[Journey to the West] Empty Enlightenment Bodhi

Little Bodhi carelessly climbed up to Wukong's bed, pretending not to see Wukong's reaction, patted the bed casually, with a very dissatisfied expression, "The outer bed is too hard, where is my soft bed and comfortable, we Let's go buy some furniture sometime." Little Bodhi rubbed his hands and counted, "A big bed, a soft bed, and tables, chairs, cabinets, etc., all of which are not here."

"Although I really want to agree, but I probably don't need it," said the little monkey. "Even if the Bull Demon King didn't recognize me, he probably guessed it. You can see that he dragged the little fox away in a hurry at the end. I reckon that in a few days, we will probably go to other places with the Bull Demon King."

"However, speaking of it," the little monkey paused, "if I fight directly with the Bull Demon King, do you need to avoid it?"

"Avoid?" Little Bodhi looked at the little monkey with a strange expression, "Why should I avoid? Are you going to do something indescribable with the Bull Demon King behind my back?"

"Of course not," the little monkey looked helplessly at Little Bodhi, "I mean, is there no one who knows you in the heavenly court? If someone recognizes you, will it affect your plan?"

"My plan?" Little Bodhi pondered for a while, then nodded, "It makes sense, but I don't want to avoid it at all, I just want to stand by your side, what should I do."

Little monkey: "No, the problem now, isn't it because you can't go to heaven alone, so I'll find a way to take you there? Whether you avoid it or not, I will be the one in front to attract everyone's attention , you definitely can’t stand by my side, if you stand by my side, won’t we be exposed?” The little monkey changed the subject, “Or, what you said to let me find a way to bring you up is just a As a pretense, you actually have other arrangements."

"No, no," Little Bodhi looked at the gloomy expression of the little monkey, and hurriedly denied, "Of course not, how could it be possible, I just want to be by your side."

"That's good." The little monkey nodded contentedly, "However, before that, I still need to go to the territory of the Eastern Prince, and then go to the underworld to solve my black household problem."

"When?" Little Bodhi lay on Wukong's body, eyes wide open, excited, "Can you take me there with you? I haven't been to the underworld for a long time."

"Now?" The little monkey was eager to try, "No, no." Soon, the little monkey denied his thoughts, "I am alone, and I can go anytime, but if I want to take you with me, I will take you with me." Some preparations have to be made."

Little Bodhi: "Don't say that I'm like your little burden, what do you mean without me, you can go now by yourself. If you despise me, you can just say it, there is no need to beat around the bush."

"Since that's the case," the little monkey responded, "Then I'll just say it straight."

Little Bodhi stared at him with wide eyes: "How dare you? If you dare to speak ill of me, I guarantee that I will ignore you for the next seven days. It's useless if you buy me steamed buns with rotten meat."

The little monkey snorted, thoughtfully: "So someone wants to eat steamed buns with rotten meat and cowpea."

"No, no." Little Bodhi turned his head away, talking awkwardly, "I didn't want to eat buns."

The little monkey continued to tease him unhurriedly: "Then what do you want to eat?"

"Actually." Little Bodhi blinked, and suddenly smiled sweetly: "I want to eat tofu."

little monkey:……

is losing.

"Then you may have to work hard to grow," said the little monkey. "According to the lie you told Su Shou just now, you may have to grow hard in your dreams before you can reach the age of eating my tofu."

"What's the matter with my age?" Little Bodhi was unconvinced, "I'm very old, no matter what, I'm always older than the vegetarians, Lu Ming, they are older, right? Lu Ming can eat vegetarian tofu every day, why do I No, I'm not convinced."

"If you want to eat vegetarian tofu, Lu Ming may beat you to death." The little monkey threatened Little Bodhi neither salty nor light.

"Oh, how is that possible?" Little Bodhi smiled sweetly, "You love me so much, why are you willing to let me be beaten to death by Luming?"

The little monkey gave him a smirk: "You have already molested his fiancée, why don't you allow Lu Ming to fight you hard? Don't worry, according to the Confucianism you admire, there is a saying at this time, a friend's wife should not be bullied, eh , so you bullied someone else's wife, it is only natural for Lu Ming to seek you desperately, and I will definitely not stand up to protect you."

"Hey, so you still want to protect me." Little Bodhi laughed happily, triumphant as if you had lost again, "I thought you would kill me before the deer crowed."

little monkey:……

Master, I think you are very dangerous.

Looking at Wukong's stunned expression, Little Bodhi was extremely happy: "You lost again, you have nothing to say."

little monkey:……

It is indeed lost.

"Then you have to remember to take me to the underworld." Little Bodhi shook his feet happily, "I haven't been to the underworld for a long time. , Di Ting likes to grab food from Xiaotian Dog, and then I helped him steal a big bag from the Jade Emperor, and after Di Ting finished eating, I told him I didn't buy it, haha, and then he hid Well, let me tell you that he is super cowardly. Ksitigarbha couldn’t find Di Ting for a long time, and almost thought Di Ting was killed. But Di Ting, nothing else, the sound is good, so he hid When he was a child, he was very powerful. Basically no one could find him, even I couldn’t find him. As a result, I couldn’t feed him the dog food I snatched from Xiaotiangou, so I had to throw it away. Really It's a pity. But I didn't waste it. I didn't like Yuanshi at that time, so I sprinkled all the dog food on the edge of the Milky Way, circled the Milky Way, and then sprinkled it into the Kunlun Mountains of the Queen Mother of the West In this way, the Jade Emperor will find out that it is the dog food stolen by Yuanshi Tianzun's daughter, and it has nothing to do with me."

little monkey:……

"Master, how old were you then?"

"I don't know." Little Bodhi held his head and tried hard to think, "Who would remember such a long time. Anyway, the days without you are so boring, who cares how old they are."

Little Monkey: ... was caught off guard and fed a mouthful of candy.

"Master, are you expressing your love to me in a disguised form?" The little monkey smiled, "My life is meaningful only when I met you. Or like you are the sun that day, before I met you, my life In the dark, after meeting you, you illuminate my hope. You are a distant beacon, lighting my way forward—like this?"

Little Bodhi was dumbfounded, and after a while he said in a low voice: "You are really eloquent. Oh," Little Bodhi suddenly turned around, "I'm telling the truth. I'd be bored without you. I was in a daze, as if I had lived for nothing. Looking back, I felt that I did not live those days. But in the days with you, I can remember when the sun rose every day, and when you came to look for me My, when did we part, and how did you go back? Don't lie to you, I can remember everything clearly. "

"Really?" The little monkey said with a smile, noncommittal, "Then tell me, what happened when we first met."

Little Bodhi proudly puffed up his chest: "I was a seed, which fell on the rock for several days, and then rolled and rolled, and you saw me."

"Then what about our first interaction?" the little monkey asked with a smile.

"Just, I, um," Little Bodhi's eyes rolled around, but he refused to look at the little monkey, "That's it."

"Look, you definitely don't remember." The little monkey smiled, "I just said something big, and I'll let you talk about it."

"No way," Little Bodhi straightened his chest, and after a while it collapsed again, "I'm just afraid that you will hate me, because I was really naughty when I was young."

"Yo," the little monkey teased with a smile, "Master, you are finally willing to admit your dark history."

Little Bodhi looked at the sky and the earth with his eyes, but he refused to look at the little monkey: "There is no dark history, it only shows that I was lively and lovely when I was young, very brilliant."

"Well, how could Master be so lively and cute when he was a child," the little monkey said with a smile, "I promise I won't laugh at you, um, I don't hate you either."

Little Bodhi struggled for a long time, and finally told the truth, looking at the little monkey pitifully with his eyes, insisting on the little monkey's promise that he would not hate him because of this.

"Of course not. Master, no matter what you look like, I won't hate you."

"That's right, that's right," Little Bodhi told the truth while struggling, "During the first interaction, your attention was not on me, and then I tripped you up, and then pretended nothing happened , looking around at the scenery."

little monkey:……

"Okay," Sun Wukong had to compromise, "I said you were naughty when you were young, and it is true."

"I'm not being naughty," Little Bodhi insisted on rectifying his name, "I'm just very lively and cute, and the sun is shining brightly."

"Yes, yes, yes," Wukong nodded, "very lively and lovely, and the sun is shining brightly."