Happy Travels [Smiling Proudly]

Tongyuan Valley Hengshan Bieyuan.

"Bastard! You group of demons and ghosts, quickly return the old man and grandson!"

"Don't you even look at this place! The head of the Hengshan School is the son-in-law who visits the old man. You group of demon cultists dare to come here to act wildly. My son-in-law will never let you go!"

"Listen, people inside! Monk, I know you have to stay inside. If you have the ability to rob people, then open the door if you have the ability! Open the door, open the door!"

"Monk, let me tell you, I will bring my son-in-law here immediately. I am not afraid of anything, old man, whether the East is invincible or the West is invincible!"

"Open the door, open the door! Open the door for the old man!"

The Bujie monk was tired of clapping his hands, and shouted into the yard at the top of his voice.There were two plague gods guarding the door, with long yellow arms and great martial arts skills. The monk was scruples in his heart, but his mouth was unforgiving, and he dared to say anything.

Jia Bu and Shangguan Yun hated this great monk so much, the leader ordered to keep a low profile, but this stinky monk is not low key at all!I really want to throw this monk out!

……

You have to squat on the ground, trembling like a sieve, sneaking a trembling glance at the silent person sitting on the chair, there is a smile on his face, but the coldness is frightening and frightening. The pressure imprisoned the person and made him unable to stand up.

You have to beware of crying in your heart: Li Mubai who is fucking stupid!Who is not good for you bastard to hook up with, you must hook up with the undefeated woman in the East!This is just great!Now it's alright... I, the Lone Ranger of Thousand Miles, has just been beheaded, and I managed to stay in a place full of beautiful nuns. I haven't had my eyes full yet, and now I'm about to be tortured to death by the big devil Dongfang Bubai!woo woo woo woo~

Tian Boguang thought that it was Dongfang Bubai's woman who made Li Mubai lose his love in the first place. After all, he lived on Heimuya, and who else could make Dongfang Bubai go out in person besides his own woman.

Dongfang Bubai didn't give a damn to the underground person. Seeing that this person is bald, with wicked eyebrows and mouse eyes, even though he has shaved his hair, he looks a little different from the flower-picking thieves before, but he doesn't look like a monk anyway. .As the saying goes: A man depends on clothes, a horse depends on a saddle.But this sentence obviously does not apply to Tian Boguang.

Seeing the bald and hopeless appearance of this thief, I feel disdainful in my heart, but I still remember that the thief took Xiaobai to the brothel.Still hugging a girl, acting like a baby in someone's arms, and writing love poems on her bare back!

The anger in Dongfang's heart could not be extinguished even if it was cold, and the non-stop monk outside was bluffing, causing other people in the Hengshan courtyard to look sideways, and his heart was even more annoyed.

As if thinking of something, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he calmly drank the cold tea that had been prepared, without any dissatisfaction.He casually turned the small cup between his fingers, and suddenly flicked his middle finger forcefully, and the white cup hit Tian Boguang's belly button directly.

"With your Shenque acupoint sealed, surely... a lone ranger of thousands of miles can still practice meditation in the Hengshan nunnery."

Seeing Tian Boguang rolling on the ground, Dongfang felt inexplicably in a good mood, and secretly thought that this little thief couldn't do anything dirty.

"See the deputy... head."

Hearing the commotion outside, Dongfang Bubai felt even better.

Tian Boguang was writhing in pain, seeing Dongfang Bubai suddenly bursting into laughter, his heart tightened, he had heard that Brother Bai had come, and thought he was saved.Then I thought about it, what should I do if Brother Bai is in the wolf's mouth and Dongfang Bubai has dealt with him? Not only can he not rescue himself, he will also get in by himself.

"Fuckin' Li Mubai, why are you here! Come sooner or later, this is the time!"

Looking at Dongfang Bubai who was happy by himself there, Tian Boguang felt that the more the big devil laughed, the more terrifying and frightening he became.

……

When Jia Bu and Shangguan Yun saw Li Mubai coming, their hearts were relieved, and they secretly sighed that the hot spot was finally given away.

The Bujie monk was also happy, he hurriedly tugged on the sleeve of the visitor, and said in a hoarse voice: "Bai...Bai...little..., I...my disciple and grandson were... taken into captivity..."

"Grandson?"

The dumb monk nodded.

oh! "Tian Monkey!"

Monk Bujie nodded again.

Li Mubai also felt baffled at this moment, wondering what Dongfang could do with looking for monkeys.

……

But as soon as he pushed open the door, he saw Dongfang smiling at him, wearing a human skin mask, which couldn't be described as weird.

"East."

Without turning around, he closed the door with his hands behind his back. Just as he took a step to go to the man, he caught sight of Tian Houzi squatting on the ground.Li Mubai, who had made a wrong idea, immediately put away his smiling face, knocked the monkey's bald head furiously, and said, "Monkey, what are you doing squatting here?"

Who knows that Tian Boguang stared at the soybean-sized eyes, which were round and big, and teary, and said pitifully: "Bai...Brother Bai, the head, I...you help me."

Naturally, Tian Boguang saw that Li Mubai came in, the atmosphere was not quite right, there was no arrogance at all, and this guy was quite familiar with Dongfang Bubai, he even called "Dongfang~" with a smile on his face. Like a mistress, scared to death.

Eyeballs rolled around, as if he had figured out something, he burst into tears, "Dong... Dongfang Hierarch, I was wrong! I didn't mean it! I... I... I don't dare to... ...don’t dare to take the leader to a brothel!” It turns out that the relationship between my brother and Dongfang Bubai is like this!I want to write it into a booklet and sell it to those who collect stories outside!Ha ha ha ha!

The mocking look on Li Mubai's face froze immediately, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

Glancing secretly at the man who had been sitting there all this time, he turned his head to the bald monkey on the ground with a guilty conscience and said, "Hurry up and leave! You still want to stay here for the night!"

When the monkey heard it sounded like an amnesty, he scurried out.

"East?"

Didn't Dongfang have already calculated the account of the Luoyang brothel, so why is it involved in this matter again?

"Take off that mask quickly, Shen panicked."

"Heh, if Xiaobai cares about me, why bother to go to Luoyang for pleasure?"

"..."

Here we go again, this is the first sentence we meet.

Seeing that the man stood still without saying a word, Dongfang felt anxious, but the human skin mask concealed it very well.

Slowly tore off the skin, put it on the table casually, got up and leaned over, put his arms around the man's waist, leaned on her shoulder, happily rubbed against her ear, and said: "I wrote you three Yue's letter, but you didn't reply to me."

Sighing secretly, Li Mubai felt that he had really followed this woman's way, as soon as he gave in, he was lost.After thinking about it, I can't do anything when this person is tough...

So, he also said stiffly: "I won't return."

Hearing her reply, the person in her arms smiled triumphantly, and asked sullenly, "Still angry?"

Why, just ask a question and I will answer: I am not angry anymore.Why don't I think I'm angry when I do things wrong in front of others, and there are people watching when I do that kind of thing, so why don't I charge the entrance fee.He even wrote a letter without a word of apology, not mentioning a word, hum!

To a certain sulking little guy, he had to be persuasive, tilted his head and lightly tapped her earlobe, and drew circles on her chest aimlessly with his fingers, and said in a low voice: "How can Xiaobai do it?" cool down?"

"Hehe~" Knowing this, the salty pig's hand squeezed Dongfang from his back to his waist, and said: "Tonight, you let me do...what...wish...to..."

Just know.

"There are many people here."

Hengshan other courtyard is full of heretics.

"I know, so... I have already thought of one place."

Already...hehe~ little guy.

The author has something to say:

???, Four No Four is very short~

Topics for the next chapter:

The earth is the couch, the stars are the cover, the east, let's roll~ bed~ sheet!