[Journey to the West] Empty Enlightenment Bodhi

A little mouse wobbled over Sun Wukong's boots, and laughed: "He doesn't need to borrow a horse, although Nezha doesn't have a mount, but this kid is riding a hot wheel, running fast, where is he?" I still need you, the horses from the horse guard."

Sun Wukong let out a thoughtful "Oh", and thought to himself, if Nezha doesn't need to borrow a horse at all, then what is Nezha doing here today.He couldn't have come here on purpose to tell him that the entire group of demons and immortals in Tiangong is the solid backing of his Monkey King, so let him go boldly to fight the Jade Emperor.

But Sun Wukong didn't ask this question.This little white-haired mouse has very strange eyes. Sun Wukong has been in the Heavenly Court for a while, and he has almost recognized all the demon cultivators in Tiangong, but he has never seen this little white-haired mouse.

Sun Wukong was vigilant and curious, so he asked the swaggering little mouse: "Listen to your words, you are very familiar with the third prince of the Tota Heavenly King's family, do you know Nezha?"

The little mouse licked his lips, and answered the wrong question: "I heard from the little rabbit that you have a limited edition picture of beautiful men in Tiangong? The ones just out of the bath after taking a bath?" After the little mouse finished speaking, she winked wretchedly, A "you know what I mean" expression.

What kind of stuff is this, although I often tell lies to deceive people, but there is no such color, Sun Wukong blinked, thinking when did I tell such a lie about selling small pornographic pictures, but the words come to my mouth, Monkey King Swallowed it back again.

The little mouse looked like it wanted to make a deal with him, so first stabilize the little mouse, ask about the relationship between the little mouse and Nezha's family before talking about anything else.

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, thinking of the portrait he saw in the three-star cave on the oblique moon, although it was not a bathing picture, but the painting was lifelike. , It’s better to make the best use of everything and ask Bodhi to help draw a few pictures, hehe, Bodhi’s paintings are not bad anyway.

Sun Wukong hummed without shame, and talked nonsense to the little mouse with a frank expression: "I have it, who do you want?"

"Who do you belong to?" Little Mouse's eyes lit up after hearing Sun Wukong's answer, "Who do you have here! Little Rabbit is really a good sister, she didn't lie to me!"

"I have them all," Sun Wukong lied without changing his face, "I have them all."

The little mouse laughed. His eyes were originally small. With such a smile, his eyes and eyebrows were all squeezed together, and he couldn't see it.

When other people laugh like this, everyone probably looks suave and smiling, but this little mouse has smooth white hair. When it smiles, it should be charming and charming. I like it.But she smiled so obscenely, like an idiot following the door, it was clearly a good-looking female mouse, and she smiled obscenely and obscenely.

Sun Wukong simply felt that the little mouse's smile was a bit hot-eyed, but as a successful little fool, Sun Wukong never made mistakes when fooling people.

Therefore, Sun Wukong still had a smile on his face, decent and courteous.The little mouse was laughing endlessly by itself, but Sun Wukong couldn't help it, and interrupted the little mouse's smile: "Don't laugh, I'm panicking when I laugh."

The little mouse stopped laughing when she heard the words, she made a silent smirk, climbed over Monkey King's boots, raised her head and said: "Bi Mawen, you are too tall, lower your head, I will tell you why this child came to look for you. Your trouble."

"Oh?" Sun Wukong actually knew more or less, Nezha was probably out of anger and came to trouble him.However, there were inevitably errors in his guess, and he still wanted to hear what the little mouse had to say.

So Sun Wukong lowered his head, and the little mouse took the opportunity to rush up to his shoulder. Before Sun Wukong had time to see the little mouse's movements clearly, the little mouse was already triumphantly attached to Sun Wukong's ear.It would be a lie to say that it is not shocking. This shooting speed, let alone among the seven demon kings of the Bull Demon King, Jiao Demon King, Peng Demon King, Lion Camel King, Macaque King, Yu Tamarin King, and Monkey King, is in the Bodhi Illusion. All are unusually high speeds.If they really meet each other in a hostile position, if the move is not fatal, I am afraid that this mouse will seize the opportunity, and it is better to strike first.Sun Wukong roughly estimated in his heart, if he really confronted this little mouse, he was not fully sure that he would be able to control the little mouse within one move.

"Let me tell you," the little mouse didn't think there was anything inappropriate about his speed, and just flaunted in Monkey King's ear, "I may not be familiar with other people in the Tiangong, but this one Zha, I am the most familiar one, I know exactly where there are scratches on his body. If you want to know anything, just ask me," the little mouse patted his chest, "I must know Say everything, talk endlessly." The little mouse chuckled twice, and patched, "As long as you can get me the portrait of Marshal Tianyou."

Sun Wukong: ... your relationship with Nezha sounds a bit dangerous.You are so desperately asking for Marshal Tianyou's picture of getting out of the bath, does your Nezha really know?

The little mouse paused, seeing that Sun Wukong had no intention of talking to him, so he continued talking on his own, and turned Nezha's bottom upside down.

"This Nezha, when there was a big disturbance in the East China Sea," the little mouse paused, and added, "You also heard what the little turtle said, that Nezha slaughtered the entire East China Sea dragon clan and caused a catastrophe. The emperor was furious. In order not to hurt his parents, Nezha had no choice but to cut his bones back to his father and his flesh to his mother, and finally ended up with his body in ashes.” The white-haired mouse said with emotion, “But he is a human being. How can he live without a body, so at that time, he went to ask the Tathagata Buddha, and the Tathagata thanked Nezha for his filial piety, so he used the newly picked lotus pod to remake a body for Nezha."

"The current Nezha, whose body is made of lotus root, is strictly a half monster." The little mouse paused pretending to be mysterious, "Plus, this Nezha liked a lotus essence back then. However, when the lotus essence chased Nezha, Nezha disagreed with life and death. As a result, when the lotus essence died for Nezha, Nezha erected a stele for the lotus essence. This man has no other problems. It’s only when you lose it that you know how to cherish it.” The little mouse was emotional for a long time, and he didn’t know what sad thing he remembered, and he continued for a long time, “This Nezha is very affectionate. Like a half-grown child, he doesn't understand anything and rushes forward. But in fact, he has a clear mind."

After the little mouse finished speaking, he fell into deep thought again for some reason.Sun Wukong had no choice but to interrupt her endless memories, and asked, "What happened later? After the death of the lotus essence, what happened to Nezha?"

"Later," the little mouse sighed, "Since the death of the lotus essence, Nezha's spirit was not very good, and he was always depressed. Everyone ignored him at the beginning, but later, everyone realized that Nezha might not be good. When it’s too good, sooner or later. Nezha has classified himself as a spirit and monster, and vowed to live out his share of the lotus essence. This child has truly regarded himself as a natural lotus root essence , not only is he not close to his parents, but he doesn't even have the slightest intimacy with ordinary immortals."

Sun Wukong nodded thoughtfully after hearing this.

The little mouse continued: "The position of the Heavenly King Tota in the Heavenly Palace is not low, and the names of the Four Heavenly Kings are not for nothing. Thanks to the blessing of the Heavenly King Tota, the third prince of Nezha is more or less powerful in the Heavenly Palace. Yes. Because Nezha has always believed that he belongs to the family of monsters, so he also takes good care of them.” The little mouse paused, glanced at Monkey King’s face quietly, and then continued, “I heard what they said , when you went to the Lingxiao Palace to make a big fuss, Nezha once helped you stop the heavenly soldiers and generals. Nezha is very friendly to demon cultivators and demon immortals."

Sun Wukong snorted. Everyone has heard the story of Nezha making a big fuss in the East China Sea in the first half, cutting his bones to return his father, and cutting his flesh to return his mother. But the second half of the love story with the lotus essence is like winter. The quilt was tightly covered.Almost no one has heard of this version, but after thinking about it carefully, they find it very credible, so Monkey King asked dubiously, "You little mouse, how do you know so much?"

The little mouse chuckled, and asked back: "Don't worry about it so much, first give me the picture of getting out of the bath."

Sun Wukong thought for a while, the mouse was strong and strong, and he came and went without a trace. He didn't know when the mouse came. The picture was not a big deal, so he agreed immediately, and only said to the little mouse for two days.

"Don't worry, don't worry," the little mouse smiled with his eyes narrowed, "I heard that Marshal Tianyou is very tall and tall, with full and powerful muscles, but he is usually wrapped tightly, not letting even a little skin We saw, tsk tsk, it is really rare to see in a thousand years, hehe, if you can get his portrait, I will tell you why I know so much."

"Marshal Tianyou?" Sun Wukong repeated, but did not immediately agree, "Marshal Tianyou lives alone and is extremely vigilant. It may not be easy to get his portrait. Or you can make do with Marshal Canopy Right. Marshal Tianpeng also has handsome features and extraordinary heroic spirit, not worse than Marshal Tianyou."

The little mouse became impatient when he heard what Sun Wukong said: "I don't want the portrait of Marshal Canopy. His portraits are rotten on the street, and all the stickers in the toilet are his. Who cares!"

Sun Wukong: ...the women's restroom in Tianting probably has some secrets that cannot be revealed.

The little mouse thought for a while, and continued to persuade Sun Wukong: "If you can get Tianyou's portrait, I will help you establish a good relationship with Nezha. If you have a good relationship with Nezha, from now on, you can walk sideways in Tiangong Seriously, Nezha has a super high status in the hearts of demon cultivators, if you build a good relationship with Nezha, no one will dare to trouble you in the Heavenly Court from now on."

"Well, that's not necessary. Walking sideways is too tiring. I can just walk around normally." Sun Wukong responded indifferently, and suddenly changed the subject, looking directly at the little mouse on his shoulder: "I know you are Who's a rat?"

The little mouse was startled by Sun Wukong, almost fell off Sun Wukong's shoulder, scratched his paws for a long time, and finally managed to grab Sun Wukong's shoulder.

Monkey King stopped for a while, and waited for the little mouse to stand still before continuing, "I just need to send you back to Nezha's house, and I can have a good relationship with Nezha. You don't need an introduction."

The little mouse jumped so frightened that the fur on his body exploded: "How do you know that I escaped from Nezha's house?"

"It's very simple," Sun Wukong said with folded arms, "Before Nezha came to the Yumajian, we had no rats here; after Nezha left, you suddenly jumped out." Sun Wukong said firmly, "The supervision of the Yumajian It has always been strict, not to mention animals, and even extra weeds are not allowed. How could there be a mouse as big as you suddenly. What's more, you are quite familiar with Nezha in your words, and you know where Nezha is. Zha has a lot of private affairs, if he is not a close relative, he must have lived with Nezha. As far as I know, Nezha does not have a mouse relative, so you must have escaped from Nezha's house."

The hair of the little mouse blew up and went back soft again, and a small paw scratched back and forth on Sun Wukong's official uniform, leaving a series of scratches. After a long while, he muttered: "I'm scared to death, I'm still here!" I thought that my identity was exposed, so I jumped, if someone finds out that I am the adopted daughter of my adoptive father, then the three of us will be finished." The little mouse suddenly raised his head and amplified his voice, "You only guessed right Halfway through. Although I took a ride with Nezha, I don't live in Nezha's house."

"Oh?" Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, "Then where do you live?"

"I live in—" the little mouse stopped embarrassingly before selling himself, and continued to mutter and complain, "I don't want to tell you where I live," the little mouse's paw was on Monkey King His shoulders moved uneasily, with a nervous expression, he urgently urged, "Do you want to draw the picture of getting out of the bath or not? If you don't, I will leave."

"Draw," Sun Wukong smiled, reaching out to rub the smooth white hair on the little mouse's shoulder, "You little mouse is so cute, I'll find a way to draw a picture for you as a gift."

"So good?" The little mouse looked at Monkey King suspiciously, and turned his face away, "Don't you have any other plans."

Monkey King laughed loudly: "What can I plot, a handkerchief made of mouse skin?"

The little mouse rolled its eyes angrily, and finally jumped off Monkey King's shoulder with a whimper, and walked away angrily.

Sun Wukong returned to the Imperial Horse Prison, and before he could coax Puti to come out, he heard Puti asking him in a low voice in the bracelet: "Are you going to draw a bathing picture at the mansion of Marshal Tianyou?"

"Ah, I won't go," Sun Wukong blinked, hesitating, "Oh, master, actually, my apprentice, I don't know how to draw."

Bodhi condensed the entity: "Then how do you draw a beautiful boy picture for Xiaobai?"

"Huh?" Sun Wukong asked, "Master, do you know that little mouse?"

"I know you," Bodhi poured himself a cup of tea, "I'm an old acquaintance."

"Ah, it's really not easy for Master to have an old acquaintance with a mouse." Sun Wukong was amazed, "I thought Master's old acquaintances were all immortals who lived for thousands of years, such as Emperor Ziwei, Houtu Empress or something."

"Xiaobai is not younger than them," Sun Wukong looked at Bodhi in surprise, and Bodhi took a sip of tea slowly, moistening his throat, "She is a little mouse under Tathagata, because she ate Tathagata The sesame oil was driven down to the mortal world by the Tathagata, and she lost her mana back then, and she was lonely as a woman, and was almost raped in Chentangguan in the mortal world."

"Li Jing was the commander-in-chief of Chentangguan at the time, and he was overwhelmed with a sense of justice, so he couldn't see it and rescued her. Xiaobai was grateful, but he couldn't repay her, so he simply went along with the situation and recognized King Tota as his adoptive father."

Seeing that Wukong was fascinated, Bodhi continued, "After all these years, the Tathagata and Xiaobai also have feelings for each other. Although sesame oil is rare, it is really not a particularly valuable thing to the Tathagata. Tathagata abolished Xiaobai. After thinking about it, I felt a little regretful. So I sent someone to look for it, but Li Jing's family found Xiaobai and brought him back."

"Later, after Jin Zha became a teacher, he entrusted Xiaobai's relationship and joined Tathagata's sect. Jin Zha walked before Tathagata all the year round and became a subordinate of Tathagata. So I went to the door of Guanshiyin." Bodhi paused, "It's all about Buddhism. The people here in Tiangong don't know, but it's understandable. Nezha made a big fuss in the East China Sea. His physical body was destroyed, and his mind and soul were about to be wiped out, so Xiaobai came forward to ask the Tathagata. The Tathagata used the lotus root in the lotus seat to make a human body for him, so that Nezha could use it to return the sun."

Sun Wukong opened his eyes wide, and asked in disbelief: "A mouse, in front of the Tathagata, what it said is so effective, has such a great ability?"

"What's the matter?" Bodhi said with a smile, "in front of me, can't you also be able to turn the clouds and turn the rain and say the same thing?"

"Can it be the same?" Sun Wukong tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-disgusted, "Master and I are lovers, so are White-haired Mouse and Tathagata?"

Bodhi laughed: "Of course not."

Sun Wukong thought for a while, then laughed again: "Master, I remember your drawing skills are good."

"Well," Bodhi replied indifferently, "You don't want me to follow Tianyou and secretly draw some bathing pictures, do you?"

"Hehehe," Sun Wukong laughed guiltily, "Master, you also said that Xiaobai has great powers, so of course I want to make friends."

Bodhi gave him a supercilious look: "No."

Sun Wukong rubbed his nose: "Master, go, go."

Bodhi ignored Sun Wukong and just turned around to drink his tea.

The arrival of Nezha seems to have opened the door to the gods. Since that time, more and more gods have come to borrow horses from Monkey King. Check out some more news.

Bodhi really didn't go if he said he couldn't go. Sun Wukong's mouth was worn out, and his lips were callused when he said it, but Bodhi didn't let go.Monkey King had no choice but to think of other tricks.

After much deliberation, Sun Wukong decided to refine some elixir to hide his figure, and then sneaked to the mansion of Marshal Tianyou to see if it was possible to secretly put a few peeping mirrors, and then find the little mouse, and directly Looking at the scene of Marshal Tianyou getting out of the bath, this is much better than the picture of getting out of the bath that the little mouse asked for.

It doesn't matter that Sun Wukong started alchemy, but he hooked the gods in Tiantian Palace again.

Above this Heavenly Palace, there are not many people who can refine elixirs. The Taishang Laojun is one of them, but the Taishang Laojun has been in seclusion all year round. Even if he opens a furnace to refine alchemy, it is not for ordinary immortals and priests like them. .As a little monkey, Sun Wukong is still a little monkey of ninth rank and ninth rank. This name sounds much more friendly.

Therefore, when everyone knew that Sun Wukong could refine expensive pills, Yumajian became the favorite place for gods to come to for a while.