My harem is all over the world

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When I first started writing this article, the tone I set was to make fun of it.Be deliberate when writing, especially the first volume.If you really can't eat it, then this article is not for you.

Of course, it will be less deliberate later.But just in case, if you can't bear the first three chapters, it's more serious, so let's retreat quickly.Hello, hello, hello everyone.

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Hello everyone, his name is Fang Yu, male, he was 18 years old a few years ago, he has no bad habits, no smoking, no alcohol, no drug use, no prostitution, everyone likes to call him little dumb, because he never speaks in front of people, But as the saying goes, the negative pole must be positive, and the positive pole must be negative. The result of suppressing it for too long is: he secretly opened a live broadcast room on Huofeng.

It is said that being an anchor these days is very profitable, and a female anchor with a beautiful face, a sweet voice, a hot body and a hot body makes more money, but unfortunately he is a man.But when God closes a door, he will open a window. Fang Yu believes that his voice is enough to wipe out all the popular female anchors.

Facts have proved that Fang Yu is right. Only one week after the broadcast, his popularity has soared rapidly, and he was instantly ranked among the top five on the Huofeng Rich List, and his popularity stability ranked first on the entire Huofeng website, and his audience rate during the whole process was as high as [-]%!

Fans love him very much, even though he never showed his face, waist, or anything indescribable...

They love him like crazy. Some people say that they will work hard for him to go to school and spend his whole life building a better life for him; some people say that they will contract an independent island for him and build their common warmth on it. Homeland; Some people say that they want to abandon politics and start business for him, while others say they are willing to put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the ground for him, and do good deeds every day...

As a "disabled person" with no family background, he only wanted to be a male god living in their fantasy, but he never expected that this very ordinary wish had actually become the only wish he had come true in the past 18 years, and it came true. The person who is on the gold master list, spends a lot of money, and ranks first (ID: Yi Nian Wu Jin) throws the pot away...

It was a beautiful morning, and he was happily chatting with male fans about his gossip in the J3 game.

"Dong dong dong—" At this moment, someone knocked on the door outside.

Thinking that the breakfast he ordered had arrived, he happily ran to open the door, but before he saw it clearly, a ferocious man in sunglasses and black clothes rushed in quickly. He was so young at that time, how could he fight a big old man with his frail body? ?As expected, he was knocked out by the fainting plastic spray in the hands of the man in black with sunglasses.

When he woke up, he was lying on the cold ground, with a burning sensation in his throat that could not be ignored, making him unable to make a sound.

Standing next to her was a woman dressed in white, as delicate and pitiful as a white lotus blooming in the water.Seeing him wake up, the woman changed her expression and instantly turned on the mocking mode. From body and soul to soul, she relegated him to the point where she almost doubted her entire life. It wasn't until later that she was scolded for being shameless and degrading to seduce men that he realized that this woman He liked his first benefactor, Fu Qiusheng, but Fu Qiusheng fell in love with him.

Such a bloody love triangle, but he became the cannon fodder of this love triangle.

What happened later, he will never forget it for the rest of his life, until several years later, he will still be awakened from his midnight dream!His tongue was cut off cruelly, and his face was scratched with a rusty pencil sharpener. He thought he would die, but the woman let him go, saying that he would live in pain forever, and if he died again See him and torture him to death.

Sorry, in order to live, he succumbed to her lust!Escaped from that sad city, and closed the live broadcast room that brought him trauma!He doesn't care if the fans are crazy or not, he only knows that he has changed from a fair-skinned and beautiful boy to a real dumb ugly!

Some people may find it strange:

Why didn't he call the police?

He signed up, and then, no more!

What about... those fans?Add it up and kill that idiot girl in minutes!

Well, yes, his fans are very strong, but, sorry, his self-esteem is so strong!He didn't even want them to see him like this!Maybe it's the fear they'll be disappointed, who knows.

N years later...

Time is a butcher's knife.After many years, the road killer will become a coquettish old driver; no matter how pure and innocent a person is, after a few years of nurturing, he will become a "yo, buddy, he looks like a person with a story" people!

Hello everyone, his name is Fang Yu, you already know his gender, he is 27 years old this year, he can’t be regarded as having bad habits, he occasionally smokes when he thinks about life, and tastes a little wine when he appreciates all kinds of things, he still doesn’t take drugs or whoring, his body Sub-healthy, the only hobby is to read some pretentious novels, write some pretentious novels, and occasionally go to a certain pure love area of ​​a certain green network to spend a tribulation, to refresh the three views.

After years of "painful" management, his income is barely enough to support his life. Although he has savings, he doesn't want to use it because he has a dark history that he doesn't want to recall.I originally thought that this would be the case in my life, and when I put it in a good way called "plain and flat" or in a bad way called "eating and waiting to die", his daughter-in-law (computer) might not be able to live with him, and she actually wanted to follow him. He died together.

It flickered a few times, and under his unbelievable eyes, a flash of lightning shot out from the gap in the keyboard...

At that time he danced with electricity until he ran out of electricity and finally his eyes went black.He didn't know if he had a dog leash or not. When he opened his eyes again, his world changed. He stood in a dark void, and a soft glowing diamond-shaped crystal shone not far away...

To his shock, his tongue grew back and his face became smooth and delicate again as he basked in the radiance of the crystals.This kind of unscientific thing made him squint his eyes and start to carefully look at the rhomboid crystal in front of him.

After half a sound, the rhombic crystal spoke, "Number X76444 Hello, I am..."

"I know..." Fang Yu slowly took out a cigarette from his trouser pocket, took out one, lit it, put it in his mouth, and took a puff. He said in the tone of someone who came here: "You are the legendary one who helps the cannon fodder to match the villain or Force the protagonist to counterattack life, release tasks, and after completion, send money, girls, cheat books, and super artifacts, and finally let them break through the void and conquer the fairy world, the god world, and even the system of thousands of universes."

"Can you be less routine these days! Can you have something new?"

Rhombus Crystal felt that even if Fang Yu's voice was good enough to hear that his CPU was about to explode, he couldn't hide the badness in this person's bones. Anyone who could come to this place had more or less problems! !

"Number X76444, take it seriously!"

"Where do you see that I am not serious? I am so serious! I still have a lot of things to answer!"

"...I thought you understood it well!"

Fang Yu narrowed his eyes, stretched out a finger and shook it, "No, I don't understand, although from what I guessed about you just now, you did not deny that you are indeed that kind of system. The task issuer? Is the task an infinite horror flow or a fast travel strategy flow? Or is it a single world flow? Where does the choice of world come from? Movies, novels, games? Or both? What is the basis for calculating the settlement of the task completion, the points system What are the consequences of insufficient points? The difficulty of the task is divided into several stages? What rewards will be obtained after completing the task? You haven’t told me about these, how can you say that I understand it well?”

Rhomboid crystals, damn, there is an old driver here, so scary!

"That... we have the infinite horror stream and the fast-traveling strategy stream here. The former is survival, and the latter is strategy, but the world they live in is different according to the end of the world, superpowers, supernatural, high-level martial arts, etc. There are five levels of danger, including quests: Beginner, Intermediate, Advanced, Nightmare, and Hell, and there are all sources of materials from the world. You don’t need to think about these, as long as you complete the quest properly!”

"..." Damn, of course you have to know these things clearly, if most of the world is selected from novels, then he has an absolute chance!Survival, on the other hand, is a bit difficult. Let him survive a person who is panting after running for a few steps and whose legs are numb?Just kidding……

Rhombus Crystal continued: "I am not the direct task issuer, I am just a newcomer assistant system, next time you will be directly sent to the main god's space, about the main god's space, I can't say much here, you will know in the future...more The details are only available after you complete the primary selection, and currently you can only know the task form."

"Mission settlement is based on a points system. Different missions have different points. Newcomers have 1000 guaranteed points, and 500 points will be deducted for each failed world mission. Those with zero points will be wiped out."

Fang Yu didn't respond when he heard the word "kill", and the diamond-shaped crystal was a little surprised.

"Aren't you afraid?" According to the statistics of the number of people received in the past, rhomboid crystals have received thousands of people, 60% of them yelled and scolded their parents because of fear, 20% were calm on the surface and nervous in their hearts, and communicated incoherently, which was actually scaring Stupid, 10% are excited with fear, this type of people often have some criminal factors, 5% are indifferent, have nothing to love in life, 4.9% are pretentious, think they can become the second generation of Long Aotian, the last 0.1%, Uh... It's a mental illness, so I won't mention it.

However, the rhombohedral crystal cannot be defined by Fang Yu. It feels like a pretentious pretender, but in fact, the thinking is clear, well-organized, and a bit casual. When it comes to damnation, it will naturally die indifferent!It can be said that he was indifferent, and he racked his brains to create a good living environment for himself, such as those questions just asked... No one has ever asked them before, and it doesn't care much. In addition, every time it successfully receives A person can also accumulate points. In order to earn enough points to upgrade, it always makes a quick decision, and often only gives a general idea, but when it comes to Fang Yu, she has wasted more than half an hour!

"In addition to the task, where else can I get the points?"

Look, Yao Mozi Fang Yu asked again!

"You know so well, why don't you guess for yourself..." Sheng Wu Ke Lian·The main god agent.

"Well, from the mission world? A special NPC?"

"..."

"Since you are silent, it proves that I guessed it right. Well, I don't have any questions. Is there any feedback area? I will give you a thumbs up!"

Rhombic crystal felt strange for some reason, but he couldn't describe it, but he still opened the feedback area. As long as Fang Yu leaves quickly, everything will be fine, and it is still waiting to receive the next one!

However, Fang Yu looked at the virtual pop-up window in front of him, but did not like it immediately. Instead, he entered the complaint area. After a cursory scan, he pointed to a bright red title and said, "It turns out that newcomers have a gift package for newcomers! You shouldn't be here to say The kind of black-hearted system that swallows the novice gift package by itself?"

Rhomboid crystal, "!!!" How could it forget!In addition to likes, there is also a complaint area in the feedback area!

"So is there a novice gift package?" Fang Yu said lightly.

The rhomboid crystals were inexplicably cold, "Yes."

Rhombic Crystal felt that if he was a human being, he would definitely beat Fang Yu hard, and make this person with a nice voice cry for three days and three nights!No, forever!

"Choose one of weapons, armor, and skills."

If the agent of the main god was human, he would have changed his face at this time. It was the first time he had encountered such a difficult character.

"Then I'll choose the armor." Fang Yu is very self-aware. With his physique like a salted fish, he must not be killed as soon as he enters.

A ray of light enveloped Fang Yu, and a thin inner soft armor soon appeared on his upper body, which was quite comfortable to wear.

"Anything else to ask?"

Fang Yu thought for a while, and felt that he had almost understood everything, "No more, let's start teleporting now!"

Rhombic crystal: Who the hell is the system? Why does this person seem to understand.

If Fang Yu knew what it was thinking, he would definitely say: Oh, yes, I really understand it, after all, I am a man who never tires of watching it!

You will enter the world of "Ghost General".

Ancient.

elementary world.

Five-player team mode.

Check the task details by yourself after entering the world!

After the space distorted for a while, his figure was about to disappear in the circle of light...

ah!etc!It's a new beginning, how could he forget to introduce himself!

Hello everyone, from now on, his name is the protagonist!English name William (William), nickname Long Aotian!You can call him husband, little brother, honey, Darling, Hani... but you can't call him cute, kitten, or baby, otherwise he will be so black that even he will be afraid...

After the figure of Long Aotian, William, the protagonist, Fang Yu disappeared, the agent of the main god let out a cold snort, he just wanted to see what would happen if this person challenged directly without going through the novice trial world, don’t you know everything well? ...Then it shouldn't be a big problem to go directly to work...Hahaha...And don't participate in the novice trial, directly enter the first mission world, and after completing the mission, there will be double rewards and newcomer potential rewards...Look , he treats him well...