Snake

Lu Xiehu lived to such an old age that he couldn't remember when he was in such severe pain.It was swollen, full, and raw, dragging the viscera down together, crowded from the inside out but unable to get out, so it wanted to tear his body apart arbitrarily, regardless of his life or death.

The snake demon was also a little panicked.He didn't expect that it would be more difficult for a human to lay an egg than a snake. There are different skeletons between men and women, and the toughness of the mouth is not as good as that of a snake. It will not be fully opened for a while.

But this ugly mortal can talk but doesn't like to talk, he whimpers and cries, at most he yells twice in pain, and he just waved his hands when asked.Seeing him rolling back and forth was extremely miserable, although the snake demon felt sympathetic but also very annoyed, he pinched his waist and stomped his feet and screamed: "Don't cry—"

Lu Xiehu paused, still hugging his stomach and tossing and turning.

"Crack my son's eggshell again, and I'll eat you!"

Lu Xiehu stopped abruptly, lying sideways on a pile of hay that had been crushed by him, his eyes were filled with tears, showing a pitiful look.

The snake demon couldn't help shivering, covered his eyes and said: "If I don't eat you, I won't eat you, if I scare you, I promise I won't eat you!"

Lu Xiehu snorted and lay on the ground, unable to turn over.

The snake demon leaned over to wipe his sweat with him, and persuaded him kindly: "Save some energy, and when the critical moment comes, it will be soon."

Lu Xiehu gasped and panted, thinking: How fast is it?How happy you are to give birth to yourself!

The snake demon narrowed his eyes at him: "Who told someone to cause a catastrophe by himself and pay for his life if he kills someone? My son's life doesn't have to be paid for?"

Lu Xiehu covered his heart, babbling like a protest.

The snake demon snorted disdainfully: "Tch, who wants to read your mind? You mortals have too many minds, what you say is different from what you think in your heart, and you don't stop for a moment, and the pattering Solo gets into my ears. I It's annoying! You can say it, but you say it!"

Lu Xiehu said, "It hurts!"

The snake demon rubbed his belly and coaxed him: "When my son is born safely, I will reward you with a box of money."

Probably didn't expect to earn hard money by laying eggs, Lu Xiehu seemed to forget even the pain for a moment, and blinked innocently, refusing to believe it.

"What do you mean? We monsters are as good as you are."

Lu Xiehu was a little unconvinced.

"A demon is more honest than a human!"

Lu Xiehu pursed his mouth.

"You still want to fool me, don't let me know that you kicked my son's eggshell."

Lu Xiehu drooped his eyes and bowed his head, silent.

"Okay, okay, for my son's sake, I count you as one of the best among people!"

Lu Xiehu still curled up and buried his face.

"You don't want money, so how about changing it for Lingluo? The house? I won't help you go to the exam! Everyone's future is set in the fate book, and I don't want to change face. At most, you can steal the exam questions for you."

Lu Xiehu suddenly grabbed the snake demon's sleeve.

"Do what?"

He raised his head, his face was flushed, he hesitated to speak sadly and shyly, and faltered "um, um" a few times.

The snake demon deliberately didn't have the ability to make a consonant thought, forcing him to say it himself.

Lu Xiehu slapped his butt and kicked his legs in pain, but he could only "hmm".

The snake demon was impatient: "Hmm, you seem to be having a stomachache, what are you going to say?"

Lu Xiehu couldn't help but groaned again: "It hurts..."

"I know! Just bear with it, bear with it."

"It hurts...hair...smelly..."

As soon as it said smelly, the snake demon couldn't laugh or cry. He pinched his nose and fanned himself with his sleeves, jokingly said: "You just realized it! You eat too much bracken on weekdays? Too much fart!"

Lu Xiehu blushed and nodded, and immediately waved his hands again, finally saying: "La, la——"

"La? Rush—the snake demon finally came to his senses, "You want to go to the latrine?"What's going to leak out from underneath? "Seeing Lu Xiehu nodded, the snake demon didn't delay at all, and immediately pushed the person's legs apart and looked down, he couldn't help but be delighted, "It's done, you've got your head, you're like a latrine, work hard!" "

So Lu Xiehu really thought that he was getting angry and constipated, and there was only one thing in his mind: I want to relieve it!

However, it was only halfway through the "pull", when the snake demon exclaimed in amazement: "Hey, it's not an eggshell, the membrane is ruptured, it's a viviparous birth! Could it be caused by mortal energy? Interesting!"

Lu Xiehu didn't find it interesting at all, he was almost scared to death.Because the little snake was hatched in the egg of the snake demon, and now the shell is gone and the membrane is broken. Does it mean that a little snake is going to crawl out of his stomach?Just thinking about it makes my intestines twist and my scalp numb, my whole body is cold, and I just want to go to the latrine.

As a result, with all his strength, Lu Xiehu farted again, and by the way, squeezed out the sticky blockage that was stuck in his mouth.

Then he heard the snake demon cheering: "Wow, my son is really promising!"

Lu Xiehu raised half of his body slightly, looked between his legs, and saw the snake demon holding the half-human baby in both hands, the thick, short and shiny black snake tail swinging freely, but he didn't hear any cry.

The snake demon turned the baby over and showed it to Lu Xiehu: "Look, it looks a bit like you, without hair! Hey, wait a minute—" He rolled his fingers around the tail of the little snake and took a closer look, He was even more amazed, "Oh my god, sir! My son is not a girl."

Not only is she not a girl, but the other half of her body is also not like an ordinary mortal baby, with a pair of snake eyes and no lids, she opens her mouth to spit out messages, does not cry or fuss, crawls on the ground, and swims against Lu Xiehu's belly to his chest.Staggering and straightening up, Xinzi hesitated, touching Lu Xiehu's face a few times.Then stretched out two chubby little hands to hold his cheeks, grinned and showed two small fangs, and actually smiled.

Immediately, the snake demon was furious, pointing at his son and sternly condemning: "You heartless egg boy! I conceived you for three months and hatched you for three years, but your own mother! He only conceived you for one day."

But the little snake treasure doesn't care about these things, he wants to rub Lu Xiehu's chest and kiss him, but it is wrapped around his shoulders and neck like a natural ornament, with a tiger-headed and tiger-headed little face, and he can't speak, just babbles. Babbling and laughing.

For no reason, Lu Xiehu fell in love with this half-human, half-snake child.I don't think he's weird, and I don't think he's a monster. A white and clean baby is the flesh and blood born of my own pregnancy, and it is my fate.

Lu Xiehu sat up slowly, pulled Xiao Shebao into his arms, and smiled at him.

"Tiger, son—"

This was the first time that the Snake Demon heard Lu Xiehu utter coherent words since they met, some blunt but extremely clear.

He reluctantly compromised: "Okay, listen to you, my son will be called Huzi!"

Lu Xiehu's expression was more grateful than happy, and there was a little light in the corner of his eyes, and he smiled innocently.

The snake demon sighed again in his heart: "Oh, you still have a broken tooth! Chou Chou, did you grow up eating rocks?"