isn't his persona customized for girls?!"
Lei Ting said: "Then why do you like him? What's so hard to understand, who doesn't like excellent people?"
I looked at him worriedly: "Then do you like it?"
"What are you thinking about?" Lei Ting laughed and patted my forehead, "I'm not interested in boys with no hair."
I rolled my eyes: "He's twenty, and his hair is all grown."
"Oh, I forgot that you and him are young. It should be very clear that Mao Qi is missing."
One sentence made my face hot, Lei Ting looked at me and smiled, then leaned back on the bench and smoked silently.
But how is Bai Ying an excellent person? Although I am full of bitterness now, I still hold back and don't speak ill of him. That narcissist can't stand others' disillusionment with him, so let him be excellent until he dies!
When I saw Lei Ting, he was someone from the past: "Do you think he might be bent?"
"I'm sure about ordinary people, but I'm not sure about Bai Ying. I can only say that he's a sexual obsession. It's hard to say. You just said that he is a straight man. How did you know for sure?"
I said his friend told me that he was having an affair with someone.
The cigarette in Lei Ting's mouth trembled, and he took it down, a little suspicious: "Really?" Finally, he patted my shoulder, "Forget it, there are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world, come to our salon more often when you have time, There are a lot of gays in our place, although there may not be D majors, male gods of the computer department, but there are still grasses, class grass and so on..."
I despise this kind of means of soliciting business.
It was very late that day and Bai Ying didn't come back. I took a shower and fell asleep on his bed first. I didn't know what time it was before I heard the door open. I didn't know why I woke up, obviously he didn't turn on the light.I found that Bai Ying and I didn't seem to have such a scene before, I slept until midnight and he came home from get off work, hahaha, quite newlyweds~~
I yawned and wanted to continue to sleep, thinking that Bai Ying would turn on the light and take a shower, ping-pong-pong for a long time, but I didn't expect him to sit down on the side of the bed after entering the room, and the mattress sank behind me. For a long time he did not move.I finally couldn't help it anymore, afraid that he would mess with me again, and suddenly scratched my feet or something, I suddenly turned over, and when I turned over, I saw Bai Ying sitting on the edge of the bed and bowing her head in the dark room Looking at me, he was also taken aback by me, blinked and asked me: "Are you awake?"
I wrapped the quilt tightly with vigilance: "What are you doing again? Don't mess around in the middle of the night!"
He frowned and kicked my ass: "What did I do? I didn't want to punish you!"
"Then why don't you turn on the light or take a shower?"
"I am willing, can you control it?" He said, somehow getting angry, he directly lifted my quilt and stretched his cold long legs in, "I won't wash today!"
"Bai Ying! Bai Ying, Bai Ying!" I kept saying, "Bai Ying, please speak up. Is your part-time job not going well? Is the old man in the company bullying you? If you have something to say, just tell me, don't make a fool of yourself." These are inexplicable!"
Most of Bai Ying's head has already got into the quilt, and I don't know if he can't hold back when he sleeps like this. After a long time, the quilt was pulled down a little bit. He squinted his eyes, looked at me funny and helpless, and said: " Jiang He, you really think a lot..."
I blinked at him blankly: "Isn't it?"
"Never once was right." He yawned and covered us with the quilt again, "Sleep, I'm tired, I'll take a shower tomorrow morning."
"Then take off your clothes and go to bed again..." There was still rain on the coat, which made me cold to death!
He took off his coat directly under the quilt, pulled off the belt and took off his trousers. I watched him throw the clothes off the quilt on the ground one by one, covering my face and thinking that this scene is really easy to misunderstand. ...
By the way, I went to Lei Ting's black salon once last semester. The price is so expensive that I would want to go there for the second time. And occasionally I pass by this black salon, and I don't seem to have seen Lei Ting. If this guy didn't sell his kidney to buy his cayenne, he must be a rich man. This haircut... the hair salon seems like he only comes to visit when he is in the mood.
It's rare to see Lei Ting here today, and sure enough, the shop is full of popularity when he shows up, and I have to wait in line for a haircut.Ever since I knew that Lei Ting and I were in the same league, I saw that this guy became more and more friendly. It happened that his hair was a little long, so I planned to cut it. Although 80 yuan for a haircut is very cheating, but I thought about it , of which 50 yuan can be regarded as chatting with you plus psychological counseling fee, which is worth it at once!Not long after I sat down, a boy came in. His gray hair was very attractive, but he looked particularly pleasing to the eye.Lei Ting gave me a wink, and I asked him with my mouth: "Comrade?" He nodded and asked me: "How?" I said I don't like this kind of killing.Lei Ting said: "His hair is made by me." I saw the cold air gathering in his eyes from the mirror, and stammered quickly: "Well, my mother likes this hairstyle, she likes this Korean style. The feeling of small fresh meat!"
I'm sorry mom!
The parrot named Big Brother dei giggled at me on the crossbar, and paced left and right as if watching a play.
I said why is it laughing at me.
Lei Ting raised his head and glanced at his elder brother Dei in the mirror, and said, "I'm not laughing at you, it just had a meal and is dissatisfied."
I:"……"
Someone opened the door and came in. As soon as I saw someone coming, I immediately lowered my head and pretended to be playing with my mobile phone. You said that Zhang Sikai and I have a narrow enough road to meet each other. I don’t want him to see me at all, but he still called my name. , What a fleeting time!Zhang Sikai also came to cut his hair, and told me to go to Bai Ying for dinner later. I don't want to go with him, let alone him to go to Bai Ying for dinner. I was thinking of an excuse to refuse, Lei Ting straightened my head , asked me: "How about dyeing your hair with the Korean-style fresh meat that your mother likes?" In order to get rid of Zhang Sikai, I said yes as soon as I straightened my back!Zhang Sikai glanced at me with a half-smile, then left by himself after getting his haircut, and called Bai Ying at the door, opening his mouth, "Hello, Xiaobai?" What the hell is Xiaobai?It's disgusting to me!
Sitting on a chair, I sent Bai Ying a WeChat message, saying that Zhang Sikai came to see you, don't have dinner with him!
Lei Ting asked me what color to dye, and I let him do whatever he wanted. While letting Lei Ting move around on my forehead, I waited for Bai Ying's reply. After a long wait, he replied: Why?He wants to poison me?
To be honest, he is also a classmate, so it is really unreasonable to let people eat together because I am not happy here, so I made up a reason: Zhang Sikai and I bet, if he asks you to eat, I will eat with him. If you lose him 100 yuan, if you don't accompany me, you will earn 100 yuan. If you earn it, I will treat you tomorrow!
Bai Ying replied to me: I didn't say it earlier.
I rushed to WeChat: "You agreed? Why are you so unprincipled..."
Bai Ying didn't reply to me for a while, I looked down at the phone again and again, and Lei Ting straightened my forehead again and again, which was very annoying, and then WeChat finally rang, and Bai Ying replied me with two words: push.
I replied to him with a smile on my face: "Hey, I'm not free right now, you can eat by yourself today, and I'll treat you tomorrow, so you can just swipe your card!"
Lei Ting snorted on my forehead: "It's such a money."
I smiled and looked up: "Swipe a card!"
As soon as I raised my head, I met a particularly brilliant yellow hair in the mirror. It was yellow and bright, and it made me stupid!
Lei Ting straightened my forehead and asked, "How is it?"
I folded my head and stared at the mirror, wanting to yell at him, but then I saw a faint scratch on his eyebrow, and finally I had no choice but to say softly: "Like a delinquent boy who fights all day long in Japanese manga."
Lei Ting leaned on the barber chair and smiled: "Don't you fight and make trouble all day long?"
Since when did I fight and make trouble all day long? !
When paying, I couldn't help asking him: "Is that Zhang Sikai gay?"
"It's not like." Lei Ting took several banknotes from me, but in the end he only gave me fifty cents a coin!
I said, "Then why did he come to you for a haircut?"
Lei Ting was cutting the gray boy's hair, put down the butcher knife and glanced at me: "What do you think?"
"Isn't it because you have a lot of 'resources' here?"
Lei Ting tore apart the gray boy's hair, and when he rubbed it with his big hands, the hair fell apart. It was as sexy and dangerous as cat hair:
"Of course it's because your father and I are good at crafting!"
His expression was already very ferocious, I quickly left with my yellow hair, and as soon as I walked out, I felt that everyone was looking at me from all directions. After all, why did I, an otaku in the computer department, give myself such a haircut!Originally, my hair was short and frizzy, so I looked at the window glass on the side of the road, and I don’t know who whistled and shouted: “Wukong~~~” Damn it, I really want to beat the screaming guy to death with a golden cudgel!
In the afternoon, Bai Ying called me to play tennis. I went around looking for someone to borrow a hat. I borrowed a baseball cap and put it on my forehead. Before I left, I stood in front of the mirror and carefully stuffed a little yellow hair into the hat. : "Can you see the yellow hair?"
Chen Zhong was very puzzled: "Why do you dye your hair if you don't want people to see yellow hair?"
Can I say that I just don't want to have dinner with Zhang Sikai and I can't figure out how to use my hair?
Chen Zhong said: "I think it's actually pretty good-looking, and it looks very fashionable."
I can't believe the evil in the mouth of a computer geek.
As if to make his words convincing, Chen Zhong racked his brains for a while and said, "Like an anime character!"
"Who?" After asking, I regretted it, no matter if he said Sun Dasheng or Uzumaki Naruto, I would not be happy.
"Explosive victory over oneself!"
"..." What kind of misunderstanding do you guys have about my docile personality?
I carried it back and asked him, "Where's the back, can you see the yellow hair?"
Chen Zhong nodded with deep regret.
If you push the hat back, the yellow hair on the front will undoubtedly be exposed, and if you push the hat forward, the back will definitely be exposed. I am so stretched here, Chen Zhong snapped his fingers suddenly: "I have a solution!"
In the afternoon, I went to the appointment on time, and the hat should be pushed forward as much as possible, so that when others see my face, they won’t see the yellow hair, and when they see the yellow hair, they can’t see my face anyway. As for playing, I thought that as long as I always Facing Bai Ying head-on, it's impossible for him to see the clues behind me.
When we arrived at the court, Bai Ying was sitting on a bench, lowering his head and opening his tennis bag to get a racket. I stood in front of him, and he looked up, slowly opened his eyes, and slowly frowned, looking very puzzled and helpless .
I pushed down my baseball cap and asked him, "Does it look good?"
"Baseball cap? Why the yellow one?"
"It's popular recently." I said with a dry smile.
Then I backed up and went to the net, and Bai Ying stared at me with a mentally handicapped look.I made excuses for my weird behavior while backing away. Since I was backing in front of him, I simply praised him: "Bai Ying, you are so handsome today!"
Bai Ying stood up from the chair and said blankly, "Say it again."
I saw him lazily walking forward with a racket in his hand, looking unhappy, and I said, "I'm complimenting you, not being sarcastic..."
He said, but why did I sound very insincere.
I backed up to the bottom line with a heck, stepped on a tennis ball with my heel, and almost fell into a fight.
Later, I played with him tremblingly, because I was too focused on my head shape, and I couldn’t let go of my hands and feet. Bai Ying was very dissatisfied with my performance. The ball was getting bigger and bigger. I was exhausted trying to return his ball. Suddenly a high ball was thrown in front of the net. I raised my head subconsciously to catch it. The racket barely reached the ball, but the ball was so strong that it almost took my racket away. I leaned back and felt A gust of wind blew by, and the scalp felt cold...
On the other side of the net, Bai Ying, who was still in the state of being sure to hit the ball, was stunned for a second.
The baseball cap fell to the ground. At that moment, I felt as if my pants had been stripped in public.
Our big eyes meet small eyes across the net and the tennis balls everywhere.
My embarrassing voice sounded from the silent tennis court:
"I just... want to surprise my mother."
I'm sorry, mom...
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